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00:00Hey, just get the fuck away from me, you stupid fucking wetback Mexican.
00:05You have a good day too, sir.
00:06Fuck you. Get the hell away from me.
00:11This is a government building. You're not allowed to be filming here.
00:13Yeah, it's against the law to film on a government building.
00:15It is not.
00:16It is.
00:16No, it's not.
00:17Have you talked to the post office? Get the hell out of here.
00:20No, thank you.
00:21It's against the law to film it up.
00:22Get the hell out of here.
00:23No, thank you.
00:23I'm going to call the police because it is against the law.
00:25This is a government building. Get the hell out of here.
00:28My car got broke into right here.
00:30Get the hell out of here.
00:31No, thanks.
00:32There's no cameras because it's against the law.
00:34No, thank you. No, thank you.
00:36I'm calling the police.
00:37Hurry up. Come on, guys. You're holding up traffic back here.
00:40I'm not a vehicle, miss.
00:43Get the hell out of here.
00:45No, thank you. You go about your day, sir.
00:47You go about yours.
00:49I am, sir. This is my job, sir.
00:51This is your job. This is your job. Who sent you here?
00:55Who sent you here?
00:56Sir, please move along.
00:58Who sent you here?
00:58Don't embarrass yourself. Please, sir.
01:01I'm not embarrassed at all.
01:03Get the hell out of here.
01:04No, thank you. You have a good day.
01:06Leave here.
01:06No.
01:07Who gave you this job to do?
01:09It's illegal to film it.
01:10No, it's not, sir. Look it up.
01:11This is a government building.
01:12Come on, guys. Come on. Move along.
01:14You guys are holding up traffic.
01:15They're not even allowed to have a security camera here.
01:17Who sent you?
01:17Pardon?
01:18Is this where you're parked so I can move so you can leave?
01:21No. You're the one who needs to leave.
01:23Okay, then.
01:24You're the one who needs to leave.
01:26You're the one who needs to leave.
01:28No, thank you.
01:29You're the one who needs to leave.
01:30No, thank you.
01:33No, exactly.
01:34This federal building, he does not have the right to.
01:37Sir, sir, don't talk to her like that.
01:38Don't talk to her like that, okay?
01:39He does not have the right.
01:40He doesn't have the right they should probably leave.
01:41And until you become federal marshal, maybe you should go on, too.
01:46Okay.
01:46Yes, thank you, sir.
01:47Rachel, please go ask the postmaster.
01:50That's fine.
01:51I've been here before, okay?
01:52I did an audit right here before.
01:53What about your business to let him be in one?
01:55Thank you, sir.
01:55And I'm demanding my right to privacy.
01:59I'm a citizen and I have my rights to privacy as granted by this building.
02:04Sir, there's been updates in law, okay?
02:05You need to educate yourself.
02:07When were these updates?
02:07Last week?
02:082010.
02:09No, okay, not, well, less than, less than.
02:13Let it ride.
02:14Just let it ride, bro.
02:15Yes.
02:16Let it ride.
02:16This man is educated, okay?
02:17Tell me what your business is.
02:19You don't need to know that.
02:20You don't need to know that, sir.
02:21Yes, I did.
02:21He's not asking yours.
02:22Yes.
02:23Okay, then I've got just as much right to argue with him as he has.
02:26I don't want to argue with you, sir.
02:27Go about your business.
02:28Just, sir.
02:29Mind your own business.
02:31These three people here are educated, okay?
02:33You might want to go inside your vehicle before you make yourself more dumb.
02:36The rest of us aren't.
02:37No, the rest of you are very nervous.
02:38Yes.
02:39Just go about your business.
02:40Because, because we demand.
02:42What do you got something to hide?
02:43What do you got something to hide, huh?
02:45You got something in that car?
02:46I should let the cops know about?
02:48Because I.
02:49Watch out, guys.
02:50Watch out, man.
02:51Let them look out.
02:51Oh, for sure, bro.
02:52I got to go.
02:53So, move.
02:53Go ahead.
02:54Go ahead.
02:55I'm not blocking you, dummy.
02:56Both of you guys have a good day.
02:58Do not call the smart man a dummy.
02:59You're a dummy.
03:00Did you just call me a dummy?
03:02Did you just call me a dummy?
03:04Hey.
03:05Yes, I did.
03:06Get the fuck out of here.
03:07You're going to have trouble now.
03:08Wait, wait.
03:09You're doing the same thing I was doing.
03:11Get out of here now.
03:12Exactly.
03:12I'm not going anywhere.
03:13You got in my shit now, buddy.
03:14No, you're in mine.
03:15Yeah.
03:15And I'm going to get back in it, too.
03:17Assault.
03:17What are you going to do about it?
03:19Assault.
03:19Assault.
03:19You going to show that to me?
03:21Assaulted threats right there?
03:23I have since been informed that you have the right to do this.
03:26Go ahead and do it.
03:27Do it every day for all we care.
03:29But he's causing a scene is what he's doing.
03:32He's causing other people to assault each other.
03:35And I understand that.
03:36Below the...
03:37What?
03:38How do you not film people's heads?
03:40He's aiming it at my face.
03:41Let me...
03:42May I...
03:43I try to de-escalate this.
03:45See what I mean?
03:45Fine.
03:46Then tell me who sent you.
03:47I try to explain to him...
03:48De-escalate by telling me who sent you.
03:50What I'm doing is perfectly legal.
03:51The cops are going to come down here.
03:53They're going to tell this man here that what I'm doing is perfectly legal.
03:57And what he's doing...
03:58Evident...
03:58She already has.
03:59She already has told me that what you're doing is legal.
04:02What he's...
04:02You guys are dismissed.
04:03Both of you are dismissed.
04:05He's not allowed to.
04:06He might know more than I do.
04:08Okay.
04:10Well...
04:10I...
04:11I...
04:11Don't dismiss me.
04:12You're just dismissed, sir.
04:14Please.
04:15No, he did.
04:15Okay.
04:16He had a worthless minimum wage.
04:17Was somebody...
04:18He just wanted to enforce the law.
04:19Over what?
04:20What happened?
04:21He's an activist.
04:22You don't have permission to look at my license plate either.
04:26So what's the point of that?
04:27What's the point of that?
04:28Did you call the cops?
04:29I've called the police because he stopped...
04:31He just videotaped our license plate.
04:34He could be a stalker.
04:36And I'm calling the police again because you do not have permission to videotape my license.
04:42You do not have permission to look to videotape my license plate.
04:46Can you say that one more time?
04:46I'm calling the police again.
04:48You need to watch the movie Paparazzi because that's what he's doing.
04:54Joe, I'm calling the police again.
04:56Joe.
04:57Joe, I'm calling the police again.
05:01Rachel.
05:02No, I'm...
05:02Joe and Rachel.
05:03We got names.
05:04And you do not have my permission to put me on any...
05:06I just got it.
05:07Joe and Rachel.
05:08We got Joe here.
05:09Yeah.
05:10And then we got Rachel.
05:11Hey, hey, hey.
05:12Enjoy.
05:13First Amendment what again?
05:15Audit.
05:16First Amendment audit.
05:16There's somebody harassing everybody that's going in and he's videotaping.
05:19No, he's not harassing.
05:20Yes, he's harassing.
05:21We're asking him to leave.
05:22You guys aren't going to stay for the cops to educate you both?
05:25You have to work.
05:25I have a real job.
05:27He works in a hospital saving lives, which is much more important.
05:30Or maybe...
05:32Informing, enforcing laws that no one knows about.
05:34Well, you guys have a great day and thank you for the video, okay?
05:44See you later, Joe and Rachel.
05:57I need your name.
06:01Excuse me?
06:01I need your name.
06:03You're not going to get my name.
06:04Why?
06:04What you're doing is illegal.
06:06What I said over there was illegal.
06:08Reason why?
06:09You have no consent.
06:09I don't need consent, sir.
06:10Yes, you do.
06:11No, I do not.
06:12Look up the law, dude.
06:12I just looked it up.
06:16So I'm going to take a picture of you.
06:17I'm going to identify you anyways.
06:19That's fine, sir.
06:19And I'm going to see the fuck out of you, okay?
06:21That's fine.
06:23Got that?
06:24Perfect.
06:26I'll find out who you are.
06:27Alrighty.
06:28Have a nice one, man.
06:29You as well?
06:31I'll get you Terry Wood if you want to.
06:33You can put that on.
06:33Terry Wood?
06:34Alrighty, Terry Wood.
06:35Look it up.
06:36Are you working for the U.S. Marine, sir?
06:38Why?
06:38Do I look like a Marine?
06:40Uh, yeah.
06:41Maybe a retired one.
06:43Get that out of my face.
06:44No, thanks.
06:44It's on the back, dude.
06:45All right, got you.
06:46Shouldn't you have one on the front?
06:51How you doing, sir?
06:51I'm out of mind.
06:52I love you.
06:53Okay.
06:53Bye.
06:54Bye.
06:54Bye.