00:00another pervert to tell you about an amazon customer has been left disgusted after she
00:13found an amazon delivery driver jerking off in her bedroom oh wow what's he doing up there
00:18incredibly two days later after reporting the incident the customer claims the same perv
00:23came to her house to deliver another amazon package wow you think that one wasn't on the
00:29books maybe he just he just went there just went there the customer known as jane is a 72 year old
00:38retired social worker oh no she lives in spain she had ordered a mosquito repellent on amazon
00:44no spanish police are now investigating the incident they've taken a suspected semen sample
00:51left behind as part of the investigation amazon has claimed the courier is not one of their
00:58employees but a contractor for one of its local sellers the courier in his 20s arrived to deliver
01:04a package to her house she buzzed him in through a gate and asked him to wait as she went to the
01:13bathroom as she went to the bathroom when she came out that's when she found him in her upstairs bedroom
01:20jerking off yep he had entered her house without permission and was masturbating in her bedroom
01:2870 72 year old lady i was stunned he was masturbating vigorously oh well he turned his back and it was
01:36apparent that he was climaxing oh no he shook something off his hand oh no and when he turned to
01:44me his shorts were visibly stained thanks for all the details in this yikes every detail
01:51some sperm i'm just reading the report dripping slowly
01:59a line of okay he just said i can think of a lot of things i should have said to him but i was so
02:10shocked i told him to get out immediately and followed him out she reported the incident to
02:16police and to amazon they apologized for the inconvenience you can imagine you know it was
02:21just an ai response because if you talk about um a man masturbated in my room that worked for you
02:30like oh we're so sorry that that happened apologize for the inconvenience the second time
02:37he came back two days later to deliver another package she said she could not believe he was
02:44still working for the company i don't know if he really was that's what i'm saying
02:49was he yeah you think he wasn't just went back confronted him saying i can't believe you came
02:56back here you masturbated in my house he denied it he said his shorts were wet after he spilled a
03:01drink no i mean what are you doing in my bedroom anyway like there's no reason for an amazon driver
03:09to be in your they're never coming in no they're never coming in because if they're coming in they're
03:14coming in yep i'm reading like a quote from her and she's like i can't imagine jeff bezos reading
03:20through complaints on his honeymoon there doesn't seem to be an adequate complaint system
03:24jeff bezos reads the complaints yeah yeah you know i i literally i said a message right to jeff bezos
03:33i did yeah no i said hey jeff hope you're enjoying your time uh in italy and that lake
03:43quamo uh meanwhile a guy you personally hired is masturbating in my bedroom right now i'm watching
03:55him thanks jeff thanks jeff get listen get back to me as soon as you can i mean we're gonna have to
04:07figure this out jeff there's a man right now in my bedroom masturbating vigorous he's vigorous oh he's
04:15turning around jeff jeff he's got stains on his pants jeff he just flicked something off his hand
04:23jeff i really hope you read this soon and get back to me as fast as possible i hope you're enjoying
04:31your time there that italian lake with your wife on your big yacht meanwhile i'm cleaning semen up
04:41yeah you have a good time hope you're enjoying yourself oh guess what jeff it's next week
04:52your friend is back the one you personally hired
04:57he's masturbating again
05:00oh so funny i love that she thinks she was speaking directly to jeff that's amazing that is
05:08amazing reading all the complaints on his honeymoon jeff haven't heard back from you yet
05:15shocked by that really i think you're a big company
05:19you think you'd have the decency to get back to someone i mean you can't get a lot of these
05:24complaints per day oh yeah she did she broke the second
05:30she sent an email to jeff at amazon.com
05:37that goes right to him of course that goes directly to him jeff she has saved it
05:45jeff at amazon.com i know that this you're the number one jeff
05:51at amazon go ahead and get back to me whenever you can
05:56what would be asinine is if he was like oh my god i got an email
06:01like he is jeff at amazon.com oh my god this is terrible
06:05oh that's so funny oh my goodness jeff at amazon everyone email jeff at amazon.com
06:12oh the best see what happens yes send send any any problem you had any
06:18problem you've ever encountered anything
06:21oh my god that makes it way better hi jeff
06:27she keeps emailing jeff i'm not giving up jeff i haven't heard a a real response from you
06:35yeah she's keeps sending messages yes no there and the thing is it's not bouncing back to her
06:41or like there's no i guess you wouldn't who knows who knows there probably is a jeff at amazon.com
06:49probably some guy might be some guy what happens if i send him a message hey are you getting messages
06:57from a lady complaining about masturbating just let us know masturbating masturbating driver
07:06yep hey is this an actual scene this lady's complaints yeah just wondering we find it hilarious
07:16just wondering oh dave and chuck
07:23yeah there we go send that off to jeff yep let's see if we get a response
07:29i guess that is his email no way no i just sent an email to jeff pizza
07:34what about masturbation what did he do what did you say what did you say he said i'm wondering
07:43if you saw the complaints from from the lady about the man who's masturbating and then signed
07:48it dave and chuck our show is sunk dave is ruined a man in a yacht
07:55oh my god imagine it's his phone just beeped his phone just went off i guess it's a well-known
08:09point of contact for customers i didn't know we didn't know oh my goodness god
08:15yeah i'm the loser huh i don't think so i got it right you guys are morons you don't think i know jeff
08:28oh my god oops i was expecting just a bounce back like that email doesn't exist
08:34no that's jeff waiting on jeff now yeah i don't think he personally reads them i think we're okay
08:40he doesn't have time he's jeff bezos i don't know you know some guys get bored you're on your
08:45super yacht what else are you doing i would be incredibly
08:53shocked to hear back from actual jeff bezos about my complaint like it's just every once in a while
09:00he fires off like an answer to five or six different people in the world like it would
09:05be why i have a feeling this is one he's not gonna oh my god imagine that he's like look
09:09up dave and chuck buy everything associated with that and fire them
09:15yeah they say you should contact customer care service over emailing jeff oh of course that's
09:22the still no risk the right way but we'll let you know if jeff ever responds to me
09:26oh my god i didn't know that you wrote all that he really did he really did because i thought it
09:31was bs of course i thought it was going to bounce right back this is going to be so stupid
09:35dot com doesn't exist yeah nope lisa's like wait that's jeff that is actually actual email guys
09:43you didn't say anything did you you didn't think i was looking it up while you were sending it
09:47yeah you did sorry about masturbating yes guys
09:55i could just see dave in life somehow he meets jeff bezos and it's like you're on a dave and chuck
10:02i got an email one time about a masturbator it was me yeah hi jeff how you doing my name's dave
10:09yeah nice to meet you i sent you an email one time about a masturbation yeah i hope it got to you
10:15no he'll never see it
