00:00If the guy's a cutie, you gotta tap that booty.
00:02I want a double vodka, and I want it now!
00:06What's that tell me?
00:07There's a picture of margaritas trapped in the fridge?
00:10Honey Badger, don't give a s**t.
00:12What are you doing?
00:14Getting drunk.
00:15Turn that music off!
00:17All right, bitches.
00:19Want to know how to move the balcony?
00:21Check this out.
00:32Can someone bring me a sledgehammer?
00:38I'll be fine after a 24-hour bender.
00:49That's not right, Betty.
00:52That b**ch!
00:53I got a spray tan.
00:57When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a c***** cup of coffee.
01:02Don't get up in my grill, sister.
01:04Live from New York, it's Saturday night!
01:08Betty?
01:09Hi.
01:09No, um, this is not Saturday Night Live.
01:12This is my show.
01:13You're on my show today.
01:15Oh, crap.
01:19I am damn lovable.
01:28I am the luckiest old broad on two feet.
