00:00She's so likable, relatable, clumsy and adorable, not looking for love but she
00:04stumbles upon it. This is the real life of a rom-com protagonist.
00:08Well, how far apart are her contractions?
00:11Well, tell my sister that I'm on my way not to have the baby till I get there.
00:14You're right, don't tell her I said that.
00:19I'm so sorry.
00:20No, it's my fault.
00:23Are you the girl on the third floor whose pottery wheel I hear in the morning?
00:26Yeah, I make small mugs for dolls.
00:29I actually pot on the second floor. I make ceramic bongs.
00:34Bongs?
00:34Don't worry, they're purely decorative. The glaze I use is extremely toxic.
00:39Hey look, I don't mean to be too forward, but would you maybe want to come upstairs and check out
00:46my hot kiln?
00:47I would love to.
00:49Bye Ethan, and thanks for the tiny bong. The dolls will love it.
01:04Small hot iced coffee.
01:07Oh, I'm sorry, I think this is my small hot iced coffee.
01:09Impossible, I'm the only one who orders a small hot iced coffee.
01:12Because you get cold brew concentration with the power of steam.
01:17I hope I'm not being too forward, but would you like to share this beverage with me?
01:21I would love to.
01:23I am so sorry.
01:25No, it's fine, it's my fault.
01:27Can we get another hot iced coffee?
01:29Yeah, I have one right here.
01:31How lucky.
01:32You ordered the same thing.
01:34Shit, no, I have to go. My niece is being born right now, okay?
01:37It's just, but...
01:39Before I...
01:41It's even better than I imagined.
01:43Okay, I gotta go.
01:44Do you need a ride? My hybrid convertible is right outside.
01:48Jesus dude, you're killing me.
01:50One more, okay.
01:53It's going in my memory journal.
01:55Okay.
01:57Oh, I am so sorry.
02:00I'm sorry miss, I hope I'm not being too forward, but...
02:03Do you want to adopt a dog together?
02:06Can I be one of those dogs that no one else wants?
02:09Yes.
02:10No, no, no, I have to go, I have to go.
02:16We need a breakup.
02:17We need a breakup.
02:17What?
02:22Shit.
02:26Sorry lady.
02:28I'm sorry if this is forward, but how old are you?
02:3118.
02:32I mean 40.
02:33Can you buy me cigarettes?
02:35Yes.
02:36Child!
02:37Is this woman vexing you?
02:39Now see here woman, I...
02:41Hi.
02:42Hi.
02:42I like your medal.
02:43Oh, it's plus five.
02:45Fantasy check!
02:53Someone take me to the hospital, please!
02:58The Earl of Raven's Loft is dead!
03:01Really?
03:01Bye!
03:02Taking...
03:03Uh...
03:04No?
03:04No?
03:04No!
03:04No!
03:05It's just like...
03:05No!
03:05No!
03:05No!
