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00:07Almost there.
00:13Damn it.
00:17Right Shadowheart, end it.
00:21Then we gotta get it out of this fire because it's going to continuously deal damage.
00:27Another only one turn.
00:29The face of the clock is downcast.
00:39The clock seems caught between a tick and a tock, as if time is holding its breath.
00:49Yeah?
00:51Saw nothing.
00:52You ready?
00:53Wow, that's, yep.
00:56That's a weird hatchway.
00:58That it is.
01:02Is it just this clicking button?
01:06Save.
01:13Uh.
01:14You found my prison.
01:16My body is held in chains just beyond.
01:19The whole house is tumbling down and Raphael striding across the plains to come catch a mice.
01:27And I swing that big beautiful hammer.
01:29Crackle on my chains and let's get out of here.
01:32It's time to fly this cup and a hope and a prayer.
01:41Don't!
01:42But if you must, make sure I'm with you.
01:45He makes mistakes when he's angry and seeing me running free will make him as angry as an axe head.
01:51Huh.
01:52Okay.
01:53I'm so brave, but we really don't have a choice.
01:56Bill, Duke.
01:57Duke.
01:57Duke, stop.
02:00You gonna save?
02:03Why not?
02:06Cuz it's been a little while, hasn't it?
02:08It has, yeah.
02:09Those hell balls are annoying.
02:12Dude, they are.
02:14What's with the lamp?
02:16I don't, I don't know.
02:20Uh, what is that?
02:23He's petrified.
02:27There's a lot of enemies in the middle.
02:30Can't move them by force?
02:35That's what he deserved.
02:37Oh my god, there's two spectators.
02:41You're gonna wanna giant up once you get in the middle.
02:49Wait, what the fuck?
02:51Wait, what the fuck?
03:07Why can't I, I, I took away my wings?
03:10I can't pickpocket her?
03:17I guess I'll just sit here.
03:20You got a decent bow.
03:23You're in range of shit.
03:29That's all my movement.
03:37Nice, nice.
03:43Damn.
03:44It's got one hit point.
03:47That is some shit, dude.
03:49I got this.
03:56Oh, it actually killed the other one too.
03:58Hell yeah.
03:58Good.
04:04Oh.
04:05It might knock us off.
04:08Those ants with their Eldritch Blast.
04:14Huh.
04:20What's the plan?
04:23I don't know, Stan.
04:25I don't know, Stan.
04:32I need to get to that beholder as quickly as possible, so.
04:38But, uh, int save.
04:42It's got 13 int.
04:45I could try that.
04:47This thing's higher.
04:51Let's see if this works.
04:54Hey!
04:56Alright.
04:57Alright.
05:02So it's gonna take damage every turn.
05:05Hopefully.
05:21Oh!
05:24Uh-oh.
05:25Of course.
05:53Good hit.
05:55Very surprising.
05:57Yeah, you did 20.
06:10Don't hit them.
06:11I might get it.
06:13Okay.
06:16This won't hit you, so you can do whatever you want.
06:20Death won't take me yet.
06:25Damn it.
06:32Well, it's poison too, you know.
06:34We did good damage.
06:36Poison?
06:40Let's see if I can kill it.
06:42Yeah!
06:43Good.
06:46I thought it was gonna fall off.
06:48Me too, actually.
06:55Oh!
06:57Oh!
07:03Good.
07:10It's a win if they get close to us like that.
07:13Yup.
07:18Can I...
07:19Can I...
07:20Can't really do much.
07:35Weaken these guys.
07:40Because I can't move.
07:44I'm scared.
07:47Good.
07:52Not good.
07:55Yeah, you'll probably have to heal.
08:02Yeah.
08:08Oh, that's awesome.
08:10How much she can heal.
08:20Sure, I'll try out my little shield.
08:23Whatever.
08:26I don't know.
08:28I'm scared.
08:30There...
08:30I'm scared.
08:33I'm scared.
08:34I'm scared.
08:40There.
08:42Oh.
08:43Oh!
08:44That's some poor scrap.
08:46crap. That was awesome. Yes! Now it's just the two imps. Yeah, they're quite boned.
09:26Of course.
09:38Heart of the cards, dude. Heart of the cards. 40%. 60%. 56. Damn. She a dumb bitch.
10:02I can probably kill the one Burt is facing if you want to shoot the low health one. Here
10:12we go. Synchronized. Now we just gotta get up there and break those shanks. Don't hammer dick
10:26up there. Yeah, break that shit. I actually have to equip the hammer. Sick brah.
10:56What to do? Like, how is she still holding her arm out?
11:19Wow.
11:21I never thought I would be believed. I could be hoped I might be. Kids will rule.
11:30Yeah. But we must dress the hollyphant in the room. You can see how you avoid looking at
11:37me. I must be so terribly mutilated after all these decades of torture. Don't hold back.
11:46Tell me how bad it is. Why is it me? You were closer?
11:55We both know that's not true. But thank you for being so kind.
12:06I hope that was a compliment. We'll carve our way to the entrance hall and chop Raphael into
12:11messes. That's the hopeful version, of course. The likely version is that we are the messes
12:16and he is the chopper. Onward! Is she, like, a god type thing? What is this? She could be
12:23something similar. Jeez, she's annoyed. I like how she's attached to me, though.
12:34It'll block you. Goddammit, move!
12:45That sounds stunning. For some reason I can't fly over here.
12:51I'm gonna save. Yup.
12:59And then I'm gonna short rest.
13:08There. Okay, give me a second.
13:13Anything happening up there? Safe.
13:16Safe.
13:17I'm gonna kick your ass, Kat. Stop.
13:22Stitch left, so poof demands love now.
13:25Hmph.
13:30Alright, so she's a cleric.
13:36Cleric?
13:37Yep.
13:41Get up there.
13:44Alright, house of herpes.
13:48Whenever you're ready.
13:50I'm just looking at stuff, sorry.
13:52Alright.
13:54Cats are so goopy.
13:57Right, poof.
14:01I'll give it a shot.
14:03Don't wait a minute.
14:05I love when I have to shut the doors just to go.
14:10Come closer, brother.
14:11Come closer, brother.
14:14The door is blocked.
14:17And he probably knows a thousand ways to kill us.
14:21This is going hard.
14:26That looks...
14:27Yeah.
14:31Is that it?
14:33Is that it?
14:33Oh, it's gone.
14:34For a moment.
14:35And the air becomes thicker.
14:37Uh-oh.
14:38The master of the house is coming.
14:42You.
14:47Dance routine.
14:49Who's this bitch?
14:51I don't know.
14:52This one's about to be...
14:55Uh...
14:55Didn't we...
14:56Did we meet that guy?
14:58We did.
14:59He was stuck in that one place?
15:01There are many things in your world that I loathe.
15:05Litters of kittens.
15:07Chattering children.
15:09The noise.
15:11And the chaos of it all.
15:13In my world.
15:16In my house.
15:18There is order.
15:20And there is decorum.
15:23You came here uninvited.
15:26And you stole from me.
15:30In doing so, you brought the chaos of your world into mine.
15:36I will not abide it.
15:45Sister.
15:45Oh, sister.
15:46I've wept and I've cried.
15:48But all would be well if you were by my side.
15:50Oh, hope.
15:52You are such a piteous thing.
15:56All it takes is a crumb from the table and you forget the centuries of starvation.
16:04This insolence has earned you centuries more.
16:10What?
16:12Tell our unwelcome guest about your role in their tragic downfall.
16:20I permitted you the freedom to decide your own fate.
16:24You could have been smart, selfless, saved the world.
16:27Instead you came here and risked everything.
16:32It's the fatal flaw of mortal kind.
16:35Take away their free will and they call you a tyrant.
16:39Allow them to indulge it and they become tyrants.
16:44You would have been heroes if you'd only dealt fairly with me.
16:47Instead you're not so different to doomed Karsus.
16:51Overreaching your limits and burning your world to ash.
16:57Wrong!
16:58Wrong!
16:58Wrong!
16:59They will save their world and smash you to smithereens.
17:03It's this charming naivety that makes your company such a joy to me, Hope.
17:10I'll even forgive this little rebellion once you're suitably chastised.
17:18Damn!
17:19This isn't a rebellion.
17:21It's a revolt.
17:22I'm revolting!
17:24Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
17:26Then hope dies today.
17:32Commander, you can salvage a trophy from these insects when I'm done with them.
17:38These insects struck me down beneath the Shadowlands.
17:44They are worthy opponents.
17:47Their skulls will make fine trophies.
17:53So that other chick, she's the one that got us here, right?
17:58She doesn't have all the tattoos on her face.
18:00Oh, you're right.
18:01You're right.
18:02I was like, no, she's just a midget.
18:04They all look the same.
18:09Natural 20!
18:11No.
18:11I just can't see nothing.
18:14To stand against a devil in his own home.
18:16Hm.
18:17That takes courage.
18:19I'm with you.
18:22How tiresome.
18:24Oh.
18:25Am I to understand that you wish to die with them?
18:29I wish to fight with them.
18:31It's all the same in the end.
18:35If you have any last words, make it quick.
18:39It will only take a moment to finish you.
18:49What do you think?
18:51Uh.
18:54Well.
18:56He won't get the crown.
18:58That's a big thing of his.
19:01That is true.
19:02But also, I don't really care what you choose.
19:03Wrong.
19:05I might have to wait another hundred years, maybe a thousand.
19:09But my time will come.
19:13Your time is over, little mouse.
19:17Now, down comes the claw.
19:22It's his penis.
19:29Now, I wear his lover's outfit.
19:33Well, at least we got demon guy on our team, right?
19:37Yeah.
19:39Alright.
19:40He's got 666 health.
19:44Hope is only level 10, by the way.
19:47Just so you're aware.
19:49Alright.
19:50Um.
19:51Hold up.
19:53Let's see how this goes.
19:56Oh.
19:57Yes.
19:58Well, I'm gonna Giant's Rage, okay?
20:01Yeah.
20:01I'm gonna do this real quick, though.
20:09I got one.
20:15All you.
20:17I'm thinking.
20:18Yup.
20:20No.
20:25Well.
20:27I killed Hope's sister.
20:29You did?
20:31Yeah, she's already dead.
20:32Good.
20:37I can only...
20:39Do you hear Raphael singing?
20:41I heard him saying some shit.
20:43I can hit Raphael, that's about it.
20:44I'm gonna see.
20:45The soul pillar of proximity?
20:57Wow.
21:00Yeah, this music's a bit, like...
21:03intense.
21:09There's so many.
21:11Yeah, there are.
21:14Hey, you stunned Raphael.
21:16Ha ha.
21:20Hell yes.
21:28Yes.
21:31That's annoying.
21:34Jeez, dude.
21:38Come on, dude.
21:39It's over.
21:39The final act.
21:41You're doomed.
21:43Yes.
21:44Come on, Ray.
21:44It's over.
21:46It's over.
21:46It's our sub-help.
21:48It's their culture.
21:54You're just blaring the frickin' music.
21:57Yeah, they are, dude.
21:59I'm half health already.
22:07You want me to heal you?
22:09Please?
22:14I'm gonna use her, uh, ability.
22:17Okay?
22:20Her damage, Divine Intervention.
22:23Okay.
22:34What hit her?
22:40That's actually insane.
22:48They've redirected it.
22:51How?
22:56Oh.
22:57My God.
23:03Did it hit us?
23:05Um, no.
23:07Just her.
23:08No, no.
23:09Did what...
23:10What you did from her.
23:11Did it hit us?
23:13No.
23:13Okay.
23:18Because...
23:18I activated Reflective Shield at the same time.
23:22And as long as it didn't hit us...
23:27Well, I think Hope is dead.
23:30Can we give her potions?
23:37That's a little wild.
23:49That's...
23:50A little wild.
23:51My fucking God, dude.
23:54Yup.
23:59Where is Lazo?
24:00Oh, right here.
24:11Master.
24:26He's bleeding.
24:27He'll die.
24:29He's bleeding.
24:31He'll die.
24:33Aww.
24:38Back to the beginning.
24:40And...
24:41I'm gonna do this.
24:43Careful, brother.
24:45They're...
24:45They're resistant to fire damage.
24:47I know.
24:48That's why I didn't do it.
24:52Got them all.
25:01I'm not sure what I can do else, so...
25:04It's up to you.
25:05You can do what you need to right now.
25:11Hmm...
25:12Do this.
25:13Hit a couple.
25:27I can whittle them away.
25:29Yup.
25:30That's what we're trying to do.
25:31And then they have less turns.
25:40Okay.
25:42Oh, God.
25:45I was hoping it would do more.
25:48Good.
25:50Oh.
25:55Yes.
25:56Nice.
25:57Oh.
25:58Oh, he does that shit.
26:00Eh?
26:02That's what he did and threw his bombs, remember?
26:03I hated those bombs, dude.
26:07I wondered if that...
26:09We had to do anything.
26:11Now he's gonna be able to cast a strong-ass spell.
26:15Incinerate.
26:17Wow.
26:18That was a lot of damage.
26:20A lot of damage.
26:29Where's this midget at?
26:32Right here.
26:33I was gonna heal her.
26:36I was gonna heal her.
26:36She's also a cleric.
26:37I just healed everybody as well.
26:38We need everyone alive and fighting.
26:40Yo, we need her.
26:41Just stay...
26:44Game?
26:46What the fuck was that?
26:52There.
26:54I healed her again as well.
26:56Alright.
26:56Kill this motherfucker.
27:03He's actually almost dead.
27:06Hmm.
27:10Yeah.
27:10Do we have to break the pillars and he can't do that?
27:13Or does it not matter?
27:14We can, but the pillars have 99 health.
27:17I saw.
27:20We might be able to kill him quick enough.
27:22Yeah.
27:30Mano a mano.
27:31Actually.
27:32And this is like...
27:34Vegeta.
27:35Saiyan.
27:36Saga.
27:36We jungle.
27:39Heal in front of him.
27:40The cissor looks so good right there.
27:43Heal in front of him.
27:44It does look pretty good.
27:48Alright.
27:50I'm gonna do this again.
27:52Just because it gives him the small effect.
27:55Should I infuse the little bitch.
27:58With psionic.
27:59So she doesn't die.
28:01I don't know what that does.
28:03Infuse the creature with psionic force.
28:06If it reaches zero hit points.
28:09It heals instead of falling unconscious.
28:12Yeah, sure.
28:18Three turns.
28:20Cool.
28:20So we'll see.
28:24Do I have anything good to throw at him?
28:26I only have a 10% chance to hit him.
28:33No.
28:37Yeah, this is bad.
28:43Shit, dude.
28:48Come on.
28:49Screen.
28:50Jesus.
29:00He's not a humanoid.
29:02It don't count.
29:02Okay.
29:03I see.
29:05Bastards.
29:09Oh.
29:10My god.
29:11That was good.
29:17Dude.
29:18Do your bombs.
29:19Just nuke everyone.
29:25Of course.
29:26Damn it.
29:30Eternal death.
29:34Uh oh.
29:34That's a deader.
29:38He burnt you.
29:39Yup.
29:44It's her turn.
29:46Is that fire.
29:48Flames.
29:49Let me see.
29:51Careful.
29:51Radiant damage.
29:52It does fire.
29:52If you will.
29:53And it does radiant.
29:54He will?
29:55Yeah.
29:56He's got a thing where he'll do a.
30:01Where it was.
30:02He'll reflect it.
30:04Yeah.
30:07I could do the bees.
30:09But he won't stay in that area.
30:11No.
30:11No he won't.
30:23Damn it.
30:25There are no.
30:28There are no.
30:29There are no.
30:33There are no.
30:34There are no.
30:37Oh.
30:39Oh.
30:49What the f-
30:50What?
30:51What?
30:52Why?
30:52Why can't I walk right up to him?
30:54Hold my.
30:55why is what the is there something there that i can't see is it the dude invisible
31:06probably right
31:09i don't really have jack shit
31:20this guy's got major dodge abilities
31:31yes
31:32i don't want to hit that
31:40please believe
31:41damn it
31:45i'm gonna
31:47i'm gonna kick him okay
31:49yeah
31:52oh okay
31:59at least it wasn't a four
32:03no it's just him again
32:05yeah big dude needs to just
32:09rip his ass alone
32:10yeah
32:19stinking
32:20i know
32:21yes come on
32:22damn it
32:31what a motherfucker
32:33oh god
32:37you know that might actually be worth it because i doesn't he take more than what he just did
32:42to me
32:43yeah
32:49that's radiant damage
32:51oh wait a minute
32:57i can bless us make it so it's easier for us to hit him
33:01oh okay
33:03i'm gonna try a weird spell
33:05okay
33:07is it one i got you
33:08yeah
33:09i think
33:10or one i picked
33:14oh that one
33:15now if he stays in it it's gonna hurt him
33:17it did 37 did it not
33:19yup
33:20but no if we keep pushing him back into it he'll keep taking damage
33:25it was just better than i thought right there
33:27yeah
33:29it's just a really small area
33:31yeah but i didn't think it'd actually do that much damage
33:35right
33:37oh it's still a good turn
33:39uh whoops
33:41no that's still
33:44don't get into the blade
33:45nope she went into it
33:48cool
33:50dumb bitch
33:52yeah that's
33:56i hit the barrier
34:00i can't actually hit him
34:04i'm sorry dude
34:06can i do it like this
34:09yeah i have to
34:10click it and then aim at the top
34:14and hit his
34:15we live and we learn
34:16right
34:17yup
34:18it was worth the damage dude
34:21yeah
34:21and maybe he'll stay in it
34:28alright i want to
34:33path is interrupted
34:36alright i want to
34:37oh no no
34:39fuck it we ball
34:44i did the same thing
34:46can't hit him
34:58we live and we learn
35:03oh wait
35:04what
35:05you have that helmet on right
35:07yup
35:11why
35:11do i have any arrows of darkness
35:17i do
35:17can't throw some shit at this mother fucker
35:21you can see in darkness
35:22so he can't
35:27well i can't
35:28well i'm gonna
35:28i'm gonna just do this
35:31oh you're both immune to blind
35:32so it don't matter
35:34i can't even throw this
35:37i can't even throw this
35:43can't throw it like this
35:53dude
35:54dude
35:55alright
35:56can i shoot this fucker
35:58path is interrupted
36:01yeah
36:09i don't care i just want to
36:11let me shoot something
36:14this sucks
36:16sorry about the darkness brother
36:19well actually no you can look through it
36:26everything provokes an attack
36:32i can't do anything
36:35it says double movement cost
36:37difficult terrain because i'm on that thing
36:40yeah you're on the spikes
36:41and if i move it's a provoked attack
36:44isn't that so bullshit
36:50and i
36:51dude
36:58no
36:59i can't do anything
37:03like
37:03i fucked it up
37:09like it won't even let me like
37:12oh
37:13i didn't mean to do that
37:17there's only seven at least
37:26why is the path blocked
37:28why does that matter
37:29we're throwing something
37:31i don't know
37:33you want me to move them
37:34i still can
37:35i can try
37:36no
37:43can i not just shoot nothing
37:46and hope the area hits them
37:49like what happened to that
37:51as an option
37:54sorry
37:54that sucked
37:56fuck this dude
38:12can he not move
38:16there he goes
38:20yes
38:26all right
38:26first of all
38:28bitch you're healing me
38:33provokes
38:41wow that was so much
38:44i got you
38:47don't
38:48i gotta
38:52now you lost your next
38:54turn
38:55oh next four turns
38:56i didn't know it was that bad
38:58neither did i
39:01i thought it was gonna just take a little damage
39:06that's what i thought too
39:17what did you just do to that person
39:19uh level
39:20fifth spell
39:21revoke guest status
39:24wow
39:25that's gonna be the only time i can do that
39:44sick
39:58i can't reach him
40:02wait wait
40:04awww
40:16can i reach him if i do that
40:19i still can't reach him
40:23are you
40:24is it big boy
40:26i don't know
40:27how can you not
40:29oh now i can
40:30this game dude
40:32this game
40:35damn it
40:39yes
40:48twice i did so much
40:54all right but we got him stuck
40:57maybe
41:03we needed that
41:12ow
41:13that was a lot of damage
41:15dude
41:27why is it shadow hearts turn
41:30but
41:47oh that was a bonus action
41:50okay
41:56a 5% chance
42:18dude she is a nuke
42:19you just got all your spells back
42:24so
42:25cast the bugs on us
42:26right here
42:28as i hold him in place
42:30watch the big chunky dude leave
42:37damn it
42:48yes
42:53yes
42:5654
42:57aww
42:58dude
43:00do i dare kick him though
43:12don't forget you have to pick that up
43:17i know
43:17i just didn't want to kick him and he flies
43:22yes
43:25because if we can trap him here it's so much better
43:30no no no no no i already clicked and i'm sorry brother
43:34wait
43:35got him
43:37got him
43:38what
43:38i want that
43:40what
43:40it is absolutely preposterous that any of us are alive
43:45maybe we're not
43:46pinch yourself and check we're not dreaming the last of our lives as we die screaming
43:53she don't care about her sister
44:19she's gone wrong one
44:22and that makes me want to weep an ocean
44:32she was an entire person before she ever made that choice
44:35when we were children she always kept the last piece of pastry for me and bloodied the nose of the
44:41bullies who pulled my hair
44:42she was my sister
44:44but as a wise woman once said
44:46there's no point in crying over spilt blood
44:49we must go on
44:51and despite all the years i've lost
44:53i have enough love in my heart to guide you home
44:56for the first time since you heard her voice hope seems calm
45:00and the peace flows from her into you
45:04soothing your very soul
45:06what
45:11and go where
45:14i don't think i quite know how to be anywhere else but here
45:18with a lick of paint and a thorough cleaning
45:21this could be a lovely little house
45:25and i can hardly leave
45:26after all
45:55i hope she shut up
45:57the eyes of sorrow will die
45:58and that you'll visit me here someday
46:03and i hope
46:04you have a happy ending
46:07of your own
46:08we've seen it two or three times already
46:12you see the big dude aura farming over there
46:15dude
46:18so that's
46:19we just got legendary gloves for
46:22someone who punches
46:24wow
46:26so he's dead
46:28dead
46:28oh he's dead
46:29dead
46:32do you want his legendary heavy armor
46:35don't waste a step
46:36oh my game
46:38um
46:41what would we even do with it
46:44oh
46:45it's better than shadow hearts
46:46okay
46:47you can send it to her
46:49and i'll look at it next time we play
47:01i'm looting sorry
47:02no worries
47:03did you loot her already
47:06who
47:07their sister
47:08no
47:10looks like someone clicked on her already
47:15so she hopes to see her sister again even though she's dead
47:20her soul is now going to wander hell
47:23wonderful
47:24or one of the many layers of hell
47:28do you want to talk to you gore before we save and click
47:30one second
47:31one second
47:31i'm getting covered
47:34drop that item
47:37yeah let's talk
47:40you want to
47:41i don't give a shit
47:45you fought well
47:46we could use such strength in the blood war
47:51now i'm free of rafael's blasted contract
47:54i can return to the front lines
47:57yeah
47:58oh
48:05oh my god
48:08maybe two
48:09yeah
48:10they have good reason to fear you
48:12yeah
48:13and i'll gladly lend you my skills against them when the time comes
48:17hell yeah
48:17until then
48:18good luck to you little rabbit
48:20you're a finer hunter than any wolf
48:23i like him a lot more now
48:25yo
48:25but
48:26watch him after he helps us
48:29jump in lava like the other dudes
48:30you gues
48:32who
48:32so
48:32you
48:32you
48:33you
48:33you
48:33you
48:33and
48:33you

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