00:00Hello. Is this the parenting group? Yes it is. I'm just wondering if you can help me. Uh huh. What
00:06is it regarding? My girlfriend Chardonnay. She's brought a baby home. Huh? I'm not ready to be a dad yet.
00:13Uh huh. Like I don't know how to breastfeed. Uh huh. So I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:18I don't understand what you were asking. I want your help. I can't afford a baby. Chardonnay's just brought a
00:26kid home. I'm not ready to be a dad. So what do we do?
00:30What happened? She brought a baby home. Who? Chardonnay. Who is Chardonnay? Chardonnay. This is my girlfriend. Oh. So uh.
00:39You talk with her? You want me to talk with her? Yeah yeah. And say what? Say what you want
00:45to say. That you don't want a baby. She brought it home now. Is your girlfriend there? Is she at
00:51home? She's at her mum's house. Her mum's house? Yeah. Oh. Then you go and talk with her. But I'm
00:57not ready for this kind of commitment.
01:00How can she get a baby? How can she get a baby? What do you mean how did she get
01:03a baby? She got off eBay. I don't understand. I don't be able to help you. Sorry.
01:08You can't help now. How can I afford a baby? You talk with your girlfriend and I see she knows
01:13about it. You're supposed to know about it. You're the parenting group.
01:17Yeah we do. But we cannot give you money. Can we? I'm not asking for money. I don't want the
01:22donations.
01:23Just need a bit of advice on how I breastfeed. I would change a napper. Yeah. Since she's prepared for
01:30it.
01:30Can I give a baby Flaming Up Monster Munch? No. No. You cannot give it to her yet.
01:35Can I give the baby plants out the attic off me Uncle Barry?
01:39No. No. No. No. Send you what? Send her for training in there.
01:44These are all the questions I need answering. Yeah. You have to send her for training.
01:49How do I breastfeed? You cannot do this. I can't do it. No. No.
01:53Oh. Thank God for that. Okay. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
01:56All right. That was no help at all. God's sake.
02:02Hello. We're six to four. Hello. Is this the parenting class?
02:06No. My love. It's not the parenting class. Is there anyone there that can help me?
02:10No. My love. It's an e-cig shop who sells electronic cigarettes.
02:12Really? I don't want to give my baby that. No. You don't want to give your baby an e-cig,
02:17my love.
02:18I don't know how I've got your number. Have you got any parenting skills?
02:24Me? Yeah. I'm all right. They're my parenting skills. We've got two kids.
02:27Are they all right? Yeah. They're fine. My love. Yeah. That's good.
02:30My girlfriend Chardonnay. She's just brought a baby home and I don't know what to do.
02:34Oh, all right. You'll have to contact someone else in the crazy at the moment, okay?
02:38I will do. I'll see you in a bit.
02:40Ta-da. Bye.
02:41You kept calling me, my love. I've been my dad.
