00:00I consider myself a feminist.
00:02Really, Arnold?
00:03A feminist is a person that thinks men and women should be treated equally.
00:06I fully support that.
00:08So, my good sir, I'm a feminist.
00:18If you're born with a vagina, everybody knows,
00:20creepy dude's just a part of the deal.
00:22Yeah, there are a million things that guys have no clue about that are so annoying.
00:26They don't tell anybody about half of it.
00:27Hey, hi, I'm Derek and I just got us both a shot of tequila.
00:33Oh, no, I don't really want a shot.
00:35Great, so I just paid for these and now I have to throw them out?
00:40Um, sorry.
00:41Do you remember when we went to brunch and we both Instagrammed a picture of that frittata?
00:44Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.
00:46Okay, pull it up. What are your comments?
00:48Um, I got one from Arnold.
00:52Yumtown, population div.
00:53All right, check mine out.
00:56I want to fuck your face.
00:58The other day at CVS, this guy told me,
01:01uh, smile more, beautiful.
01:03Like, uh, fuck off.
01:05Why should you smile more?
01:06Why?
01:07Because, uh, women get paid 23 cents less on the dollar than men do?
01:10Uh, because the government's trying to regulate your body?
01:13You smile more?
01:14Uh-uh.
01:15Him smile less.
01:16When they hire the background actresses, they gotta get the hottest women ever.
01:20They don't ever do that with the guys.
01:22It's never like, oh, are these men handsome enough?
01:24Uh, uh, do they all have six packs?
01:26Hey!
01:28It's me, from the bar!
01:30Remember?
01:32Uh-oh.
01:33Can't we just talk for a second?
01:39Let's go get some tacos!
01:41Dude, please leave!
01:42What I'm saying is that there are a lot of subtle little things that happen to me and all women,
01:48even in our little progressive world, and when somebody, especially my boyfriend,
01:53tells me that I'm wrong without having any way of knowing my personal experience,
01:57it's insulting.
02:00Okay, I get that.
02:02Well, I mean, I guess there's no way I'll ever really know what it's like to be in your shoes,
02:06so I'll try to do a better job of listening, alright?
