00:03When you first smell that, it smells a little bit like vagina.
00:07Au De Vagina. We shall call it Au De Vage.
00:15This is my kind of thing. There's like a woody undertone happening.
00:20It makes me feel like it's midnight and it's going out on like an adventure with a dark, mysterious group
00:26of superheroes.
00:27Moths growing on rocks in that oaky forest.
00:30It looks like a really elegant, gigantic Zippo lighter.
00:34That smells like an Olsen twin. Yeah, that's a Mary-Kate.
00:38It doesn't have much odor and I feel like a doctor just put stuff on me to get my shot.
00:43It smells like the perfume you make out of a kit that your parents got you for your 11th birthday
00:49and you brought to a sleepover.
00:50Holly, loved you in Bond, loved you in Boomerang, but maybe this is not the scent for me.
00:56She's such a babe.
00:58It has like a sort of woodsy limey thing that I tend to enjoy in fragrances. I would wear this.
01:04Smells like, like herbal essences kind of, but not in a bad way. I've got the urge.
01:09All my analogies are food. It's kind of like fresh peas.
01:13Fun fact, my first fragrance was Philosophy's Falling in Love.
01:16Love swept. Philosophy. Follow your heart.
01:22I'm getting notes of cinnamon. It's like a working woman, but like that like goes out at night.
01:27Kind of smells like a cocktail maybe. Maybe a little sweaty, but in a kind of nice way.
01:31This is a combination of girly sugary sweet and like old man at the tobacco shop and they don't mix
01:39well for me.
01:40Smells like grandma's house. Kind of actually smells like grandma, actually.
01:44Who would wear this? Probably my four-year-old maybe.
01:47Baby's first perfume.
01:48So a little more high-end. What are you gonna do?
01:51This is nice. I would wear this. This is really pretty and the bottle's pretty. It would look very nice.
01:55My four-year-old is sophisticated. I think this says more about her than it does about this perfume.
02:01Oh my god. Dude, dude.
02:02It smells like fruit that's gone bad.
02:05This is like a sticky bun.
02:06Like someone like ate a lot of sugar and then peeped it up. And that's what this smells like to
02:12me.
02:12I could picture this one like one of the other ones smelling good on somebody.
02:15Weird. I love the concept of hair perfume, but I don't think I'd want my hair to smell like I
02:20just like rolled around in pancake serum.
02:23Why would someone put almond butter in their hair?
02:26Maybe you're like two days before needing dry shampoo and you just want like a little pick-me-up.
02:31Or you're like two days after dry shampoo and you're like greasemation and you need to cover up your scent.
02:35Yeah, not for me.
