00:00That is how Doug greets Roxanne every night.
00:03Hey, baby.
00:08Hi, everybody.
00:09I didn't think I'd have to show up tonight, but I'm here.
00:11How are you?
00:12So Froggy's got, what is this, Name That Sound?
00:15This is a simple game show.
00:17Tell me how it works.
00:17This is, you play the sound, and I don't know if you want to ask within the room.
00:22Maybe we shouldn't do in the room because they might know this is a sound.
00:26Isn't the point to actually guess the sound?
00:28That is a mystery.
00:30All right, this is a mystery sound.
00:31Yes.
00:32Now, if you're listening and you think you know.
00:35Is this a sound that you recorded yourself, or is this?
00:37No, this was a found sound.
00:39Okay, so do you know what the sound is?
00:40Are you asking?
00:41I know what the sound is.
00:42I put it in the system.
00:43He's the procurer of the sound.
00:45Well, then you dictate who are the contestants.
00:47Is it me?
00:48Is it Fester?
00:49Is it Roxanne?
00:49Is it Coop?
00:50Is it all of us?
00:51Let's do all of you.
00:53Or is it listeners?
00:54Let's do the room first.
00:55Let's keep Coop out of it because he knows because he helped me put the sound in.
00:58All right, so you're going to hit the sound, and we need to say what it is.
01:02All right.
01:03If you think you know.
01:04Are you ready?
01:04Okay.
01:04If you can name the mystery sound.
01:07Mystery sound.
01:09Mystery sound.
01:11I've got the mystery music, by the way.
01:14Ooh.
01:15Yeah.
01:15Yeah.
01:16It's the froggy mystery sound.
01:19All right, Fester, are you ready?
01:20I'm ready.
01:20I just don't want to hear the sound.
01:21All right.
01:22Here is the sound.
01:27Ooh.
01:28Mystery sound.
01:29Wow.
01:30What is that?
01:31Ooh.
01:34Oh.
01:36What?
01:36Wow.
01:36What is that?
01:37I know what it is.
01:39I know what it is.
01:40Kind of sounds like kissing it.
01:41It's the broken copy machine back in Promotions.
01:47Play it again.
01:50One more time.
01:54You're wrong.
01:56It looks like it could be like an over-exaggerated fake kissing sound at the beginning.
02:01Are you saying kissing?
02:05Are you saying kissing?
02:06That is how Doug greets Roxanne every night.
02:09Hey, baby.
02:11Hey, sweetie.
02:14Welcome home, dear.
02:16I mean, do you think listeners know?
02:18That is Allison popping the pimples on Fester's back.
02:21Oh.
02:22Let me hear it again.
02:26There's three zits.
02:27There they go.
02:28That's more of a...
02:29Like that.
02:29I have no idea what that...
02:31I'm pretty good with sound effects, too, but I have no idea what that is.
02:34You don't know what that is?
02:36Can you give us a hint?
02:39No, like, how do you not know what this is?
02:41And then it sounds like two pops, but the last pop kind of trails out.
02:45All right.
02:45Play it again.
02:49Do you want to ask our listeners if they know what that is?
02:51The pops turn into chops.
02:52Possibly, if you want to ask the listeners.
02:54I'm quite shocked.
02:55Yeah, this is going to...
02:56You know what?
02:56If I go to the phones, this is going to get dragged out for 27 minutes.
02:59Is it a goat?
03:01No, sir.
03:02Is it a car alternator?
03:03No, sir.
03:06All right.
03:06Give us a hint.
03:08You did not record this, though, right?
03:11I found that sound.
03:12Where do you find the sound?
03:14On social media.
03:16Okay.
03:16Of somebody in the room.
03:20Oh.
03:21Oh, wait a sec.
03:22Mm-hmm.
03:25I know what it is.
03:27You know the mystery sound?
03:28I know the mystery sound.
03:29What's the mystery sound?
03:30Did the mystery sound just hit you?
03:32I know it did.
03:33I know the mystery sound.
03:38It sounds like a little scooter she's trying to start.
03:41You think you're a wise-ass, don't you?
03:42What are you saying?
03:42You think you're a Weisenheimer.
03:44Fesha, you really don't know what this is?
03:46Honestly.
03:47Let me hear it.
03:48One more time.
03:49I got it now.
03:49That sound is me on one of my Instagram live videos where I opened up a bottle of wine,
04:00and that's me testing it and swirling it in my mouth and doing a little filtering through
04:06my teeth to really stir up the profile.
04:12Wait a minute.
04:12Okay.
04:12Yep.
04:12You say it's you slurping around wine like a real wine snob.
04:16Let's hear it again.
04:16That's me.
04:19That's me on an Instagram.
04:21You're correct.
04:22Yes.
04:23Wait, wait, wait.
04:25Roxanne was right.
04:26Yes.
04:27It was mouth orientated.
04:30That's MJ.
04:31Orientated.
04:32Oral.
04:32Oral.
04:32Oral.
04:33Oriented.
04:34Oriented.
04:35I'm correcting both of you guys.
04:37Yeah.
04:37That's certified touch.
04:38That's like my pet shit.
04:39So I'm correcting the Roxanne Fester correction.
04:42Listen, why don't you suck a bottle of wine there, okay?
04:45That's what he does after, just in case nobody knows.
04:48That's what MJ does after every sip of vino he takes.
04:51No, that's not true.
04:52I was.
04:53He slurps it around.
04:54Folks, you never know what's going to pop up on my Instagram, and that's why I encourage
05:00all of our listeners to give me a follow on Instagram.
05:04My personal Instagram is at certified Todd Schnitt.
05:07So my real name, MJ, is Todd Schnitt.
05:10So my Instagram is certified, T-O-D-D-S-C-H-N-I-T-T.
05:15And I opened up a really cool bottle of wine over the weekend.
05:18Everybody, you've got to see it.
05:19You've got to see the whole video.
05:20I shot an Instagram live in my kitchen, opening up the bottle of wine, and me doing sort of
05:25like the, what was that movie, you know, the...
05:28Sideways.
05:28Sideways with Miles, yeah.
05:30I made a little video.
05:30And then Froggy, being the double wise-ass that he is, he took my video and interspersed
05:36scenes from that wine movie Sideways with Paul Giamatti.
05:40You're wearing the same shirt as him in the movie?
05:44Was I?
05:45Yes.
05:46All right.
05:46You've got to post that video too, Coop.
05:48Why is it that video online?
05:50Miles Schnitt is what it's called.
05:51All right.
05:52We'll get that posted at mjmorningshow.com.
05:54What a snob.
05:55We'll have that up in just a bit.
05:58mjmorningshow.com.
05:58What are you doing?
05:59Sucking it through your teeth?
06:00What is that move really?
06:01I've seen it done, but I don't know really what's going on.
06:06It's like a Hannibal Lecter deal.
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