00:01Hey, I'm Hannibal Buress.
00:04I have a Netflix special coming out.
00:06It's called Comedy Comisado, February 5th.
00:10Streaming on Netflix.
00:13Frenching with Hannibal Buress.
00:17Yeah, I appreciate you turning away Clooney,
00:20and I think that's the right choice.
00:22You can definitely Netflix and chill to my special.
00:26You can also Netflix and cook.
00:29Netflix and yoga.
00:31Yeah, Netflix and whatever you want to do.
00:35It was in Minneapolis because I performed there a lot
00:39when I was starting out in Chicago.
00:42I can't get you a role on Broad City,
00:44because it's not my show.
00:46You know, depending on how this interview goes,
00:48I can help you get your paw in the door.
00:54There haven't been any Frenchies in the show.
00:57We've been trying to work on the diversity and the representation of Frenchies on television.
01:06It wasn't intentional.
01:07It was just that when we put out the casting breakdown for those roles,
01:12no Frenchies sent in headshots.
01:14No Frenchies audition.
01:15So the opportunities are out there for Frenchies.
01:20You just have to show up.
01:21Ninety percent of success is showing up.
01:24You know that.
01:27You should adopt if you can't have, if you've been fixed.
01:31You should do an interspecies adoption.
01:34You can adopt a squirrel, a New York City rat, parrot.
01:41All right.
01:42So you're just gonna...
01:45You're just gonna abandon the interview and eat?
01:49Seriously?
01:52What's wrong with you?
01:53Why would you ask me that?
01:56Who am I humping?
01:57I don't wanna really get into that.
02:01Why would you...
02:02You're a disgrace to other interviewers.
02:06You have no boundaries.
02:09Any positions I like?
02:11That's a clown question, bro.
02:17Reverse cowgirl.
02:19You trying to embarrass me?
02:21On the internet?
02:22After I tried to support you?
02:24You know what?
02:25I was gonna get you a Bright City audition.
02:28This is how you act?
02:30I don't...
02:31Why am I doing...
02:32I'm outta here.
02:33You're a dog.
02:37Frenching with Hannibal Buress.
