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00:00Shipwrecked.
00:07So, which way did you want to go?
00:09Oh, you're way over there already, I'm on my way.
00:11Oh, that is Minotaur.
00:13Two of them.
00:15Wait, are they up forward to your right?
00:17Yeah, one's right there and one's further.
00:23I'm gonna dash so I can use my...
00:26Wait, if you don't do anything I can get a sneak attack in.
00:30Yeah, why not make it a critical?
00:37Wow.
00:42Alright, I'm gonna...
00:44I can...
00:45Ooh, I can almost hit him, I can probably fire breath him.
00:48Should I do that or should I dash to get my two turns of extra damage?
00:54Um, if you dash, that's your...
00:56action.
01:00I know.
01:01Okay.
01:02But I can barely...
01:03I can't reach him anyways.
01:08I can go about 12 meters.
01:11He's like fucking 13 and a half.
01:15How far can you jump?
01:17Not that far.
01:22Darn.
01:24And the whole point of me dashing is because it gives me two turns of extra damage and the other Minotaur is gonna come over.
01:30Mm-hmm.
01:31I'm just gonna do it.
01:32Okay.
01:33I don't even care.
01:34Alright.
01:35Alright.
01:36Oh.
01:37Ficious monster.
01:38Shit it out.
01:50He's dazed.
01:51I hit him with my...
01:52Confused.
01:53Alright.
01:54Alright.
01:55Um...
01:56Aw, that shouldn't have done initiative.
01:57I was stealthed.
01:58Alright.
01:59I can't do anything with him.
02:00Reckless roar.
02:01Where's Reckless roar?
02:02Where's Reckless roar again?
02:03Oh.
02:04It makes it so we can attack it easier, but it also attacks us easier.
02:22Are you kidding me, Shadow Fart?
02:28Alright.
02:29Um...
02:30Let's see.
02:31I don't have any ranged cantrips, but...
02:39I will do this.
02:43I will do this.
03:05Nice, nice, nice.
03:08I feel like your fucking sneak attack is so strong.
03:11Now I'm the weak one.
03:1599% chance to hit because of you standing right next to him.
03:31There.
03:33Now I knock out his advantage.
03:37You're lucky he didn't hit you off.
03:48Yeah, but watch this.
03:51Nice, nice, nice.
03:54Wait.
03:56Hmm.
03:58Yeah.
03:59He killed you.
04:17Critical hit.
04:19That wasn't so bad.
04:21That hurt.
04:23He had 108 gold in an amulet.
04:27Mine had a gem.
04:29Alright, um...
04:30What is this?
04:31Get this back on a short rest.
04:35Six health.
04:36Nice, nice.
04:37Get this back on a short rest.
04:44Six health.
04:45The light's shadow heart.
04:46Shoulda dagger suddenly slice your neck.
04:49We may never know who's to blame.
04:54All's well that ends.
05:00I feel as bad as I could've.
05:02Taken some crystals.
05:03Some greed.
05:04Bam.
05:08You ready to move.
05:09move I'm healing myself all right I'm gonna go now okay I see a rope ladder
05:20or something I don't know what that is
05:24for land away oh get that sack nothing are you kidding me
05:34there's a rope upward to climb yeah that's what I was talking about rope ladder
05:42oh wait glass mines don't move don't move a glowing bulb what does that do do you not see
05:52what we're standing next yeah I'm not worried can you not disarm them um I can but I wanted to pull
05:59them up okay so I'm going to stand over here yeah yeah
06:06dirty
06:14really
06:19wait can I use a different arrow type uh most likely yeah
06:27I do have the fire shit the alchemist fire you want me to see
06:41yes no yeah do it
06:49so fire arrows won't work then
06:59that's surprising it's so sturdy
07:07I guess uh will you buff me with uh shadow heart
07:12nods ram them
07:15I'm ready
07:19still alive so that's progress
07:27yeah I did it
07:37point this gave me xp yeah that would be sick
07:51already in use already in use
07:58that was
08:11oh a rustic chest
08:13there's another one
08:16oh it's locked
08:17there's a chasm keeper
08:19is that a crystal
08:21I don't know
08:22I don't know
08:23yeah okay
08:24I found a lemon
08:27oh my god lemon party
08:30wait a glowing gem
08:33ummm
08:34you could have everything in that chest
08:36that will help you out since I have more arrows
08:38so we can hire mercenaries
08:49neat
08:50heavy chest over here
08:52why did we get xp
08:55I don't know
08:57I did it
09:02we need more merchants
09:04two short swords
09:06if you wanted
09:07they're just crappy short swords
09:09if you want
09:10carry them
09:11if I ever get encumbered
09:12that's not what I wanted
09:14ooh unlocked heavy chest
09:16yes I said there was a heavy chest
09:18nice nice nice nice
09:20oh it's trapped
09:23ooh actually
09:32could I get the buff
09:33it's that difficult
09:34wits and blades
09:35always shock
09:36I'm surprised the buff wore off
09:38it only lasts for 10 rounds
09:42and that goes by actually decently fast
09:44these things have stayed interesting
09:51nailed it
09:53another locked chest up here
09:59chest disarmed
10:04it's easier to unlock than it is
10:06aww critical failure
10:17I did it
10:18do you want spells or scrolls speak with dead?
10:28sure
10:29now open this chest up here
10:31open up
10:35which one? the rustic?
10:37alright the only one up here
10:38I did it
10:39did it
10:48here we go
10:49blame
10:50why don't you sell those?
10:51yeah
10:52do we want to take the elevator?
10:53yeah we're not
10:54ready?
10:55doesn't work
10:56right now
10:57never wanted the easy path
10:58interesting
10:59nope
11:00nope
11:01nope
11:02nope
11:03I guess this is a dead end path for now
11:07I guess this is a dead end path for now
11:24unless you want to jump down
11:26this way
11:27I was trying to throw the box down
11:30I was wondering what you were doing
11:34do we want to head down this side or the other side where the thing pops out?
11:55ok
11:56we'll try this side and you might want to save
11:57ok
11:58progressively
12:02that way we don't have to redo any of that shit
12:04mhm
12:09don't forget if you have to use the potion of speed if you need to
12:12it'll make you quite beefy
12:14heavy chest?
12:25in a
12:26dirt mode?
12:27nice
12:28nice
12:37crappy
12:38weapons
12:39and
12:40spells
12:41let me know if you ever pick up a hand crossbow man
12:43I need two of them
12:44yeah
12:49mmm
12:50what's up this way?
12:51befuddled?
12:52befuddled?
12:53why are we befuddled?
12:54what'd you do?
12:55you didn't see the stuff?
12:56oh god
12:58damn shit
12:59I wasn't looking
13:01you didn't see the giant mist?
13:02just fucking
13:04I guess that's the other side from where we fought the mentor
13:07it's my bad
13:11wait
13:12did you come up here?
13:13I just didn't know where it went
13:15ok
13:16I'm going down here
13:17can I break these?
13:21awww
13:22no
13:23I'm not trying to talk to you bitch
13:29games
13:31oh
13:32run
13:33run
13:34run
13:35that's it
13:36you don't think we can fight it?
13:37well it just knocked me down
13:38I didn't like how it was doing
13:39I'm sorry
13:40what's up for discussion?
13:41alright
13:42I turned the going bulk down
13:43come on
13:44let me walk
13:45game
13:46I don't know where it went
13:47I'll be careful
13:48all that explode
13:49all that explodes
13:50you don't think
13:51you don't think we can fight it
13:53you don't think we can fight it?
13:54it just knocked me down
13:55I didn't like how it was doing
13:56I'm sorry
13:57what's up for discussion?
13:58alright
13:59I turned the going bulk down
14:02both down come on let me walk game I don't know where it went I'll be
14:16careful all that explodes will these dissipate yeah okay the shadow heart
14:28something's something's up there we got a dead do gar all right if you stop
14:37moving there's like if you crouch is the enemy vision what the fuck why do they
14:43just explode
14:47on the rocks up the hills there's creatures yeah I can see that what are
14:55oops oh you need hand not light right
15:03yeah hand God
15:09restless methamid did you want to fight it up to you
15:19whoa yeah you see them yeah this was your favorite moment to have and even
15:29really look
15:29Jesus what love are they I'm looking trying to camera for mmm so and what's I'm
15:41trying to look what's down this way and what's that way this is like a broken up
15:47like a little town type thing like it's kind of weird like their way might be a
15:55dead end I'm not sure though so if you want to try to fight him maybe you could
15:59save and okay I guess we can fight him if you want to I'm just surprised that
16:05dragon didn't pop up you think you can throw alchemy or I can throw alchemy and
16:12burn them oh yeah absolutely can if you throw it right there or a little bit
16:19higher let me get as close to the red as I can yeah I just love how close you are
16:31all right I'm gonna throw it you ready yeah wait hit one we can talk to one you
16:44have brought pain and hey what I'm gonna try to talk my way out yep
16:53you're simply misunderstanding it's all it's just saying the same dialogue what's
17:05going on the my grenade moves to attack you will be critical one I will be
17:11undone yeah I got to see that part oh it teleported to you
17:15just critical oh over this way there's one whoops were these guys even evil oh I
17:33don't know one is an NPC up there now he's not wait didn't you just save yeah
17:43should we load do you want me to it's up to you the guy up there that was an
17:48NPC the one with the hat what's it ensure worst comes the worst we fight them and
17:56they don't seem strong I like how we're like all right firebomb and they're like
18:04whoa bro what are you doing
18:08all right do you want to talk to them or me do you want her
18:27yeah I'll talk that's fine
18:34you're swallowed by a chorus of turbulent music through one creature sing many voices the
18:42heart's eyes
18:44the air sovereign he has come he is here the choir fades a single melody rises above the
18:57others rasi and commanding I am sovereign you see a vision your lifeless body wrapped in
19:08fungal tendrils the sovereign is threatening you state your purpose
19:16yeah it's my home fungal roots weave through your mind seeking your heart proofs
19:28then the sovereign drones a new melody cautious but welcoming descend to me let us speak in flesh the
19:39persistent music coaxes you forward the sovereign expects oh you know how to make
19:49look them want your dick don't you uh but uh yet he goes to it this is not me saving
19:59breathe deep yeah see we can talk to them so
20:06all right I'm heading up
20:11cleric who's cleric who's cleric it's not it's a merchant ready yeah
20:22oh a visitor you're a well but let us observe the customs of the locals the scholar's brow tenses
20:34oh his voice spills into your skull the spores connecting mind to mind
20:40oh
20:40blurg proud member of the society of brilliance at your service
20:46oh
20:47or perhaps not your mind is far more complex than that of the fungi
20:57uh-oh it's true that many of my brethren are enslaved here but my intellect has secured my freedom
21:08it is my hope that my research will lead to liberation and peace for my people
21:14such designs are part of why i've devoted myself to studying the myconids
21:20my colleagues and i are working to improve conditions in the underdark
21:25this need not be such a dire hostile place
21:30our kind has suffered needlessly for generations
21:35do you also seek peace among the myconids
21:39me
21:50what was your reason for doing this one
21:56i'm just talking to him kind of lying for what my purpose is
22:00then you've come to the right place
22:02the hybridization among fungi in this circle is truly unique
22:07i wanted to check out what he sells
22:09i thought he was there
22:10do enjoy a good bargain
22:12me too
22:12if anything in my private collection is to your liking
22:15my plugs
22:16i'm not seeing a hand crossbow
22:45dammit
22:47nobody's got gold we can extort
22:50i mean you can
22:52very well
22:53it's all you
22:55i didn't want anything he had
22:58what a visitor
23:00oh
23:01you're a welcome sight
23:03but let us observe the customs of the locals
23:07what
23:08the scholar's brow tenses
23:10oh
23:10his voice spills in
23:12blood
23:13proud member of
23:14the feeling is mutual friend i have only passing familiarity with the surface races
23:26but i found that there is as much to learn from an individual as there is from a community
23:32so it is with the myconids they live in harmonious unity but each has a unique personality
23:42my colleagues and i are working to improve conditions in the underdark this need not be
23:49such a dire hostile place it's curious to find a surface dweller here what has brought you down so
23:59deep a common phenomenon in the underdark i'm afraid could i ask what you were searching for to begin
24:08with sure you were infected by an illithid tadpole it's a miracle you're still intact you must be
24:22worried sick but have no fear i have a friend who may be able to assist oh melium i hope this is
24:30important my zerkwood samples need constant attention it is this adventurer has an illithid
24:40tadpole inside his head but he hasn't turned no seromorphosis what that's impossible what
24:49what are you looking to have it extracted
25:00i have broken free from the elder brain's yoke i no longer serve the grand design so they're a hive mind
25:10i ask that you refrain from violence while i respect that your opinion of my kind may not change
25:18i might as well because i don't care i don't want the thing in me
25:49yet but let's how do you feel about my employers as a mellow one's mind well he's not like the rest
25:55being a hero you gotta you don't just hit feels ten times unless they're your girlfriend
26:08where are those tentacles boy
26:09the formation period should be complete as should your transformation but the lava
26:16is infused with strange magic it appears to be in some form of stasis
26:23no it appears to be shielded from physical and magical influence and even without the shield the
26:38extraction would involve severe cranial trauma
26:49it is not ideal the process would surely kill you
26:54but not to worry should you transform i will happily perform a new examination
27:04wow that's so good
27:15a nautiloid
27:17i have never set foot on one myself they were our warships during the greatest
27:27eras of the illithid empire
27:28empire we ruled the entire astral plane from their decks the design was lost when the gith rebelled
27:39and ended our dominion
27:41it's just because you've got many
27:50it's just because you've got many
27:54there may be a way to bypass that stasis
27:56there are many alchemical substances that can influence the mind
28:15a tincture distilled from a collection of rare mushrooms
28:20they have subtle psionic influence
28:24i would require a fresh tongue of madness
28:30and timus spawns
28:32but be warned
28:34in their natural state
28:36both of these mushrooms can be quite dangerous
28:41timus cause confusion in those that approach them
28:46the tongue is self-explanatory
28:55the underdark of course although they are quite rare
28:59and their discovery perilous
29:03i imagine lenore would have them in her possession
29:06she served mistra as a cleric
29:12the southwest when i last saw her although
29:15her tower does have a tendency to move
29:24she is quite fond of her garden
29:27lenore has always been a lonely sort
29:31nature was her only companion
29:33i offered her the chance to join the society
29:37but she refused
29:39her experiments on susa bark took priority
29:47may your travels be safe
29:49i'm gonna eat this
29:50you don't have to you can be buffed up on your crack head
29:56i want to see if he says anything different
30:02i didn't even get to sell
30:05whoops
30:06no there was nothing
30:07right
30:07i'm gonna sell
30:08welcome back
30:09yep
30:09have you made any new discoveries
30:12i do enjoy a good bargain
30:14here's a lot of money
30:15collection is to your liking
30:17yes because i went and did stuff
30:21this one's different isn't it
30:47it says offer value demand value is zero what does that mean
30:51i don't know
30:53are you trading or are you bartering at the top
30:56do you see that
30:57it says bar trade at the top
31:00but it slid over to barter in the crystal
31:04that means you're bartering instead of just trading
31:07so it adds stuff to the middle
31:08i i switched over
31:11does that just do it yeah
31:12trading's easier yeah
31:14yeah i don't feel like bartering
31:16i'll end up ripping myself off
31:21so
31:23i
31:30yeah
31:31i
31:32i
31:32i
31:34i
31:34i
31:35i
31:35i
31:36i
31:39i
31:39I love selling this stuff that I found, like a bedroll.
32:05Anchor chief.
32:20This man has a lot of money.
32:32If things are alchemic, whatever I'm keeping.
32:39Okay.
32:56Since you actually want to get rid of your specimen, do you want to talk to the giant mushroom?
33:03Why would I?
33:06You want me to?
33:07I just want to ask.
33:08Well, no, I'm trying to do it through this route.
33:10You think they're going to do a different thing?
33:13Probably not.
33:18Yeah, so I can talk to them, but I'm just saying I don't think the chance of them both doing it are high.
33:25Okay.
33:26I think that's good enough.
33:32Very well, I have mushroom.
33:47Alright.
33:50Also, you're connected to them.
33:52Why would I?
33:53Right?
33:54Yeah.
33:55What are you doing over there?
33:59Are you getting high?
34:00I am.
34:01Well, we've got to make sure we find that lady so I can get my surgery on.
34:18No, what are you actually doing?
34:20I'm trying to get this thing for spores.
34:25I don't know if that will help you.
34:30Don't worry about that.
34:35Alright, whatever.
34:37You ready?
34:38Yup.
34:39Let's not steal, okay?
34:55I haven't.
34:56I'm just waiting on the chest yet.
34:58Making sure.
35:00The condition is familiar.
35:07Poison.
35:08Derived from a wild weed common to the Underdark.
35:13She'll need an antidote soon.
35:15Most likely held by the poisoner.
35:30I'm a hero.
35:31Poison resistance.
35:32Cause I don't know what kind of poison it is.
35:42You're just wooing all the girls.
35:46Ah, gods.
35:49Whatever that is, I needed it.
35:53Why are you helping me?
35:57You're right.
36:02Got my own kin need help in as soon as I'm on my feet.
36:05I thank you for your help.
36:06But I've got to get moving.
36:09Blood shot down her leg when she started her period.
36:12I don't have time for this.
36:14My kin need me.
36:20A reward for starters.
36:22Seems you're the helping kind.
36:24All right.
36:25I need you to rescue my kin.
36:28Not charity, mind.
36:30We can pay.
36:31We're Iron Hand Clan.
36:33Best artificers in Baldur's Gate.
36:35We were on an expedition down here when the Dwergar snatched us up.
36:39I got away, but not the others.
36:41The greys have them digging out some old ruin across the lake.
36:51Only wish I could go with you.
36:53But here.
36:58I nabbed these boots from the greys when I ran.
37:01I'll feel better knowing you're using them to kick some Dweger ass.
37:04I'm up where I made my escape.
37:07And right here, I suppose.
37:10Not much choice, eh?
37:12I couldn't do this.
37:13Oh...
37:19Okay.
37:20Were the boots good?
37:23I can click...
37:25Heels
37:27Boneless hatch.
37:28action okay so did you want these are they actually good they're not bad it
37:50pretty much just lets you dash as a bonus action then probably not aren't my boots
37:59the ones that give me the attack when I dash
38:05where's Lazell's yeah look dude oh look dude Lazell
38:19all right did I talk to the guy yet oh no yeah
38:25sovereigns thick fingers stroke the corpse at its feet droning melody greets you as the
38:33creature turns its gaze to you
38:36flesh talker I show you a memory watch me a
38:45a violent vision grips you Dweger dark dwarves chopping my canid remains
38:53they broke our piece they killed our young
38:58the sovereign song slows to the pace of a dirge it is still in mourning
39:07we laid waste to many but intruders remain
39:13lakewood
39:15the sovereign song holds as it measures your worth
39:20I sense your resolve you will find Dweger invaders near lake's edge
39:28cleanse the rot destroy them let us spill blood
39:34Dweger or my canid I cannot wish
39:37wow
39:38yes our enemies flesh makes a fine host for my growing children
39:53oh
39:59what
40:01you may not
40:02the spores hear only the circle they dance to no other harmony
40:13deep purple swirl into familiar shapes gnomes in mining gear chased by Dweger
40:21the Dweger seek a gnome it is a guest
40:25the sovereign says nothing but you hear appreciation in its song
40:36i'm gonna get some ass
40:39the sovereign gifts you one more vision a wall of fire is parting to reveal glowing light
40:45riches of magic and mind
40:50cleanse the rot and they are yours
40:56you do the circle the service we will await word
41:05okay
41:09how do you feel about these whoa
41:10they're not evil are they they're just literally no they're neutral but what the
41:22there's a another gnome down there
41:26yeah
41:32merchant
41:34do you want to talk to me first whoa it's bull
41:36dude there's a fat mike did down there
41:45there's some fucking freaky things right here
41:50um i'm in dialogue yeah
41:55it talked to me
41:57reach into memory
42:00it reveals its own home in reply
42:14a humid cove filled with decaying myconid corpses
42:19it's not
42:22where god destroyed my people
42:27i am a sovereign with no circle
42:33this circle does not welcome me
42:38but i have heard the song
42:41you mean to cleanse the dwergar rot
42:49i mean to join you
42:54oh
42:54okay walter white
43:13walter clut
43:14i will erase this jesus he's been saying that in the mirror too often
43:24remain in the underdark and i will follow
43:32we cleanse the rot together
43:35oh
43:37duties
43:39so mad oh
43:45what with us
43:46mm-hmm
43:49seems the shrooms are letting in more you see a fella on his own on your way in
43:53dwarf balen's his name
43:55balen
43:56i don't care show me your wares
44:19she has that many
44:22what
44:23she has that many wares
44:24she has some good stuff actually
44:34i've got something for shadow heart
44:37as well
44:54i can't afford to stay idle
45:04i gave it to her stripping the top right
45:06she can cast those for free now
45:19stripping the top right
45:24she can cast those for free now
45:27no time to rest
45:31and then i bought you a ring as well
45:43it's below your king's uh rings
45:54the acid damage
45:59yeah every time you make a weapon attack
46:01you'll deal extra acid damage
46:03should we talk to this guy
46:05should we talk to this guy
46:06the cow
46:09the deep broth
46:10mm-hmm
46:11yeah sure
46:18hmm
46:18i gave you all of mine i think
46:24was it a potion
46:25yep
46:25ready
46:26yeah
46:27yeah
46:27want master back
46:32he treats me good now
46:35doesn't kick me anymore
46:37i don't know
46:41i'm waiting for master
46:42yeah i i don't know
46:43this
46:44he scratches
46:46can't leave without him
46:50interesting
46:52waiting for master
46:54well that's sad for him
46:57i have to keep going
46:57um
47:01that hook whore
47:04talk to hook whore
47:06hook whore
47:08i want to see what he looks like when you talk to him
47:13over by me
47:15i'm looking at you i don't see it
47:17down this hill
47:19down the hill
47:20where are you going
47:23oh
47:24yep
47:25all right so down this hill where
47:26to the right
47:28right there
47:30oh
47:31will you talk to him so i can see him up close in your dialogue
47:35there
47:40that was it
47:41he looks so
47:44he's gnarly
47:46he ignores me
47:49dude
47:51that thing is disgusting