00:00now it's time to play what's up his butt not gonna make you play but we are uh on the leading
00:14edge of this and have been for years and now the american journal of emergency medicine is
00:19backing us up because they say items shoved up butts is on the rise don't you feel like they've
00:28probably had some innovations in butt retrieval because of all this like someone's probably
00:34made a better tool to get stuff out to get buy stuff out that's hilarious because there's like
00:40reps that go around and sell that kind of stuff exactly but his job is like this is the latest
00:44and greatest anal retriever oh my god that thing looks incredible oh my goodness get on in here
00:50oh the latest thanks for lunch anal retriever according to this data published in the american
00:56journal of emergency medicine there has been a huge uptick in emergency room visits in america
01:01stemming from stuff stuck in people's asses
01:05each year thousands of people go to the hospital complaining of some foreign objects stuck in
01:11their rectums now of the patients that end up in the hospital with something in their ass
01:1578 percent are male 78 percent of people with stuff stuck are guys guys that's kind of shocking to you
01:24yeah well because i feel like there's tons of like it's it's happening on both sides you think
01:30it would be more like i think almost every story we've done i know it's been what's up his ass we're
01:37always just stuffing it to the brim you know i don't think women i mean there's some giant whores
01:44but i don't think as many women take as many anal chances no i think that they just use the proper
01:50they probably use the proper items they say the data suggests that there are distinct sex and age
01:56specific differences in outcomes that may have anatomic or behavioral basis i just think it's like
02:02with guys we're always taking things to the extreme and maybe that's the difference in april we have the
02:12story about the man who had to be rushed into emergency surgery after getting a can of deodorant
02:16suck up his ass and last year we talked about the french senior citizen dude who uh had a world war
02:21one artillery shell lodged in his there's no chicks out there banging deodorant and artillery shells you
02:27know what i mean like there's not they're not gonna do that yeah they don't need to go that far
02:32i don't know what it is about us men that we have to push the i like the term lisa used ambitious
02:40yeah so ambitious yeah i got that butt ambition guys stop being ambitious with your butt
02:48that shampoo bottle does not go there okay i doubt they'll call has anyone listening had to go to the
02:55hospital because of something stuck in your ass oh please call please call does this mean so i had to
03:02have it removed you went to the hospital because something was stuck in your rectum right so
03:08however it ended up okay your ass took you to the hospital yeah i'm all because of blind butt
03:15ambition yeah it's a real thing that's an expensive fetish well i think we're there check your tax
03:22dollars for anal removals yeah i feel like we probably pay for some of that yeah all those
03:28probably insurance right that's why your insurance is high i don't know if that's why your insurance
03:32will cover that or medicaid it will be soon though that's a funny reason to call your senator isn't it
03:38i'd like to know if people are getting things removed from their butts on my dime
03:50ask him if we're paying for it call me back
03:56what an odd call am i paying for this people's ass ambitions that's what i'm talking about
04:06we will not pay for ass ambitions no uh so the question is have you ever had to go to the hospital
04:14because of something stuck in your butt we have kenneth with us hi kenneth yeah hey what's that not too
04:19much so what was it for you uh well my wife and i used to try some things and uh she got into that
04:26prostate wanted to stimulate prostate and stuff you know and she had this vibrator that was wasn't large
04:33large i think it stuck as a large it was just we were experimenting and she had felt good she put it
04:38all the way in it wouldn't come out so we had to go to the hospital and um they was like what it
04:44was turned on you know and i'm thinking well what happens if the battery melts or you know it felt
04:49like it's getting warm or whatever but oh yeah it's been on for too long yeah yeah like an hour you
04:57know bedtime we got because i wasn't gonna go i'm like no let me push i'm like trying everything you
05:01know so kind of how embarrassing was it for you well like because i'm not like gay or nothing it was
05:07an experiment with my wife i'm not really ashamed or embarrassed about it i think every dude ought to
05:12try to prostate stuff man no but going to the hospital going to the hospital to get something
05:17removed from your is that embarrassing or whatever another day that was a little embarrassing because
05:22i didn't really know how to approach the lady at the front desk so i was like you know i kind of got
05:28something going on down there that and she's like well what is it you know and i'm like well you
05:32know something's in there um you know and it's yeah excuse me i'm like it's vibrating it's on it's
05:40inside of me come on man you know yeah i mean i ain't gay or nothing but i got something vibrating
05:47stuck right in my rectum here madam my wife was experimenting yeah well go sit down for three
05:53hours my wife kevin was experimenting stimulate the prostate yeah
06:02quit playing with that thing on your phone i recommend everyone try it out just
06:11it's funny to say my wife my wife was experimenting yeah yeah it's her she's into it it's her she
06:20showed it in me so far she's into this prostate massage just her though yeah i hate it you should
06:28give it a try but every guy should try it i mean never say never but embarrassing i mean he's not
06:38wrong but still um in the er we had a couple walk in saying they were playing feed the elephant
06:45and the peanut got stuck yes circus peanuts including the shell
06:49okay feed the elephant to me sounds like you're shoving it up his wiener yeah that's what i would
06:56you're putting out you're putting peanuts in my wiener yeah you are well that'll first of all that'll
07:01kill me but second of all al first of all there's no peanut getting in this wiener
07:06that's a big opening man i am as safe i am as safe on that feed the elephant front
07:14as you can get i just know how hard i would be like
07:18no i mean that's not i mean get the hell out of here number one it's salty is that what they're
07:25talking about though it's gotta be right yes it's the trunk i'm guessing feed the elephant sex game
07:31let's see what yeah
07:31there's a feed the elephant board game i'm assuming that they were
07:38so what are they saying by like circus nuts like shell still on yeah so like a shelled nut
07:48i mean my elephant can't even handle a couple of drops of shampoo in there oh my god i can't
07:53imagine think about it assaulted and roasted oh my god stop i'm gonna slap you across the face
07:59um someone said i'm a dude i bought one of those standard vibrators and was using it
08:05the inner sphincter pulled it up inside me during climax and i was so embarrassed i just had it up in
08:14there for over 24 hours until the batteries ran out that's a real risk you were just gonna live
08:19his life that way for a minute just like in his mind he was just gonna live it live it out just
08:24leave it there i should have went to the hospital but i went into a warm bath with some tongs and
08:28managed to self-remove it i have not done anything back there since i can't even imagine attacking my
08:36backside with a pair of hot dog tongs in a bathtub in a bathtub what a day in your life oh my god
08:43what a day you know it's just not how i expected it to go do you use the mr bubble or not i would
08:50you wanna you don't want to see it jesus something's gone real wrong i'd have all
08:55sad when you're drawing the bath oh just waiting just waiting for it with your dog testing the
09:01water it's a nice warm bath yeah this would probably make it warmer
09:05getting in one foot at a time knowing what's to come god that's such a awkward thing to try and do
09:17it'd be like my fourth bath my fourth adult bath and i'm and i'm i'm tonging it out my god yikes
