00:00I'm smarter than you.
00:02I'm more ambitious than you.
00:05Thirty years from now, when I am the second black female president,
00:10all you'll be able to do is think about me.
00:14And I won't remember your name.
00:16Woke.
00:17Dear white people, having a black vibrator
00:20does not count as an interracial relationship.
00:23You see, straight guys are encouraged
00:24to never express the full range of human emotion,
00:27causing it all to be bottled up inside,
00:30only to be expressed during sports.
00:32And you fuckbag!
00:34Video games.
00:35Oh, you know what?
00:40I'm fresh out of fucks to give.
00:42Do you have any fucks?
00:43Do you have any fucks?
00:45Do you have any fucks?
00:46Troy, we are all out of fucks.
00:48I have gum, though.
00:49Dear white people, here's a little tip.
00:52When you ask someone who looks ethnically different,
00:55what are you?
00:56The answer is usually a person about to slap the shit out of you.
01:01This is what happens when a country refuses to address
01:03its history with slavery.
01:05We need to do here what they did in Germany.
01:07What?!
01:07I meant the educating kids about the nation's horrible past part,
01:11not the concentration camp part.
01:13Oh, I was about to say.
01:15Dear white people, dating a black guy to piss off your parents
01:18doesn't make you down.
01:19It makes you an asshole.
01:21Running up on a cop, calling them pigs,
01:25as soon as you double down on your blackness,
01:28they will double down on their bullshit.
01:30They pull guns on us.
01:32They shoot us.
01:32They kill us.
01:33That has not changed in 200 years.
01:36I've actually seen friends and family members shot,
01:40and every time it happens, I wish they had done something,
01:43anything to prevent it.
01:45Some of y'all in here with your liberal purity,
01:48wasting time deciding who's black enough.
01:52Who cares if you're woke or not?
01:55If you're dead?
01:57Gun in my face, your hate misplaced.
02:00White skin, light skin, but for me not the right skin.
02:04Judging me with no crime committed.
02:06Reckless trigger finger itching to prove your worth by disproving mine.
02:09My life in your hands.
02:11My life on the line.
02:13Life.
02:14Liberty.
02:15In the pursuit of happiness.
02:20For some of us, maybe,
02:26there's nothing self-evident about it.
02:28There's nothing else I'm ever seen.
02:28Somebody said to you.
02:29Yeah?
02:30Yeah?
02:30Yes.
02:32Well, there's nothing here.
02:32You ever knew.
