00:00Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
00:01Ooh, wear something hot.
00:03Good morning.
00:06We still on for tonight?
00:09Hey, got off work.
00:17I've had my fair share of heartbreaks
00:19in the 20-something years of my life.
00:22But this isn't one of those times.
00:39Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:41Just a few more minutes, please.
00:44An hour.
00:45I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:51Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:53I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone
00:54and can't always pick up.
00:55Go touch some grass.
01:02In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
01:07No.
01:09No.
01:09Worse.
01:10It can make you feel like you simply...
01:13Don't exist.
01:14Forget about Josh, babe.
01:16Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
01:18I have an idea to cheer you up.
01:19You're coming to the party with us tonight.
01:21I don't know.
01:22I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book,
01:24and never go on another date.
01:27What?
01:29Why is it doing that?
01:31I have no idea.
01:32I have no idea.
01:59Diva.
02:00Period.
02:02Let's go to the party.
02:04This is coming with us.
02:14Hey!
02:16It's the weekend, bro.
02:16It's gonna be...
02:17Woo!
02:18Yeah, all right.
02:19I'll catch y'all.
02:19I'll catch y'all.
02:20Hey, what's up?
02:27Oh!
02:30Oh!
02:30Oh, my bad, bro.
02:41Oh, yo, zoe.
02:44My bad about your face.
02:46You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
02:48you're still on that bro chill all i did was ghost you don't touch me how about this
02:55we run it back run it back yeah i give you backstage passes to my next set please stop
03:02talking oh i like it when you're bossy with me how about you bring your hottest friends
03:06we get you vip we get you all backstage i said stop talking
03:13what the
03:19did you just did he just
03:29bro where am i welcome
03:43let's get started
03:49i can't believe you killed him he's dead and that's a bad thing because he's not dead okay i didn't
03:55kill
03:56him come on okay then what happened because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof he just
04:00disappeared into thin air so i don't even know i'm gonna try it
04:19i'm still here and your face looks freaking perfect drop dead gorgeous
04:28maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters holy ghosting shit
04:35to all the baddies hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster one night only
04:53as i was saying it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com but the way i'll be playing
04:58the male lead be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
05:03are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up
05:06what are you talking about delilah says hi and bye
05:36my baby my sweet she meant nothing to me my fangs only thirst for you you're my one in
05:49hey sexy who'd you come here with i bet your blood tastes delicious
05:56oh honey watch your step i don't want you falling for me and getting wet oh really
06:13you stupid pathetic girls do not spend my postumes it's made in a town it is city
06:21you can't even pronounce no more excuses
06:33let's welcome our new member conrad from finance
06:41hello conrad from finance oh god
06:46yo hey lady i need to get back to my shareholders all right you're here because you use work as
06:52an
06:52excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs oh god you sound just like her
06:59do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value the problem is the world hates
07:07to see young guys young men like me be successful and secure quiet
07:12repeat repeat after me other people's feelings are valid
07:23other people's feelings are valid
07:31this halloween zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating
07:37and it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media
07:42word on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray the whereabouts of the ghosted are
07:49not yet known
07:53that's not love bombing that's like being romantic speaking of you are gorgeous i never believed in love
08:01at first sight but looking at you now i don't know how
08:10zoe
08:14did you ghost me josh did you ghost me
08:21wow really you got nothing after you just ghosted me i mean so come on you're better than this josh
08:26i was
08:27sitting in the bar alone for over an hour i was gonna show up okay i my phone died for
08:33the whole day
08:35why are you making this such a big deal did you even think about the possibility that maybe i was
08:40going
08:40through something oh what were you going through i you know what that's actually not the point the point is
08:48you're being selfish a second chance it's it's the least i deserve zoe come on i didn't even do anything
08:54wrong i can change
09:04maybe you will josh
09:08i just really don't get
09:10wow what the
09:19repeat after me i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
09:27i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
09:33good now let's all welcome our newest member
09:41josh
09:47hi josh
09:51ah
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