00:00You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked.
00:02Oh, it's definitely the cutest.
00:04Don't you love how we can just say that to each other and we know that we're not being conceited?
00:08Oh, I know. No, we're just being honest.
00:10I don't care if you like us, because we don't like you.
00:14You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think.
00:18You're as cute as me. You are.
00:22And in some cultures, maybe cuter.
00:25Have a Romeo and Michelle day.
00:27That was a good one. Thanks.
00:29Did you lose weight?
00:30Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented.
00:33All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
00:38God, I wish I had your discipline.
00:40We have come all this way. Now we are going to enjoy ourselves, whether you like it or not.
00:46God, Michelle, I've never seen this side of your personality before.
00:50You're so bossy and domineering.
00:54I like it.
00:55Me too.
00:59Oh, that hurt. But I look really good.
01:14I never knew that we weren't that great in high school.
01:18I mean, we always had so much fun together.
01:20I thought high school was a blast.
01:22You know what, Michelle?
01:23Huh?
01:24I think you were, like, the funnest person I know.
01:27Me too!
01:28With you!
01:31Why don't you just leave her alone?
01:33Michelle.
01:34Oh, it's the back brace girl.
01:37Hi, back brace girl!
01:40Oh, shut up!
