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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:42Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:07Destined to burn out
01:24Hey, man. Great show, buddy. That was excellent.
01:28Uh, have you seen Fox?
01:31I left her a ticket.
01:33Of course, a true love never did run smooth, my friend.
01:37Hey, my buddy filmed our show. Let's go back to my place and watch it.
01:41I've got a math test tomorrow. Maybe I should go study?
01:46Sure, I'm not your father. Go on, boy. Celebrate. You earned it. Go on.
01:51All right. Sweet distraction.
01:57It is ratings week. The numbers we get now will determine what we can charge for commercials, which will determine
02:04who has a job next week.
02:08Gertie?
02:10Oz FM is number one. Magic 97 is in second place.
02:15Yeah!
02:17And what about AM?
02:20Uh, VOCM is in fourth place after church radio.
02:24But we're going to turn this ship around with the biggest giveaway in Newfoundland radio history.
02:32Gertie?
02:33Magic 97 is giving away a car.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:38Yes, sir.
02:40And, uh, what about VOCM, sir?
02:44The big freeze!
02:47You're giving away a deep freeze.
02:51Full of frozen meat.
03:00Dick, I think we're the ones being put on ice.
03:12Ooh, casserole. Who died?
03:14Oh, I told Fox's mother that I'd look in on her.
03:17I don't like the idea of that girl living on her own.
03:20Oh.
03:22What's all this stuff?
03:24Oh, is that something?
03:25They put Mike Jr. in the paper for the contest.
03:28Contest?
03:29Oh, I gotta go get ready.
03:31You keep your geasily big paws out of my casserole.
03:35Win a new car.
03:40Really?
03:44Today is judgment day.
03:48Remember, this exam is worth 25% of your grade.
03:55And you need math to graduate high school.
04:01What?
04:03Game on.
04:05Flip them if you got them.
04:14The only thing that was adding up was me failing.
04:17This is Mike Campbell, broadcasting live from Bartlett's Bargains, where we're giving away a brand new Chevy Impala.
04:28The rules are simple.
04:30Four people enter, and the last one to leave drives it home.
04:37And our lucky contestants are Scott Allerhead.
04:45Scott Allerhead.
04:46Wow.
04:50Terry Mullins.
04:51Get at me there.
04:52Get at me there.
04:53Wait.
04:57Ashley Cummings.
05:00And last, but certainly not least, Patrick Critch.
05:06Wait, Critch?
05:07Here.
05:08Critch.
05:08Critch.
05:09Critch, here.
05:10Critch.
05:11Hey!
05:12Yeah!
05:13Pop, you can't enter.
05:14We're related.
05:15I'm the OCM, but this is Magic 97, and you're a Campbell now, not a Critch.
05:20Look, perfectly legal.
05:22I'll sue.
05:23Pop, come on.
05:24Come on!
05:24Who wants to win a call?
05:40Dad.
05:42My solar calculator had spent years bandaged to the eternal darkness of my locker.
05:50What are you, cracked?
05:52I didn't study.
05:53Why not?
05:54You told me not to.
05:56I never told you not to.
05:58You're not going to fail, are you?
06:00Yes.
06:00I suck at math.
06:01How the hell is that even possible?
06:03You're a nerd, for the freak's sake.
06:04Well, if you helped me an hour ago, just be teaching your teacher, so teach.
06:08That's right.
06:08Just teach fast.
06:09Hang on.
06:10Just teach.
06:11Shh.
06:46I think I'm going to puke.
06:50I think I'm going to go to school.
06:52Come on.
06:54Please.
07:02Aha!
07:04Let me see that.
07:06Mais je n'ai rien fait.
07:08Ok.
07:10C'est ok, sister.
07:13Il y a tout.
07:15Il y a tout.
07:29C'est ok, j'ai eu.
07:332X plus...
07:34Mr. Lewis.
07:37Mr. Critch.
07:39My office,
07:40now.
07:49I'm very disappointed
07:51in you.
07:52I'm sorry, sister.
07:54I... Not you.
07:56Him.
07:58Kevin, you're a teacher for crazy.
08:02I'm gonna have to call your parents.
08:04Well, good luck.
08:05My parents are long dead, sister.
08:09Oh, right.
08:18Unlocked?
08:19Are you home?
08:20It was unlocked.
08:24Sweet Jesus.
08:25Put some pants on.
08:26It's fine.
08:27Ouch.
08:30Is Jennifer home?
08:32She's doing a test.
08:34Oh, that smells deadly.
08:36Well, it smells rotten in here.
08:39Oh, this is no place for a young girl to be living.
08:43Hey, my looks after her.
08:45Who looks after you?
08:48God, are you even paying the bills?
08:51Look.
08:52What if they turn the lights off?
08:54That is private.
08:58You have been randomly selected to take part in the Nielsen radio ratings.
09:03What's that mean?
09:04Mike would know.
09:06Says here they'll pay you $30.
09:0830 bucks.
09:09Let yourself out, all right?
09:11And tell Fox not to eat all that macaroni.
09:14Cass-a-roll.
09:17We are officially on hour three of Magic 97's living to win.
09:23And all four of our contestants are still in the car.
09:26It's a fancy car.
09:32Almost like a spaceship.
09:37You ever hear about Apollo 1?
09:411967.
09:42They cut corners.
09:44Used pure oxygen.
09:47Highly flammable.
09:50A devil's bargain.
09:55They couldn't open the hatch from the inside.
09:59So...
10:00When something sparked...
10:05They couldn't get out.
10:08The fire was bright white.
10:11Like the surface of the moon.
10:14Those boys would never see.
10:27And then there were three.
10:30Well, one of you guys wanna jump up front?
10:34Mike.
10:35There's some skeet here to see you.
10:37I tried to get rid of him, buddy.
10:38Mr. Critch?
10:39I got something you ever wanna see?
10:42Uh, that'll be all, Gertie.
10:45Huh.
10:46Rating book.
10:47Not many of these around.
10:49I don't know what to do with it.
10:50Oh, it's simple.
10:51Look, you just fill in the date and whatever station you're listening to.
10:54Nothing to it.
10:55I sell it to you for 40 bucks.
10:57You can put whatever you want in there.
11:00No, no, no.
11:01That wouldn't be right.
11:01See, if I filled out, I could boost our ratings.
11:04Excuse me.
11:05Money problems?
11:06Lost your job?
11:07Call us before you lose your home.
11:08At Credit Solutions.
11:11How about a trade?
11:12I'll take this and you can help yourself to whatever's in that freezer out there.
11:17Deadly?
11:32Jason?
11:35He had to step out, so I figured you could use a home cooked meal.
11:39Oh.
11:42Well, sit down, girl.
11:43You must be starved.
11:49So, my mom, are you up to this?
11:51No.
11:53Girls helping girls is all.
12:01This is so good.
12:03This is great.
12:03Wow.
12:06Well, you know that you're welcome for supper up at the house any time.
12:11Yeah, I don't think Mark would like that.
12:13Why not?
12:17You know we broke up, right?
12:20What?
12:22He never told you?
12:26No, he did not.
12:29On hour six of Live In To Win, how long will these contestants last?
12:35Don't touch that dial.
12:36Oh, God.
12:41Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh, God.
12:46My pills.
12:47Get my pills.
12:48They're in my jacket.
12:49They're on that chair.
12:50Oh, God.
12:52Oh, God.
12:52Another contestant has exited the car.
12:54Only two remain on Magic 97.
12:57Hmm.
12:58You're good.
12:59Well, not my first rodeo.
13:03You know, you may as well get out now and just save yourself the trouble.
13:07And I should warn you.
13:10I've been eating beans.
13:12Okay.
13:13Okay, no need for violence.
13:17I was missing my little girl anyways.
13:20Hmm.
13:22What?
13:23Is that hers?
13:23Yeah.
13:25She wanted me to take it for luck.
13:30Well, she's with her dad though, right?
13:32You know?
13:33No idea where he is.
13:36It's just me and her.
13:48Better listening, VOCM.
13:50Are you calling about the freezer full of meat?
13:51I most certainly am not.
13:53Mr. Critch, this is Sister Rose.
13:56Uh, yes, Sister.
13:56Sorry, Sister.
13:57I wanted you to know that I caught your son cheating today.
14:02Cheating, Sister?
14:04Yes.
14:05I expected more from him.
14:07I know you were a pillar of the community, Mr. Critch,
14:10and a man of exemplary character.
14:12I can only assume he learned this from his grandfather.
14:16Yes, well, cheating is bad.
14:19He who makes his ways crooked will be found out.
14:24Proverbs 10, 9.
14:26Amen.
14:27I'm sorry, Sister.
14:28I'll talk to Mark.
14:44All right, it's time for some improv.
14:46Uh, does anyone have any suggestions?
14:48Uh, bring up the house lights.
15:00Enjoy your car.
15:02Wait, wait, wait.
15:04So what would have been your plans had you won the car?
15:10It's 10 o'clock some nights before it gets off work.
15:13Then I gotta take the bus to get my little girl to my mom's.
15:16If I had a car, I could get her to bed before midnight.
15:22Oh, for Christ's sake.
15:26Ah.
15:36Pop, the car.
15:38I can't win a car.
15:40We're related.
15:41I just wanted somewhere nice to sit.
15:45Thanks, Pop.
15:49We have a winner!
15:51Now, tell me this.
15:52What are you gonna do with your brand new car?
15:54I'm gonna sell it.
15:55Me and my boyfriend are gonna use the money to take a trip to Florida?
15:58Maybe you did it!
15:59What?
16:00Jeez.
16:02Well, that's something sweet.
16:11Well played.
16:18So I hear we've got a big winner?
16:20The fella that won says it's a bit of a rip-off because the freezer's only half full of meat.
16:25He's pretty mad.
16:26Is he?
16:27Well, take the big freezer, swap it out for a little one, see what he says then.
16:31Hmm?
16:31Yes, sir.
16:38What's this?
16:40Oh, um, that's a Nielsen book.
16:43They're gold.
16:44Who tore it up?
16:45I did, sir.
16:49We could've bumped up all our weak spots.
16:51Yes, sir, but that would've been wrong.
16:54Who would've known?
16:56I would've.
16:59Do you ever think about retirement, Mike?
17:02Because maybe you should.
17:09I'm sorry I cheated on the exam.
17:12Cheated?
17:13Well, that's news to me.
17:15Oh.
17:17Then maybe I didn't?
17:20I think you've told enough jokes for one night, Buster.
17:26So why are you here then?
17:28You didn't tell me that you and Fox broke up.
17:31You saw her?
17:33What did she say?
17:35That you hurt her some bad.
17:40Keeping secrets.
17:43It used to be pretty tight, you and me.
17:45I'm not the only one keeping secrets.
17:48Well, what's that supposed to mean?
17:50I'm not an idiot.
17:52Something's going on.
17:53It feels like you're the ones putting on a play, pretending like whatever's happening isn't-
17:57Don't you try and turn this on me.
17:58Mom, you wanted to talk.
18:01So talk.
18:04I'm not a kid anymore.
18:12We have to move.
18:15They're tearing down the house.
18:20Where are we going?
18:24I don't have a clue.
18:28God, I never said that out loud, not even to your father.
18:39Next time, maybe you could lie just a little bit.
18:50Your show was really good.
18:53I was too crooked to laugh, but you got me a few times.
19:00I put all my time into this show.
19:03And now I failed math.
19:09I couldn't get into theater school even if I had the money.
19:12I'm so stunned, Mom.
19:14It's always.
19:18You know what?
19:21Me and your father.
19:23We have always tried to do the right thing.
19:27Play by the rules.
19:30Where'd that get us?
19:33Broken homeless.
19:38You gotta go follow your dream, honey.
19:43I know more secrets, okay?
19:47Deal.
20:00You know the whole fox thing.
20:04Yeah, Mom.
20:08It really hurts.
20:13I know.
20:17Some things hurt forever.
20:19I know.
20:21They say what others don't know won't hurt them.
20:28That's not true.
20:30Lies spread quickly.
20:32The truth spreads slower.
20:34But it lasts longer.
20:39Sometimes we lie to ourselves.
20:41And that can be the biggest burden of all.
20:44Mom.
20:45I wanna come home.
20:48Still, the truth can be hard to accept.
21:00It's hard to earn back trust.
21:07But if you're lucky enough to get a second chance,
21:17The best thing you can do is not ever need a third.
21:40I can't think is such an important story.
21:42And that'd it be easier,
21:42And now I've seen it.
21:43It's a good idea,