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00:00Here you go, sir.
00:02This can't be yours. Please step aside.
00:05What do you mean, step aside?
00:06Um, it doesn't match what I'd expect to see from you.
00:11Meaning what, exactly?
00:13Well, first class is first class. I just need to verify a few things.
00:20Okay. Well, go ahead and look at your computer. Everything should match.
00:25Give me a moment.
00:26Excuse me, why are you holding her up like this?
00:29Mind your own business, ma'am?
00:31He's probably right to check. You never know if he's trying to sneak in first class.
00:34Excuse me? You don't know nothing about me.
00:38I know enough.
00:40Oh, do you, though?
00:41I know what I see.
00:42And what exactly do you see besides my beauty?
00:45Someone who probably got lucky with an upgrade.
00:50Where did you get this?
00:52I purchased it. Like everybody else does. I mean, you already confirmed that. You could see I bought it.
00:58Uh, the ticket. It may have been transferred illegally. So please step aside while I check the system again.
01:07Oh, come on. Transferred illegally? No, I'm not stepping aside.
01:12Better safe than sorry. Wait here. Okay, next.
01:16Okay, wait, hold on. Wait, why is she still being? Stop, Brian. Brian, stop. Why is she still being questioned?
01:23And you were going to let us through without even looking at her ticket?
01:26Just doing my job.
01:27She's doing his job.
01:29It does not look like you're doing your job from where I'm standing.
01:31Oh, fine. Let's just get this over with.
01:34I am the senior executive at this airline and one of the company's most important corporate clients.
01:41I was only following security procedures.
01:44You were not following security procedures.
01:46Because legitimate security procedures, these checks don't involve assuming someone's ticket is fake because of how they look.
01:55You're fired. Effective immediately. You can leave your station right now.
02:00Oh, hey, glad we're done with all that. Time to board now, then?
02:03Oh, God.
02:04Mm-mm. Not so fast.
02:07Not you.
02:08Excuse me?
02:09After your comments, after you watching and supporting Mr. Higgins back here, you are not boarding my flight.
02:18Mm-mm.
02:19Yeah, you're going to hear from my lawyers.
02:21Okay, let's go.
02:23You know what? No, I'm not leaving.
02:27Fine. Good luck getting home.
02:29Yeah, get lost.
02:34Hey, I am so sorry I couldn't do anything more sooner.
02:40As a small token of my appreciation, if you're open to it, I'd like to upgrade your ticket to first
02:45class.
02:46Really? Yeah, thank you.
02:49Safe travels, okay? And thank you again.
02:52Thank you. Have a good day.
02:54You too.
02:55You too.

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