00:00what the hell is this what all right let's have some fun
00:09we've been talking about this for a while we're going to break down some NFL quarterbacks into
00:15five different categories okay we're not going to go through the whole list of players we're
00:22going to spread this out throughout the preseason but here's your five categories that you could
00:28place this quarterback in okay a superstar a playmaker a game manager a scratch off scratch
00:39off meaning you're almost more valuable unscratched the more we keep scratching the ticket off you
00:47probably find out that the scratch off is a loser so think of like new quarterback where
00:54jj mccarthy would be in the scratch off so okay but i'm not being a smart ass how's that different
00:59than a game manager game manager is just somebody who wins but they're not a superstar okay they just
01:06get things done what's the last group total ass stop gap you're basically there you're gino smith
01:11until the draft pick gets okay all right let's play so yeah you understand what the scratch
01:15yeah i i think so okay let's start off number one we will go with defending super bowl quarterback sam
01:23darnold stop gap bottom rung he's jeff hostetler he had a magical year but he ain't no good i was
01:32going with game manager he is a game manager i just wanted to see if i could get away with
01:36the ginger
01:36slander game manager he's a he's a high quality game manager okay there yeah he's a game manager
01:46number two we will go with your favorite mike lamar jackson
01:57there's superstar what was the other one playmaker superstar he is a playmaker he is not a superstar
02:04he is not a game manager he is a playmaker who is trending to becoming a game manager because those
02:13legs ain't gonna be around much longer and i'm i like that you put it that way it's where they
02:18are
02:18right now where this is not a playmaker yeah okay okay so i was gonna say superstar because he's won
02:28mvps but he is trending backwards so i'll put him at playmaker there he is because of that so
02:34superstar is what he was playmakers who he is now you're gonna you're you're you're gonna be riding
02:39shotgun with me on this because he'll be a superstar again at the end of the year in canada
02:44paul he he is one of the five best quarterbacks in the nfl so he's a superstar he was a
02:51drop to
02:51mark andrews pass away from going to the super bowl and you've been hanging out with jed york
02:55good to see so you're saying he's still a superstar yes you're out of your mind by the way that
03:00might
03:00be your worst sports take ever and you're a very smart man everybody has their own opinion
03:04superstar why don't you pop on the tape of him against the chiefs it wasn't great but he did
03:11mark andrews did drop a pass to kate hey by the way yeah he dropped the pass you know what
03:14else lamar
03:15did drop the ball twice in that game don't do that and the last part doesn't matter next good for
03:19you paul tight end mark andrews screwed him next the fumble and the interception screwed him
03:25mike we just talked about this young man quarterback for the commanders jayden daniels oh god
03:33oh god i think their o-line sucks i want to be fair i'll say playmaker but man i don't
03:41think
03:41they're gonna get the best out of him that that line is in shambles i'll say playmaker i'm gonna
03:47say scratch off i think the more we see of this guy i think he's not that good oh i'm
03:53leaning in
03:54that direction i'm going scratch off great use of the scratch off i think david did a better job than
03:59me i'll state that for the record okay i agree with him but i'm not allowed to change my pick
04:04the more they expose him the more he's gonna die and get that weird elbow thing again right so i'll
04:10go scratch off okay uh he's a scratch off and david's right for all the reasons he said and also
04:15i just think the commanders had a really great magical season yes and it fell apart because they
04:20relied on a bunch of 35 year old plus dudes to have one more magical run around this rookie
04:25quarter they're basically the 2024 tigers a lot of ways yes could zach mckinstry play for the
04:32commanders 248 go ahead let's go with kyler murray stopgap he has just fallen to the to the bottom
04:41of the barrel he's a stopgap i don't think he's the long-term solution in minnesota but with a super
04:45bowl roster in a cap league he has to parachute in and try to be what sam darnold was two
04:52years ago for
04:53them so i'm just gonna say stopgap there's no world they're investing their future in him
04:59i'm gonna go stopgap as well we all know who he is they hope that he's going to be successful
05:04but they're looking towards the future possibly so stopgap i'm gonna say playmaker because he's with
05:12kevin o'connell he's got justin jefferson he's got addison he's got hawkinson he's got talent around
05:22him he's in an offense that should elevate him as a player i gotta think they're he should they
05:28should be able to get the most out of him even though i don't think he's that good i agree
05:31with
05:31you but don't you believe it's a one and done regardless if he pops off and plays really well
05:35someone else pays him yeah but they can't let that happen again like they did with darnold they'll
05:39look like idiots yeah and i wonder and we're not going to talk about him but paul i'm with you
05:44i
05:44wonder because think about it we all thought golf was a stopgap when he got here oh he's just here
05:50biding time until they use one of those draft picks to get a real qb and then he turned himself
05:55into a good game manager and i'm wondering if this if paul is right and he uses all of those
06:00toys
06:02here we are maybe he's right just think mike look how bad their qb situation was last year and they
06:06went nine and eight oh i know he just he just has a pulse they're gonna be better tell costa
06:10that
06:11this is what i mean about this town they had pete brosmer and nine and they went nine and eight
06:17and it's like that's a super bowl roster if their quarterback play becomes average what they don't
06:23get to 10 but whatever 16 and one lions ftw you got them losing a game i can't believe how
06:34dare you
06:36let's go with drake may
06:43i love him i i'm the wrong guy i'm a slap now let me back out of this is your
06:47no it's your this
06:48might it's been my guy since the since the draft that year i i love him i think he throws
06:52one of
06:53the best deep balls in the league he's got that sneaky mobility prototypical size super smart kid
06:59superstar i'm saying superstar i love drake man that's okay it's your opinion i know this is the
07:05this is the fun of this exercise but i want to admit my bias is i've loved him since that
07:09draft i just
07:10i think he's special i say superstar okay people see this as a negative because whenever you say this
07:16they so you're gonna call me you're called game man he's a game manager yes he is
07:21dishonest neither um a game manager he's a good quarterback he can um really do well with your
07:30offense but he needs the running game to really supplement him compliment him so i'm gonna go
07:36game manager until i see otherwise this year he could jump up to playmaker he's a game manager with
07:42the potential to be a superstar he has the ceiling to be one of the five best quarterbacks in the
07:46nfl
07:47he's not there yet though and as the playoffs went on he played worse the level of competition
07:51went up he played worse and worse he's got to correct that and he could he could be on his
07:56way
07:56but right now he's a game manager okay bryce young uh stopgap they didn't pay him i don't think long
08:09term you're going to pay him i think if you do it's kind of that two deals ago baker mayfield
08:15thing
08:15maybe like 25 30 a year he's game manager on the good weeks stopgap on the bad weeks
08:23very much so he is definitely a stopgap they had every intention and belief that he was going to be
08:28their superstar and their franchise quarterback but he has not shown that stopgap because one year
08:34and then they're going to shop them they're going to i'm not shopping but let them go and get a
08:39quarterback i'd like to secretly add another category and say confusing because i have no idea what
08:45he's going to do from game to game he'll have the greatest game you've ever seen and be like where
08:49did this guy come from he put up 48 points against a good defense and then he'll go and lose
08:52to the
08:53cardinals and throw for 68 yards yeah it doesn't make any sense but that's not on here so i'm going
08:57to say stopgap i would say he's the uh busted scratch off i think we should add paul's category
09:02confusing sob and we just throw a few guys in the paint he's a pregnant chat he's like you're right
09:07there's like not completely off like the voting system okay oh the the hanging chat yeah there it is
09:14i'm sorry david get your mind for i know you're excited about having more kids but enough you're
09:20talking the 2000 election yes a pregnant chad hanging chad uh my god cj stroud uh-oh uh he's gotten
09:32worse
09:32every year he's been in the league and i think he's closer to bryce between bryce young and him
09:39i'd take him so he's a game manager bryce is a stopgap yeah this pains me um i'm gonna say
09:47scratch
09:47off because we just keep it keeps being revealed to us that he doesn't have it anymore it's just a
09:56complete drop off i don't get it i really don't uh he's a scratch off unfortunately because if you
10:03look the way the texans were playing at the end of that season going into the playoffs
10:05he cost him a chance at a super bowl ain't no one ain't nobody else in the afc was beating
10:10that
10:10team in the playoffs with the way that defense was playing but he threw five picks against the
10:15patriots he basically guaranteed that they weren't going to win that game see i gotta admit i keep
10:19forgetting the scratch off category and the game manager comes into my mind but you're right the
10:23more you ask of him the worse he gets so i view that as a game see the game manager
10:28scratch off thing
10:28my brain can't comprehend this you're right that's exactly right that new england game they didn't lose
10:33because of the defense they lost because of the five turnovers thing game manager is just you go
10:37out there you don't turn the ball over you don't do anything special your team think kirk cousins
10:43game manager yeah nothing special about you game manager time for one more no yes okay gives a damn
10:53justin herbert superstar he'll prove it this year when he goes to the super bowl stud muffin
11:02game manager game manager that's it he's he's not a superstar he's a playmaker though he's got a big
11:11arm he'll make plays down the field however though chokes in under pressure anybody got a quarter
11:17because we can go ahead and scratch this you're calling him a scratch up no no you know you know
11:22you know what he is
11:23you know what he is
11:23you know what he is
11:24you know what he is
11:24you know what he is
11:26you know what he is
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