00:00Girls can't play ball!
00:06It slipped!
00:11Okay, some of them are going home.
00:12Hey, how did you do that?
00:14Because there's no flying in this.
00:15There's no flying if they fall!
00:17No flying!
00:18No high ones.
00:20No high ones.
00:21You!
00:22Next!
00:23What if at a key moment in the game?
00:25My uniform bursts open and, uh...
00:27Oops, my bosoms come flying out.
00:29That might draw a crowd, right?
00:32You think there were men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?
00:34I'm married. I'm happy.
00:36That's what I want. Let's go producing.
00:37Why can't you just have this first?
00:39Just so you can say you once did something?
00:42Something special?
00:43I was in a hospital, but it hit me right in the head.
00:45Bam!
00:46Really?
00:46Yep.
00:47You had to knock your behind, because that was really swollen.
00:49Hey, what the heck kind of a thing is that you say to me, man?
00:51I'm joking, okay?
00:52Are we going to take her if she ain't pretty?
00:54Well, look who just caught up.
00:56All right, come on. Let's go.
00:58Hey, that's your dress.
01:00It's half a dress.
01:01Excuse me, that's not a baseball uniform.
01:03Yeah, what do you think we are, ballplayers or ballerinas?
01:05To the right, kid.
01:06What's your rush, though, buddy?
01:08What do you say we slip in the back seat?
01:10You make the man out of me.
01:13We say I smack you around for a while.
01:15Can't we do both?
01:18It's the second time you drop that Bible since she's been in there.
01:37It's the second time you drop that Bible since she's been in there.
01:46None of the other boys ever, uh, always made me feel like I was wrong, you know?
01:50Like I was some sort of a weird girl or a strange girl, or not even a girl, just because
01:55I could play.
01:56You know what?
01:57I believe them, too, but not anymore, you know?
01:59I mean, looky.
02:01There's a lot of us.
02:02I think we're all over here.
02:15Use your hands!
02:15I said lump three feet above our ass, right, Jimmy?
02:17Ha ha!
02:18I'm so depressed, I can eat a cow!
02:20Come home with my son, Mom.
02:22If you don't, I'm gonna come back here.
02:24Hit line drives at your head.
02:25Oh, may?
02:26All the way may?
02:27Gee, you know what's called me that since last night!
02:29Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!
02:30I'm a married woman now.
02:31Hey, kid!
02:33Lay off the back seat.
02:33I like those high ones.
02:35I like the high ones.
02:37Yo!
02:38Man!