00:00So it's a portal to the future?
00:01Oh, there it is.
00:02Oh, okay.
00:03Let's do this.
00:07Whoa.
00:07Whoa.
00:09Oh, hello, Monique.
00:10I'm future Monique.
00:12Ask me anything.
00:13I'm Roberti.
00:14That's Monique.
00:15Oh, first of all, I love your hair.
00:18Likewise.
00:19I'm really glad that we're still rocking this look.
00:20Oh, yeah.
00:21This hair is evergreen.
00:22Right?
00:23Right?
00:23Oh, I really like this guy, Mike.
00:25Did we ever do it?
00:26You do it like a million times.
00:28What year are you from, anyway?
00:29I'm from the year 2116.
00:32Girl, you look fine.
00:33I mean, I look fine.
00:34After the year 2020, skincare got crazy good.
00:37Yeah?
00:38Hmm?
00:39Science.
00:40Right?
00:40Do cars fly?
00:41Oh, like birds, baby.
00:43What about birth control?
00:44Is that still crazy complicated?
00:45Oh, no.
00:46It's just a shot once a year in the penis.
00:48My penis?
00:49In the penis?
00:49That means guys have to do it?
00:51And tampons?
00:52They're free in every bathroom from here to Timbuktu.
00:55Do women still make less than men?
00:56Oh, hell no.
00:57It's because there are more women in power.
00:59They don't call D.C. V-town for nothing.
01:02You know, because V stands for vaginas,
01:04and there are many women there with their vaginas.
01:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that.
01:08I get it.
01:10What about war?
01:11Is there still a lot of war?
01:12Ever since politics turned feminine, you know,
01:14it's kind of petered out.
01:16Is Hollywood still insanely sexist?
01:18Holly-what?
01:20Are men still catcalling a lot?
01:22Wait your turn.
01:23Sorry, sorry.
01:23But to answer your question, no, they don't.
01:27The cats make calls.
01:28The future is feline.
01:30This guy, right?
01:31Do they still debate whether women are funny?
01:33People don't have time to debate dumb shit.
01:35What about emojis?
01:36Do people still use emojis?
01:38Is plus size still a thing?
01:39How can a human being be plus size?
01:42Right?
01:43Man, the future sounds awesome.
01:45It is.
01:45But nah, the food's a little hit or miss.
01:48A lot of it's fusion.
01:49Gotta bounce.
01:50Bye future Monique.
01:51Thanks for the handguns.
01:52Alright, I need this.
01:53Okay.
01:56Hey everybody, it's me.
01:57Okay, look.
01:57I'm pretty much caught up,
01:58but what's the deal with this penis shot?
02:00Oh yeah, it's super painful.
02:01It goes right through the tip of your penis in that hole.
02:05Is it at least nice to have a kid?
02:06Yeah, but the work-life balance is breaking my balls.
02:09Hey, visit refinery29.com slash shatterbox to watch 50-50.
02:13A badass film about badass women
02:15and about all the history lessons you never learned in school.
02:18Because your textbooks were written by men.
02:21Go forth and conquer, ladies.
