00:00uh coop after he finishes the morning show and puts up our podcast by what 11 a.m our podcast is
00:08up 11 a.m yeah so every single segment of the show is oh by the way on yesterday's podcast did
00:15you leave the the joke about ernest angeli's toupee over the song intro or did you cut that
00:19off i have to cut it out because of the song oh man see that was that was the best part but i did
00:23it over the song yeah who cares if you leave this song in yeah so people some people care yeah we
00:29don't care but some people care it's the licensing online and all that crap all right so coop finishes
00:35the show and he we knew he had one side hustle one side hustle was he's doing instacart he's shopping
00:43for customers on instacart and then dropping off the groceries at their house that's i thought that
00:49was the only side hustle and then fester finds out that coop had a second side hustle he is really
00:54not making any money here really really not making any money at this gig listen radio these
01:01days you have to have a couple side hustles coop so prepare yourself for a lifetime of that
01:05i got a bunch of side hustles too i mean literally what you do my new side hustle shiba inu if you know
01:12you know what oh it's a new crypto i'll get into it later oh no she was a cat food isn't it okay
01:18yes but jiba inu it's like we're like one fraction of a penny and like we're gonna have
01:23like 25 million chips this is this is going down i should i should buy this one this is bad you can't
01:28hurt all right so coop your new side hustle is what i am a lift driver now oh my gosh in your 2006
01:36whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa 2008 i'm sorry in your what kind of car is that it's a 2008 kia optima
01:44in a 2008 optima that you bought from your mom for 500 bucks something like that i forgot how much
01:50i paid her so you're trying i felt bad so i gave her some money i didn't want her to give it to me
01:54for free i think it was like 1200 bucks to coop you're a lift driver now so you're doing instacart
01:59and lift yep and i got a bunch of scratches on my car too so it looks great when i pull up
02:03to the airport and pick people up you know an uber when you're getting one they have the picture of
02:07the car and then it says like do they just have like a trash can like do they actually have a picture
02:11that horrible car a trash can because nobody will at 2008 picture not available sorry so what
02:17happened you pick up a customer and where were you taking the customer so i picked this guy up
02:22over at some buy here pay here um kind of by uh ikea like off of 50th street i think it's called you
02:28picked up a guy at a car lot yeah murdered yeah buy here pay here about the size of a waffle house too
02:33all right and so i take him to the airport okay so he wants to go to the airport he's got a flight
02:38yeah he gets in my car did he have luggage he didn't have the flight yet he was booking it in
02:42my car what what yeah so he's booking a flight in your car on the way to the airport yes he's
02:49fly by the seat of his pants don't worry literally fly by the seat of your pants sounds like this guy
02:54really has things mapped out well he just committed a crime he's injured did he have luggage no he
03:00didn't actually he had no luggage he said he was gonna buy a car and then they wouldn't sell it to
03:04him so he was gonna go to atlanta what is like said he had broken handcuffs on wait a minute hi
03:13now what happens next you go to the airport yep i drop him off and then he goes oh here man you can
03:19have this i can't take this off on the plane and what does he give you oh my god he hands me
03:24this pocket knife a switchblade a switchblade i thought it was gonna be a gun hold on a minute
03:30bring bring rub that in here or fester go grab that bring that in he gave you a murder weapon
03:35and now your fingerprints are on it you buffoon there's probably traces of blood on this thing
03:42the guy hands you a knife hold on fester's bringing this thing in here i'm not touching that
03:48exhibit a all right hold oh fester where do you fester where do you go oh you can talk fester we can
03:54hear you is this the mic button yeah i don't know how to turn the mic on in here so fester
03:59fester went into coops booth all right now i'm running the uh mj tv thing all right so
04:04fester's in the booth oh so coops in here just leave it on me so this is it this is the pocket
04:09knife all right let me see this thing all right he's got it i haven't opened it or anything it's
04:13heavy right this guy would be arrested he had no cash and he just gave me his pocket knife oh my god
04:18oh wow holy fester you got the camera on me yeah i got it on you oh my god any stains this is heavy
04:26i got it on roxanne now roxanne smile oh my god look at this thing wow so the guy hands you this
04:33knife yeah i i haven't even i barely even looked at it doesn't have any like this is a smith and
04:38wesson extreme ops knife this is i i think this is a pretty good quality knife it's this is a smith
04:46and wesson knife so i i i wasn't cash so i was kind of mad that's how it was i was trying to get cash
04:54as a tip but he gave me that well did he tip you cash on the app no so you got a knife as a tip
05:00yeah you can sell that thing upon america for a couple bucks oh my god so you instacart and lift
05:07driving now and you're getting murder weapons as a tip put this together the guy's trying to buy a
05:12car real quickly he's trying to get to an airport and book a flight real quickly he hands the man a
05:16knife he killed somebody with this knife what do i do do i do i report the knife this is a throne in a
05:22body of water it could have been committed in a felony goop this is a murder weapon right here
05:27that the guy tipped you with my god you're like okay let me grab it with both my hands yeah i was
05:33like oh what is this i didn't see what he had in his hand i thought it was gonna be cash i thought
05:36it was gonna be something
05:37it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be something i thought it was gonna be
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