00:01My mum was going to name me Alyssa, which means sweet angel in Indian,
00:05but when I came out she looked at me and called me Tracy.
00:09Tracy.
00:11Oh my God!
00:17I love it.
00:18It's like Beyonce.
00:20Is it?
00:21But Fifty Shades of Grey, that's some vanilla shit.
00:23I'm talking war, BDSM, bondage, discipline, banking, spanking.
00:27Yeah, I feel uncomfortable, so...
00:29Tracy.
00:30Kind of struggling with my sexuality.
00:35You're a lesbian.
00:37No, I'm struggling with my sexuality.
00:39What other kind of struggle is worth talking about?
00:41Being a virgin.
00:42Not wanting to be a virgin.
00:44It's the come-to-bed face.
00:46Alright.
00:46Neutral face.
00:49Come-to-bed face.
00:52Thankfully I've already forgiven you for leaving me for dead.
00:55It's the kind of Christian I am.
00:56So let's just try and regain a sense of normalcy.
01:01Okay, well Ronald, I want to break up with you.
01:04Why?
01:04What?
01:05You hate me.
01:08So?
01:08You're not married.
01:10Ooh.
01:11No children.
01:12I know.
01:13I've managed to maintain a successful career, an amazing body and a sound mind without the
01:17assistance of a man.
01:18Wow.
01:18Unbelievable.
01:19I'll be off now.
01:20Really?
01:21Okay.
01:23We're not children.
01:24Instagram?
01:25Nah, man.
01:26You know, we ain't really out here doing it for the gram.
01:28You know, I ain't even on my Instagram, so.
01:30You're on Facebook.
01:31Is it Facebook levels?
01:32No, no, I'm not.
01:33We don't really feel the need to.
01:35You know.
01:35You're like fine wine.
01:38What's between your legs has been fermenting there for 24 years.
01:42You're relaxing.
01:43Oh, thank you Esther.
01:44That means a lot, you know.
01:45Let's do that again.
01:50Yeah.
01:51I'll do it.
01:57Ooh, tango.
01:58You
