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İflas eden bir fabrikatörün, maddi durumunu kurtarmak için kızı Mine'yi köydeki zengin beşik kertiği Vakkas Ağa ile evlendirme çabasını ve sonrasında gelişen komik olayları anlatır. (Kemal Sunal'ın Sosyete Şaban filminin 90'lardaki yeniden çevrimidir.)
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00:00:01Unfortunately, in this situation, the factory has to be closed.
00:00:04Look at this balance sheet.
00:00:06We can't afford to endure this any longer.
00:00:08Yes, we need at least 100 billion.
00:00:11If we find this 100 billion, will our situation improve, Mr. Director?
00:00:16Now, if we can use this money to upgrade the machinery and produce high-quality goods, we can regain control of the market.
00:00:22How much time do we need to find this 100 billion?
00:00:26Five weeks. A maximum of 15 days.
00:00:28If we close the factory, it means the end for all of us.
00:00:34You're right, sir.
00:00:36I'll try to find this money.
00:00:38The meeting is over, gentlemen.
00:00:48Dad, I bought you a tie from Paris. You'll love it when you see it.
00:00:52Thank you. Your arrival is the best gift for me.
00:00:55My beautiful daughter.
00:00:57But unfortunately, I can't stay long.
00:00:59Why is that?
00:01:00I need to be in Geneva by Thursday.
00:01:02Really?
00:01:03Tell me, what's going on in Geneva?
00:01:05There's a wedding of the year.
00:01:06Really?
00:01:08Come on, let's go, my dear.
00:01:10We'll talk about these things at home.
00:01:30Do you have any other orders?
00:01:32No, not your daughter. Thank you.
00:01:34Thank you.
00:01:41You're not eating or drinking anything, sir.
00:01:45I have no appetite.
00:01:46You have a problem.
00:01:48Tell me.
00:01:50Disaster.
00:01:52I'm on the verge of bankruptcy. I urgently need to find money.
00:01:54How much?
00:01:55One hundred billion.
00:01:57One hundred billion? Are you out of your mind, sir?
00:01:59Yes.
00:02:01Otherwise, they'll take the factory from us.
00:02:03This factory has already consumed everything we had.
00:02:07Please don't you start either.
00:02:09What happened, happened.
00:02:11We don't have a single penny left.
00:02:13Dad, what are you saying?
00:02:15My daughter, were you here?
00:02:17I unintentionally overheard your conversation.
00:02:22Isn't there a solution, Dad?
00:02:24I'm thinking the same thing.
00:02:26I'm about to go crazy, son.
00:02:28I absolutely have to find a solution.
00:02:31So what are you planning to do?
00:02:33I don't know.
00:02:34But don't worry.
00:02:36My father will definitely find a solution.
00:02:38Is there anything I can do?
00:02:41What could possibly happen, my beautiful daughter?
00:02:44Things will get better in time.
00:02:50Oh my God.
00:02:52What is happening to us?
00:02:54It was exactly the time when our daughter had reached marriageable age.
00:02:57Yes.
00:02:58It was time to get married.
00:03:01Yeah.
00:03:03I found.
00:03:05Only a stork can save us from this trouble.
00:03:08Vakkaz?
00:03:09Did I forget, madam?
00:03:11Our daughter's childhood sweetheart.
00:03:13Is Hanneshu the son of your deceased friend?
00:03:16Yes.
00:03:17My fellow countryman.
00:03:17Vakkaz is the son of my late childhood friend Abbas.
00:03:21So what are you planning to do?
00:03:23Vakkaz is now a billionaire.
00:03:26He owns thousands of acres of land.
00:03:28He writes letters at every opportunity.
00:03:29My childhood sweetheart keeps saying, "Uncle, I wish we could meet."
00:03:34Otherwise, he says he'll run away to my chicken.
00:03:37I'm leaving tomorrow to pick up the girl and go to Vakkaz.
00:03:40So what then?
00:03:41We have no choice but to marry our daughter to Vakkaz.
00:03:46I wonder if that would be right?
00:03:49We don't have time to think about whether it's right or wrong.
00:04:04I want to reshoot it.
00:04:07Abbas oğlu Vakkaz farm, Mersin.
00:04:11My son is Vakkaz.
00:04:12On Wednesday...
00:04:14...my daughter and I are coming to visit with the family.
00:04:17I kiss your eyes.
00:04:18Uncle Osman.
00:04:22May God grant us a good end.
00:04:26A landowner.
00:04:28He's a real pious man, God knows.
00:04:31That's what you call a state bird, my daughter.
00:04:33We did such a good thing by betrothing you both before you were even born.
00:04:37I guess I should just sit here and milk the cows like the villagers,
00:04:40You don't expect me to burn cow dung or do any farming, do you?
00:04:43How could such a thing happen, my daughter?
00:04:44Just get married first.
00:04:45You move to Istanbul.
00:04:46I'm scared, Dad.
00:04:48I think this is going to end badly.
00:04:50My dear daughter Nazlı.
00:04:52It's easy to bring a peasant man into line.
00:04:55Use your brains, the rest will be easy.
00:05:08Hey driver, move aside! I've been honking for two hours, are you deaf?
00:05:12Did you explode, bird?
00:05:14Are you delivering something to the tannery?
00:05:15Pull over a little to the right so we can pass.
00:05:19My dear, how did you survive for nine months in your mother's blood?
00:05:23Gee.
00:05:24I said, "Make way, for God's sake..."
00:05:28No, I'm the most polite of them all.
00:05:32How are you, Lady Şevli Tango?
00:05:35Touch.
00:05:36Okay, I'm moving to the right.
00:05:38Touch.
00:05:46What will become of us?
00:05:49Come here.
00:05:51"Oh, please," he said to me.
00:05:52He's quite polite himself, actually.
00:06:16Bayrit.
00:06:18Who did you call?
00:06:19Isn't this Vakkas Bey's farm?
00:06:21Yes sir.
00:06:22We are from Istanbul, we are their guests.
00:06:24Welcome.
00:06:25Thank you.
00:06:26Vakkas Ah has gone out for a walk; come back shortly.
00:06:30Welcome!
00:06:31Welcome back, it's been about 30 years since we last met.
00:06:34What wind brought you here?
00:06:36We came for a good cause.
00:06:37Let me introduce you to my daughter, Lale.
00:06:39Oh, I understand now, Vakkas Ah's cradle has arrived!
00:06:42Welcome, come in.
00:06:44Welcome, bride.
00:06:48We notified you of our arrival by mail, didn't you receive it?
00:06:51No, honestly, we didn't get our hands on it.
00:06:53Otherwise, Vakkas Ah wouldn't have been able to get it from here.
00:06:56Please, take a rest.
00:06:57Hilmi, show me the way.
00:07:00Of course, of course, please come in, sir.
00:07:02Come on, girl.
00:07:02Please, please.
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:09Come on, come on.
00:07:13Bosta.
00:07:18There's a telegram for Bakkas Ah from Istanbul, Steward.
00:07:23You're amazing!
00:07:24How did this happen so quickly?
00:07:27We are fast postal service.
00:07:29We arrive before the birds fly by.
00:07:33Where was he/she?
00:07:34Ah, here it is.
00:07:47But the guest who sent the telegram, the telegrams...
00:07:50Sure, sure, please sign here for us, Ahmet.
00:07:52Okay, okay.
00:07:53Here you go.
00:07:57Here you go, sir.
00:07:58Here you go, sir.
00:07:58Thanks.
00:07:59Here you go, sir.
00:08:03Here you go, sir.
00:08:04Dad, I felt like I was in a Native American tent.
00:08:07Do these people always sit in places like this?
00:08:09You were very comfortable, my daughter.
00:08:11They jumped in victorious, you get used to it.
00:08:12Are you at least comfortable?
00:08:14Do you have any orders, Osman Bek?
00:08:16No, no, thank you.
00:08:17We are very comfortable.
00:08:18We have just received your telegram.
00:08:20If we had known, we would have met you.
00:08:23Vakkasam will be very upset when he hears this.
00:08:25If he had known, he would have met with them.
00:08:27No problem, we'll wait, Kaya.
00:08:30We're not in a hurry, are we, my daughter?
00:08:46Dad, I'm bored.
00:08:47I want to go for a walk.
00:08:48Of course, my daughter, whatever you want.
00:08:51Would it be right if you did it alone?
00:08:53I don't know.
00:08:54From where?
00:08:55Are there cannibals around?
00:08:57No, that's not what I meant.
00:08:59Our farm is very large.
00:09:01Maybe some animal will appear in front of you and you'll be scared.
00:09:04Just give me a rifle.
00:09:07Oh, what are you going to do with the rifle, my daughter?
00:09:09Maybe I'll find some game, and I'll have some fun.
00:09:12What do you say, Osman Bek?
00:09:14Should we hand over the weapon?
00:09:15I don't know, she's a girl of her time.
00:09:17Perhaps he learned this in America as well.
00:09:19Just give it to me.
00:09:21Come on.
00:09:22Come on.
00:09:24Come on.
00:09:26Come on.
00:09:27Come on.
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:53Come on, don't worry.
00:09:55Come on, but Tschok.
00:09:59Let's talk about the story of me and El Dan.
00:10:02Come on now, zwarticityna...
00:10:09watched
00:38:46M.K.
00:40:46Don't get up!
00:40:48No way!
00:40:49We will check into a large hotel in Istanbul and begin our press campaign.
00:40:54Billionaire Süleyman Bey is coming to our country to invest.
00:40:59God willing, we'll make investments and pave roads too.
00:41:03I just want to meet Ms. Şulale.
00:41:06Don't worry, I'll take care of that.
00:41:10You will also be returning to Istanbul by plane from Europe in 15 days.
00:41:14I will be watching you from a distance.
00:41:17Don't worry at all.
00:41:20I'm not really curious, I just said it casually.
00:41:25Leave a comment.
00:41:26The last time.
00:41:29Leave a comment.
00:41:32Thank you, much appreciated.
00:41:33Thank you.
00:41:35Thank you very much.
00:41:38Thank you.
00:41:44How much was it for you, I wonder?
00:41:47Mr. Suleyman is nearby.
00:41:51Mr. Suleyman!
00:41:52Everyone is from heaven!
00:41:53What was I supposed to do now?
00:41:54A real investment!
00:41:56We're building it now!
00:41:58We're building it now!
00:42:00We're making it new.
00:42:01We're building it now!
00:42:02We're building it now!
00:42:03We're building it now!
00:42:05We're building it now!
00:42:07We're building it now!
00:42:10We're building it now!
00:42:20Thank you for watching.
00:43:10Thank you for watching.
00:43:41Thank you for watching.
00:43:50Thank you for watching.
00:44:22Thank you for watching.
00:44:41That's right, boss.
00:44:43Becoming partners with Osman Bey will give you more opportunities to see Lale Hanım.
00:44:47How did I even think of that?
00:44:50Yes, sir.
00:44:51So, how is Lale doing?
00:44:54Your son is keeping his marriage a secret from everyone.
00:44:56He's traveling, having fun, enjoying himself to the fullest.
00:44:58I'll break her legs, boss.
00:45:00Is this woman saying she's not married to me?
00:45:03Please don't use the words "wife" or "she" again.
00:45:07Why?
00:45:08Is it a foreign word?
00:45:10No, but they are very banal words.
00:45:12That doesn't suit you at all.
00:45:14Isn't that right, gentlemen?
00:45:15That's not appropriate, sir.
00:45:16That doesn't suit you at all.
00:45:17That doesn't suit you at all, sir.
00:45:19Yes, yes.
00:45:20Give many words.
00:45:22When did you guys become real men and start lecturing me about politeness, huh?
00:45:25My lord.
00:45:26Is that alright then, boss?
00:45:27Sivuple, my lord.
00:45:28Sivuple.
00:45:29He's the one who left, he said.
00:45:30That's not true.
00:45:31Please, let's not abandon politeness.
00:45:34Okay, okay.
00:45:36Let's explain our problem politely then.
00:45:38How did these ladies travel?
00:45:41How do they spread the dust?
00:45:42Isn't this woman married to me?
00:45:46No, she's not married to you.
00:45:47She is married to Vakkas.
00:45:49Now you are Mr. Suleyman.
00:45:50Suleyman.
00:45:52So now we are Mr. Suleyman, right?
00:45:57Well, that's up to you, sir.
00:45:59Generally, the reputation I've earned is that production in our country is carried out using outdated techniques.
00:46:03Did you make the right choice?
00:46:04This, of course, reduces production below standard levels.
00:46:07However, in a country where raw materials are readily available, you can easily compete in world textile markets.
00:46:12What do you think is appropriate?
00:46:14Yes, but it's still in the research phase.
00:46:17I completely agree.
00:46:20He is one of the ten richest men in the world.
00:46:22The very polite man fainted.
00:46:23He's arrogant and stuck-up.
00:46:25He hadn't looked at any women.
00:46:26I heard he's single.
00:46:27Let's see who will be lucky.
00:46:31In my opinion, sir, you can easily challenge world markets in textiles.
00:46:35Excuse me, sir.
00:46:37This is the raw material.
00:46:37With your permission.
00:46:39Aslı.
00:46:40I hope.
00:46:41Pardon.
00:46:42Hello.
00:46:44Enjoy.
00:46:46Oh, Mr. Osman, welcome!
00:46:48It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:46:49Let me introduce you to my daughter, Lale.
00:46:51Pleased to meet you.
00:46:52Wow, all our industrialists are here!
00:46:55Let me tell you a secret, Mr. Osman.
00:46:58Please, sir.
00:46:59Mr. Süleyman, we need to look into your factory.
00:47:01But what do you say, this is a wonderful thing.
00:47:03Let me introduce you to him.
00:47:05Here you go.
00:47:09Here you go.
00:47:10Hello.
00:47:12Hello.
00:47:13From here.
00:47:14Suleyman Bey and Osman Bey have arrived.
00:47:17Pardon.
00:47:18Yes, no.
00:47:23Look how much you resemble the field.
00:47:26Welcome.
00:47:32Mr. Osman, one of our famous businessmen.
00:47:34Yes, I've heard your name.
00:47:36Welcome, Osman.
00:47:37Thank you.
00:47:38I am honored, sir.
00:47:39My wife and I came together, a little bit casually, along with my daughter.
00:47:42Get well soon.
00:47:43What would you like to drink, madam?
00:47:45Thank you.
00:47:46You look surprised.
00:47:47You resemble someone I know well so much.
00:47:50They say people are created in pairs.
00:47:52But you are like a unique, one-of-a-kind flower.
00:47:56Thank you very much for your compliments.
00:47:58But I was so surprised, please forgive me.
00:48:01I'm still under the influence of that similarity.
00:48:03Are you still together?
00:48:04No, no, that was a year ago.
00:48:07A year ago?
00:48:08Where were we a year ago, Mr. Mete?
00:48:11We were in Sentrofe, sir.
00:48:12Weren't you going to ski?
00:48:13We also went to Monte Carlo around New Year's.
00:48:15But I couldn't have seen it there.
00:48:17If I had seen this beauty, I would definitely never forget it.
00:48:21Yes, yes.
00:48:21Thank you.
00:48:22I would never forget.
00:48:24You have such beautiful eyes, Ms. Lale.
00:48:26You are very kind.
00:48:28My manager, Mr. Mete, and your manager are currently working on a feasibility report.
00:48:33If we reach an agreement, we can make the necessary investments.
00:48:35Will you revive us?
00:48:36Would it be rude of me to say that your daughter's beauty also influenced this hasty decision?
00:48:43Oh dear, the spouses are here.
00:48:47May I take your daughter out for dinner one evening?
00:48:50Certainly, sir.
00:48:52My daughter.
00:48:53Oh, sure.
00:48:55Why not?
00:48:56Tomorrow night.
00:49:18How?
00:49:19It's going great.
00:49:27Would you like an aperitif before your meal, sir?
00:49:29Would you like a Malibu?
00:49:31Yes, please.
00:49:32What a coincidence.
00:49:33Karolin also drinks Malibu before meals.
00:49:36Caroline?
00:49:37VI.
00:49:38Excuse me, yes.
00:49:40Princess Caroline.
00:49:41Oh, do you know him/her?
00:49:43Shall we meet?
00:49:44We have a closeness that goes beyond friendship.
00:49:46Just recently at Belman's, Karolin and I turned the novel upside down.
00:49:51We wanted Malibu.
00:49:52Yes sir.
00:49:53Unfortunately, we're out of Malibu.
00:49:55We'll think about the drinks later.
00:49:56Yes sir.
00:49:57Would you try frog legs?
00:49:59Uh huh.
00:50:00It could be.
00:50:01Unfortunately, we no longer have frog legs either, sir.
00:50:04Really?
00:50:05Yes sir.
00:50:05Then bring us two glasses of white wine.
00:50:07Yes sir.
00:50:09Ha.
00:50:11Speaking of white wine, Adnan Kaşıkçı came to mind.
00:50:14Adnan Khashoggi?
00:50:15Yes, that's Adnan Khashoggi for us.
00:50:18Or maybe one day we'll be living in Paris.
00:50:20Adnan insisted that we go to the Canary Islands.
00:50:23Let's not break it, he said.
00:50:24We set off for the Canary Islands.
00:50:25We are drinking wine.
00:50:27Will yours not work?
00:50:28Because I'm going to drink the wine with a spoon.
00:50:30I'm telling you, Adnan, don't do that.
00:50:31Everyone is looking at us.
00:50:32We were humiliated.
00:50:33Of course, nobody knows him there.
00:50:35But everyone in the Canary Islands knows me very well.
00:50:38Honestly, I'll never forget that day.
00:50:40Oh my God, what a funny day.
00:50:43Ha ha.
00:50:51Shall we dance?
00:50:57Please.
00:50:59Alright.
00:51:16You dance beautifully.
00:51:24If you'd like, we can go to Vienna.
00:51:25Let's continue our dance there.
00:51:31We're flying like butterflies.
00:51:34Let's go to Argentina then.
00:51:36Let's dance the tango.
00:51:37You're very funny.
00:51:40Okay, we're going to Brazil.
00:51:42We're doing samba.
00:51:43That's enough, please.
00:51:46Then, if you'd like, let's reminisce about the past.
00:51:49Let's do a twist.
00:52:06Thank you for watching.
00:52:19Hey
00:52:38Please, sir.
00:52:42Nobody's here
00:52:42Yes, there's nobody there.
00:52:44I closed the whole restaurant for you.
00:52:46I want to talk to you about something private.
00:52:49Let's move on.
00:52:51Please come in.
00:53:03What would you like, sir?
00:53:04I want to get married.
00:53:06I didn't understand, sir.
00:53:07Of course you wouldn't understand.
00:53:10Not with you
00:53:10Come on, run and bring us some champagne!
00:53:12Yes sir, sir.
00:53:17Answer me
00:53:18Will you really marry me?
00:53:19For God's sake, is this a joke?
00:53:21I'm so happy with you!
00:53:23I want to keep this up for a lifetime.
00:53:29I don't know.
00:53:30I wonder what my family will say.
00:53:32I want to come home tomorrow to get their permission.
00:53:34But you tell me first.
00:53:37Will you be my wife?
00:53:41Yes
00:53:42He gave me the world, I'll take it.
00:53:44We are standing by
00:53:45Let's pop the champagne!
00:53:47I want to drink to your honor today.
00:54:23That's all for this job.
00:54:25May you grow old together on the same pillow.
00:54:27Can I kiss the bride now?
00:54:28You can kiss me.
00:54:45Be happy, children!
00:54:51Oh groom
00:54:52My daughter is really very emotional.
00:54:55It breaks easily.
00:54:56His word was never questioned.
00:54:58They were raised with great care and affection.
00:55:01I hope you won't hurt him.
00:55:03Don't worry at all, sir.
00:55:05From now on, your daughter is in my care.
00:55:07Only if you allow me
00:55:10Let's go to the hotel now.
00:55:11Because I'm sleepy.
00:55:15Suleyman
00:55:16Didn't you come?
00:55:26Aaa
00:55:40I've been waiting for this wonderful moment for a whole year.
00:55:43A year?
00:55:44I mean, for thirty-one years.
00:55:47Since the day I was born
00:55:49Cheers
00:55:52Cheers
00:55:53Cheers
00:55:58You said we'd spend our honeymoon in Paris, remember?
00:56:01There was a minor issue with the passports, honey.
00:56:04We'll leave as soon as we sort it out.
00:56:05Come on
00:56:06Let's go inside.
00:56:15We'll go to Monaco for New Year's, right?
00:56:18This is impossible, honey.
00:56:20From where?
00:56:21But I wanted to try my luck at the gambling table.
00:56:25I don't know how to say it.
00:56:28Look, my love
00:56:29You might get angry, but...
00:56:31I had an adventure in Monaco before you.
00:56:34From Karolin
00:56:35The meeting could cause a disturbance.
00:56:36You're quite the flirt yourself, aren't you?
00:56:39That's it, everything's over now.
00:56:41I have found the queen of my heart.
00:56:43Ah
00:56:44Everything is just like in my dreams.
00:56:46I adore you.
00:56:55You're about to faint, my love.
00:56:57Come on, knock me out!
00:56:59Should I knock him out?
00:57:01Yes
00:57:02Look, don't knock me out.
00:57:03Okay then.
00:57:05Close your eyes.
00:57:08Who is that impudent person?
00:57:14I don't know.
00:57:15Ant and
00:57:16This is a print job. I'm looking for a lady named Lale.
00:57:22Ms. Lale
00:57:23Approximately
00:57:25It's been one hour and fifteen minutes.
00:57:28She is my wife.
00:57:29Who do you think you are?
00:57:31This is Oli, my vakkasağ's wife of one year.
00:57:34Oh, sheri, what are they saying? I don't understand.
00:57:37Thing
00:57:40It's a bit difficult to explain.
00:57:42Aha, this woman is a woman with two husbands.
00:57:44Honestly, my slut wouldn't let either of them live.
00:57:47You are under arrest, Ms. Lale. Get dressed and let's go to the station.
00:57:49Suleyman
00:57:50Suleyman, do something!
00:57:52My God
00:57:54My God
00:57:56Your
00:57:56Do you have two husbands?
00:58:00What am I supposed to do with a woman who has two husbands?
00:58:04Oh my God, what is happening to me?
00:58:09My God
00:58:09How can I explain it?
00:58:12How can I explain it?
00:58:15Oh my god, something's happening to me.
00:58:17Month
00:58:21Tulip
00:58:23Tulip
00:58:26Tulip
00:58:27Tulip
00:58:31Tulip
00:58:32She couldn't take it any longer and fainted.
00:58:34Well done, kids!
00:58:35Is the car ready downstairs?
00:58:37I am ready
00:58:38Ok
00:58:39Okay, I'll dress the girl.
00:58:40Let's find a place for the car.
00:58:41What are we going to do there?
00:58:43We'll hide for a while.
00:58:44We'll flee abroad once things calm down.
00:58:47There is no other option.
00:59:05This is where we'll be staying.
00:59:07It's not very comfortable, but for now, the leather is deep.
00:59:10Hopefully there aren't any mice inside.
00:59:11Did you say mouse?
00:59:12Yes
00:59:12I am very afraid of mice.
00:59:14You go first.
00:59:16Suleyman
00:59:17Oh well, what can I do? I'll just have to take a picture. I'm really afraid of mice.
00:59:22Pull pull pull
00:59:24Check check
00:59:27I am scared
00:59:27What is there to be afraid of?
00:59:29Do women really fear mice?
00:59:31What kind of man are you?
00:59:33As you can see, I'm a gentleman.
00:59:34I gave way to you, and you went in first.
00:59:39Nothing for now, I guess.
00:59:41Oh no, let it be so!
00:59:42This is God's mountain.
00:59:43There are snakes around here too.
00:59:44God forbid, it could be the month of Ramadan.
00:59:46Oh my dear mother
00:59:48Please, let's leave here.
00:59:49No, no, we're going.
00:59:50We'll be leaving soon.
00:59:52Shall we light a fire?
00:59:58Wow, you're so skillful, girl!
01:00:00Oh, if only I could get this axe!
01:00:03He can't get that situation right now.
01:00:04I would hit my little crotch right in the face.
01:00:07Oh look at that woman!
01:00:08It's a miracle, I swear!
01:00:11Okay honey, I'll do you a favor.
01:00:14We have a house where we drank alcohol, you know.
01:00:16You also chop the wood for his fireplace.
01:00:19Oh my god, you really want some art, girl!
01:00:22You look just like Roman statues.
01:00:25No no no
01:00:27Perhaps you are identical to the Greek statues.
01:00:30The only woman who fought with prayer.
01:00:33Wow, you look so romantic!
01:00:38Is there some kind of wind?
01:00:40Honestly, they're brooches.
01:00:43Darling, I'm going home.
01:00:45You carry the logs you chopped.
01:00:47Come home
01:00:47I would like to help, but...
01:00:49Now, God forbid, if he lifts it, he might get a hernia.
01:00:53My clothes are dirty.
01:00:55You go to work, I'll be inside waiting, my love.
01:00:59I'm going to faint from exhaustion.
01:01:01I wish you had helped me a little.
01:01:05I joined in with my conversation, my dear.
01:01:07My dear, what do you do for a living?
01:01:09I eat money
01:01:10I wander
01:01:11Moreover, lighting a fire
01:01:14Cooking
01:01:15Chopping wood
01:01:16Things that always bring the nest down
01:01:18Well, as they say...
01:01:19They say the female bird builds the nest.
01:01:21Isn't that right, darling?
01:01:23So where are we running to?
01:01:26Where will this all end?
01:01:28If we can cross the border
01:01:31True Switzerland
01:01:32Paris
01:01:34Koddazur
01:01:35We'll go on our honeymoon.
01:01:38Aha, they've come in!
01:01:42When our master entered
01:01:44He said, "Start by counting to five."
01:01:45Let's turn on the tape recorder.
01:01:48I turned on the tape recorder.
01:01:53What's happening
01:01:54Gendarmes
01:01:56They must have found our trail.
01:01:57They found our trail.
01:01:59My God
01:02:00They are coming with wild dogs.
01:02:02Let's escape immediately.
01:02:03Let's escape immediately.
01:02:04Wait for me
01:02:06Wait for me, Suleyman, help me.
01:02:08There's no lie in this.
01:02:26What are you doing
01:02:27What am I doing?
01:02:28I'm going into the water.
01:02:29You've gone mad.
01:02:30Come on
01:02:31Come join us!
01:02:33I can't come.
01:02:34Come
01:02:36I can't come, I'll suffocate.
01:02:38Sugar
01:02:39Come on, let's walk.
01:02:43I can't come, if you come I'll suffocate.
01:02:45Come on!
01:02:48I can't come.
01:02:49Hurry up!
01:02:50I can't come.
01:02:50I'm being honest, I can't come.
01:02:51"Quick," I said, "undress."
01:02:52You want to strangle me.
01:02:54Come on, undress.
01:02:55Oh no, are those guys coming?
01:03:02One minute
01:03:03Let me fold the trousers neatly.
01:03:04Come on, give it to me.
01:03:05I fold
01:03:06Hurry up!
01:03:07No, I'll fold it.
01:03:08I fold the trousers.
01:03:11Oh, I can't come, it's too cold.
01:03:13I told you to walk!
01:03:14I can't come.
01:03:15I can't come.
01:03:17I can't come.
01:03:18I already have sciatica.
01:03:24I became romantic in Rome too.
01:03:26Come on, let's walk.
01:03:28I can't come.
01:03:28See? You're drowning.
01:03:32Come on
01:03:35I'm telling you to hurry up!
01:03:36I can't come any further.
01:03:38Come on
01:03:38We will drown
01:03:39Come here
01:03:40Let's get out of here.
01:03:41Hurry up
01:03:41Come here, I'm telling you.
01:03:42We'll drown here.
01:03:43We will drown
01:03:46We are succeeding
01:03:47Detraction
01:03:48Detraction
01:03:52Don't step on it
01:03:53Hurry up!
01:03:57One minute
01:03:58The trousers master
01:04:00Walk
01:04:02You want to suffocate me.
01:04:03He's going to suffocate me.
01:04:05I understood your intention.
01:04:06He's going to suffocate me.
01:04:08He's going to suffocate me.
01:04:39But who was your first husband?
01:04:40What was it?
01:04:41Nevermind
01:04:42No, no
01:04:43Knowing who my partner is
01:04:45I think I'm right.
01:04:45a villager named Vakkas
01:04:47One
01:04:48So why did you marry that bear?
01:04:50Because my father forced me
01:04:51For the money
01:04:53We were betrothed since childhood.
01:04:56Oh, that's so banal.
01:04:58So what if you've seen civilization?
01:05:00There was no torment you didn't inflict on me.
01:05:03If it were Vakkas, these things...
01:05:05None of this would ever happen to me.
01:05:06May love be with you!
01:05:07What you did for you
01:05:08After all these sacrifices
01:05:09Look at what you're saying.
01:05:11I'm sorry to hear that.
01:05:12I'm not saying anything.
01:05:13I'm sorry.
01:05:18Come, come
01:05:25Where is this place?
01:05:26I rented this place from the villagers for one night.
01:05:29See?
01:05:31I solved this problem with money.
01:05:32Come here, come here, come here
01:05:34What did you say to them about me?
01:05:37I said a belly dancer girl
01:05:38To steal a night from fate
01:05:40I told them to find me a place to stay for the night.
01:05:42You've disgraced my honor.
01:05:43How can you call me a belly dancer?
01:05:45Your honor is my honor.
01:05:47Your honor is my honor, sweetheart.
01:05:49Let this nightmare end.
01:05:51I'm going to go crazy.
01:05:52Me too, sweetie, me too.
01:05:53I can't stay in this foul-smelling place any longer.
01:05:55Oh
01:05:56The notion was left in the car too.
01:05:58Here you go, sweetie.
01:06:00Grab this shovel and let's clean this area.
01:06:03But how am I going to clean it?
01:06:06So you're defying your husband?
01:06:08Oh, did I get really angry?
01:06:09I feel nauseous.
01:06:10I have gastritis.
01:06:11Aa
01:06:12There are so many cows here.
01:06:14Go ahead and milk some cows for your husband's permission.
01:06:16Oh my stomach, my stomach, my stomach
01:06:17I've never milked a cow in my life.
01:06:18Have you never milked a cow?
01:06:20Oh, what kind of woman are you?
01:06:22It's very easy, honey.
01:06:23You are holding the animal's udder.
01:06:25You extinguish it like this, downwards.
01:06:27Whipping the milk is burning.
01:06:28Oh my stomach, my stomach
01:06:29So where are you going to put the milk?
01:06:30Where are you going to put the milk?
01:06:31Oh, there's a kettle!
01:06:33Look, there's a kettle over there.
01:06:35Don't bother, darling.
01:06:36Look, please.
01:06:37My husband is here.
01:06:38I'll take it, honey.
01:06:39You stay there.
01:06:40I'll bring the kettle.
01:06:43Oh, I really love this cow, girl!
01:06:45Thank you for that.
01:06:46Al
01:06:48You're holding your breast.
01:06:49You pull it down like that.
01:06:52Okay, leave that and take this instead.
01:06:54Okay, I agree to take this one.
01:06:56Hold your breast like this.
01:06:57Pull it down
01:06:59Pull slowly and correctly
01:07:00Milk milker
01:07:01Like a deaf person, but...
01:07:02Not like squeezing a lemon, honey.
01:07:04You're extinguishing the milk like a deaf person, letting it simmer downwards.
01:07:07Is he coming?
01:07:09Nothing is coming
01:07:10It's happening, it's happening
01:07:11Thing
01:07:11It will happen, honey.
01:07:13Of course it will happen.
01:07:13Very good
01:07:14Lean the kettle down
01:07:16Pull your breast down like this.
01:07:20I can't do it.
01:07:21See, too bad.
01:07:23If you hadn't run away from your peasant husband
01:07:25I would learn
01:07:25Yes, I would learn.
01:07:27What, are you regretting it?
01:07:29Yes, I regret it.
01:07:33Don't interfere with the truth.
01:07:34I deeply regret marrying you.
01:07:38I apologize, Mr. Suleyman.
01:07:47Excuse me, gentlemen.
01:07:48Who are you?
01:07:51Can one enter without knocking?
01:07:53I rented this place for the night.
01:07:56What do you want?
01:07:58Shukuzu
01:08:00We also want our rights.
01:08:02I created you with a splash of water, thank you?
01:08:05There's no such patch.
01:08:09Wait, wait sir.
01:08:11There's a mistake.
01:08:13This lady is not a dancer.
01:08:15Not a belly dancer
01:08:17What you see here
01:08:18She is my wife.
01:08:21Itself
01:08:22Who are you trying to fool?
01:08:24Do you think I'm a child?
01:08:26Suleyman, do something, save me!
01:08:30Venerable
01:08:31My fellow villagers
01:08:33Don't hesitate to ask whatever price you want.
01:08:36Don't know
01:08:36Please tell me.
01:08:38I'll give the money.
01:08:39You go away
01:08:41This can't be done with money, my friend.
01:08:44Lamb, leave it, go away, friend.
01:08:46You can't stop this bear at sixty, my friend.
01:08:54I was confused about what to do, shoot.
01:08:56Shame on you!
01:08:58What kind of man are you?
01:09:00Let's show him what a real man is like.
01:09:02Let's show them.
01:09:03Don't come.
01:09:03I'm the bride
01:09:05Let us show you.
01:09:06Wait
01:09:07Wait
01:09:08My wife
01:09:09Take care of yourself
01:09:10One minute
01:09:11One minute
01:09:13One minute
01:09:15One minute
01:09:16One minute
01:09:17One minute
01:09:33I always shoot.
01:09:33Leave me alone
01:09:38Wait
01:09:40Don't come near.
01:09:40I swear to God, I'll shoot him!
01:09:42You go ahead too!
01:09:43Late
01:09:44My wife, I am your husband.
01:09:44I said it was too late.
01:09:45I'll take care of your husband.
01:09:46Late, late
01:09:46Watch out, it might hit you!
01:09:48Ha
01:09:49Put that toy down, my friend.
01:10:01He hit
01:10:03Nothing
01:10:04I shot him
01:10:05I shot him.
01:10:07Nothing
01:10:08My mood is fine.
01:10:09Nothing will happen
01:10:10The man is lying down.
01:10:11Nothing
01:10:11The man is lying down.
01:10:12Nothing
01:10:13I said no, nothing.
01:10:16Nothing
01:10:37Forget me
01:10:47Vakkas
01:10:51You
01:10:52Not Vakkas
01:10:54The moon without a shadow
01:10:55How did you find me?
01:10:57Searching and searching, my dear
01:10:59I've been after him for a whole year.
01:11:00I don't understand anything.
01:11:03I don't understand anything.
01:11:05So what happened to Suleiman?
01:11:07Did I miss you that much?
01:11:10Should I call Suleyman?
01:11:12Ok
01:11:14Let me call, let me call
01:11:18Suleyman
01:11:19Suleyman
01:11:21Hey you jerk, come here!
01:11:26Honey, I promise you
01:11:29You will chop the wood for the fireplace in our house in Switzerland.
01:11:32Carrying the news might give me a hernia, God forbid!
01:11:35Suleiman
01:11:38Both Vakkas and Suleyman
01:11:42You
01:11:46You
01:11:54Please, madam.
01:11:56Do you have a universe?
01:11:57You pig!
01:12:02Not a pig
01:12:03You have manners
01:12:04It was all a trick, wasn't it?
01:12:07Oh, it's okay then.
01:12:09I'll make them pay dearly for what they put me through.
01:12:13Here you go, here you go!
01:12:14Al
01:12:15Here's your pork.
01:12:18Pig
01:12:18I will kill him.
01:12:20I'll kill you.
01:12:22Killing oster
01:12:22I will kill him.
01:12:22Killure dobrunächst