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The action is now so lame that I'm pretty sure it qualifies as being handicapped.
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00:00Hello people, this is Eric Cobra and Kevin here, and this is us torturing ourselves with
00:06Wings Club Season 4, Episode 15, 13, 13, yeah right.
00:12So when we are done with this, we are at the halfway mark, yep.
00:19So apparently, a lot of you are just like, for heaven's sake, stop doing this to yourself.
00:24I mean, you would always think that at some point, I would have a group of people just
00:28barging in through the door, pulling us away from the TV, no, the computer going, it's
00:34for your own good, stop doing this to yourself.
00:38Did you see the title by the way?
00:40Roxy's energy.
00:41Yep.
00:46Wait, wasn't it night last time?
00:48Now it's day.
00:49Why?
00:50Jump cut.
00:52But we're about to have a battle, but haven't we just been standing around until the sun
00:56rose?
00:57Yep.
00:57What?
00:57I won't ask nicely again.
00:59Never, Ogron.
01:00Your threats don't scare us.
01:06Winx, protect Roxy and her family.
01:08We'll handle these weirdos.
01:14Well, you're off to a great start.
01:16We'll try at least.
01:19Huh?
01:21Huh?
01:33And we're back so they can kick their ass easily.
01:36Would someone make a decision on how strong these guys are?
01:39it's fluctuating depending on the needs of the plot that's stupid but again with
01:49this show and why are Link's Joes girls just standing over there pulling a Sakura
01:57because we're watching this you've got to get out of here now but Skye we can't
02:04leave you here can't we just stand here and watch you we'll find you
02:11boom Skye is right we need to go now the guys can handle themselves don't worry
02:16we'll protect you Winx
02:24yeah
02:33all these transformation secrets are
02:42I'm still kind of embarrassed that it took me so long to get the pun of Relix
02:49Ah yes, Relix.
03:06Yeah, Anakin, you can't run anywhere.
03:11Anakin.
03:11Yeah, I know, but it's the way they pronounce the names, like Dumont suddenly became Timon, and Anakin suddenly became
03:18Anakin.
03:23How come when even somebody gets hurt, it's not obvious? I mean, nobody ever gets bruises, wounds, anything.
03:35Actually, if you hadn't met them, the Black Soap would just have found him instead.
03:41It's funny how greatness chooses us. I know how you feel, Roxy.
03:45A fairy always lives for others. She never lives for herself.
03:50Since when?
03:52And furthermore, why is it a fairy, why can't she say she doesn't want to be part of that?
03:57Or say she wanna be a witch, or whatever.
03:59Yeah.
04:09Or maybe she wanna study at Beta.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Of all we know.
04:14Of course, they seem to have forgotten Beta even exist after, like, one episode that was mentioned in...
04:19Like, ten feet. Or less.
04:21Your wizard GPS is busted.
04:23He's here, I swear!
04:25Hey, I lost the signal!
04:26What do you mean? Come on, it's not like he's the invisible man.
04:30Ah, negative. I got the signal back.
04:33That's our cue. It's time to go. I can't just wait here.
04:36Now it's got Anakin heading straight for us.
04:40Hmm.
04:42Wait, I think he stopped.
04:44I don't see him anywhere.
04:46Nobody's out there.
04:47Throw that thing in the bushes. Let's go!
04:50That's pollution.
04:52And littering.
04:54Here, peekaboo.
04:55Huh? I see you.
04:58You didn't know she was off the trees.
05:01No, seriously.
05:02That has got to be the lamest trick in the book.
05:05Huh?
05:07Did you really think that gadget would be a match for me?
05:11Well, considering that we can never find out how strong you are.
05:17Huh?
05:18Just thought I'd drop in.
05:20Well, I'm dropping out!
05:29Yoo-hoo!
05:30Anakin!
05:35Huh?
05:36Come on, Mr. Tough Guy.
05:38Can't you catch me?
05:39Ooh, this is fun.
05:41He has super speed.
05:42Of course he can catch you.
05:45I didn't know Anakin was a tree hugger.
05:48Shouldn't he be really hard to catch when I'm having super speed?
05:52I think they have forgotten about that.
05:55Yeah!
05:56Nice one!
05:57Flora's nature magic is real strong.
05:59That power there was fluctuating in an unprecedented degree.
06:02It's like no four-day effort was put into it.
06:05I don't win!
06:09Watch out!
06:10It's the same attack you always use!
06:12Flora, gotcha!
06:13Very blue!
06:16Flora!
06:20Well, if it didn't work for the first five times, then we'll work for six.
06:23I can say you went to the wilderness too, you know.
06:25Ah, but why waste magic on a pest like you?
06:29Goodbye, coward.
06:32You-you're wrong!
06:33I-I'm not a coward!
06:35This again?
06:36Show you!
06:45Okay...
06:46That happened.
06:47Yep.
06:48Oh, and now we're somewhere in the city.
06:50Why?
06:51I still ran out of the forest.
06:53Obviously!
06:54And not just because we're behind the siren and so...
07:01Time flies when you're having fun!
07:04Wait, wasn't he on his hoverboard right before?
07:08Then why wasn't he suddenly not on his hoverboard?
07:19It's just your blast attack!
07:23Or maybe not.
07:27What happened?
07:29I don't know.
07:35I don't know what it's...
07:39Timon.
07:41Timon.
07:42Timon.
07:43We looked the names up.
07:45Can you see him anywhere, Riven?
07:47Yeah, that's why Riven would have thought it was Timon and Anakin.
07:50Yep.
08:10That didn't look like a sonic wave for me.
08:14Nope.
08:14We're gonna need it!
08:15Universe of light!
08:17No!
08:18My eyes!
08:21My eyes!
08:22Oh, come on, your eyes?
08:24That's the least of your words.
08:25A little piece of advice.
08:27Ditch the hats!
08:29I like his hats!
08:31Yeah!
08:32Awesome work, girls.
08:33Did you manage to keep Roxy safe?
08:35Is she okay?
08:36Yes, she's covered.
08:37Bloom is with her in a secure place.
08:39Okay.
08:40Well, what are we waiting for then?
08:41Let's get over there before Ogron finds them.
08:43Don't listen to him!
08:44Huh?
08:45What?
08:45It's Dumon.
08:47He wants you to take him to Bloom so he can take the white circle from her.
08:50Come on!
08:52You may look like me, but I'm the best with the sword.
08:55Bring it!
08:59Ribbon, do something!
09:01We have to help him!
09:02Which one of the two do we help?
09:03It's impossible to tell them apart!
09:06Looks like Brandon's on his own.
09:08No!
09:09Stop!
09:12Brandon?
09:13Save me, Stella!
09:15Blast him!
09:17No!
09:17Don't listen to him!
09:18I'm the real Brandon.
09:20It's the truth, Stella!
09:21I swear!
09:22Follow your heart!
09:23Don't do it!
09:25Stella!
09:25It's me!
09:28Brandon!
09:29How does she know?
09:32I'm sorry I've been a jerk the last few days.
09:34And the Mitzi thing was a complete misunderstanding.
09:36Believe me, you're the coolest girl I know.
09:38Always will be.
09:40You are the only one for me, Stella.
09:43You know that.
09:44How could anyone else compare to you, Stella?
09:47I know how confused you are.
09:49But you have to listen to your heart.
09:51Only your heart.
09:53You're right.
09:54And that's what I'm going to do, Brandon.
09:57Solar storm!
10:01How did she recognize him?
10:04My Brandon doesn't have all those split ends.
10:08How did she recognize him?
10:10On his hair, apparently.
10:13Really?
10:14Yeah.
10:15You know?
10:16I never died for his film.
10:18Liar.
10:20I didn't notice that.
10:23No, but Stella does.
10:24Why didn't she say that, then?
10:27She did.
10:30She did?
10:31Yeah, that's how I can say it.
10:32Really?
10:33When did she say that?
10:34Don't do it, Riven.
10:35When she blasted him.
10:36No, she didn't.
10:38Yeah.
10:39She said no for my heart when she blasted him.
10:45Yeah, and it was right after that she said Brandon doesn't have all those split ends.
10:58Huh.
10:59Well, she shouldn't have said it when I was saying something.
11:02And I put your head when I was saying something.
11:04Because it actually makes me benign the program sometimes.
11:08Riven!
11:09Are you alright?
11:12Watch out, Musa!
11:14Huh?
11:17Ooh, Gandlis is back.
11:20Yep.
11:20Not time to take a train.
11:22Of course.
11:25Why is this happening?
11:27Because?
11:28How did they get there?
11:30I don't know.
11:31But we had to cover everyone.
11:34Are you sure they didn't say something while I was saying about,
11:36Oh, hey, they're on a train somewhere.
11:38Nope.
11:39They're just there.
11:40Yep.
11:41Because the riders just said so.
11:42Enjoy your trip!
11:47Fail.
11:48Yeah, don't say.
11:49No, where were we?
11:50It was quite the train break.
11:51Caracan!
12:00Bon voyage!
12:08This is your stop.
12:09Time to get off.
12:12Well, I hate to travel alone.
12:22Huh.
12:24Why did he save Skye?
12:26I think it was because he wanted his leg.
12:28And he accidentally pulled him in.
12:30I suppose.
12:31So maybe Skye was also trying to get off at the same time.
12:34But he was trying to drag his head back.
12:35And we are back in Galinia!
12:37Apparently.
12:40Ah, and conveniently it brings the battle to them.
12:52Skye!
12:52Leaving town, Bloom?
12:54Without even saying goodbye?
12:56Dragonheart!
12:59You missed!
13:01You wish!
13:02Don't forget, a fire arrow never misses its target, Ogron!
13:07Now you're the bullseye!
13:12Ah, used her own DLCs mark on it against her.
13:15Yep.
13:16Clever.
13:17Gotta give them props for that.
13:20There's way too much confetti in this series.
13:23Indeed.
13:25How can he fire two?
13:27Maybe he stored the energy for the entire spell and then blasted it in two pieces.
13:34And what's that?
13:36I don't know.
13:37He sometimes pulled random spells out of his ass, even though his ability is to absorb and reflect magic.
13:42I suppose you could always argue that he's absorbed and lost the spell all his time and have to use
13:45them all.
13:46I don't want the white circle's energy to control me again!
13:50If it ends up in Ogron's hands, it will be the end of us all!
13:54How do you know that?!
13:56You don't even know what it is!
13:58I can't protect it.
14:00So you better get brainwashed, because as we all know it's the solution to everything.
14:07You don't even know what it is!
14:08I have an effect on women.
14:09Bloom's gone, I'm still here, and you're all alone.
14:13Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
14:16Don't mind if I do.
14:17You can go and get him and I'll wait right here.
14:23Dad!
14:24Oh no, you pushed my dad!
14:27To the left, even.
14:29Why make it worse?
14:31Come with me.
14:32Give me the white circle.
14:39Proxy, don't do this!
14:40Do what I say and I'll spare your father's life, I promise.
14:44Unless you want me to destroy him and everyone in the entire city.
14:48This can't...
14:49How can you destroy everyone in the city?
14:51This can't be happening!
14:52No!
14:53Your decision is easy, Roxy!
14:57What are you doing?
14:59He's making it...
15:00Night again?
15:01How can he do that?
15:03I don't know.
15:04His power is established as absorb magic and reflect it.
15:08I've never seen this guy like this.
15:10Well, he's a wizard, so...
15:13Magic.
15:14I guess.
15:16Seriously, she's on her knees crying.
15:18Just take my goddamn praying already!
15:21Let's get back to the group.
15:23Alright, but there's just one problem.
15:26You belong to the wrong group.
15:28Harmonic attack!
15:30And... how did you know that this time?
15:33Are you done now?
15:34I sense Elgron's magic trail and he's got the earth fairy with him.
15:37Let's go!
15:39I don't know!
15:40Let's go!
15:44Musa, you knew it wasn't me?
15:46How?
15:47Well, of course.
15:49I know you hate working in groups.
15:56Yeah, that makes sense.
15:58I didn't... want this.
16:00Go on, Roxy.
16:02You're special, and you'll always be special to me.
16:05So, therefore, we want you to be controlled by this demonic rig.
16:09Hey, Dad!
16:09I want to forget everything!
16:11Your wish is my command.
16:14All you have to do is give me the white circle.
16:18We are what we choose to be, Roxy.
16:20You can put an end to all of this.
16:23You are a fairy.
16:25The fairy of animals.
16:27Never forget that.
16:29The white circle is a powerful weapon, Roxy.
16:32Do not be frightened.
16:34Use it.
16:35Fight!
16:37You can choose what you want to be, so therefore, here's what you are.
16:40No, you don't dare!
16:40Yep.
16:43No, seriously, she doesn't get her choice.
16:46She is gonna be a fairy with us who wants to run up.
16:49Now you'll pay dearly for it!
16:52No!
16:54Why isn't she...
16:57How many fairies are there inside that ring?
16:59I'm in you.
17:00Use it properly.
17:03Ah!
17:04Ah!
17:07Ah!
17:09Ah!
17:11Ah!
17:11Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:14Ah!
17:16Well, that wasn't.
17:18Ah!
17:21Ah!
17:22Ah!
17:22Ah!
17:22Ah!
17:23Ah!
17:25Ah!
17:25say I'm impressed yeah it's not all villains who will jump in front of a
17:31train for each other though he may have might have overdone it oh where's all
17:38those rocks falling from I don't know oh no he cracked the sky
17:44strength of life let's just brainwash the panic away from people because that
17:54helps everything it's magic sweetheart a wonderful kind of magic how about
18:05getting them out of there yes fairies do exist hello why do I feel so weak
18:14this doesn't make sense Ogron what's up with us I'm weak where's my strength I
18:20can't find the power to transform that's the power of believix what will believe
18:25in the fairies magic again which is our strength gardenia trusts us now
18:32okay you pulled that plot point out of the sweetest and hairiest app you could
18:36find how does that even make sense
18:44how does it explain that to me people believe in them to begin strength with
18:49the river suddenly the black circle loses their power because we can't have our
18:54heroes just feel strong enough to beat the strong villains we have to make the
18:58villains weak so it's easy
19:00oh hey look at all the new buds on the tree of life the earth branches never looked so alive
19:08oh hello hello what thanks to the winks after all this time they're starting to blossom and new fairies will
19:19once again fly on earth
19:22what happens
19:24what happens
19:25how does that make sense
19:27I mean I barely buy that whole belief makes believing stronger because let's just be
19:33tarted and nothing more than feel good goody gum gum tubes you know stuff
19:36they're supposed to make all the other girls clap their hands and believe
19:40but why does it make the black circle weaker
19:44I don't know
19:46I don't know
19:47did they just kill the black circle
19:49nope
19:50um
19:50I don't think so
19:52they're the main villains after all
19:54but where did they go then
19:55she blasted a little fireball and they were just cut to somewhere else
19:59yep
19:59they went home to order pizza
20:01and we gained their dreams
20:03I don't agree with the black circle
20:06it doesn't make any sense
20:07it's like we don't know if it was a plot that went snoopaloogie
20:10awesome
20:10you're so beautiful
20:11alright
20:15what the hell
20:27not this again
20:30go away
20:45fuck
21:03okay
21:03that's it
21:04this is the Nara Cobra
21:05and we're leaving
21:07goodbye
21:07goodbye
21:08bye