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Plead The Fifth: Meredith Tried To Rap BIG PIMPIN" by Jay-Z
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00:00I mean, I'm blonde, baby.
00:01Hey.
00:02Meredith is taking a stand.
00:04Ready to tell all her business for you and your queries.
00:09And get in trouble.
00:09All right, so you got three.
00:10Get in trouble.
00:12Three questions from the room.
00:14Three questions from out there in them streets.
00:16You only get to skip one.
00:18Everything else is unfettered tea.
00:21Are you ready?
00:22Yeah, I guess so.
00:23All right, Meredith.
00:24Go ahead.
00:25Shoot me.
00:25Let's see what we got.
00:26All right, I got one.
00:28And is there, okay, is there anyone out there who can say that you broke their heart?
00:38Is there anybody out there who you could say that you broke their heart and has a much less positive kind of review on your time together on that thang thang that y'all had?
00:49Is there a person out there, if that person exists, who is it?
00:54Yeah, so there's definitely one person that comes to mind.
00:58It did not end well.
01:00And here's the problem is I, the sex was amazing.
01:04And it kept us together a little longer because it was great.
01:07But we weren't really vibing as much.
01:10But the bedroom was fantastic.
01:11So after a while, you know, I was kind of like, all right, this isn't working.
01:15And I kept telling him that to his face.
01:17I wasn't like sending mixed messages or anything.
01:20And he just wouldn't get it.
01:23He was still in it.
01:25He was still, you know, trying really hard, which was really sweet at the time.
01:29But I wanted to move on.
01:30And I wanted to go find somebody else.
01:32So anyway, I had to call him up because he just would not stop calling, texting, trying to do all the dates and everything.
01:39And I had to be so mean to him to this day.
01:42It still bothers me.
01:44Yeah, so I had kind of cussed him out a little bit because he wasn't getting the point.
01:49And yeah, so that's it.
01:50So if y'all strolled by each other, it wouldn't be good.
01:53Oh, I ran into him.
01:55I had that golfing, that Valspar.
01:58I made it really uncomfortable.
02:00Oh, that was the dude that went out of her way to go talk to him.
02:03And now you know why.
02:05Because there was like...
02:06Yeah, but that makes it easy.
02:07That makes it worse.
02:07No, I know.
02:08I still to this day...
02:09You went out of your way and left your husband to go talk to a dude.
02:12I asked him permission.
02:13And now we find out that's the dude.
02:14You're so flawed.
02:15I'm not flawed.
02:16That is so flawed.
02:17Yeah, so anyway, I broke his heart.
02:20No.
02:20Yeah, and so I ran into him at Valspar.
02:24And yeah, so I did go over just to kind of...
02:27You know, I was trying to smooth things over.
02:28Because I know he probably still cusses when he hears the word Meredith and he's just like...
02:32Everybody's shaking their head at you right now.
02:34Really? Is that bad?
02:35Yeah.
02:36I don't know.
02:36That makes it worse.
02:37No.
02:38That does, but that's the answer.
02:39I had to talk to him.
02:40Right, yeah.
02:41I had to go down there.
02:42Everybody was pointing at me.
02:43Nah.
02:43What am I supposed to do?
02:44Yeah, they was pointing at you.
02:45They were like, that's that big.
02:47Meredith, I feel like most households have like a recurring fight.
02:51Maybe it comes up every couple weeks, couple months.
02:55What's the recurring fight at your house?
02:57You know a couple times a year or however often this is going to come up.
03:02And it's never not going to happen.
03:05On whose side?
03:07My side or from Anthony?
03:08Just a fight in the household.
03:11A fight in the household that is reoccurring.
03:15Ugh, and it has been for a while now.
03:16Would be like me getting up in the middle of the night with the kids or me coming.
03:23You know, because we work really early in the morning.
03:25And he feels, Anthony feels like he has more of the child care concerns, I guess.
03:32So, you know, I get to leave and come to work and he's still dealing with the sick kid at home.
03:37And I can't come home until after the show because we're live.
03:40And so that is always a reoccurring issue in our relationship.
03:45And also, if I'm asleep and I feel like the kids are okay, then I kind of just keep sleeping.
03:50If I hear them, then I get up.
03:51But he's like quick.
03:52He's like, he hears anything, a pin drop, and he's up, you know, checking on everybody.
03:56He's like a helicopter parent.
03:58And I'm just a little bit more laid back about stuff.
04:00Yeah, you got to pace yourself.
04:01Right.
04:02Because I used to wait.
04:03And when I heard a noise, I would wait to see if she'd move first.
04:06You play that game?
04:07Yeah, hell yeah.
04:08Pretend to sleep?
04:08Yeah, I'd be like.
04:10And when she knew I wasn't sleeping because she's like, you snore.
04:12So you're not snoring.
04:13Right, yeah.
04:14But yeah, he got to play that a little better.
04:16Fake snore.
04:17Like, let you get up and move.
04:18All right, let's see here.
04:20Okay, all right, speaking of Anthony.
04:22Okay, you come home.
04:24A psycho has gotten a hold of Anthony.
04:26Oh, man.
04:27You come in the house and there's a psycho with the jammy right up to his head.
04:32It's like, look here, lady.
04:33This man is gone.
04:35What do you spell unless you spell a word that I'm getting ready to give you?
04:41Oh, damn, he's dead.
04:42What?
04:42No, you don't know what the word is yet.
04:45What word do you pray that he does not ask you to spell?
04:52Mm.
04:53Mm.
04:53To save your man's life.
04:56Crazy man looking at you with the craziest request.
04:59Psycho killer.
05:00He's like, listen here.
05:02Your man's gone unless I get you to spell this word.
05:06What word in your mind are you praying?
05:08Please don't say.
05:09Please don't say.
05:10Please don't say what?
05:12Inconveniently.
05:13That's inconvenient.
05:15I think I always misspell.
05:17What's another one?
05:17There's a bunch of them.
05:18No, I just did one.
05:19Yeah, okay.
05:20That's the worst one?
05:21I think inconvenient would be one of them.
05:24Yeah, the E and the I always.
05:25Can you try and spell it now?
05:26No, what are you doing to me?
05:27Can you try and spell it now?
05:28That was part of the question.
05:29I-N-C-O-N-N-C-O-N-V-E-I before E after C.
05:35Oh, he did.
05:36He did.
05:37I'm like, I'm trying my best.
05:39Oh, Anthony gone.
05:40All right, he's gone.
05:41888-429-0941.
05:42Your question's up next.
05:44She has not used a pass yet.
05:46This question asks, who was better in bed?
05:50Oh, my God.
05:51What are you, what?
05:52Anthony or the guy who you just said had the business?
05:59The guy from the Valspar.
06:02Who was better in bed?
06:04Anthony or the dude who you broke his heart?
06:08You stuck around because he had the business.
06:10Why are you looking, why, why, don't get mad at me.
06:14That's not my question.
06:15That's from the text.
06:16You saw it too.
06:17What are you guys trying to, like, do to me?
06:19They just asking for some honesty, Meredith.
06:22Oh, Lord.
06:23So if I plead the fifth and the next two questions are crazy.
06:27You wide open.
06:28Oh, Lord.
06:29They just looking for a little honesty.
06:31I mean, uh, all right, I'm gonna plead the fifth.
06:36You are?
06:36I am.
06:37I think I have to.
06:38Oh, man.
06:39So does, I mean, I'm not.
06:41No, don't read into things.
06:43I mean, you know.
06:44I think everybody is.
06:46Are you sure I'm hitting this button?
06:49Because if I hit this button, I don't know.
06:51Maybe Anthony might be mad.
06:53You want me to hit it?
06:56Okay, okay, all right.
06:57Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
07:00Um, well, there's, you know, there's some, there's differences.
07:04There's differences there.
07:05No, it sounds like.
07:06But there's a reason why I married Anthony, and it's for a lot of reasons and also he's
07:10fantastic.
07:10That really don't sound like an answer.
07:13It's true, man.
07:13Am I tapping out?
07:15Because you're not answering this question.
07:16Either you answer it or we tap out.
07:18All right, tap out.
07:18I plead the fifth.
07:21I plead the fifth.
07:23Five.
07:24One, two, three, four, fifth.
07:26Oh, man.
07:27That was out of pocket, Meredith.
07:28Wow.
07:29So, uh, yeah, when you get home, he's going to have an issue.
07:32I'm a little hot right now.
07:33I need to take my jacket off.
07:34Out the A50, a text came in and said, are you still going to Miami as a single lady with
07:40the Brazilian friends?
07:40Okay, I would never go to Miami as a single lady.
07:44That's what you said.
07:45No, I never did.
07:46I said, I just miss kind of life being a little bit about me in a sense.
07:50So it would be nice to take a little bit of a, like a mommy break and go down and have
07:54a girl's trip.
07:55A mommy break.
07:57What?
07:58What?
07:59You sure did bubble wrap that day.
08:02So, yeah, I plan on going either, I don't know, in the next three weeks, I would assume.
08:06So I'm going to go down to Miami and visit one of my best friends.
08:09Yeah, the Brazilian one.
08:10I'm just trying to figure out what weekend would be best.
08:12She said Miami would be better Memorial weekend because, like, there's a bunch of pool parties
08:16and stuff.
08:16Yeah, because that's what your man wanted to see.
08:20Wow.
08:20Especially after you just skipped the question that says, he puts it down now.
08:24I was trying to be polite to our relationship.
08:27That's why.
08:27Yeah, that's not what people are writing.
08:29People are writing.
08:30You know what you just said, right?
08:31You said the other man is the man.
08:34Okay.
08:34Somebody remixed.
08:35Oh, okay.
08:36So, crazy man is in your house.
08:39Okay.
08:39Oh, no.
08:40Has the business up to your man's head.
08:42Yeah.
08:42And says, Meredith, he gone.
08:45Yeah.
08:46This is out of the nine for one.
08:47Says, Meredith, he gone.
08:49Unless you rap an entire song word for word.
08:54What song would you choose?
08:57Big Pimpin'.
08:58Big Pimpin'?
08:58Yeah.
08:59What?
09:00I don't even think you could get past the first couple bars.
09:03Why?
09:04Wait, why'd you say that so fast?
09:05That's the song that you believe.
09:07That's a tough song.
09:08You believe you know Big Pimpin'.
09:10Do you not remember?
09:11I was in here and I rapped.
09:13I would love to hear you rap.
09:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:15Let me tell you.
09:15Let me tell you.
09:16Because that's a hard one.
09:17Yo, that is hilarious.
09:18Okay, maybe you want me to pick a better one?
09:20No, no.
09:21You don't pick a better one.
09:22Aw, damn.
09:23Come on.
09:23No, no.
09:24Come on, Meredith.
09:25Come on.
09:26No.
09:27Oh, my gosh.
09:28Come on.
09:29Please, you guys are being so happy.
09:30Let's go.
09:33Come on, we'll hear you.
09:34You know I love them, love them.
09:36Oh, wow.
09:37I told you.
09:38Oh, wait, wait, change.
09:39You're stopping on.
09:40What?
09:41There's a lot of cuss words in there.
09:42You picked the song.
09:43And then there's a lot of.
09:44You only know how to rap the dirty birds?
09:46And I, of course, would never say those.
09:48So I just need to make sure.
09:49No, they said you got to rap the whole thing, Meredith.
09:51You said Big Pimpin'.
09:53Yeah.
09:54That's a lot of word playing.
09:55I know it is.
09:56And trust me, in the car, I kill it.
09:58I'm just saying.
09:59I don't know.
10:00Do you want another shot at it?
10:01No, I don't.
10:02Okay.
10:03She said it with so much confidence, too.
10:04You're right.
10:04You said it so fast, you didn't have to think about it.
10:07I'm pretty sure I can do it, but I feel nervous right now, so I'm going to mess it up.
10:10Uh-huh.
10:10I can.
10:11You sure?
10:12Trust me.
10:12Have you ever been in the car, and you just know every word to every song, and you just murder it?
10:17That's what's happening.
10:18That's I kill it by myself.
10:20But in front of the whole world, I don't know.
10:22So you're not going to do it?
10:26Okay.
10:26All right.
10:27They didn't say I had to play the song.
10:28I just thought.
10:29I'm like, you said it so fast.
10:30Maybe I should pick a different one.
10:31Hey.
10:33I'm with you.
10:34You do what you got to do.
10:35Okay.
10:35That's funny.
10:35I mean, it's a rap song you have to pick?
10:38It said a rap song.
10:39It said, what song could you rap front to back?
10:44What's that?
10:45You already answered it.
10:46A song with Eminem.
10:47Forgot about Dre?
10:48Yeah.
10:49Definitely know that one.
10:50Any trick daddy song.
10:52I don't think you know any of these songs.
10:54Yes, I do.
10:55You just stumbled over Big Pivot.
10:57I got nervous.
10:57I think the first words.
10:59Poe Anthony dead again.
11:00Yeah.
11:00That's what he's saying.
11:02All right.
11:02Wait.
11:02So you've answered all your questions.
11:04I'm just doing my best over here.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:06That's hilarious.
11:07All right.
11:08What are you boomeranging?
11:11Let's see here.
11:12I was damn sure I wasn't paying attention.
11:13Oh, have you ever broken anybody's heart?
11:15Like, can you just crush their soul and you left them?
11:20Soul crushers.
11:21I know you have.
11:22You both are such heartbreakers.
11:24I know I did.
11:26There was this girl.
11:27And the thing was that, like, from the jump, I was very adamant about, like, not getting serious.
11:34Right.
11:34Not getting feelings involved.
11:36And it's always easier said than done.
11:39And it was easy for me.
11:41We had a good physical thing going on.
11:44But inevitably, she got pretty emotionally attached.
11:49Of course.
11:49And I had to keep reminding her throughout, throughout that, like, yo, we're just friends.
11:55We're just hanging out.
11:56That's such a hard conversation.
11:57And she would understand it, but wasn't really able to proceed like that.
12:05So, when we stopped dealing with each other, I know it was really rough on her.
12:10And she blocked me on everything.
12:11Oh, damn.
12:12And, like, we never talked to her.
12:13You heard her?
12:13You haven't talked?
12:14No.
12:15I have no way to communicate with her.
12:17Nor should I.
12:18Right.
12:19But, yeah, I know she was mad at me for that.
12:21She caught feelings.
12:23She caught feelings.
12:24I'm a man of my word.
12:25If I say I ain't catching feelings, I ain't catching feelings.
12:28That's in the rule book.
12:29It says in Clause 6-4.
12:32Yeah.
12:32Okay, so I've always talked about this one person who I dated.
12:39I moved her from L.A.
12:41And that was a big thing.
12:42You moved her from L.A.?
12:44Yeah, yeah.
12:45Like, she was in school.
12:46I met her in L.A. at a video shoot.
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:49And she was finishing school.
12:51And when she finished school, she was like, you know what?
12:53I'm just going to come to Tampa.
12:54Because we, you know, we were really in touch with each other.
12:57So, she moved here.
12:58And we started dating, dating.
12:59And after it was over, she went back to L.A. like a couple years later.
13:05And every time I went to L.A., I would link up with her.
13:09Like, we would get dinner.
13:11We would catch up.
13:12And then, you know, things would happen.
13:15And then when I would leave, all of my good friends in L.A. would be like, dude, can you stop seeing her?
13:21Because every time you leave, she's like, aww, and she's wrecked and blah, blah, blah.
13:26And I'm like, I thought it was just casual fun.
13:28Like, hey, I'm in town.
13:30Let's catch up.
13:31And it was a good night.
13:32But every time I, like, left, it was like a big drama.
13:36And they were like, bro, we have to say you're not allowed to see her anymore because of the fallout.
13:41I never knew about the fallout, but apparently I was, like, dead to her after that.
13:46So she unfollowed me, blocked me, and all that other stuff after that, after they told me, and I stopped calling.
13:53Yeah.
13:53So, yeah, I think she was crushed.
13:55Oh, that sucks.
13:56Yeah, it was nasty.
13:57And if you saw her, would you talk to her at all?
13:59Nah.
14:00If I saw her, I was pretty much told if you see her, keep moving.
14:03Damn.
14:04Like, because she ain't take it well.
14:05Oh, damn.
14:06But she's married now, I believe.
14:08I believe I ain't been able to see nothing.
14:10I knew that you guys were heartbreakers.
14:12I'm still blocked.
14:13I'm not a heartbreaker, though.
14:14Like, I mean, that's, like, one, and that's way back.
14:17So I ain't breaking no hearts.
14:18Have you tried to look her up and you're still blocked?
14:20Yeah.
14:20I do that every now and then.
14:21I'm like, yeah, I'm still blocked.
14:22I can't lie.
14:23I saw her, her brother still follows me, so I saw a picture.
14:27Okay.
14:28And was like, I think that's the dude or whatever, but I can't figure it out.
14:30And I can't ask nobody because ain't nobody going to answer for me.
14:32Oh, man.
14:33That's terrible.
14:33All right.
14:34You were out.