00:00Hey guys, I'm Kayla and are you ready for the sloppiest, disgusting, grotesque,
00:08repulsive kiss story to tell you? You don't want to hear what's next. My first
00:12kiss was so mortifying it took years for me to kiss anyone ever. I'm in college
00:18it's one of my last couple formals. I wasn't really expecting this kiss and I
00:22wasn't really sure how I felt but I decided to let it happen because why not?
00:27It is just spit and slobber and tongue. Everything you don't want is in my mouth
00:37and all I could think to do was suction out his spit like you do at the dentist
00:43with the little tube. So we're making out and I'm sitting there going that was the
00:51only kiss really nice guy really really bad kiss. This boy had the biggest crush
00:58on came over to like just talk and hang out so like we're sitting and we're
01:02talking all of a sudden he leans in grabs my face and starts making out with me.
01:09It was like a lizard it was like his tongue was just in and out in and out and
01:13the most embarrassing thing happened right after which was me burping into his
01:17mouth. I kind of wanted to die. Like how do you walk away from that? It was a house
01:22party. There was one girl that I went to high school with there that I used to
01:26have a crush on. I never talked to her ever in high school. We were drinking a
01:30little bit and I was compelled to flirt with her so after I successfully flirted
01:34with her she was being playful with me and gave me a little love bite on the
01:39cheek. She essentially bit a whole chunk of my cheek practically off. I had teeth
01:45marks for a whole entire week I could take it to her dentist and make a mold
01:49out of it. So we go back to my dorm room and we start canoodling making out a
01:54little bit and then I felt this kind of roughness on my cheek and on my chin. I
01:58noticed this rash going from my chin all the way up to my right cheek and I just
02:03remember looking in the mirror and being like what is this? It turned into this
02:07like crumbly eczema rash all over my face. As for the Gaia we didn't see each other
02:14after that so the rash definitely lasted a little longer than that three date
02:18relationship. He was very attractive I feel like he's kissed many women in his
02:22life. When we sort of went to kiss it was literally as if my lip was like a steak so
02:28he just bit down on it it was bleeding like observably bleeding like it was
02:33coming you could see it on my lips there was a lot of blood there was enough blood
02:37that you could see it not only on my inner lip but like going down vampire style.
02:42We were playing spin the bottle but then the bottle landed on me and I had to kiss
02:48someone. He had braces so his braces got stuck to my lips. I like felt my lip
02:56bleeding and I just felt like his saliva just like all over not only my mouth
03:03but my face and it was disgusting. Oh that was not good. Like not related but I
03:11once cried into someone's mouth years later. I would tell my younger self to
03:15maybe speak up and be like hey you're hurting my face we shouldn't do this
03:19anymore. Don't overthink it that's like my main thing. If they can't kiss how are
03:24they gonna be at the other stuff. Think about that.
