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00:00Hey! Hey! That's my parking spot. I was here first.
00:04Um, I'm sorry, man, but the spot was empty when I got here, and I parked first.
00:09You think you can take whatever you want? I was clearly waiting for that spot.
00:13I'm sorry, but I didn't see you. The spot was open, so I took it. Have a good day.
00:18No, look, you listen to me, okay? I've been circling the lot for ten minutes. That parking spot is mine.
00:23I understand you're frustrated, okay? But there's nothing I can do.
00:27I parked here fair and square.
00:30Oh, really? Fair and square? So you could just swoop in and take a parking spot that wasn't yours?
00:35Ma'am, it's a parking spot, okay? There are other spots open if you keep looking.
00:39Other spots? Where? Are you blind? I mean, this is the last spot. You go find another spot.
00:44I'm not blind. That's how I found a spot. But I'm sure if you drive around, you'll find another spot.
00:48This isn't worth getting so upset about.
00:50You don't get to tell me how I feel. This is the principle, okay? I was here first.
00:54The principle? Over a parking spot?
00:58Look, I'm just trying to go about my day. Can we just let this go?
01:01Let this go? Are you kidding me? You know, it's people like you that think you can get away with
01:05whatever you want.
01:06People like you? I'm not trying to get away with anything. I park legally. I'm not moving my car.
01:11You know what? Fine, okay? Enjoy your little victory, but don't think this is over.
01:15Ma'am, I don't want a victory. I just need to run into the store. I just wanted to park
01:18my car and go about my life.
01:19You know what? People like you are the reason this world is such a mess.
01:22Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Have a good day. Take care.
01:29Um, excuse me, ma'am? Yeah, this is a handicapped spot. I, uh, I need to park right there.
01:36Oh, great. Okay, now what?
01:37I have a disability and I need this spot. Could you please move your car?
01:42And where do you suggest that I park? There are no other parking spots here.
01:45I understand that it's frustrating, but there are other places you can park. I mean, this spot is specifically for
01:52people with disabilities.
01:53And how do I know that you're not just trying to take advantage of me? You probably just don't want
01:56to walk the extra distance.
01:57Oh, I assure you my condition is real.
02:00You know what? This is all because that guy over there, okay? He took my spot and now I'm stuck
02:04here. Fine, okay? I'll move.
02:06But first, I'm going to teach that guy a lesson.
02:08What?
02:10Ma'am. Ma'am.
02:16I'm going to teach this idiot a lesson.
02:20Hey, what are you... Stop that. What are you doing? You can't do that.
02:25Are you kidding me? This is all his fault. He deserves this.
02:28No, please stop, okay? You're just making things worse.
02:31Ma'am, you're stuck away from my car. What are you doing?
02:34This is all your fault. You took my spot.
02:36What? It's my fault? Ma'am, I parked here legally. I told you we're not here. I parked here fair
02:40and square.
02:41I don't care. Look, this is what you deserve.
02:44No, I don't care. You know what? You're under arrest.
02:47You can't arrest me.
02:48Oh, yes, I can. I'm Officer Daniels, baby.
02:49And you're under arrest for vandalizing my car, and you're getting a nice ticket for parking in this handicapped parking
02:55spot.
02:55You don't know who needed this spot.
02:57Yeah, okay.
02:58Thank you, Officer.

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