- 13 years ago
Haven't we been over this plot already. And by already I mean that this must be the fifth or sixth time, at least.
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00:00Hello people, this is Eric Cobra, Enki Veneer, and this is Let's Watch Wings Club Blind.
00:06You may notice that episode 2 of this season is kinda missing.
00:12Yeah, I couldn't get it uploaded to Dailymotion, so my YouTube didn't work there either.
00:18Kinda working on it at this moment, our season 3 episode was also lost this way, but no sadly forever.
00:24We may have to redo some commentary with somebody who hasn't seen it before, but we'll figure that out.
00:29We're working on stuff in the background, don't worry.
00:33And this time sounds like we're gonna open the pet shop today, I suppose.
00:49Huh, they don't like academia either.
00:59Hey, are you guys having some car trouble? Need a tow truck?
01:04Do you ask that of every person who's outside walking in the rain?
01:08Well, if they stand in the middle of the road blocking the path.
01:12Well, I suppose.
01:27They're not being terribly sorry, are they?
01:30Nope!
01:30Yes!
01:31Run!
01:32Take your little coffee break.
01:36Okay.
01:40What is the...?
01:42Hey, that's the question.
01:44New level and high score too!
01:47Ah.
01:48Tecna, you're unbeatable!
01:50Okay.
01:51Anyway, to distract us from this, I'd like to share something with you that I've been thinking about ever since
01:56it was brought up.
01:59Um...
02:00It's kinda about how things might have worked out.
02:02It's just a theory I have and I doubt it's true, but...
02:05See, when the girls got their powers and learned about how they could use it, one of the first things
02:12they thought about was, they could make people happy!
02:15Whether they like it or not, because, you know, brainwashing is so fucking popular around here.
02:20And...
02:20What they said was that, when the ferries stopped...
02:23Girls, what's going on?
02:25No, when the ferries were removed from Earth, when magic got moved, people started warring and fighting each other.
02:31Now, people have been warring and fighting witch shows since...
02:34Forever.
02:35So, why are they based off?
02:37Because of magic.
02:38We know from the ferries and witches and whatnot that magic does not have a calming effect on the mind.
02:42It does not automatically make you happy.
02:44So, what I was wondering was, if those ferries who've been on Earth at the time didn't use their magic
02:49to keep everyone artificially happy and content.
02:52You know, brainwashing them, because...
02:53Yeah.
02:55They love that a lot, so...
02:57Fairy pets...
02:58Isn't it possible that the black circle arose to break the ferries holder of humanity, and maybe they, in the
03:04intervening time, has gotten more and more extreme to the point where they are now?
03:09It would be interesting, I doubt that's the case, but it would be interesting and fits all the facts that
03:13we've been given.
03:14But mostly we hope they don't end up wrecking our shop before that happens.
03:17How is the other mission going?
03:19Is there any sign of the last ferry on Earth?
03:22No, but we're definitely still looking.
03:25Remember just how important this part of the mission is.
03:28If the last Earth ferry falls into the hands of the black circle, they will become the most powerful wizards
03:34in all the dimensions.
03:36And their darkness will make life unbearable for mankind.
03:39How?
03:41I don't know...
03:43How does capturing fairies make them more powerful?
03:46I think they trained their magic or something?
03:49Oh, dream sequence.
03:51Hey, it's the last ferry on Earth.
03:56And...
03:56That's the ghost of one of the former fairies?
03:59Yep.
04:01Huh.
04:09Well, I suppose we are supposed to squee because they're so cute.
04:13They look cute, they're god-awful.
04:15But the only squee I can accomplish with is a horrible imitation of a pig when it's fleeing from a
04:22butcher.
04:23You know what?
04:25Kiko isn't nearly as unbearable as least.
04:27I mean, look at him.
04:28He looks like a cartoon rabbit, but...
04:30Yeah.
04:33The others, however...
04:35And he has some minimum of manners, you could say.
04:40He's actually half-strained.
04:42And...
04:43That's it!
04:44But there was especially those wet eyes, and...
04:47Well, not everything!
04:49They look really disproportionate.
04:51I mean, even Kiko has a big head compared to his body, but...
04:55Yeah.
04:56Okay, this is happening.
04:59What?
04:59Stella made sure they were all dressed up, so they're opening their critique thingy.
05:06Now they're looking into the air and smiling.
05:08Why, Stella?
05:09These uniforms are awesome.
05:10Well, they are.
05:11Stella originals.
05:14They're goddamn awful.
05:16Guys, it's 9 o'clock.
05:17Hurry, open the doors.
05:18I couldn't...
05:18I'm still looking for the words to describe.
05:20Just, what's wrong with these?
05:22On behalf of the Winx Club, I declare Love and Pet officially open.
05:26But where is everybody?
05:28You really think anybody wants those abominations?
05:31I know.
05:31Maybe it's too early.
05:33No worries.
05:34We'll be full before you know it.
05:36People like to be fashionably late.
05:38You'll see.
05:46Well, this is a...
05:50Fantastic success.
05:52I mean, just...
05:56Look at them!
05:57Yeah, but at least Kegel is taking time to train them.
06:01Yeah, but I mean, look at how they look compared to Kegel.
06:04Kegel looks like a halfway amphitomorphic cartoon animal.
06:09These...
06:10These...
06:11Pet things look...
06:13Like you...
06:14Like you...
06:16I don't know.
06:17It looks like a...
06:18Animal and a chibi and a fairy got merged in a teleportation accident.
06:25But...
06:26Maybe we need a fresher, more modern...
06:28Aha!
06:32Something like...
06:33A magical website!
06:35Tetna!
06:36That's a great idea!
06:37But didn't any Sierra make that?
06:39She did!
06:40She did!
06:40But thanks to magical software, people will be able to download their pet right to their home!
06:47Oh my god!
06:48This is way worse than a Troian horse or a computer virus!
06:52Mom, take it here!
06:52These pets have wings!
06:53I definitely want the mani-pedi special, but could you hold on for just a minute?
06:58What is it?
06:58Winged pets, Mom!
07:00Aren't they cute?
07:01Oh, Elena, please!
07:03Winged pets!
07:05You've got enough toys in your room!
07:08They're not toys!
07:10Come on!
07:11We're already late!
07:18What an awesome website!
07:20There are so many, and they're all adorable!
07:24Oh, how am I gonna pick just one?
07:26I guess I'll just close my eyes, and...
07:30Click!
07:32Yes!
07:33You're my pet!
07:35It works!
07:36It really works!
07:37Hey, cutie!
07:38Oh!
07:38Elena!
07:40What's going on in here?
07:42W-Where did that come from?
07:43My computer!
07:44Through the Winx Club pet site!
07:46Your computer?
07:47I know it's weird, but it's true!
07:49Whatever you say!
07:50Getting pets over the internet?
07:52I so can't keep up with technology!
07:56Yes, of course animals just get the idea of ordering online, I mean...
08:02Yeah, but...
08:04Okay, so...
08:06Like, are they buying them?
08:08Yup!
08:08They're buying them online, and then they just come out of their computer!
08:12Okay!
08:13Imagine if you bought something online, and it just popped out of your computer screen!
08:18Well, gotta confess, that would be kinda convenient!
08:20Oh!
08:21Hi!
08:22Is the store open?
08:24I just wanted to look around!
08:26Sure!
08:26Come in!
08:27We're happy to help you!
08:28Guys, get ready!
08:33That's so cool!
08:35I think she taught her how to do that!
08:37She's our personal pet trainer!
08:37You know what I noticed?
08:38What?
08:40There isn't a single one of these that's been bought by a boy!
08:42And one!
08:43And two!
08:45Wow!
08:45They can sing and dance too!
08:47I mean, that's...
08:48Yeah!
08:48I'm still trying to figure it out though!
08:50Look at these cute outfits!
08:51Over here is Stella's spring collection!
08:53They're adorable!
08:55And this is our mini clinic!
08:57If your pet has a problem, just drop them here!
09:00Okay!
09:03Now!
09:03There's...
09:04There are the boys!
09:05Happy?
09:06Excuse me!
09:06Excuse me!
09:08Blue!
09:09Blue!
09:10Blue!
09:10Blue!
09:11Okay!
09:11Hey!
09:13Hi Bloom!
09:14How are ya?
09:15I was just passing by and I saw you in the shop and...
09:18Okay!
09:19It's been a while!
09:20What's going on?
09:20Hello!
09:21Old friend whom we have never met before!
09:24Hi!
09:24You look great Andy!
09:25I got contact lenses so I can see now!
09:27And I see that you look pretty great yourself!
09:29Hi!
09:30I'm Stella and this is Musa!
09:32What's up?
09:33Andy's an old friend from high school!
09:35An old friend?
09:36You were my girlfriend!
09:38Oh my!
09:39Bloom has a secret cast?
09:41Just a little romance and drama!
09:42Catch me!
09:43I'm going to faint!
09:44Big deal!
09:45So I had a boyfriend in high school!
09:47What was Bloom like in those days Andy?
09:49Everything about Bloom was great!
09:50And from what I can see now, it seems like it still is!
09:53So listen!
09:54My band and I are playing at the fruity music bar tonight!
09:58Maybe you should say something!
10:00The date!
10:00You're a musician now?
10:03Uh, yeah!
10:04We're not big or anything yet, but we play out at a bunch of clubs!
10:08And guess what?
10:08We're about to cut our first CD!
10:11See you later then?
10:12Yeah!
10:13That was an awkward jump!
10:16Wait, did she just reach upon a date with him?
10:19He agreed to come and see his band play!
10:21Okay!
10:27That was awkward!
10:38Dude, they've never had this much problems with jumping trying to blows before!
10:52Yes!
10:53I got it!
10:54Okay!
10:55Nobody saw that!
10:57Problem solved!
10:58You see, while changing dimensions, the particle dematerializer must have automatically reset!
11:03Okay!
11:03Okay!
11:04Spare us the details!
11:05Just make sure that that thing can get us back to magics!
11:07And in one piece, too!
11:09Yeah, okay!
11:11Soooo...
11:13Suddenly a shop opens up with magic limpet!
11:16The police car gets attacked by a su- apparently Superman!
11:19And a black hole bombs off nights in the middle of the park!
11:22And the whole world goes...
11:24Eh!
11:25Where's my newspaper?
11:26We're here to back them up on their mission!
11:27Come on, guys!
11:28We have to try and go unnoticed!
11:31Hey, guys!
11:32I think we may have to rethink our strategy!
11:35Uh...
11:37Uh...
11:39Hey!
11:40What are you staring at?
11:42You!
11:44Huh?
11:45Something tells me that these guys have never seen a specialist uniform before!
11:51Oh, no!
11:51It's the bad hair gang!
11:54Your joys!
11:56Continuity!
11:58Instead of complaining, why don't we try to find a place to set up our base of operations?
12:03How?
12:03The money we use on magics is worthless here!
12:06Come on, Timmy!
12:07I'm the future king of Araclion!
12:09That should be worth something!
12:09How does film buy anything in magics?
12:13Skye!
12:13Wait!
12:14You can't pawn that!
12:15It's the seal of Araclion!
12:16It's way too valuable!
12:17It's the only thing we have that'll get us some money!
12:20Unless you'd rather sleep in the street tonight!
12:22We have a month to redeem it!
12:23We'll get it back!
12:35What's not up?
12:36There you go!
12:37First and final offer!
12:38And remember, you have exactly one month to buy it back from me!
12:41After that, I sell it!
12:42Alright!
12:43Oh!
12:43We'll be back!
12:45Okay!
12:47I wonder if this would be a problem or they're just gonna give it back last minute!
12:52What?
12:53I'm missing an excuse for drama?
12:56Wait a moment!
12:57Is Skye gonna see Bloom with this guitar lad and think again if we get a jealous plot?
13:03That's possible!
13:08Yeah, I just thought of that when I said they wouldn't miss an opportunity for drama because...
13:12You are a great solo!
13:13Maybe you could teach it to me!
13:15Yeah, okay!
13:16Nope!
13:16They're all gonna see them with the band members!
13:19Oh, hey!
13:19Yeah, Musa!
13:20Show them what you got!
13:22Oh, God!
13:25That isn't a guitar hero!
13:29Just take one!
13:30I thought I've seen better on Magix!
13:33Magix?
13:33Well, what's that?
13:34Is that a new guitar store?
13:35That sure looks like flirting to me!
13:38Would you chill out?
13:40You're gonna blow our cover!
13:41You have to trust your girlfriend, Riven!
13:43Bloom?
13:46Bye!
13:48I can't believe you!
13:49Calm down, Skye!
13:51Is she good?
13:54Why didn't you say you were coming?!
13:56I'm in charge!
13:57Keep an eye on me!
13:57Why won't you talk to each other?!
14:00But that's one thing!
14:04Seriously?
14:04This is what we're going with?!
14:06Yep!
14:07I knew you'd like it!
14:08This is even worse than what I said because it's down the drama!
14:12I have a good question!
14:13Why are they still wearing their work uniforms?
14:16Why does those uniforms have more cavias?
14:19Because...
14:20They had green cavias!
14:21Because she's a nurse!
14:23Smoothie man!
14:24Seconds for my friends, pretty please!
14:26You got it!
14:27Roxy!
14:28Six more smoothies, please!
14:30Coming right up, Dad!
14:32I'll have strawberry banana and make it a large!
14:35Oh, hey!
14:35Hello there, Herb's Last Fairy!
14:37Yep!
14:38Yep!
14:39Wow!
14:39Looks like someone sure is full of herself!
14:41Double time on those smoothies, Roxy!
14:44You know, they could've made it so...
14:46You know, they could've made it so...
14:48You know, they could've made it so...
14:48You know, they could've made it so...
14:49Go for it!
14:50Thank you!
14:51Why...
14:52Why is there something pulling in one of those?
14:54You're a special guest, Musa!
14:56Oh, I love that song!
14:59Come on!
15:01Yay!
15:02Ah!
15:02Anyway, they could've made the whole Roxy thing kinda subtle.
15:05You know, she could just show up and rob some, please!
15:07Come on, Roxy!
15:08What is up with that dog?
15:10It's the loud music that's bothering him.
15:12I'll calm him down.
15:17Sella!
15:17Yep!
15:18I felt it, too!
15:19It must be the magical wave we've been looking for!
15:23There!
15:27But it's not Ogron's gang!
15:29If it didn't come from the wizards,
15:31then it must be from the fairy we're looking for!
15:34And then they go after the wrong girl!
15:37Now's our chance!
15:38Let's go!
15:39No, wait!
15:40We can't just walk up to her and tell her she's the last fairy on Earth, right?
15:43I can tell her!
15:44You know me!
15:45I'm a people person!
15:46She'll listen to pop!
15:47Huh?
15:48What was that?
15:49Come on!
15:50Over here!
15:50Relax, Michael!
15:51There's two episodes till they climb there!
15:54It's the wizards of the black circle!
15:56Winx!
15:57Enchantix!
15:57I don't know to actually...
15:58I don't actually have to see it to know it is in the title!
16:03Wonderful!
16:09No, no really, the title of the sixth episode is very profound or something along those lines!
16:15But they could have made it subtle!
16:17I mean, we could be guessing who this is,
16:19it wasn't because they fucking showed us from the start!
16:23Yeah, and if there had just been a leap on it,
16:28we could also have been guessing her age somewhat,
16:30she could have been really, really old!
16:32Yeah!
16:33I mean, it would make sense for them to look for someone on Farragorn as age!
16:47How?
16:57Does this mean that I can't feel the inner...
16:59Why didn't you see if you missed your eye?
17:01The last fairy on Earth is ours!
17:03Wait!
17:04Hold on, Ogron!
17:04I think there's something wrong!
17:06The portal!
17:07It's rejecting her!
17:11Let...
17:12Let me go!
17:13Let her go!
17:14It's not her!
17:18Tell me right now!
17:20Where is the last Earth fairy?
17:22Start talking!
17:24Maybe they haven't developed that ability to sense magic,
17:27the fairies out!
17:29Huh!
17:29That would explain why they need others to do it for them!
17:32Yeah!
17:32Use your ocean of light!
17:34Right back at you!
17:38Huh!
17:39It's as effective on themselves as it is in the villains!
17:42Well, they usually are in the villains!
17:44Yeah, but that's...
17:45I mean, that was par for the course with Battle Sword 2,
17:47He's also just knocking them around for the first few episodes,
17:51and then he just...
17:52Yeah, then the villain grew weaker instead of the heroes growing stronger!
17:57Yeah!
17:57I don't...
17:58The...
17:59The animation is still just wrong!
18:01He's like still the puppetry at times!
18:04Yeah!
18:08And the characters are still just standing still when they should be moving!
18:12Yeah!
18:17Say goodbye to your wings, fairy!
18:22No!
18:23No!
18:24No!
18:27No!
18:28No!
18:28No!
18:28No!
18:29No!
18:32No!
18:33What if they essentially escape because the snake doesn't have arms?
18:35Don't shoot!
18:36It's me!
18:41Clever!
18:41Yeah!
18:57I'm sorry, is the music just not unfitting at all?
18:59No!
19:01No!
19:01No!
19:04It sounds like someone will play over a fight like Sam or something, not a battle!
19:09No!
19:10No!
19:12No!
19:12No!
19:13It sounds like they're solving a mystery at the dark haunted castle,
19:16not fighting for their lives with dark wizards in a parking lot!
19:19It's time to put an end to you to wannabes!
19:21Hey, maybe the scooby game will come in the front of them.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Okay, but that was lame.
19:30Yeah.
19:30Enough!
19:32Huh?
19:33But boss, we were just about to finish them off.
19:36It's the earth fairy we want.
19:37Stop wasting time on these losers.
19:40But you don't know why she...
19:41Oh, well.
19:42No.
19:43They don't know where the fairy is, so they retreat and know that they will be looking
19:48for them, so they just sit back and wait.
19:50Because, well, it would make sense if they haven't developed their abilities since magic,
19:54but they have no idea where to look.
19:57What?
19:58Aren't you happy to see us?
20:00Stop it.
20:01I know what's going on.
20:03Okay, Bloom, listen.
20:04I know you're not gonna like this, but you guys are gonna need all the help you can get
20:08if you're taking on the Wizards of the Black Circle.
20:11Skye, you don't think we can handle them?
20:13You couldn't!
20:14This is our mission, and we're fine.
20:16You weren't!
20:20Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Riddle.
20:22You appreciate what you're trying to do, but you need to trust us to be able to handle this mission.
20:25We trust you too much.
20:27Who are those guys at the club?
20:29Riven!
20:30What are you talking about?
20:32Come on, Bloom.
20:33Andy, Guitar, and his band.
20:35We saw you.
20:36What?
20:37You've been spying on us?
20:38No, we...
20:39I cannot believe that you would do this.
20:42I thought you knew me better than that.
20:44And what's worse is, I thought I knew you.
20:46Bloom, if you would just let me explain, I...
20:48Ah, let him go.
20:50Tomorrow they'll have forgotten all about it.
20:53Riven, please.
20:54You are not helping.
20:58So...
20:58They could handle the Black Circle all along, despite the fact that they got an ass handed to them.
21:06Um...
21:06Um...
21:07Yeah.
21:07Something like that.
21:09And this is, once again, a case of poor communication.
21:14And it's Bloom's fault!
21:16Yep.
21:17If she had made clear that she weren't interested in ending from the gang, rather than leading him on, then
21:24it wouldn't have looked so suspicious to Skye, who probably should come out and say hi, so he's at fault
21:31too, but seriously.
21:33Yeah, they're all being kind of dumb here, but I agree with the boys, they need help.
21:36Why do they need to do it on their own?
21:38They got their ass handed to them by the Black Circle!
21:42Because...
21:42It's a fairy thing and they're the main character, so if they needed help, they wouldn't be as amazing, yada
21:48yada yada.
21:48But they need help!
21:49We saw that!
21:51Yeah.
21:52It's obvious they can't handle this on their own!
21:56Yes, but...
21:57But they're too proud!
21:58Yep.
22:00Yeah.
22:01This has been Eric Cobra.
22:02And keep an eye out!
22:03This has been Let's Watch Wings Without Blind.
22:04See you all around!
22:05Bye-bye!