00:30Because none of you turned out to be the kind of person I wanted you to be.
00:33You became a singer.
00:38You're a good-for-nothing.
00:44You're a gambler.
00:50You've become one of those mischievous kids they call "yippü".
01:02However, I have a nephew living in Istanbul who shares my blood.
01:08If you find him for me, I'll leave something for you too.
01:12I don't know his name or anything about him.
01:15I only know that she has a mole under her ear.
01:19If you don't find him...
01:21...as per my will...
01:23...I decided to leave all my wealth to charitable societies.
01:28Good luck!
01:35What are we going to do now?
01:37I don't know, I don't understand these things.
01:40What do you say, Mine?
01:42There's nothing to be done.
01:57Thank you for watching.
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02:44Thank you for watching.
02:45I'm going to the toilet.
02:48How many is this now?
02:48The meat I had last night was probably goat meat.
02:50Go on, go.
02:57Gee!
02:58Look at that dive!
02:59Send me on every mission.
03:00You do some work too, brother.
03:18Hello!
03:18Master?
03:19Yes, it's me.
03:20To where?
03:21Is your house on fire?
03:22I'm leaving right away.
03:27Walk on, let the air rise!
03:39Chocolate!
03:40Chocolate, my love!
03:43Kulata, my love, I will love you more and more as I love you.
03:48Come, my horse, I am the grandmother of my sons, that is my only wish.
03:53Lay my grandfather down. This fellow, grandpa, is going to go after women one day, he'll give his life, his life!
04:01This guy is crazy!
04:03Haha, I'm writing this down, this guy is a sex maniac!
04:06Is this even a job?
04:08Hey, welcome boss!
04:10Did you think I was a fool?
04:11Damn!
04:12Where is that dog?
04:13There, here, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there!
04:19Get out, get out!
04:21We were fired again in less than a month.
04:24It's all your fault.
04:26You're a grown man, and you still can't control your urges.
04:29Shame on you!
04:30You're a man, so aren't we men too?
04:32Our friendship ends here.
04:34Do you think about nothing but women?
04:37From now on, there will be no more women.
04:39Promise?
04:39I promise!
04:40Done!
04:45Hey!
04:46Allah!
04:49Greetings to you, my queen!
04:52My heart's queen!
04:55Yes, sir!
04:56Yes, sir!
04:56Give me the order, and I will kneel before you!
04:58Look at me!
04:59If you don't run away, then spit in my face!
05:02Yes, I'm leaving!
05:04But because of this!
05:05Look at this beauty!
05:07Oh damn!
05:08Huh!
05:08Huh!
05:10I say, the world is one thing, I'm on Mine's side!
05:13What would he do with you, you idiot?
05:16What should he do?
05:18Huh!
05:18That's right!
05:19I'm neither fit to be a village nor a town!
05:22No way!
05:23We're going by the father's name!
05:25To where?
05:27Tonight we're going to the nightclub to listen to Mine!
05:30Great!
05:31We only have a few pennies in our pockets, are we going to spend that on Mine too?
05:34I have no intention of starving to death tomorrow or the day after!
05:37Let's just die!
05:38It's an honor to die for him!
05:40Walk!
05:41Get lost!
05:49Don't forget! Let's stop by the florist's on the way!
05:51What kind of florist?
05:52To take away!
05:53To who?
05:54To who?
05:55To whom?
05:57Damn it, Mine! Damn it, Mine!
05:58Wow! One of our flowers has appeared!
06:00Do you know what you call someone like you?
06:02He doesn't even have buttermilk to drink, but he'll still use a sedan chair!
06:05Cheers!
06:06Let's have a basket made like this!
06:08This size!
06:09No, no, like this!
06:10This size is a triple!
06:11Or let's have a basket made of five!
06:13Oh my god!
06:14A basket of five!
06:15Let's spend some money, damn it!
06:17Exactly thirty-five liras!
06:18Thirty-five bucks!
06:20What do you say about Kartada?
06:21Let us write with the deepest, most profound love!
06:24So!
06:24No signature!
06:26You're a fan!
06:26Oh no!
06:28Isn't that great?
06:29Look at that basket!
06:30Look at those flowers!
06:31Ufana mah maşallah!
06:33You're absolutely crazy!
06:35You're crazy!
06:36And a madman in chains!
06:38That's the song you're talking about, son!
06:40Oh, my heart!
06:41Honestly, you're crazy, crazy, crazy!
06:44Come on, let's go!
06:45Look at me!
06:45No flowers whatsoever!
06:46Walk!
06:48Stone cart!
06:50Tonight is our night!
06:53This whole night is ours!
07:04Brother, would you mind giving this to Ms. Mini?
07:07Watch out!
07:08Thirty-five beds!
07:09Am I going to take him?
07:10What are we supposed to do?
07:11Our night is perfect for this, mom!
07:12Hanki!
07:20Here you go, sir!
07:32Hungry!
07:33Hungry!
07:33Damn it!
07:34Drink poison!
07:35Thanks!
07:37Get rid of this!
07:38Hop!
07:39Remove this, don't spoil your mood!
07:41Let it be fancy!
07:42Here you go!
07:49Enjoy!
07:50Thank!
07:52You only live once, son!
07:54Let us at least have a laugh for one day!
07:57We are human beings too, everyone's heart is precious, but are ours just worthless?
08:01Come on, let's go to Mine!
08:02Distinguished guests, now, in front of you, the one and only star of our stage, Mine Mutlu!
08:31Music