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Meredith wanted to know about Christmas and what everyone got
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Dobby. Dobby's headed to the stand.
00:06I was not ready for this this morning.
00:08Why not? It's a new year, a new you.
00:11I feel like usually you have to kind of like mentally prepare for this.
00:14I wouldn't prepare.
00:15No time.
00:16He wasn't ready.
00:17He's not ready.
00:18All right, so you know, three, if you haven't heard, plead the fifth.
00:21Every Monday, one of us go under the microscope.
00:25This morning, it's Dobby.
00:26So he gets three questions from the room.
00:28Each one of us gets to ask him something.
00:30He has to answer all of them except one because he also gets three questions from the audience.
00:36And then, you know, he could pass one of those two.
00:39So you only get one pass.
00:40I'm using it today.
00:41He gets the boomerang.
00:43He gets the boomerang it back to the room.
00:45And then that means that we got to answer one of the questions that he did answer.
00:49So clockwise, you're first.
00:51Yes.
00:52Dobby, we exchanged Christmas presents in here before we left.
00:56That was fun.
00:57You guys gave me gym clothes.
00:58I know where this is going.
01:00And then I made you guys lords.
01:02So you changed your IG.
01:03That's pretty funny.
01:04That was fun.
01:05Yeah.
01:05And you like to go shopping like last second all the time.
01:09It's literally like the day before Christmas.
01:11You'll go shopping for everybody.
01:13So I want to know what you gave your girlfriend.
01:16Okay.
01:16And also what she got you for Christmas.
01:19My girl.
01:20Well, the big gift was a Peloton.
01:23We got that, which I think is pretty funny.
01:24You joined the Peloton, Mom?
01:25Yeah.
01:25It's not here yet.
01:26But I think it's pretty funny.
01:28You gave her a gift last year that didn't show up.
01:31Yeah, the bike.
01:32I think you shaved us.
01:33This is a replacement gift from last year.
01:35Yeah.
01:35Right.
01:36So, yeah.
01:37The Peloton was like the big gift.
01:39Kind of for the house.
01:39But it was something that she wanted.
01:41I also got her like some clothes and some shoes.
01:45I got her.
01:45Did you get her a tree?
01:47No, we didn't get a tree this year.
01:48We didn't do the Christmas tree.
01:49You didn't put anything up?
01:51No, we didn't.
01:52Davi.
01:52We didn't do lights.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:54We didn't do none of that.
01:55There's no kids.
01:56Are you the Grinch?
01:57No.
01:57No.
01:58Are you pretending like it doesn't exist?
02:00No.
02:00It's just, you know, it was cool.
02:02What do you mean it was cool?
02:04It was strange.
02:05Davi, come on.
02:05We left here.
02:05You hadn't had a tree up.
02:07Right.
02:07You didn't put up a tree.
02:08I did not put up a Christmas tree this year.
02:09And you bought gifts for the house.
02:10Yes.
02:11That's still on back order.
02:14They're still not here yet.
02:15So there has been no gift exchange.
02:17You know what?
02:17It was supposed to be here.
02:18It was supposed to come, like, on the 20th.
02:21And then I waited and waited and waited on the 20th.
02:24I called them.
02:24And they're like, oh, no.
02:25You know what?
02:25We forgot to tell you.
02:26It's not going to be here for, like, another four weeks.
02:29I hear that's been happening because a lot of people have been ordering this.
02:31Yeah, everybody's trying to get their snap back right.
02:33Where's my age?
02:33Okay.
02:34What was the second part?
02:36What did you get for Christmas?
02:38For my girl?
02:38Yeah.
02:38She didn't get me nothing.
02:39I wouldn't either.
02:41I wouldn't either.
02:42I thought you don't get nothing.
02:44You ain't put up a tree.
02:45You ain't do nothing.
02:47Yeah, she didn't get me nothing.
02:48My mom got me a couple things, but nothing for my girl.
02:52But you know what?
02:52I'm cool with that.
02:53It's okay.
02:54I'm not tripping.
02:56You can't trip.
02:57It makes Christmas, in my opinion, just a lot more enjoyable to not be just sweating
03:04and worried and anxious about what am I going to get somebody.
03:06What part of Christmas did you enjoy if you didn't put up a tree or exchange gifts?
03:12Is it a three-week vacation?
03:16That's what people say when they don't get anything or do anything for Christmas.
03:19You know what?
03:20It's okay.
03:20I just enjoy Christmas without the sweating or whatever.
03:24Okay.
03:24All right.
03:25You are next up.
03:26By the way, welcome to the Peloton group.
03:29I'll send you a friend request.
03:30Oh, okay.
03:31We can ride together.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33You'll be hearing about that.
03:36Challenging each other.
03:37So, for many, many years, there was another guy in the studio that sat right here where
03:42I am now and talked on this same microphone.
03:45Yep.
03:45Miller Lightlight.
03:46Because it was Mark.
03:48Just in case you didn't know.
03:49Yep.
03:49I saw over the break in your stories that you were hanging out with him.
03:53Yeah.
03:54I kicked it with Mark.
03:55Please tell us how that went down, why we didn't get an invite, and what you think
03:59of his really, really long beard.
04:01Mark probably didn't like you.
04:02No, you know what?
04:04Mark comes to town probably like once every three or four months, and pretty much every
04:10time he comes in.
04:11Allegedly.
04:13He hits me up.
04:14He hits me up to hang.
04:15Sometimes, like the last time he was in town, we had plans to catch a football game, and
04:22it fell through.
04:23So, he hit me up and said, yo, let's kick it.
04:27And I met him at his favorite bar.
04:29Yeah.
04:30We know he's going to be at his gym bar.
04:32Yeah.
04:33His beard is extremely long.
04:36It's crazy long.
04:37Yeah.
04:37He looks like a lumberjack.
04:39But, yo, Mark is in good spirits.
04:42He's loving life up there in South Carolina.
04:45Honest to God truth, he doesn't have one bad thing to say about anybody.
04:50Mark is, like, honestly, probably the happiest I've ever seen him.
04:54He is in his element, man, because he likes to be out there in the woods.
04:57He looks like him.
04:58He's a woodsman.
04:58That beard is, like, a foot long.
05:01It's crazy long.
05:02Yeah.
05:02Like, he's losing things in that.
05:04Mark.
05:04Yeah.
05:05He's losing things in that.
05:06He's got a girlfriend now.
05:08What?
05:09Like a girlfriend?
05:10A real girlfriend.
05:11She just moved up there.
05:12Okay.
05:13All right.
05:13She's, like, 21 or 25.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Same old Mark.
05:20Goddamn real life, Mike, boy.
05:24Okay.
05:24All right.
05:25All right.
05:25Wow.
05:26Oh, let's see.
05:27Okay, Davi.
05:28D-melo.
05:29Since we now know you're the Grinch.
05:32For real.
05:33I noticed, because I follow your girl on socials.
05:37Yep.
05:37And I noticed she's traveling.
05:38Yes, yes.
05:39She, like, you know, international.
05:41She's in El Salvador.
05:41Yeah, so you have either, you know, the way you look at it, you know, without your girl,
05:47your rib, you're being grounded and punished because she's away.
05:52Or you could look at the bright spot and pick something that you're excited about with
05:59her being gone.
06:01What is something that Davi is like, man, I know my girl is gone, but I'm kind of excited
06:10about what?
06:11Oh, man.
06:11Um, nothing crazy to be, to be completely honest with you.
06:16Um, spending more, like, me time, building, like, okay, so as you guys know, I have a
06:23tattoo shop and I go there pretty much every day after work.
06:26It's the social club.
06:27Yeah, but, um, I always come back, like, earlier, early enough that we can, like, do
06:34dinner together, that I can have some time with her.
06:37Yeah, you consider it.
06:37So I honestly look forward to being there more.
06:41Not on the clock.
06:42Not, yeah, not on the clock.
06:43Not on the relationship clock.
06:44Right, right.
06:45And, um, man, you know what?
06:47I am fond of going and treating myself to nice dinners.
06:50I do it more often than I probably should, and I look forward to that.
06:56I like going to a nice restaurant, dolo, kicking it at the bar, having a good dinner,
07:00stuff like that.
07:01Just talking to strangers.
07:02Talking to strangers.
07:03Yeah, yeah.
07:05That brings me a lot of joy.
07:07So if you're out and you see Davi, you know what's up.
07:10Don't have to be crazy if I'm there sitting by myself.
07:13Over there whispering about him.
07:15I think that's Davi.
07:16Something wrong with him, girl.
07:18He got himself.
07:19I thought you were going to say walking around naked.
07:20All right, Davi, how many tattoo artists do you employ at your shop?
07:29We have four.
07:29Okay, you have four.
07:30Well, this person wants to know, out of your four tattoo artists, pick your best tattoo
07:36artist that you've hired currently.
07:40Man.
07:40You have to pick one.
07:41And you can't pick Jordan.
07:43Can't pick Jordan.
07:44Yeah, because, you know.
07:45You know what?
07:46It's tough.
07:48You got to pick one of your kids.
07:50The reason I say that is because they each kind of specialize in, they have like their
07:56own little vibe.
07:57So like if you wanted a tattoo, Meredith, and you're like, I want something particular,
08:01I would think like one of our artists would be best suited for that.
08:05If somebody wanted like, yo, I want something super realistic, I would say, you know, one
08:09of our artists is best for that.
08:10Oh, don't be trying.
08:12Don't be trying to like.
08:13Who's your favorite right now?
08:14Don't be trying to like sugarcoat it.
08:16Man.
08:17You got to pick one of your babies.
08:18I could also hit that button.
08:20I'll see you the fifth.
08:25Three, the fifth.
08:26Five, one, two, three, four, five.
08:29I couldn't do it.
08:30I couldn't do it.
08:30I couldn't do it.
08:30What do you mean?
08:31They listen.
08:32They listen.
08:33Somebody going to come in hot, too.
08:35They're going to quit.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Hot dog.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Oh, yeah.
08:39So you heard the show.
08:40All right.
08:40Really?
08:41You couldn't pick one.
08:41I couldn't do it.
08:42Wow.
08:42So did you have one in mind and you just didn't want to say it?
08:45Absolutely not.
08:48All right.
08:50Let's see.
08:52Here's one out of the A13, Dobby.
08:54You don't have a pass.
08:55I know.
08:56A true friend would help another friend out when they are in need.
09:02If Orlando got bit on the tip of his business by a snake, would you help save his life by
09:11sucking the poison out of him?
09:13Now, this is, I mean, I'm listening.
09:16He's about to die, dog.
09:17I'm about to die, dog.
09:18I got kids.
09:20I got kids.
09:21And you have the power right there.
09:24Oh, man, bro.
09:25Hey, bro.
09:26Don't call me bro if you're going to let me die.
09:30I mean, we'll make nice t-shirts.
09:33Oh, man.
09:33We'll talk about you every morning.
09:35Oh, you'll keep my name in these streets?
09:37Yeah, we'll keep your name.
09:38Yeah.
09:39So I'm dead.
09:40I'm dead, dead.
09:41I'm sorry for you.
09:42I'm dead.
09:43Really?
09:44I don't do my hardest to recruit somebody.
09:46But if it's just you and me in the woods.
09:48You're going to negotiate.
09:50Man.
09:52Wow.
09:52Okay.
09:53Damn.
09:53That's not very nice, Dobby.
09:54That's not cool.
09:55Yeah.
09:56No, because then it would come up on Plead the Fifth.
09:58Yeah.
09:58All right.
09:58You know that one time we was in the woods.
10:03He's saving somebody's life, at least.
10:05Wow.
10:06Okay.
10:06All right.
10:07Um, Dobby, this is, let's see here, the last one.
10:11Okay.
10:11Out of 727, if you were running the show, obviously, since Orlando's died.
10:15Yeah.
10:16He did.
10:16I'm dead.
10:16He did now.
10:17I'm dead.
10:17It's Dobby in the free show now.
10:19If you had to hire a female co-host, would her having a sexual OnlyFans page stop you
10:27from hiring her?
10:28Absolutely not.
10:30That's good content.
10:31That is great content.
10:32That's what I was going to say.
10:33That's great content.
10:33We always have something to talk about.
10:35Yeah.
10:35If nothing else, we could slide in the DMs or the messages or whatever.
10:39But what's the sexual OnlyFans, though?
10:42Well, some OnlyFans, I don't know, they do, like, makeup tutorials.
10:45I love them.
10:45I love them.
10:46I mean, eh.
10:47A little.
10:48I mean, they'll put up a bikini photo, but it doesn't mean they're all on their back.
10:52I don't know.
10:53I mean, well, no.
10:54They are something like that.
10:55Yeah.
10:55So you mean, like, actually, like, a porn star.
10:57Yeah, she's butt-meaning.
10:58Oh, so.
10:59And that's the person who would be in here in the show?
11:01I'm dead, so I ain't going to worry about it.
11:03As long as she's good on the air, I think what you do in your personal time, you could
11:08be a stripper.
11:08You could...
11:09What?
11:09As long as you...
11:10Job is wild now.
11:122021.
11:13Yeah, 2021.
11:142021.
11:15Yeah, that ain't got nothing to do with me.
11:17So, that...
11:18But it does if you're working here.
11:20But this is the freak show.
11:23Yes, it is.
11:24I think it'd be a perfect...
11:25Orlando's dead, and now the freak show doesn't exist anymore because Dobby got fired.
11:30Dobby hired a girl with the OnlyFans.
11:32All right, so wait.
11:33So you answered all of those.
11:35Yes, I did.
11:35You got your boomerang.
11:36What do you got?
11:37Let's talk Christmas.
11:38Christmas.
11:39Let's talk Christmas.
11:40What did you give?
11:42What did you get?
11:42Um, I got a...
11:45A tree.
11:46Yes.
11:47Oh, the house was decked out for sure, and I had lights.
11:50I mean, everything was done.
11:51I got a Louis wallet and a pretty necklace.
11:54Ooh.
11:54Yes, and I gave lots and lots and lots of sports clothes, shirts, and new Adidas and Adida
12:02boosts and stuff like that.
12:02So you got a necklace and Louis, and you gave T-shirts?
12:06A lot of them.
12:11Okay.
12:12Yes, that's how it went in my household.
12:15So I got my woman, Tom Brady jersey.
12:18Nice.
12:19Okay.
12:19All right.
12:20Get in the groove.
12:20Is she like a Bucks fan, or are you kind of forcing this on her?
12:24Or is she a Brady fan?
12:26She's a Brady fan.
12:27Okay.
12:28All right.
12:28She calls him her man.
12:30I don't know what that is.
12:31That's not a man.
12:32And then I got her a diamond necklace also.
12:35Oh.
12:35Okay.
12:35I got a raise.
12:39Butt made money money.
12:40And I got some flip-flops.
12:42Really?
12:43I said flip-flops.
12:46That's it.
12:47There seems to be a pattern here.
12:49Yeah, for real.
12:50Okay.
12:51Let's see.
12:51Where about you, O?
12:53I got a bump box.
12:57Those are dope.
12:57I got a bump box.
12:59Y'all know what a bump box is?
12:59I don't know what that is.
13:00I do.
13:00It's like the old school boom box, but it's a Wi-Fi joint, so it plays your phone through
13:04that, but you can walk around like we're in a ghetto black box.
13:06It's supposed to be really loud, too, right?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Is it?
13:09The thing pumps.
13:09Yeah, it's nice.
13:10That's dope.
13:10I got that, and I got some J's, which was very dope, too.
13:15So some ones that I didn't have.
13:18Okay.
13:18So I got that.
13:19Add to the collection.
13:20Yeah.
13:21And let's see.
13:23What did I give?
13:26A whole bunch of Lululemon.
13:30Lululemon.
13:33Fabaletics.
13:33Fabaletics.
13:35I knew Lululemon.
13:36I ain't no Fabaletics.
13:37A whole bunch of them.
13:38It's Fabaletics.
13:39Yes.
13:40Yes, but a bunch.
13:42See?
13:43Yeah, that's nice.
13:44Yeah, that was it.
13:45Pretty much.
13:45What'd you get?
13:46The girls?
13:46Oh, I mean, I wasn't talking about the girls.
13:49I was just talking about...
13:51I know.
13:52I know.
13:52I'm just asking what you get the girls.
13:53The girls got everything.
13:55I mean, basically, they want stuff to deck out their rooms, and I think that's a COVID
14:00thing.
14:01I mean, their independence is one thing, but the COVID thing, they went heavy, like tapestry
14:08for the wall and vines.
14:10Are we missing one thing here that you put up on your socials?
14:13Well, yeah, the puppy.
14:15Yeah, the puppy.
14:16Of course.
14:16Yeah.
14:17Oh, yeah.
14:17I got this little poopy, pissy problem.
14:20All over the house.
14:21It's everywhere.
14:22What'd y'all name the dog?
14:23Yeah.
14:23Honey.
14:24Oh, that's cute.
14:25Honey, because she's honey golden brown.
14:28Honey.
14:28Did you name the dog?
14:29No.
14:30My daughter named...
14:32I mean, I guess because we were gone, you guys, we hadn't talked about it, but basically
14:36the way it went down was they got to open all of their gifts, so they opened all of their
14:41like the hoodies and shoes and all the stuff.
14:45And then my daughter was like looking around.
14:48She's like, is that it?
14:51Wow.
14:52And we were like, yeah, that's it.
14:55And she's like, okay.
14:57Whoa.
14:57Okay.
14:57And she was just kind of like, she was cool, but she was just kind of quiet.
15:01Yeah.
15:01And we're like, well, what's wrong?
15:02And she's like, nothing.
15:03And so she went into a couple of rooms and she opened up a couple of doors and she's
15:07like, no, really?
15:08Like, like, cause I saw like a box that came that said like some pet supplies.
15:12And so we were like, why were you snooping around?
15:16And so, and she's like, we're like, but no, there's a package right there.
15:20And so she opened the package and it was like chew toy.
15:23And we were like, listen, you got to learn, you know, about dogs before you can get one.
15:28So you got to learn about them first.
15:30And so I spent some time with chew toy.
15:32And she's like, why would y'all get me a chew toy?
15:36Like, that's just so cruel.
15:38And then the doorbell rang, she opens it and it's her grandfather.
15:44And so she saw him and with no hug, no kiss, he wasn't carrying nothing.
15:48So she's like, oh, and walked away from the door.
15:50And then she didn't see that her grandmother was walking in behind with the puppy.
15:56And when she, like you, I can't even describe it well.
16:00You would have to see it on IG and I posted it up just for her because she bugged out and
16:05cried and started hugging the dog.
16:07And I'm like, she's like, it was, it was big.
16:11So yeah.
16:12So that was the surprise, the big thing.
16:14So is this dog, their responsibility?
16:17Yep.
16:17How's that going?
16:21I mean, it doesn't get bad.
16:23Trust me.
16:24I've, I've, she's earned it and she has gone to bed exhausted because I've told her, I'm
16:30like, it's like your kid.
16:32This is your responsibility, but it's not, it's the family dog.
16:36So everybody takes part in, you know, like walking it or taking care of it or whatever.
16:40But, but she is like, you know, always making sure and, you know, and she's tired.
16:45Like at the end of the day, she's like, that was a lot.
16:47I'm like, yeah, you only had it for two days.
16:49Yeah.
16:49Like, you know, so, and, and, and it has to get trained and everything else too.
16:53It'll get easier.
16:54Yeah.
16:54I'm not really, it'll get worse for the, once they get back to school and do all that stuff,
17:00then it'll start being on their mom and, and then, you know, and that dance, then it'll
17:04be on me.
17:05You know, so it's going to be more for us, but while during this break.
17:08Oh yeah.
17:09Look at you guys with the good gifts.
17:11Yeah.
17:11You know, and, and you guys didn't get much at all.
17:17Dobby got nothing.
17:18He got flip flops.
17:19I got some J's and the bug locks.
17:21That's good.
17:21I saw you got some, uh, what is it?
17:23The fuzzy, uh, slippers that look like J's.
17:25Is that what you're talking about?
17:26Oh no, no, no.
17:27I, I got those for myself.
17:29Those, oh, those air Jordan slippers.
17:31Oh my God.
17:32Them stunting on them up in there.
17:34All right, man.
17:35His plea to fit this hooked up now.
17:41Of course, it'll be up online at wild 94.1.com.
17:43We got more.
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