00:00Because I always take out a lot of the pages that I never look at,
00:02and then I restaple them.
00:05And I look at it and I go, man, we got 11 former first-round picks.
00:08Damn, that's a lot.
00:09I thought it was a lot.
00:10And I had Owen.
00:12I didn't ask you to.
00:13You did.
00:13It was great.
00:14Owen went and found the amount of former first-round picks
00:17that play for the football teams.
00:19We have the third most in the league.
00:21Tied for second.
00:22Tied for second.
00:23Yeah.
00:23Who has the most?
00:24The Cowboys?
00:25The Cowboys have 12.
00:26We have 11.
00:27Atlanta also has 12.
00:28Atlanta.
00:28Wow.
00:29Okay, so think about this.
00:32I'm going to try to take...
00:33Okay, here we go.
00:35The former first-round picks that we have on this football team.
00:38Deshaun Watson, Derek Barnett, Denzel Ward, Titus Howard, Jerry Judy, Noah Igbenhenny.
00:44I always say his name wrong.
00:45I'm sorry.
00:47My dad's going to beat me.
00:49He was picked by the Dolphins.
00:50Zion Johnson, Jared Verse, Mason Graham, Spencer Fano, Casey Concepcion.
00:56Ten of 11 guys we've needed to win these football games this year.
00:59Ten.
01:00All ten of those guys we've needed to win football games.
01:04And of those ten guys, Ward, Howard, no matter which, I think he's playing injured.
01:11I come a little bit of slack.
01:14Jerry, I don't know what you're going to do with him after this.
01:17Zion, Jared Verse, Mason Graham, Spencer Fano, Casey Concepcion.
01:21Eight guys.
01:22Eight of the ten that we've needed I see on the roster here next year.
01:27So you can feel pretty damn good about the future of the football.
01:30You hope.
01:31One of the guys I didn't mention is the quarterback, but, and that can always be a problem.
01:38And there's another quarterback that people think should have been a first-round pick.
01:42Okay.
01:42Just let it go.
01:44I'm just saying.
01:44Does it have to be every effing day?
01:46I just thought it was important to note.
01:52Let it go, man.
01:55We're getting ready for Pittsburgh.
01:57We got coming in hot.
01:58You're ready to give $100 in Fanatics cash to somebody coming up.
02:03And you just bring it up.
02:04And you know why he's doing it.
02:06But live, man.
02:06You know why he's doing it.
02:11The money.
02:12There you go.
02:13Mucho dinero.
02:14Can I ask some people?
02:16Now, we've had a lot of people push back.
02:19Say it by the bell.
02:20The producer.
02:21He goes, mucho dinero.
02:22No, I'm agitated.
02:23We're getting phone texts, and now I'm agitated here.
02:26Can we do our own show, or is this just a show?
02:28It's just a show where everybody just jumps in.
02:29What is happening right now?
02:31Apparently, oh, he's upset because I told Nick, I go, that was two hours ago.
02:34Do we really need Nick on?
02:36He has his own show.
02:37He can go after me if he wants to on his own show.
02:39It was two hours ago we played those comments.
02:42Two hours ago.
02:43You know what would happen, though, if you brought Nick on right now?
02:46What would happen?
02:48Don't just open.
02:49Well, apparently we're just getting my pack radio all day.
02:52I got guys wanting to do crosstalk.
02:54Dollars go up.
02:54I got guys wanting to do crosstalk in other cities.
02:57Go get the Jim Mora.
02:58Go get the Allen Iverson.
02:59We're just going to do playoffs, and we're going to do practice,
03:02and we're going to go right back into the gutter the way that other shows are.
03:05Fine.
03:06I'm sorry.
03:06Super Bowls, Super Browns, that whole thing.
03:08I wanted to hold a standard.
03:09You're not afraid of...
03:11Here it comes.
03:12There's even more...
03:12Zany, wacky radio time.
03:14You're not afraid of Nick Wilson, are you, Kenny?
03:17No, I'm not afraid of Nick.
03:18That doesn't sound like you.
03:18But Keith is getting them pissed at me because, well, I can't believe...
03:21I'm trying to give you guys something to hold on to for Sunday,
03:25and I got, well, you wouldn't put Nick on.
03:27No, I wouldn't put Nick on because it was two hours ago.
03:30It was two hours ago.
03:32Who was listening?
03:34I'm serious.
03:34Who was listening to the radio two hours ago right now?
03:38I was.
03:39You were.
03:40How many people?
03:41So I'm going to bring Nick in out of nowhere.
03:43Hey, this is what happened two hours ago.
03:45I can tell you to go back to the Rewind feature, but now I'm going to go back to the
03:48Rewind feature while you're arguing with Nick?
03:50Fine.
03:50Have Nick call in.
03:51You're the boss.
03:52Go get Nick.
03:53John, you got his number.
03:54Call Nick.
03:55We'll just do that.
03:56Are you talking about the Rewind feature that's powered by Integrated Restoration?
03:59Of course.
04:00Yes.
04:00And that is a wonderful feature because I could say, I could do it this way and say, hey, the
04:06Integrated Restoration,
04:07they bring you the free Odyssey app, a Rewind feature.
04:09They're your local experts in water, fire, and storm disaster restoration.
04:13And that'd be great because they're going to go, okay, when Nick brings it up, he could do the same
04:17thing.
04:17And, well, we got it here.
04:18We can go use the Rewind feature.
04:20But, no, no, I'm going to have to call Nick.
04:21And Nick's just going to jump in out of nowhere.
04:24When you do a run-in and pro wrestling, you do it while the guy's out there in the ring.
04:27You don't wait until two hours later.
04:29And then we get everybody's reaction on X, you know, brought to you by Shiven Jewelers, Cleveland's premier jewelry store.
04:34Off we go.
04:38Got 11 first-round picks on this team.
04:39No, I got to keep bringing up what we brought up two hours ago.
04:44I don't know if John can hear me.
04:45I'm serious.
04:46Call Nick.
04:47Call Nick Wilson.
04:48Nick might lose interest.
04:49That's true.
04:51They talk a lot of Browns.
04:52Not as much as we do, especially when we're powered by Surfside on that Browns.
04:55I don't know.
04:56Would they rather hear me talk about Deshaun Watson and whether or not Deshaun Watson can win you over or
05:01not with a win over Pittsburgh?
05:03Or do we just want to argue with Nick?
05:04I got to sound effectively.
05:07Listen, I think people are getting it wrong.
05:10The tone of the week.
05:11Like, it's not, hey, we're okay as if we're anticipating a loss.
05:17We think they're going to lose, and it's okay if they lose.
05:19That's not what we're doing.
05:21What we have been doing is saying the fortunate part about this is they built up equity.
05:25We want them to win.
05:27They built up.
05:27Yes, I do.
05:28Believe it or not, you know what?
05:29That's good for us.
05:30Your life's not going to hinge on whether they win or lose this week?
05:32No, you know what does hinge?
05:33What's that?
05:34The bottom line.
05:34Now he's sending me.
05:35Of course.
05:36Now he's just trolling me.
05:37That's not what we need for the bottom line.
05:38I've been married 17 years.
05:40I have been married 15 years.
05:41I've been with my wife 17 years.
05:43I have been with some girls before my wife that were not very nice to me.
05:48I'm telling you, no one plays with my emotions more than Keith Britton.
05:51And now I got Carl on Wadsworth.
05:53What do we got here now?
05:54Hey, Carl.
05:55Where is Nick?
05:56You guys wanted Nick on the show.
05:58Bring Nick on the show.
05:59I'm going to take his ball and went home.
06:01You know, you accused somebody else of that before, and we've had an all-time drop.
06:14This one point was a great radio show.
06:17Who cares?
06:18Is this the line you'll remember?
06:19This is asinine.
06:24I know.
06:24I see it.
06:25I see it.
06:27I see there's someone dressed up as Batman.
06:30I know.
06:31Please don't let there be any.
06:32At least someone had the integrity to come in in their costume like they promised.
06:35I know.
06:36Somebody remembered.
06:37The Cleveland people.
06:37I'm a fool.
06:38You've cost us, Ken.
06:41Here's the thing.
06:42Just make sure that's a light block of news, man, or you're going to end up on the internet.
06:45That's what I'm saying.
06:45What if this comes to fisticuffs between you and Nick?
06:48He hightails it down here, gets into a fistfight with you.
06:51It ends badly, maybe in tragedy, and then they've got to cover it on the news.
06:54The only thing is they're dressed as Batman.
06:59Wacky Wild Radio Hour.
07:01Where's Carl?
07:02Carl in Wadsworth.
07:03Hi.
07:04Ken.
07:05What?
07:05I am so disappointed in you, brother.
07:08Come on, man.
07:08Why?
07:09Why are you disappointed?
07:09What did I do?
07:11I've been on for the last two hours.
07:13I'm one of those people.
07:14Okay?
07:15Listen, 52 years old.
07:17I've lived this rivalry.
07:18You sound younger.
07:19You sound younger than...
07:20You sound a lot younger than 52.
07:21Well, thanks, man.
07:22I appreciate that.
07:23Yeah, so what's the problem?
07:24What's your point?
07:25What's the point?
07:25Okay.
07:26Listen, these guys called in, Tone's on board, want to have a little fun, right?
07:32A little rivalry fun.
07:34This weekend is bigger than what people seem to think.
07:38Okay?
07:39Now, it is, man.
07:41Hear him up.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Okay.
07:42Go ahead.
07:43Listen, yes, it is.
07:45Okay?
07:45Now, I am with you.
07:46All right?
07:47I am with you that if we lose, it's not the end of the world.
07:50Chicken little sky falling.
07:51No.
07:51That's not the case.
07:52That's all great points.
07:53I haven't heard these before.
07:55However, however...
07:55For the new audience.
07:56Listen, the NFL thought about flexing this game.
07:59That means that's something.
08:01Okay?
08:02When's the last time?
08:03I think...
08:03Yeah, because the commanders are garbage.
08:07They are garbage.
08:08But we've already played them in prime time, so they're not going to break their own rules.
08:12So, the only reason they thought about flexing it was because they're garbage.
08:15They'll flex other games.
08:16You think at the end of the season, Carl, they're not going to flex the Browns and the Bengals
08:20from possibly the AFC North Championship?
08:23Okay, Ken.
08:24Okay, so we'll be flexed in other games, too.
08:26You're absolutely correct on that.
08:28However, when is the last time the Browns and Steelers were 5-2, vying for sole possession
08:35of first place?
08:36I don't know, probably way before any of these guys on this field were ever born.
08:39Right, so we've got to have a little fun this weekend.
08:42Everybody's having fun.
08:43Who's not having fun?
08:44You're not, because...
08:46I'm not having fun right now because my stones are getting busted to Wadsworth and back.
08:51My boss is giving me hell.
08:53I got Nick Wilson trying to give me hell.
08:55I got people in Pittsburgh trying to give me hell.
08:57So, now I'm not having a lot of fun.
08:59Stone, your job today is to get him to play the fun bet with the sister station.
09:05I'm not doing that.
09:06Yeah!
09:06Oh, God.
09:06That's just so hack.
09:07That you can't.
09:08I'm not doing some hack radio bet.
09:11No.
09:12No.
09:12I'm not being a hack.
09:15Not doing it.
09:16No bets.
09:17All right.
09:18What can we...
09:19Gosh!
09:20What can we put up?
09:21Stadium mustard, right?
09:23Cleveland zone for a Pittsburgh potty.
09:29Terrible.
09:31We'll make a bet and pay it off.
09:38Let's just bring...
09:39Just bring...
09:39You know what?
09:40If we're going to do that, just bring Izzy in here and she could be the...
09:44Guys!
09:45Guys!
09:45We could just do that for the rest of our careers.
09:49Lord Almighty!
09:50Is this going to ruin coming in hot, Owen?
09:52It'll probably make it better for all I know.
09:54I don't know.
09:55Coming in hot has been one of our best segments ever.
09:58I don't know.
10:00I hate it.
10:01I hate it.
10:01I don't hate the bit.
10:03I just hate what you're doing right now.
10:04I hate...
10:05I hate that my...
10:06That's what I hate, Ken.
10:06I hate that I'm in a cocoon of my own emotions.
10:09I hate that my own boss...
10:10I was at his wedding...
10:12...is laughing at me hilariously in my own phone right now.
10:16I hate that people are calling in saying that I need to make wacky radio guy bets with the people
10:20in Pittsburgh.
10:21I hate all of it.
10:24I hate that Nick's trying to call up two hours after I addressed his comments.
10:30Now's not the time.
10:31Two hours ago was the time.
10:33I know that Nick was busy.
10:35Nick has five hours today.
10:37He can address it.
10:38And if I'm listening live, maybe I'll call in.
10:40But I have things I have to do.
10:42He might not want to take your call.
10:43And you know what?
10:44It's his show.
10:45Nick Wilson's name is on the show.
10:47If Nick doesn't want to take my call, I respect that.
10:50I respect that.
10:53And if Nick wants to go on the internet and says Kenny's a sissy, that's fine too.
10:58Why don't you back me up in any of this?
11:00You don't back me up in none of it.
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11:20Frank, what are you going to do with that?
11:21You going to Pittsburgh?
11:24No.
11:24Browns.
11:25I thought you were going to go buy some drinks and throw it at some Pittsburgh Steelers fans.
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11:32Yeah.
11:32I got what you said.
11:33No.
11:33I am not traveling to Pittsburgh.
11:35I am going to put this on the Browns.
11:37All right.
11:37Oh, straight up?
11:40Are we doing the old money line?
11:44Probably take the points and then maybe do a sprinkle of a touchdown parlay or maybe some
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11:50Oh, yeah.
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11:55Frank, I need more.
11:55What else are you going to do?
11:56What happens when you win that one?
11:58What's next?
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13:01Wake my dead ass up at 3 in the morning to get this show ready.
13:05And it's just, hey, let Nick call in.
13:06Let the guys in Pittsburgh call in.
13:08Do a wacky bet.
13:09Be right, we wacky.
13:11Coming in hot.
13:13216-474-0092.
13:15You know the number.
13:16By the way, to all the people, I didn't realize how many people were listening two hours ago.
13:20Thank you very much for your time.
13:21It does matter.
13:22I know I don't sound very grateful, but I am.
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