00:00I'm definitely a Carrie at heart, but, like, sometimes...
00:04sometimes Samantha kind of comes out.
00:06Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to do what's right, you know what I mean?
00:08I work hard, and I kick ass, and I'm going towards the front.
00:10Is it so crazy hot in here?
00:11I have to start living, you know? I did something kind of crazy.
00:15I made an internet dating profile.
00:18I hate today. Everyone's a dumb whore.
00:20I am woman, hear me war, you know what I mean?
00:22Like, I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued.
00:24Denise, hi, Josh, how are you? I'm amazing.
00:31Fuck! Fuck!
00:33Fuck! Fuck!
00:34Stop chasing me!
00:37I only want to date people who want to date me, because that is called self-respect.
00:40This country is bullshit. Okay, nobody has any manners.
00:43And do you want to know why? Do you want to know why?
00:44Because you're all so self-involved and self-serving.
00:47It makes no sense.
00:48You make no sense.
00:49I will never be bored as long as there's Halloween.
00:51I thank the higher powers for all of the gifts that I have already received,
00:59like a keen mathematical mind and fairly fast-growing hair.
01:06We're gonna go to the front and kick back in class. It's okay. It's okay.
01:09I am a girl who has found love and then disappeared,
01:11and my worst nightmare is that someone knows or thinks that I've died when I haven't,
01:15and I'm living that.
01:16Oh my god.
01:19What's your favorite utensil?
01:20What do you have that rocking chair for?
01:22Uh, I wasn't hungry, so I bought a souvenir.
01:25It's a rustic souvenir.
01:26What is wrong with emojis?
01:28I hate you!
01:30People always think that I'm not gonna fit in at first,
01:33but then I always do.
01:34I always fit in just very subtly.
01:35You know, she's right.
01:37She's right about everything.
01:39Don't worry, I got to.
