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00:00Hello people, this is Eric Cobra, and we are watching Wins Club Season 3 Episode 5.
00:08Right.
00:10They are blind.
00:30This is only about to its first stop. They're worried about all the realms.
00:34Leila's world is in great danger.
00:36I will admit to the creative issue, this whole political thing about them sending the enforcement
00:40and stuff actually having an effect on the French scheme of things, actually interesting.
00:44Yeah.
00:45I mean, they're probably not going to capitalize on it, but it's interesting for what it's worth.
00:50Yep.
00:54Who's the magic council, anyway?
00:58I have no idea.
01:00Is this the first time they're brought up?
01:02I haven't heard about the reform, but maybe.
01:06So the big central government, who's apparently fought for multiple worlds, is brought up in
01:10the third season of the fourth episode.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Oh dear.
01:18I guess Bloom isn't into politics and sees our window into the world, you could say.
01:25That's not a good answer.
01:32Then what do you want?
01:34Maybe, you know, establishing things from the start.
01:38It would make sense seeing all of them are princesses, so that should be something at
01:42forefront of their education.
01:44Yep.
01:49Why?
01:50When did you become commandos?
01:53Maybe it's better if we don't ask.
01:55Because if she says no, what then?
01:57Muse is right.
01:58If we were to directly defy our headmistress, we could be suspended, or even worse, expelled.
02:02But if we don't ask her, then we're just going to help a good friend in an emergency situation, and
02:08who could find fault with that?
02:11Aren't they more likely to expel you if you just leave school, and if you come and ask, hey, can
02:16we leave school?
02:17Hey, that's logic you're using there.
02:19That has no place here.
02:20Honestly, I hope they get hurt.
02:28You know, people with a cold don't sneeze all the time, you dumb blunt.
02:33Things work on Solaria, Stella, but no one on Earth would fall for that kind of excuse.
02:38It's all in the delivery.
02:39And since I'm an expert at this, I suggest that I stay here and cover for the rest of you.
02:44Hold on, are you trying to bail out on going to tides with us?
02:47I'm not bailing, I'm just really worried about what's happening on Solaria.
02:51And I need to stay here to monitor the situation.
02:54Huh.
02:56Guard, seize that awful creature!
02:57Have you forgotten what's happened with my father?
03:00That he ordered his guards to arrest me?
03:02No!
03:03And then they started to shoot you instead.
03:06Because I recognize your own daughter, no matter what she looks like, you have to be under some kind of
03:09powerful spell.
03:10There's no other explanation for it!
03:12Now, what I want to know is how Countess Cassandra and that little beta girl Kimura,
03:18who couldn't even get into Althea, got enough power to turn me into a monster and to take me to
03:25my father, Stella!
03:25Wait, wait, wait, stop!
03:26Bloom had no knowledge of magics whatsoever, but she could get into Althea.
03:31What is the admittance?
03:33What must you do to be admitted into Althea?
03:36I don't know, who says she couldn't get into Althea?
03:38Maybe she just wasn't a little old school.
03:41But because she was more of a sorceress than a fairy?
03:44Probably.
03:44Oh, god damn, the phone!
03:47Yeah, sorry about that.
03:49Stella needs your support just as much as I do.
03:52You're right, Leila.
03:54Also, look, Musa should mess up her hair, she's wearing a short skirt.
03:59Timmy and I just finished this.
04:01I don't know.
04:02And if it works properly, it'll create small interdimensional passages through which we can travel.
04:07If it worked well, it is new.
04:12So, you just invented wormholes?
04:14Yep.
04:16Or she just bought a new one, who knows?
04:19How contrived is this?
04:21We need our people to go to another world.
04:24Ah, one of them invents a wormhole machine.
04:27Well, technically, Stella could travel to dimensions with her magical postcard in Season 1.
04:36But honestly, why do they think they can do shit about this?
04:40I don't even know who Belto is.
04:43I'm nervous, Stella.
04:44What if you say you're a long-sing and you might be in trouble, Red Knot?
04:52Oh, my.
04:53Tell them to get plenty of rest and drink lots of fluids and call me if any of their fevers
04:57go up.
04:58Five students with the flu in one day.
05:00I'm afraid it could be the start of a-
05:01Oh, for the love of-
05:02Awesome!
05:07I'm getting very, very tired of PHONES!
05:12We didn't just have one phone ringing in this break, we had TWO!
05:16I just put one phone down and delimited my girlfriend's little phone and stopped ringing!
05:20It's unbelievable!
05:22Whoa, now there's a pretty nurse, too.
05:24Where did she come from?
05:26I don't know.
05:27But they just phoned in that there were five, six, six students in the apartment.
05:33Hmm.
05:34I suppose it's easier than all of the world, but-
05:37No!
05:39Are people just allowed to walk into the royal chambers like that?
05:41Yeah!
05:41I suppose.
05:42Mom! Dad! Are you guys okay?
05:44Yes, dear.
05:45Yes, that's saying it's tense.
05:47Huh!
05:48Hey!
05:49Layla.
05:50The kingdom is in trouble.
05:52You don't say!
05:53That's why I came back and brought my friends with me.
05:55They want to help us fight Valtor.
05:57They want to help save tides.
06:00Your majesty's.
06:01We thank you, but you should not have come here.
06:04Valtor is the most dangerous enemy we have ever faced.
06:07And we cannot ask outsiders to take such a risk for us.
06:11My friends are not outsiders.
06:13If that is truly the case, then the decision is theirs to make.
06:16But they should know that since Valtor escaped,
06:19he has turned over half of our mermaids into sea monsters,
06:21and he has taken their power as his own.
06:23And now our army can't find him.
06:25We think he will emerge soon from the Omega Portal
06:28and launch a major attack on tides.
06:30Dramatic zoom in.
06:31But I fear for your safety, Layla.
06:33We'll watch out for her, your majesty.
06:36I promise.
06:37What are your credentials?
06:40Their main characters.
06:43I sense that fairy bloom nearby.
06:45Let us take care of her.
06:47We'll feed her and her friends to the mermonsters.
06:49Even better, we'll witch her up and then we'll bring her to you.
06:52I very much like the way you think, Icy.
06:55Hmm.
06:56You'll have bloom in your hands in no time at all.
06:59Count on it.
07:01Yep.
07:04This sea used to be pristine.
07:07And now take a look at it.
07:09It's like it's a wasteland.
07:11The water is stagnant.
07:14All of it?
07:15As if we're a lifeless sea.
07:20Who are you calling lifeless young lady?
07:22That's one of the mermaids that Baltor turned into a monster.
07:26That's actually pretty creepy.
07:28Yeah.
07:32Huh.
07:34The sea is so full of them.
07:36There are too many to count.
07:37What we need to do is try to get a sense of what Baltor's power is really like.
07:41Then maybe we can figure out his weakness.
07:43How?
07:45Let's start by trying to break that mermaid spell.
07:48If we succeed, we'll know how strong his magic is.
07:51And we can also reduce his mermaid army.
07:53I know what.
07:54That makes sense.
07:54This is a goodness restoration spell we learned from Palladium last year.
07:58If that was possible, don't you think that hundreds of trained mages
08:02who'd been sent here to contain the situation would have figured out how to do so?
08:07No.
08:08None of them have Palladium as a teacher.
08:15That's a stupid explanation and you know it.
08:18Yep.
08:19But he was the one who taught them the spell.
08:21Maybe it's an elf spell.
08:26Alright.
08:27Now summon your strongest positive memories.
08:29It's better than saying none of them would have made me character.
08:33But that's what it's all about.
08:35Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Don't be afraid.
08:42We wanna help you.
08:44You can trust us.
08:47Yeah, you deserve that.
08:48Yes.
08:52I actually can't look forward to seeing them get hurt for being so stupid.
08:56They're always trying to help others.
08:57And what's even funnier is they actually believe it's the right thing to do.
09:04It's baffling.
09:05What is?
09:06Let's try again.
09:07The Winx girls.
09:09And I kinda agree with Baltar here.
09:11Yeah.
09:12It is baffling.
09:13Oh.
09:13We have the concessions drop from the last one.
09:17Oh.
09:17She's back.
09:19Our positive energy broke Baltar's spell.
09:26No, you just temporarily did something.
09:32Yeah, you...
09:36That's one tough mermaid.
09:38Hey, she thinks she's so bad.
09:43Then I'll just play her my baddest tune.
09:51I'll tackle him with lousy music.
09:53Hey, where you going mermaid?
09:55That was just the opening verse.
09:57I guess you two have different taste in music.
10:01Stella, open up.
10:04What is it?
10:08Emergency situation.
10:09What's up?
10:10Is it something about Solaria?
10:11Did you hear something from your mother?
10:13Oh, no.
10:14Nothing about Solaria.
10:15Well, what then, huh?
10:17Open the door, please.
10:18I'd like to have a look at all the students who reported in today with the flu.
10:24Miss G, that's so thoughtful of you to check in on us.
10:28You all look much better.
10:31We're feeling a little bit better.
10:37And thank you for bringing us this yummy tea.
10:40You don't sound like yourself.
10:42You must have one of those nasty throat bugs.
10:44Get some rest.
10:45That's a good idea.
10:47I think I'll take a nap right now.
10:56Did she buy it?
10:58Yeah, I think so.
10:59But Bloom shouldn't have talked and Flora was acting too, well, a little too rabbit-y.
11:08Yeah.
11:09The super intelligent rabbit can't act.
11:12Point one.
11:15Okay, now they're in the window.
11:16Honestly, I wonder what is the thing they can do?
11:21I don't know.
11:24It's kind of weird.
11:28Hey, that tsunami was picked.
11:30Why didn't they fly up?
11:31I don't know.
11:33My father was right.
11:35Tides is too dangerous.
11:36Hey, if anything, that wave was kind of refreshing.
11:40I know you guys would never complain, but I'm putting you at too much risk.
11:44Wait, what?
11:44We don't close the Omega portal soon.
11:46Balthor's gonna release the other prisoners who were kept there.
11:49And I don't even want to imagine how nasty that could get.
11:52We have to find Balthor's hideout, and we have to find it right away.
11:56You couldn't defeat the guy's spells.
11:59You couldn't defeat his minions.
12:02What makes you think you could defeat him?
12:06There are many characters.
12:08Which is probably a really bad experience.
12:12And then everything just starts racing through my head,
12:15and so it all goes to black.
12:18This new power Balthor gave me cool.
12:20This new power Balthor gave me cool.
12:24Balthor gave you a new power.
12:26We know she's his favorite, but don't worry.
12:28She'll mess it up just like she always does.
12:30Spoken like a real witch, but true.
12:33Although perhaps Balthor will be different.
12:35Nah, eventually he'll disappoint me, but in the meantime it could be fun.
12:40They're really good minions.
12:41They're kind of learning the ropes of how it always works out.
12:45Just make sure you don't forget to set Bloom aside for me.
12:49The spell that's on the mermaids is strong.
12:51So he does give them new power.
12:54I suppose?
12:55Huh, serious.
12:55Balthor, it could release his grip on them long enough for them to break free.
12:59Then I say let's go hit him hard.
13:05Only problem is you have to get through us first.
13:08You three are supposed to be locked away in the Omega dimension.
13:11Yeah, but it was so boring there that we decided it would be much more fun to trash Layla's realm.
13:17And then to destroy you.
13:24The first one to knock a fairy out of the sky wins.
13:28Then I win.
13:32Ouch.
13:35Who left you, what the, that spells do?
13:37They play two things.
13:40Again, nothing is established, so.
13:42I mean, it's like vacancies everywhere, like ice is like frost.
13:50I don't know.
13:52I don't know.
13:53I don't know.
13:54I don't know.
13:54I don't know.
13:55I don't know.
13:56I don't know.
13:56The other one more vacancies that goes with the obvious effect, like Musa's sound and
14:00Flora's plant.
14:02Nice is frost.
14:05I suppose Bloom's fire and...
14:08Ceramic.
14:09Let's see if what they say is true.
14:15So it is you, the lost heiress to the throne of sparks.
14:19You'd think you'd understand the balance of power by now, I see.
14:26Whenever you face us, you lose.
14:34That's actually kind of smart.
14:35Yep.
14:39You've caused enough damage to tithe.
14:40You're going back to Omega.
14:47Okay.
14:48It's easy to break.
14:50Whoa!
14:51Whoa!
14:52Whoa!
14:52We're fine!
14:56Stop pushing!
14:58Hey, you stop pulling!
14:59I'm not going to get beaten in front of Baltor.
15:02It's just not going to happen.
15:03With the witches out of the way, there's nothing between us and Baltor.
15:06Then let's go get it!
15:10Oh!
15:10Oh!
15:12Hey, what?
15:13She just attacked him while we were talking.
15:15Good on you!
15:17Pragmatic villainy at its best!
15:19But it didn't seem to do that.
15:20Oh, yeah.
15:21That worked.
15:22I was just wondering why she was just hanging there for a sec.
15:25I suppose it was the...
15:28Momentum?
15:29Yeah.
15:35And then she was eaten by a changed mermaid.
15:37Alright.
15:37End of two minutes.
15:42Okay.
15:44Okay.
15:45It's Atlantis.
15:49Okay, the angle here is not good.
15:55I think Baltor just made his entrance.
15:59But he always made a good one.
16:04Hello, blue.
16:08Huh?
16:10You may not remember me, but we already met on Solaria.
16:14I'm Baltor.
16:17He's such a nice fella.
16:19Yeah.
16:20And fighting four against one?
16:22What do you call that?
16:25That's actually a pretty good question.
16:26You will be aggressive here.
16:27That's right.
16:28You're an escaped convict witch and we're sending you back to prison.
16:33Don't be scared of me, Bloom.
16:35I don't want to harm you.
16:37I only wanted to see you face to face.
16:39You're destroying all of Tides.
16:41You've turned wondrous mermaids into horrible monsters.
16:44What is it you want, Baltor?
16:46What are you after?
16:48Hmm.
16:49I just want what once belonged to me a long time ago.
16:52I just want to take my rightful place as the greatest wizard in the entire magic dimension.
16:57And I'm here as an old and nearly forgotten courtesy to warn you to stay out of my way.
17:03What do you mean by an old courtesy?
17:06You and I have a common past, Bloom.
17:08A shared history.
17:09Something you're far too young to remember.
17:14Okay.
17:16Yeah.
17:19What?
17:24Yeah.
17:24Do you know Geos Ex Magna?
17:27But haven't they already done that?
17:30They did.
17:33Okay.
17:34Let's go find Bloom and make sure she's okay.
17:37Over there.
17:38Look.
17:40Okay.
17:42Let's see how this builds up.
17:49Baltor does not give a fuck.
17:51Together you're still too weak to challenge me.
17:55It's far too weak.
17:57We're not going to let you ruin Tides or any other realm, Baltor.
18:00I would have liked to have avoided this, but I see now that it's inevitable.
18:04You were born to be my enemy, to challenge my reign.
18:08And so we will do battle, but at the right time.
18:11Now you're too tired to fight.
18:18And an easy victory against you, Bloom, would not be satisfying.
18:22It wouldn't be fulfilling my villain contract.
18:25And you're done here.
18:35What is he doing this time?
18:40Demonstrating his power limit?
18:42Yeah.
18:42If you like what you see, then maybe you should see nothing at all.
18:47Darkness, descend upon you and take away your sight.
18:54That doesn't look like darkness as much as light.
18:57Yeah.
18:59Layla!
19:02I can't see anything!
19:04We're here, Layla.
19:06We're going to help you.
19:07And that's what a lot of you get for thinking you're wizard commandos.
19:12Yeah.
19:12I just don't know why I sent them in here.
19:15This planet has nothing more for me.
19:16It's time to move on.
19:18Where to?
19:19To the rest of the realms.
19:20There's a whole magical dimension out there just waiting to give up its power.
19:26I like the guy.
19:27On an all new Winx Club.
19:28Yeah.
19:28Any case, this has been Eric Cobra.
19:29Give it now.
19:30This has been Let's Watch Winx Club Blind.
19:32See you all around.
19:33Bye bye.