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00:00C'est comme si tu regardes la crucifixion sur Google Maps, tu vois le tap, tu sais quoi ce que
00:04je veux dire ?
00:04La harmonie n'est pas loin de ma mouth, tu sais quoi ce que je veux dire ?
00:08Si vous avez été disturbé par les images créées cette semaine...
00:17Je suis Des Clark et ce n'est Breaking the News, le show qui meurt de la semaine et qui
00:22demande quatre panellistes de mettre en place encore une fois.
00:25Et je suis en train de faire quatre fantastiques comediennes.
00:28On my right we have Mark Jennings and Elaine Malcolmson.
00:31Et facing them are Amanda Hersey and Scott Agnew.
00:35En the news this week, French supermarket chains say they've been hit by a cyber attack that caused their fridges
00:41to be switched off.
00:42Frosty, temperamental and full of cheese, the French are apparently furious.
00:50Barack Obama has visited Glasgow this week as part of a three date tour.
00:54Another former US President Bill Clinton was also planning a trip to the UK with three dates.
01:00Until Hillary said they wasn't allowed to bring them.
01:04And a Qantas flight from Italy to Australia was cancelled on Saturday after an outbreak of bed bugs on the
01:11plane.
01:12Just one bite can be painful and distracting, especially if it's in the cockpit.
01:20Right you've met the teams, let's crack on with round one!
01:30This is the broken news round where our teams have to guess two major stories of the week that have
01:35been mashed together into one single news headline.
01:38So, Mark and Elaine, can you tell me what this is all about?
01:45The Prime Minister says it would be a dereliction of duty not to consider closer longer term ties with the
01:51Scottish Beer and Pub Association.
01:53Andy Burnham told MPs that more pubs in Scotland could help secure key trade deals at a summit next month.
01:59What do we think the first story is then, Elaine?
02:02Is it Andy Burnham, who is the Prime Minister...
02:08At time of recording.
02:10At time of recording.
02:13Is the Prime Minister talking about negotiating new post-Brexit deals?
02:19That's the right answer, yes.
02:21Prime Minister Andy Burnham has told MPs he will push for new post-Brexit deals with the EU at a
02:28summit next month.
02:29He said deeper cooperation on some key issues, including youth mobility, food and drink, would help drive economic growth in
02:37the UK.
02:38Meanwhile, Nigel Farage called Andy Burnham a liar for claiming that Russia interfered in Brexit.
02:45Yes, that is Nigel Farage, for the first time in his life, not blaming foreigners.
02:54Elaine, what do you think then?
02:56Should Andy Burnham reopen the Brexit deal?
02:59Isn't it great to be talking about Brexit again?
03:03Yeah.
03:03It's just a lovely bit of nostalgia, isn't it?
03:07And nostalgia's comforting, because everything's shite.
03:13And it's comforting to remember that it used to also be shite.
03:20Amanda, what do you think about this?
03:22Andy Burnham, should he reopen the Brexit deal?
03:25Probably.
03:26But I think it is a bit boring.
03:28It's like a situationship, you know?
03:30It's like one person saying we need to leave and the other person's like,
03:34Oh, are you up?
03:35It's two o'clock in the morning.
03:37Actually, Amanda is right.
03:39Because these negotiations, it's all kind of, it's like,
03:42it's sort of fiddling round about the edges of the thing, you know?
03:46And so you're just sounding like a kind of pathetic ex phoning up,
03:49waving voicemails like,
03:50Can I come round every second Thursday and sniff your hair?
03:53Because I miss how it smells.
03:56It's just...
03:59Well, look, hair sniffing aside, it's going to be a tough time for everybody.
04:04How do we negotiate our way out of it?
04:06But does it pave the way for another referendum on Europe?
04:09What do you think, Elaine?
04:11You forget that it works both ways,
04:14because it was really hard for the UK.
04:16But I didn't know until this week that British burgers couldn't be sold in the EU.
04:23And it kind of explains why the French kids are burning down their schools.
04:29Absolutely gagging for our rustlers.
04:33I didn't know that Scottish salmon...
04:36Scottish salmon is apparently the biggest UK food export.
04:40Is that why they don't want to give us another referendum?
04:42Just in case English people run out of eggs royale?
04:46Talking about Europe and maybe getting closer ties with it again.
04:50What about you, Elaine? What's your favourite thing about Europe?
04:52My favourite thing about Europe is waltzing past all the queues
04:57in the airports with my EU passport.
04:59LAUGHTER
05:05Amanda, we're talking about Europe now, maybe getting closer again with them.
05:09For you, what's your favourite thing about Europe?
05:11I like that everybody seems educated.
05:14I think people are smart.
05:15And I'm really grateful for tuition fees.
05:17I mean, I worked really hard at school.
05:19And I was the first person in my family to pass a passport application, so...
05:28Andy Burnham has said it's clear that Russia did interfere in the Brexit referendum.
05:32Suspicions were raised when it was noticed that some ballot paper said,
05:36should the United Kingdom leave the EU?
05:38Ni it or da?
05:40LAUGHTER
05:41Right, over to you, Amanda and Scott.
05:43What was the other story we were after?
05:46The pubs are shutting, apparently.
05:47Yeah, that's the right answer, yes.
05:49Analysis by the Scottish Beer and Pub Association has shown that 62 Scottish pubs closed during the first nine months
05:55of 2026,
05:56costing more than £6 million in tax revenue.
05:59The findings equate to a pub closing in Scotland every four and a half days.
06:05As Scottish writer Robert Louis Stevenson said,
06:08a Scot of poetic temperament and without religious exultation drops,
06:13as if by nature into the public house.
06:16To which the landlord said, for the last time, Robert, you're barred.
06:19LAUGHTER
06:21Oot, you, now.
06:23What do you think then, Scott?
06:25Are you worried about pubs closing?
06:26It depends, like, there's pubs and there's pubs, do you know what I mean?
06:29Eh, like, you're no bothered, like, see the Australian kind of sheep-shearing themed barns, right?
06:35Nobody cares where they go, right?
06:37But it's your good old-school boozers.
06:39You know the pubs that are populated, there's, like, three wee guys in it
06:42and they're all staring different ways?
06:46But they're all still having a conversation with one another, right?
06:51You know, they're playing a game of, you'll never guess who's deed, right?
06:59And one will just go, you'll never guess who's deed, right?
07:02And then somebody will go like that, Big Davey, no.
07:05Wally with a dribble here, no.
07:07Right, right.
07:09And they'll go, right, well, who's deed?
07:11I cannae mind now, you'll know when you see them.
07:13Anyway, right, it's just...
07:17LAUGHTER
07:20That's the pubs we'll miss.
07:22I'm quite sad if the day all these pubs are shutting,
07:24because it's institutions, you know, where else are you going to find
07:27somebody singing Mr Brightside,
07:29a guy in a Fitbot app shouting about boats...
07:32LAUGHTER
07:34..somebody selling bacon for a Bergoss...
07:36LAUGHTER
07:37..and then walking four flights down the stairs
07:39to be a councillor to some lassie greeting in a toilet.
07:42It's, like, it's an institution.
07:44LAUGHTER
07:44So I think we need them.
07:46While the pubs close, where have, like,
07:47a generation of dads going to go to escape their families?
07:51LAUGHTER
07:53You've got to think about these things.
07:55Elaine, I'll bring you in here.
07:56We're looking at these stats in front of us.
07:58What do you think?
07:59Are you worried about the pubs closing?
08:00Yeah, I love a pub.
08:02It's just a great place to meet people
08:05that you wouldn't have in your house.
08:07LAUGHTER
08:10APPLAUSE
08:14I love something in this show.
08:17LAUGHTER
08:18I do think, though, like,
08:20there is this kind of defunding and closing
08:22of, like, public spaces, like parks and libraries
08:26and community centres
08:27and then the closure of, like, third spaces, like pubs.
08:31The only place you can really go to be with other people is A&E.
08:36LAUGHTER
08:39And even now, they've got these targets to get you out.
08:43LAUGHTER
08:44For a lot of people,
08:46their only connection with other folk
08:48is taking in a parcel.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:51The closure of up to seven pubs a week has sparked fears
08:54that some of them might have to be turned back into churches.
08:58LAUGHTER
09:01And at the end of that round, well done!
09:03The teams are all square!
09:06APPLAUSE
09:08APPLAUSE
09:12Now, this round is all about who's in the news.
09:14I will play you a clip of a mystery person.
09:17All you have to do is tell me who it is.
09:19So, Amanda and Scott, who is this?
09:22Some folks today have gotten themselves into a terrible buckle.
09:27We're creating good jobs in Shetland for artists and for the creative sector.
09:33Hannah Mary Goodlad. Is that her name?
09:35That was, of course, Shetland MSP Hannah Mary Goodlad,
09:39who has defended her decision to hire an artist in residence for her constituency
09:44at a cost of £11,000 of public money.
09:47The minister is also hiring a communications assistant to translate content into the Shetland language.
09:53She said the roles are essential to make politics feel more accessible across the islands.
09:58The job advert asks for somebody with artistic flair, a passion for Shetland,
10:03and, most importantly, their own felt tips.
10:05LAUGHTER
10:08What are your thoughts on this, Elaine?
10:11If you believe everything you see on the telly,
10:14Shetland shouldn't be spending money on an artist.
10:16They should be spending money on a detective.
10:20LAUGHTER
10:23Amanda, what would you get an artist in residence to do for you?
10:29Draw me like one of your French girls.
10:31LAUGHTER
10:35You've been waiting a lifetime to say that, haven't you?
10:38Scott, what would you get an artist in residence to do for you?
10:41I couldn't take the job myself.
10:43I've been up to Shetland once.
10:44I was up performing the night of the Up Hellia Festival.
10:47Ooh.
10:48And I flew in.
10:50And, like, when I'm touring places,
10:53I like to put on, like, the gay dating apps to see who's about, right?
10:58And if you put them on somewhere like here,
11:00you know, there's tonnes of pictures and wee descriptions of who's about.
11:04I turned it on in Shetland and there were five blank profiles, right?
11:08LAUGHTER
11:10Not a photograph, right?
11:12Not a word of a description, nothing, right?
11:14And then this one wee message popped up, went,
11:16I see that you're new to the island.
11:19LAUGHTER
11:23I'm like, aye, and I'm assuming you're a homosexual gentleman yourself.
11:28LAUGHTER
11:28Yes, I am.
11:29Well, just so you know, there are five homosexuals on the island.
11:35LAUGHTER
11:35Two couples.
11:37And myself.
11:39LAUGHTER
11:41LAUGHTER
11:42Take your chances.
11:45LAUGHTER
11:46I thought they'd take any chances anyway.
11:48LAUGHTER
11:49I've seen that TV programme.
11:51Arts has been doing the murders, right?
11:53LAUGHTER
11:54Oh, brilliant.
11:56Oh, Elaine, what do you think, then?
11:58What would you get an artist in residence to do for you?
12:01Erm, I don't...
12:02I don't really need any painting done at the minute,
12:06but, erm...
12:07I know there's a lot of people in Portadown
12:09looking their curbs freshened up.
12:12LAUGHTER
12:17Mark, what about you, then?
12:19What would you get an artist in residence to do for you?
12:22Well, in a way, we've all kind of got...
12:24We've all kind of got...
12:27one sort of personal artist that we can use in that sense.
12:30Like, basically, you've got your own kind of poet laureate,
12:33you know what I mean?
12:33Your own Rab A.I. Burns.
12:37You're right.
12:38Beginning to make you wee poems like
12:39My love is like a red, red rose.
12:41It's newly sprung in June.
12:42But because of data centres,
12:44you're running out of water soon.
12:46LAUGHTER
12:48So there we have it.
12:49The correct answer was, of course, the Shetland MSP
12:51Hannah Mary Goodlad.
12:53Hannah Mary Goodlad is a Shetland native
12:55and given her surname Goodlad,
12:57presumably descended from a well-liked ancestor,
13:01she won her seat after running against fellow Shetlander
13:03Brian Absolute Walloper.
13:05LAUGHTER
13:09Yes, Shetland MSP Hannah Mary Goodlad
13:12has been criticised by Reform's Max Bannerman.
13:15Bannerman is MSP for the Highlands and Islands region,
13:18which is all the more impressive
13:19when you remember that his party's main policy
13:21is to stop the boats.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25Now, to you, Mark and Elaine, it's your turn.
13:27Who is this and why are they in the news?
13:29And one is for talent,
13:31another one is for personality,
13:34and there's also the best swimsuit body.
13:37I'm bringing the crown home to Scotland.
13:39That is the Glamour Gran, who is running to make history
13:43as the Miss Great Britain beauty pageant contestant.
13:47That was 71-year-old Glamour Gran Anne,
13:52Anne-Marie Harper, who is set to make history
13:55as the oldest Scottish contestant
13:57to reach the national final of the Miss Great Britain beauty pageant.
14:02Anne-Marie from Ayrshire has gained thousands of followers on social media
14:07and will compete in the classic section of the beauty pageant,
14:10open to those aged 45 and over.
14:1471-year-old Anne will compete across multiple rounds,
14:18including swimwear, evening wear and thermal underwear.
14:21LAUGHTER
14:26On your cell, Anne! Come on!
14:29Now, Mark, well done for getting the right answer.
14:32I'm loving this. Are you pleased, Farhan?
14:35There's some achievement. I mean, she's 71,
14:37and the competition itself only started ten years before she was born,
14:42so that means if she wants to look younger,
14:44her best bet is to stand next to the trophy.
14:47LAUGHTER
14:51Apparently, Anne is known for her red hair and wearing big hats.
14:57Now, while I don't agree with the objectification of women at any age,
15:02I do think there is a really important message here
15:04because people with red hair should wear big hats.
15:08LAUGHTER
15:10And factor 50.
15:12LAUGHTER
15:15Oh, brilliant. Anne-Marie Harper making history.
15:18Are you pleased for Anne? What are your thoughts, Amanda?
15:20Well, she's in the classic category,
15:22which is basically a beauty pageant version of the X Factor overs.
15:27LAUGHTER
15:27So, I'll be honest, I don't think it's that great.
15:29Not a fan?
15:30I think it's really great.
15:32Oh!
15:33She looks like a winner, she sounds like a winner,
15:36she is a winner!
15:37On your cell, hen!
15:39Brilliant!
15:40I just suddenly felt the spirit of Louis Walsh.
15:43LAUGHTER
15:44He's around us.
15:45Well, what about you, Mark?
15:47If you were in a pageant, what would your special skill be?
15:50You know what I can do?
15:51Like, see wherever I am, I can always find a parking space.
15:55Like, it's all about mentality, right?
15:58So all you need to do is you need to first believe it,
16:00and then you need to visualise it,
16:02and then if that doesn't work,
16:03you just need to be prepared to part in a disabled bit.
16:06LAUGHTER
16:08We've got Anne-Marie Harper taking part in this beauty pageant
16:12where you obviously have to show off special skills,
16:14but you, Scott, what is your special skill?
16:16I'm so glad you asked,
16:18cos I didn't think I would get to do this again
16:19after Britain's Got Talent knocked me back.
16:21Do you know what I mean?
16:22I thought that would have been a one time
16:24that I could do my pantyhose, high heels and harmonica routine.
16:28LAUGHTER
16:29The harmonica doesn't go anywhere near my mouth either,
16:32you know what I mean?
16:34LAUGHTER
16:36Topped into my pantyhose.
16:38Anyway...
16:39LAUGHTER
16:43If you've been disturbed by any of the images created this week,
16:48please call our number.
16:50Yes, of course, this is the news
16:52that a 71-year-old grandma from Presswick
16:54is a finalist in the Miss Great Britain contest.
16:57There's also a great-granny from Solkos in the competition,
17:01but she's 31.
17:10Yes, indeed, Miss Great Britain finalist Anne-Marie Harper
17:14is the correct answer.
17:15Two points goes to Mark and Elaine!
17:20APPLAUSE
17:24Now, much of our news is about public opinion,
17:27so to find out what stories people are talking about,
17:30we spoke to two friends of the show.
17:32Writer and presenter Gail Porter
17:34and writer, broadcaster and news legend John Mackay.
17:39So, Mark and Elaine, what is Gail talking about here?
17:42I would never say don't visit the places,
17:44just don't take things home with you.
17:46I was naughty once,
17:48and I went to Tunisia to see the Star Wars set.
17:51I did take a little bit of Luke's mum and dad's house home with me.
17:57It was the force that made me do it.
17:59Ooh!
18:00We believe you, Gail.
18:02But what, indeed, was Gail talking about?
18:05Any ideas, Elaine?
18:06Is it overtourism?
18:08This is the story that we are all in danger
18:11of loving some of our favourite holiday destinations to death.
18:14Responsible Travel has identified 98 destinations
18:17across 63 countries affected by overtourism.
18:21The actions of visitors are damaging
18:23much-loved attractions around the world,
18:25like walking on coral at Australia's Great Barrier Reef,
18:29sprinting through Cambodia's Angkor Wat Temple
18:32and peeing in the wave pool at Coat Bridge's time capsule.
18:38In Machu Picchu, they had to put CCTV in a sacred temple
18:43because people were defecating in it.
18:47I know that made me really angry
18:49because I've been trying to get the council
18:51to put CCTV in the bus stop for years.
18:56For the same reason.
19:00Amanda, what do you think about this, then, overtourism?
19:03How do we stop people destroying these beauty spots?
19:06I think it's the influencers that are the issue.
19:09Like, if you're going to travel 6,000 miles
19:10just to put up a tripod and do a wee dance,
19:13then it should be stopped at the customs, you know?
19:16There you go.
19:16Are you here for business or pleasure?
19:17TikTok?
19:18Away you go.
19:19Exactly.
19:21Scott, how do we stop people destroying these beauty spots?
19:25I mean, are they destroying them?
19:26Like, I heard the pool at Lourdes is manky, you know?
19:30You know, is that overtourism
19:32or is that just miracles curing incontinence?
19:35Er...
19:39LAUGHTER
19:41LAUGHTER
19:41LAUGHTER
19:43We're going to stop overtourism.
19:45We need to start at home, we need to start in our own backyard.
19:48We'll start in Edinburgh
19:49cos folk need to stop rubbing the bobe.
19:53LAUGHTER
19:55Morning, noon and night, that bobe's getting rubbed, so...
19:58And frankly, bobe's looking knackered, so...
20:02We're talking about overtourism, Mark,
20:05and people going to the same places over and over again.
20:07Where would you send tourists instead?
20:09Well, do you ever have someone, you know,
20:11that's visiting Glasgow
20:12that asks you for tourist recommendations
20:14and you're kind of stumped?
20:16You're always like, eh, Kelvin Grove art galleries?
20:19You know, like, ah, you've got a Salvador Dali,
20:21you know, that guy that done the melting clocks?
20:23There's none of them, but there's just this...
20:24There's a big picture of Jesus, it's kind of like
20:26if you're watching the crucifixion on Google Maps,
20:28it's look for the tarp, you know what I mean?
20:29He's like, are they willing for something a bit more touristy?
20:32They're like, ach, well, you know, if you go to Queen Street,
20:34it's a 49-minute train to Edinburgh, so...
20:36LAUGHTER
20:38Yes, this is true, it's been reported
20:40that some of the world's most famous landmarks
20:42are at risk from overtourism.
20:45Cumbernauld remains unaffected.
20:48LAUGHTER
20:50Now to you, Amanda and Scott, it's your turn.
20:52What do you think John is talking about here?
20:55A 64-year-old spends hours in the make-up chair
20:59to look like a 65-year-old?
21:01Look, I can age 10 years running for a train,
21:03it's not a big deal.
21:04And anyway, why would I go to see a wrinkled guy
21:06with too much flab who's losing his hair?
21:09I can see that in the mirror every morning.
21:11LAUGHTER
21:13He was talking about Tom Cruise in his new picture,
21:17The Digger, or Digger.
21:19Yes, this is the news that Tom Cruise's latest film, Digger,
21:21is expected to lose $245 million
21:26after the film's continuing poor box office performance.
21:30The film's box office takings relative to its budget
21:32now mean it could become one of the biggest flops
21:36in Hollywood history.
21:38Are you tempted, Scott, in any way to go and see Digger?
21:41No, I've got to sleep up on it,
21:42and it's a hell of a carry-on getting the C-park machine
21:45into the cinema.
21:47LAUGHTER
21:51So...
21:52So, no, I don't see anything at the cinema, no.
21:55LAUGHTER
21:56Amanda, what do you think then, this film, Digger?
21:59Nobody wants to see it, it's not been well-reviewed.
22:01Are you tempted to go and see it?
22:03It sounds phenomenal, doesn't it?
22:04Sounds good, doesn't it?
22:05No, I'll probably just wait for the dodgy fire stick,
22:07I'll watch it on that.
22:08Fire stick, aye.
22:09Elaine, this film, are you up for it?
22:12Are you tempted to go and see Digger?
22:14It was described as an unhinged, satirical black comedy.
22:19Yeah.
22:19Why would you go to the cinema when you could be watching
22:21Breaking the News on BBC's phone?
22:24LAUGHTER
22:30Mark, what do you think then?
22:31It's not been well-reviewed, it's losing a tonne of money here.
22:34Are you tempted to go and see Digger?
22:36I'm not surprised that it didn't do well at the box office,
22:39cos when I seen the poster, I didn't even realise
22:41that it was Tom Cruise that was the star.
22:43And, apparently, it was initially taking, like, six hours
22:46to apply all the prosthetics,
22:47but the make-up artist managed to get it down to one hour,
22:50when Tom Cruise agreed to stop trying to convert them all
22:53by Scientology.
22:55LAUGHTER
22:56Digger obviously getting really bad reviews.
22:59Amanda, if I can ask you to go there,
23:00what is the worst review you've ever received?
23:03Well, last year I was in a Christmas panto
23:05and I got the call,
23:07can you play Sleeping Beauty?
23:08I says, no, I can play Sleeping Good Personality, right?
23:12LAUGHTER
23:13But I got the part, I don't claim to be an actor,
23:16but my nieces and nephews came to see their auntie Amanda
23:19in the panto, and I says, oh, did you like it?
23:22Aye, what part did you like?
23:23The singing?
23:23I was nae singing.
23:25LAUGHTER
23:26They thought I was the dame.
23:29LAUGHTER
23:33I says, that's a guy wi' a wig.
23:36And my nephew, with foot skipping my beat,
23:38just went, same moustache.
23:40LAUGHTER
23:41LAUGHTER
23:45Now, that's a review.
23:46That's how you do it.
23:47Elaine, what do you think then?
23:49We're talking about Digger,
23:50it's received a lot of bad reviews.
23:52Have you ever received a bad review?
23:54What's the worst one you've had?
23:56Erm...
23:57I once got described in a review
23:59as a morbid Claire Grogan
24:02with all the joy drained out.
24:05LAUGHTER
24:09I was quite pleased with that, apparently.
24:12LAUGHTER
24:13So, yes, Digger received poor reviews from critics,
24:17prompting Warner Brothers to launch a marketing campaign,
24:20urging audiences to decide for themselves.
24:22And they did.
24:23They decided, no.
24:25LAUGHTER
24:27Yes, multi-million dollar flop Digger is the right answer.
24:30Two points goes to Amanda and Scott!
24:34APPLAUSE
24:39It's time now for our final quick-fire round,
24:42which is all about deciphering the numbers in the news.
24:44So I will read out a headline.
24:46All the teams have to do is fill in the blanks.
24:48Get ready, teams.
24:49When we run out of time, you'll hear this.
24:52Everyone's going to complain about everything.
24:54That's Craig Revell Horwood there,
24:55giving his preview of this weekend's SNP Party Conference.
24:59LAUGHTER
24:59Right, let's get to it.
25:01Fingers on the buzzers, and here we go.
25:04What sold for over two million pounds?
25:07Mark.
25:08A litre of diesel.
25:10LAUGHTER
25:12Fingers back on buzzers.
25:14What sold for over two million pounds?
25:16BELL
25:16Amanda.
25:18Gordon Ramsay's swear jar.
25:20LAUGHTER
25:21What sold for over two million pounds?
25:25BELL
25:26The original Killie Pie.
25:27LAUGHTER
25:30What sold for over two million pounds?
25:34Elaine.
25:352005 Toyota Yaris following administrative error
25:38on We Buy Any Car.
25:41LAUGHTER
25:44Beautifully researched, but not quite the answer.
25:48What sold for over two million pounds?
25:50BELL
25:51Is it not an old whisky or something?
25:54Unbelievable.
25:54I cannot believe that Scott Agnew has just given me the right answer.
25:58Well done, sir.
26:00APPLAUSE
26:04Yes, as you may have seen, the answer we were looking for
26:07was what sold for over two million pounds?
26:09A very rare bottle of Scotch whisky distilled 100 years ago.
26:12Well, it actually sold for £2.1 million at a Sotheby's auction.
26:17So well done, Scott.
26:17Everyone's going to complain about everything.
26:18Oh, that is our klaxon.
26:20That means that Craig has revelled his horwood.
26:23It is all over.
26:24And at the end of the quiz, our winners this week are...
26:27Amanda Hersey and Scott Agnew!
26:30CHEERING
26:36And commiserations to Mark Jennings and Elaine Malcolmson!
26:41CHEERING
26:46And we'll leave you with the breaking news, breaking news, just in.
26:50Actor Tobey Maguire has officiated his ex-wife's wedding to her new husband in Hawaii
26:55one month after they finalised their divorce.
26:58All three insisted they were on great terms,
27:01despite Tobey saying,
27:02do you, Jennifer, take this wife-snatching bastard?
27:05LAUGHTER
27:11That's a direct quote, by the way.
27:13Look at that.
27:14A group of Utah firefighters rushed to a highway collision
27:18involving a truck hauling French fries.
27:21When asked about the emergency, the chief of department said
27:23the situation is ongoing and delicious.
27:26LAUGHTER
27:28And the world's biggest accountancy firm
27:30allegedly helped falsify documents
27:32to hide Roman Abramovich's wealth.
27:35The firm say they did everything by the book.
27:38The book being Accountancy for Dummies by Peter Murrell.
27:42LAUGHTER
27:43The news is broken.
27:45I've been Des Clark.
27:46Goodbye!
27:48CHEERING
27:50CHEERING
27:50APPLAUSE
27:52LAUGHTER
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