00:00How did you roll the internet, Dyson?
00:09Did it work out for you?
00:10Haverly is calling us from Florida this morning.
00:12Hey, Haverly.
00:13Hello.
00:14So what happened?
00:16Oh, about 18 years ago, I met my honey online playing Yahoo Games.
00:22We were playing Canasta.
00:24Canasta?
00:25That seems like an old lady game, but you must have played it.
00:30Yeah, I know.
00:31I know.
00:31We played Euchre, too, and Cribbage.
00:33We bounced around, played spades, parts, everything we could play.
00:36Uh-huh.
00:38And we kept in touch throughout the years.
00:40We never met each other until last September.
00:43And he sent me a plane ticket without my knowledge.
00:48And he said, you're going to come down here, which I did.
00:50I came down to Carabao, Florida, and through Jacksonville.
00:54And we met.
00:55I spent three weeks with him.
00:57And then I went home, talked to my van, and moved back down here.
01:00So now you're together.
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:02We've been together ever since.
01:04From Yahoo Canasta, 18 years later, you're together.
01:09Yeah.
01:10And we also used the back door.
01:12Oh, wow.
01:12The Amish back door.
01:13Oh, my goodness.
01:14Oh, my goodness.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:16Did you just say that you let him blow you in that?
01:18No, I.
01:18Thank God.
01:19Yeah, no lies.
01:20Thank God.
01:22What?
01:22What?
01:22I'm sorry.
01:23Did you just say that you had anal sex with him?
01:26No, no, no, no, no.
01:28Used the Amish back door through Yahoo Games.
01:33Oh.
01:33Oh.
01:34Oh, that's some Yahoo Games.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:36You had some Yahoo Games lingo.
01:39There's like an Amish back door?
01:41What the hell?
01:42I thought that was like some sort of perverted sex.
01:44Yeah, you can't say Amish back door to us without it meaning butt stuff.
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:48Oh, my God.
01:49I, uh.
01:50Oh, my God in heaven.
01:52We just went through a lot of emotional emotions there.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:58Okay.
01:58All right.
01:59Well, Haverly, thanks so much.
02:01Haverly cleared up that Amish back door.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:03Man, Dan got to the core of it when he said, I'm sorry.
02:06Did you just tell us that you have anal sex with your Yahoo Canasta friend?
02:16I'm sorry.
02:17You had to say it like that.
02:22You did.
02:22You had to, like, say what it actually is or we would never know.
02:26Well, because you did just say it.
02:28I still don't know.
02:28I still don't know what it is.
02:30To me, an Amish back door, that means, like, what?
02:33You did it in the butt with the lights off.
02:35I was trying.
02:36It doesn't exist yet.
02:37I looked it up.
02:38It's not a sex move that exists, so we can make it up right now, the Amish back door.
02:41Yeah, what is, what do we want?
02:43Why do we want the Amish?
02:43I got it.
02:44Okay.
02:44When you have butt stuff and there's, like, during a power outage.
02:50There you go.
02:50The Amish back door.
02:52I love it.
02:53I love that.
02:54Butt stuff during a power outage.
02:56The Amish back door.
02:57Amish back door.
02:57Yeah, because I looked up, I looked up Amish back door and there's a restaurant, the Amish
03:07back door restaurant, but then everything else is just Amish people making doors.
03:13The next time any of our listeners have butt sex during a power failure, be sure to call
03:18it the Amish back door.
03:18Oh, and hashtag it.
03:19So it's a game, though.
03:22I guess on Yahoo.
03:23I didn't even know Yahoo games existed.
03:25And Canasta, has anyone played Canasta?
03:27I don't even know what that game is.
03:28I saw my grandma play Canasta growing up, and it's a card game where you literally are
03:32holding about three decks of cards in your hand.
03:35Someone else said it could be butt stuff while a barn is being built around you.
03:39Putting the ass in Canasta.
03:41That'd be harder to make happen.
03:43It never happened.
03:44The power outage is the way to go, because that can really happen.
03:47That was my favorite Dave Tom Broca moment right there.
03:49Yeah.
03:50It was, uh, I'm sorry.
03:52Sorry to bring this up.
03:54I need some clarification for the American people.
04:00Are you telling us that you have had anal sex with your Canasta friend?
04:08Like, he didn't even try and sugarcoat, like, what it could mean.
04:15Because if, I mean, I know you listen to our show, but at the same time, she sounded like
04:20an older lady.
04:21Yeah.
04:21And it was like, I thought Dave might be like, are you talking about, like, the back, back
04:26door, sexual?
04:27No, I had to.
04:28You just put it right out there.
04:30He went scientific.
04:31Get down to it.
04:32He did.
04:32He went clear.
04:33He went clear.
04:33He did.
04:34Sometimes you just got to lay it on the line.
04:35Yeah.
04:35I'll see you next time.
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