00:00uh remember the other day we talked about anal rejuvenation we did well believe it or not one
00:11of our listeners pretty much had that done okay she says hey guys i love the show please keep me
00:18anonymous so i had that rectal surgery a few weeks ago she said basically butthole surgery
00:24they had to fix some anal fistules and fissures i just want to say to your listeners whatever you do
00:32if you ever get this done even if you're curious looking in your online patient portal
00:39do not i repeat do not read the surgical notes what the heck do they say because curiosity got
00:49the best of me and let's just say the first lines were horrifying and now my fiance mocks me by
00:55repeating them i don't know where she goes i didn't know you could just look at your surgical
01:00report oh no it's that uh yeah that chart yeah i got like a some kind of chart that i go to and i
01:09read everything it actually has scared the bejesus out of me i think three or four times where i was
01:14like okay that's because i'll get results with no explanation and i'm like well that number doesn't
01:20seem right and then i have to research all what does that mean uh-huh i'll read the blood test like
01:25you were saying and it's like there's stuff i don't even know about and i'm like oh no that's
01:28off the charts and i started i'm like well my liver's failing i oh yeah i've like read all the
01:35different things and i'm like well the doctor didn't call me so that's it maybe that call maybe he
01:39knows more than me when i question my doctor about it i'll say this number what is this he gets so
01:46irritated yeah i can tell he's like oh come on if i there's something wrong i'll let you know
01:50yeah worry about it probably just like i went to school for that did you you went to google
01:54yeah i went to school though well that's like me when i like you know i tested my blood sugar one day
02:02and it was absolutely off the charts and uh set me on my whole path of like doing all this stuff and
02:10um i was like man i'm just killing myself eating these uh delicious treats and then when i finally
02:17got my doctor's appointment i was like hey listen do you think you can check for all this stuff and
02:21he was like oh we do every time he's like yeah let me let me show you and like he went in and he's
02:26like no you don't have it he's like you don't have anything going on i'm like hmm well i should
02:32have probably reached out and then uh turns out uh so like right before i decided to do this i was
02:38eating like little tiny rhesus cups oh before you yeah and did it yourself god there's probably his
02:46he was like you probably that number's so high you probably had rhesus cup on your finger
02:51what your blood is pure rhesus cup he was like he's like the only way yeah he's like the only way
03:03that you could have possibly gotten a number that high is if your blood legitimately mixed with the
03:11sugary chocolate of a rhesus peanut butter cup on you and i was like i guess it's possible
03:17i mean i did i did eat six of them
03:22yeah but what's nuts but like i i that day made me lose 32 pounds you know what i mean like that
03:32day that moment that was a shameful moment that was like it scared me i was like oh man he was
03:38gonna die what was your sugar at i'm just curious like what the number was with the three peanut butter
03:43278 or whatever 278 what's the normal i don't know it's normal normal is like 80 something yeah
03:53that sounds about right the blood sugar level of less than 140 is normal right so
03:58yeah so i legitimately you didn't call the doctor i just went on a diet right into action he googled
04:10that i was like i'm not losing any feet and i went right into that yeah that's what i did it was
04:15google i googled it that is in the red of pure diabetic and uh i was like holy cow and yeah i was
04:23really took it really serious and um but but okay so compression socks no i went i went i bought like
04:35i was using some crappy uh old thing that i bought like a long time ago so i went all in i bought all
04:43the supplies i bought supplies uh yeah because i was like i gotta check this like that's insane i gotta
04:50like be on top of this and then my next next one was like 78 and then i did i'm like oh i must had a
04:57good time then i did it again and i was like oh 80 89 damn peanut butter cup fingers what in the world
05:04i never came anywhere close i've never heard of that anywhere close to that reading that i got
05:10and it was um so yeah so my doctor definitely to the doctor what i should have done no no no it's
05:20even easier than that at least i should have just taken another one like and done it again what was
05:27so you waited a long time to take another reading no no what i'm saying like that that moment when i
05:32did it and i was like oh my god it's 278 instead of saying oh that's so high something must be wrong
05:39i should do this again i just went right into full-on panic change your life instead of like
05:46you know what i was just eating reese's cups let's wash my hands and then do this again
05:52and you decided to test yourself just after eating reese's cups yes
05:57well i felt like after reese's cups is my normal daily diet that was at the time
06:06he's probably thinking about having another reese's cup but he's like maybe i have to take my blood
06:09sugar first make sure i'm not too crazy i also am a little in doing it all i became very like
06:16fascinated by like what different things would do to me sugar so like i learned a lot about myself
06:21right in this whole um and some diet changes yes like i like my favorite treat i have not had since
06:30was the fasting all because of that yeah 100 so you just really well you have to understand at least
06:36okay so this it's like a triple whammy of things that have like we're talking about i go to like my
06:41little chart and it's like your liver oh yeah is right the fattest liver i've seen liver i had fatty
06:49liver fatty spleen i mean i sounded like i sound like a grandpa right now i'm talking about all this
06:57stuff i gotta really be careful here i'm sounding ancient but um yeah so there's like a few things
07:03that i'm like okay that's it this is that was like the last straw i was like if i don't do something
07:08now i'm gonna be dead and then i went ahead and kept and i was like man i don't think i have anything
07:13i don't oh well there you go there's your tip of the day don't get your blood tested
07:18with peanut butter cups on your fingers i'm telling you man wash your hands this man's blood's 75
07:24reese's peanut butter cup i can't believe you took it this long to tell us this in the medical journal
07:29yeah oh that's great oh goodness oh well i mean glad you're okay glad your number's not that high
07:34no it's uh totally normal pretty normal everything's okay
