00:00Oops, I did it again.
00:03I played with your heart.
00:05Got lost in the game.
00:07Oh, baby, baby.
00:09My fault. I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough.
00:12See if we were in high school.
00:13What are you doing?
00:14I think you sprung a leak.
00:16What are you talking about?
00:21I don't want this scrub.
00:23Scrub is a guy that can't get me.
00:26Look.
00:27Do you own Miss Birkenbach?
00:29I've been on that waiting list for two years.
00:34For my mother.
00:37My real name is Peg, and I'm a hardcore lesbian.
00:41Wasp dysfunction.
00:42Can't say it, you can't talk about it, but you know it's there.
00:46Kind of like a fart in church.
00:49Dear Lord, if I'm okay, I promise I will dedicate the rest of my life to serving you.
00:55It says here you're fine.
00:56Ha, ha, fall for it again, God.
00:58And I can turn back down.
01:03Help.
01:04Julius, my mom's pianist.
01:07Pianist?
01:09You're hoping she has big ears and dark teeth, right?
01:12A little bit.
01:13Your parents have done everything right.
01:15They raised all their kids gay.
01:16And look what I brought.
01:18Juice boxes.
01:20Huh?
01:28Okay, Karen, for the last time,
01:31wine is not juice.
01:35And a leather whip is not a jump rope.
01:41Made you jump.
01:48Look at you.
01:51Look at what you're doing.
01:53This is the face of a man who's driving me crazy.
01:55Come on, let's touch the topics.
01:58Oh, my Lord.
02:00You are a complete freak.
02:04Chuck.
02:07Before you say anything, let me just ask you this.
02:10You're a complete freak.
02:13You're a complete freak.
02:15You're a complete freak.
02:16You're a complete freak.
02:16You're a complete freak.
02:16You're a complete freak.
