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The heroes suck, the villains look cool, the plot makes no sense, buisness as usual and film at eleven.
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00:00Hello people, this is Eric Cobra and Gibaneer.
00:05This is really loud now, isn't it?
00:09You don't say.
00:16Okay.
00:18I think I'm putting an album 15, so if I watch it again.
00:22There you go.
00:25Yeah, we may fix this after this episode is done.
00:29But we'll see to it.
00:31It's not like we'll miss any important dialogue, because there isn't any in this show.
00:36Ever.
00:37So, yeah, we're going with the Nickelodeon dub now, because apparently, I think it was the Foxkiss dub?
00:44I'm not sure.
00:45Who lost the rights to it after third season?
00:47So, is it going to be better?
00:52I don't know.
00:53No!
00:54Okay, I'm glad I just know that no amount of dubbing could have saved the climax of the last season.
00:59So, I doubt it.
01:04Not the first day I was expecting.
01:07I know.
01:08Defeating an evil wizard does not make a celebrity.
01:11Hurry up Stella, we're late!
01:13Why does that not make a celebrity?
01:16Because...
01:20Hey!
01:21That was Avina!
01:23Huh.
01:23Why is she still in school?
01:26She's in their class.
01:27We should have graduated last year.
01:29I don't know.
01:30The animation also seems a bit more...
01:34I don't know.
01:34A bit paper dolly.
01:37At times.
01:41It's just me...
01:42There's something weird with the animation!
01:45This is our room.
01:46Huh?
01:46No, it's not.
01:47This is our room.
01:50Clarice is right.
01:51This area's for students.
01:53Your rooms are down the hall in the teacher's wing.
01:56I thought you knew.
01:57You're no longer...
01:59Why would the teachers be leaving the student room?
02:02How...
02:02Why did you think that?
02:04I guess it's...
02:05We just used to go that way.
02:08This was the Winx room?
02:09Exactly.
02:10Work as hard, and if you're lucky, you'll do just as well.
02:13Thank you for accepting my...
02:15I think they should probably aim a little higher.
02:17The youngest fairies ever to reach the Enchantix level.
02:20You can provide great inspiration.
02:22Particularly for the new students just learning about the world of math.
02:26Oh yes, you're so fucking special, alright?
02:28I mean, one of you...
02:29All you have to do with...
02:30And...
02:31Hold on to your seats here!
02:32One of you...
02:34Agreed...
02:34To give up her side in 24 more hours!
02:37In order to heal a major member of her royal family!
02:41Ain't that special!
02:42Yeah...
02:43And it should be added that that was her app...
02:46Oh...
02:47And...
02:47Uh...
02:48Uh...
02:48Yeah...
02:50There's some family relation.
02:54And let's walk into the mirror.
02:59Well, at least we have a bit of continuity with that chest.
03:02Only a few honored people know about it.
03:06I thought I knew every inch of Alfea, but this is so new!
03:10What is this place?
03:11The entire history of the magic dimension is here.
03:15Think of it as a museum of magic.
03:18Here you can find the past, the present, and even parts of the future.
03:22And this kept away from the public...
03:24Yes, your achievements are new to celebrities.
03:27But you must remember what is truly important.
03:29A fairy's life is an endless journey, and you must never believe you are at its end.
03:34I thought becoming an Enchantix fairy meant we were kinda done with that whole hard work search for meaning stuff.
03:39This is the great book of fairies.
03:41In it, you'll see that each level leads to a chance to achieve a new, more powerful level.
03:47With new outfits, too!
03:48So couture.
03:49Don't just look at the picture, Stella.
03:51You should all read it.
03:52Then you'll find out the infinite magic levels a fairy can reach.
03:56The level right above Enchantix is called Believix.
03:59What's it about?
04:00Is it just me...
04:01Uh...
04:02The limbs are kinda rubbery!
04:04Can dry up floods.
04:05I don't know!
04:05It's like...
04:06You can stop evil wizards and ogres and witches.
04:10But with Believix power, for the first time you'll be able to reach people's hearts.
04:15Affect their feelings.
04:17Wow!
04:17Helping people...
04:18That sounds terrifying!
04:20It's such an amazing thing to do!
04:21Just think!
04:22We can make all of the realms so much happier and more full of positive energy!
04:26We'll be a mobile Happy Fun Time Factory!
04:29Yay!
04:30I'll also give you the power to heal whoever is in need.
04:33It will take lots of work, but trust me.
04:35When the time is right, all the Believix secrets will be revealed.
04:39In the meantime, read!
04:46Hmm...
04:47Huh?
04:48Huh?
04:50What?
04:51Huh?
04:52Relax.
04:53They're just paintings.
04:55And even if they weren't, why would you be frightened of them?
04:59Pictures of the magic dimensions...
05:01Oh, look!
05:01Oh, the car!
05:02Them belts are going pictures!
05:04Lord Dalkar, Valdorf, all your enemies are here.
05:07But there are also some forgotten figures.
05:10And threats that one day you may have to face.
05:13After all, we have so many more toys to sell.
05:16And so much more commercials to make.
05:18So hey, we're gonna keep churning them out.
05:20What's behind this?
05:21No!
05:22Yeah!
05:25Who are they?
05:26Nobody, Blue.
05:27Let's go back now.
05:29I believe something...
05:29Yeah, the way your acts clearly screams,
05:32NOBODY!
05:33THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT!
05:37SPOKEY!
05:38SPOKEY!
05:38No, seriously!
05:39Why have Santa Fighters only got a bit of Mr. Fantastic's powers?
05:42I mean, it's not like they're stretching, but the way they move, it doesn't look natural!
05:46It looks like...
05:47Maddie Kids!
05:48Yeah!
05:50Hey, Tecna!
05:51Brandon!
05:53Is this for real?
05:54Well, they really are the specialists.
05:57Not quite in the flesh, but close.
05:59I downloaded my video chat program into a teleportation prototype.
06:05Ow?
06:05Oh my goodness!
06:06I'm so sorry!
06:08So, you've got artificial boyfriends now.
06:11For when your real boyfriends aren't there.
06:13I miss you too, Aisha.
06:14No, it's sort of...
06:16It's a telephone.
06:16But with...
06:18Artificial...
06:19Bodies...
06:20But...
06:20Even talking.
06:21Ugh.
06:47I've been incredibly busy.
06:48It's really hard work.
06:50Harder than I thought.
06:51And I have to wear this...
06:53Co-thing all the time.
06:55It makes me look ridiculous, but it's part of the job.
06:59Even if he's just in training.
07:01But, Bloom, I really, really miss you.
07:04Good luck with your first day back.
07:06I know you'll do great, and I promise I'll be back soon.
07:08Your class is waiting, ladies!
07:15Okay.
07:15Kinda fun.
07:16Start working.
07:18Welcome, everyone.
07:19My name is Bloom, and this is our first time teaching a course, so we're a little nervous.
07:24In fact, I think we were less frightened when we were in the dark dimension of Obsidian.
07:30Yeah, that happened in a movie between seasons.
07:32We might get to that at some point.
07:44Oh yeah, because that took so much effort to smash those two words together.
07:51The source of my magic comes from...
07:53Is plot contributions.
07:54And Flores comes from nature.
08:04She just killed that flower.
08:06And detonated that girl's hair on it.
08:09Magic gadgets from everyday technology.
08:14And when they get too serious, I know how to lighten things up.
08:19Oh my God.
08:23Oh my God.
08:25Oh.
08:26Oh, oh, oh.
08:28Musa's magic comes from music.
08:31And like Aisha's showing us, if you want your magic to stay strong, you have to stay strong, too.
08:36Working out and staying in great shape.
08:37What-what are we doing there?
08:39Dancing?
08:41No, but that's a weird humping move she did right there.
08:44Is this a college for fairies, not a gym.
08:46I want to learn magic, not aerobics.
08:48Training doesn't have to be boring. Come on, Tecna set up a little something in the courtyard.
08:53A kind of special obstacle course.
08:55What is this thing and why didn't I know about it?
08:58It was an independent study. I worked on it with Professor Palladium.
09:03He doesn't get a line.
09:05...so full of themselves. Who do they think they are? Rockstars?
09:08Do they think they can impress us with this little dog and pony show?
09:12They aren't all that. They're just a bunch of spoiled princesses and lame-o show-offs.
09:16Why are you saying that, Clarice?
09:19I'm kinda inclined to agree with that girl with the ENORMOUS HAIR.
09:57She just planted a piece of fireworks inside the training hall.
10:02And then planted the evidential nose, dude. Yeah, okay. I'm starting to dislike the big-haired girl.
10:11Because that girl hadn't done anything for her.
10:16Oh yeah, we have new transformation sequence music.
10:21That's something, I guess.
10:25But honestly, I can't blame her for trying to detonate these girls with fireworks.
10:29I myself have wanted to do that a couple of times.
10:32It's a natural reaction.
10:38So after you flew through the colon...
10:46So after you flew through the colon...
10:57Yes, I designed a spinny death flame wheel because I'm sure she could handle that on her way.
11:05Seriously, the rest of the things weren't that dangerous.
11:11Most of it was just flying mildly around, slightly annoying obvious.
11:15Then suddenly, DEATH THAN OF FLAMES!
11:18And then it's just back to the hole.
11:22I mean, look at it!
11:23Avoid the beach ball.
11:25Fly through a clown's intestine.
11:29Avoid the giant peppermint.
11:32Go through the tunnel of fun.
11:34And then...
11:35SPINNING FLAMED DEATH FAN!
11:38Honestly, it doesn't fit in!
11:42Actually, they could have made the obstacles a little more interesting.
11:48They might also have made it so that there didn't have to be any chance for them to do it.
11:54You know, so the students could do it afterwards.
11:57Well, they wouldn't get a chance to show off now, would they?
12:03And...
12:03She just went from the fire to flowers?
12:06Yep.
12:18Oh no!
12:20Come on, come on!
12:22Dragon Blaze Power Fire!
12:23I command you!
12:24Come to me!
12:26Are you alright?
12:27Are you alright?
12:28I know!
12:30How are you feeling?
12:31I'm fine, Winx, really.
12:32It was just the smoke and the shock.
12:35And a stupid trick by a student.
12:37What are you talking about, Musa?
12:38Don't worry, Flora.
12:40Thanks to Techno, we caught the suspect.
12:43Guess who she is.
12:44Those fireballs are made up of 75% Nova Cyrene.
12:47An explosive substance whose residue was easily traced by my Omni Detector.
12:51To a box found inside your backpack.
12:53So, Alice, if A equals B and B equals you, you're in big trouble.
12:58No!
12:58It wasn't me!
12:59Please!
13:00You've gotta believe me!
13:01I'm deeply sorry that this happened.
13:03Your silly little trick put many girls' lives at risk.
13:07I'm terribly disappointed in you, Alice.
13:09You do not belong here.
13:11You're expelled from Alfea.
13:13What?!
13:14Yep!
13:15No, no, seriously!
13:18Think of what the Wings Girls have done!
13:20Yep!
13:21And not got expelled.
13:23Remember that time they weakened the defense and put everyone at the school at serious risk
13:26of injury?
13:27And death?
13:29Yeah!
13:29When they broke into Cloud Tower!
13:31Yep!
13:33Actually, I think those might have been the same thing!
13:36If they don't believe me now, then they won't believe me then!
13:38Huh?
13:39Oh no!
13:40It's Flora!
13:45So, yeah.
13:46But she's not a main character!
13:47There was a difference.
13:48Where did she go?
13:48Her room was empty and her friends haven't seen her!
13:51She took all her!
13:52Huh?
13:54Oh!
13:54Oh, hey!
13:55The Flora's arrived!
13:56Yep!
13:57And who are they?
14:00We have a new heavy metal fan!
14:01Where's the concert hall?
14:03The famous fairy school.
14:07Okay, these guys look like they mean business.
14:10Can I help you?
14:11Are you looking for someone?
14:14Maybe you can help us, little fairy.
14:17We're looking for a girl named Bloom.
14:18We're old friends of hers.
14:20I know all of Bloom's friends and I've never heard of you.
14:24I really hate that fairy attitude.
14:26Yeah!
14:26No, no!
14:27Let's not lose our temper, Gantlos.
14:29I'm sure she'll tell us.
14:31Where's Bloom?
14:33I'll never tell you where she is!
14:36We'll just see about that, won't we?
14:38Gantlos!
14:39Dumond!
14:40Annigan!
14:41Split up and find that girl!
14:42I don't care what you have to do or who you have to hurt!
14:45Just find her!
14:47Okay!
14:49Do they even make that clear?
14:50I mean, they might not have known how that move works.
14:55Yep.
14:55This book is really incredible!
14:58Listen to this!
14:59Bloom!
14:59Bloom!
15:00Shh!
15:01Quiet, Alice!
15:02We're in the library!
15:03Flora!
15:04Flora's in danger!
15:06What are you talking about?
15:07You better not be lying again!
15:10Four wizards just came to the school and they're looking for you, Bloom!
15:14There she is!
15:15Is she alright?
15:16What happened?
15:17She wasn't very cooperative.
15:21I'm still hard to hear.
15:23Yep.
15:24Yes.
15:25Just a moment.
15:28Perhaps you could be a little more helpful.
15:31We're looking for a girl named Bloom.
15:34Okay.
15:36Good news, wizards!
15:37We have found her!
15:39Winx!
15:40Enchantix!
15:42Enchantix!
15:44We may be here to kill you, but we'll be gentlemanly enough to wait for you to binge transforming!
15:49Better.
15:50Huh, that didn't take long.
15:51Oh!
15:52Such beautiful wings.
15:53That's what makes a fairy so special.
15:55It's almost a shame to tear them off.
15:57Huh?
15:59Huh?
16:00Huh?
16:01Huh?
16:01Huh?
16:02Huh?
16:03Huh?
16:05Huh?
16:06Huh?
16:07Huh?
16:08Huh?
16:12Huh?
16:17Huh?
16:25Huh?
16:28Huh?
16:29Huh?
16:29Huh?
16:29Huh?
16:29Huh?
16:29Looking for me, fairy?
16:30You are so slow.
16:33Huh?
16:34Huh?
16:35Huh?
16:35Huh?
16:37Huh?
16:37Weak...
16:38Weak fairies!
16:40At least it isn't the world wide web anymore.
16:43Huh?
16:43This exercise is making me hungry.
16:47Yep.
16:49Back off!
16:52No, Alice!
16:54Don't!
16:55Listen to Bloom.
16:57No chance.
17:00Okay!
17:03Okay!
17:04Magic base boom!
17:05Huh?
17:06Huh?
17:08Huh?
17:09Disco shower!
17:11I prefer something with a little more kick to it!
17:17Okay!
17:18Try this one!
17:19Dragon energy!
17:21There is something satisfying about seeing that these girls get kicked around.
17:25Yep!
17:27I can't deny it!
17:28Well, that felt good.
17:30I'm not really liking these guys.
17:32Oh!
17:32And just what is going on out here?
17:37Everything is under control, little man!
17:39Now go back to sleep!
17:41No!
17:42Gah!
17:43Huh!
17:45Well, that was lame!
17:48Yep!
17:48I would be calling foul if they weren't pulling the same trick on the wings and just...
17:52No selling them!
17:54Energy burst!
17:58How do he move so fast?
18:02But seriously, I gotta get used to this animation!
18:05The more you attack me, the stronger I get!
18:06I can absorb all your magical energy!
18:08Dragon fury!
18:09You have no chance against me!
18:12Hmm!
18:13Huh?
18:19I've been waiting for you for a very long time, Bloom.
18:22The Black Circle welcomes you!
18:25Hunter, unite!
18:26May the doors of the Black Circle open wide!
18:31Hey?
18:35I am not entirely sure what...
18:39Everything is so dark!
18:41There's something to do!
18:42Don't try to resist, Bloom!
18:44Allow your destiny to be fulfilled!
18:48I'm interested to see where this is going!
18:54Finally!
18:55We've captured the last Earth Fairy!
18:59Huh?
19:00What?
19:00Hey!
19:01Oberon!
19:01What's happening?
19:03It's the Universe spirits.
19:05The Circle has rejected her.
19:07This Fairy!
19:08This Fairy!
19:09She's not the one we're looking for!
19:11Hello?
19:12What happened?
19:14Come on!
19:16Come on!
19:16Come on!
19:17Come on!
19:17Come on!
19:17Come on!
19:18So... Bloom is not the last Fairy from...
19:21No, she's from Boomin'o, who is it?
19:23No, she's from Boomin'o, who is it?
19:24No, she's from Boomin'o, who is it?
19:24Huh?
19:25Ah, I see.
19:26That way.
19:27Huh.
19:31There's nothing to feel ashamed of.
19:34You see, the Wizards of the Dark Circle are formidable enemies.
19:38I think I said Black Circle.
19:40Did they?
19:40Black, dark, whatever.
19:43I think that's quite disrespectful.
19:44What matters are values and inner strength.
19:47I think someone should tell Stella that.
19:49Autographs, anyone?
19:50Want a picture?
19:51Huh?
19:52You can ask me for anything.
19:53How about a Stella makeover?
19:56Follow me.
19:57Someone out here wants to say something.
19:59That wasn't funny.
20:01Hello, Clarice.
20:03Headmistress, Alice is innocent.
20:05The fireball was my idea.
20:06I didn't mean to get her into trouble.
20:07Miss Griselda has told me everything.
20:09But I appreciate your honesty.
20:11I appreciate your honesty as well.
20:13But I thought I was going to be expelled.
20:15Well, I was going to expel you, but someone changed my mind.
20:19Thank you, thank you, thank you.
20:21Don't thank me.
20:22Thank your friend Alice.
20:29It's for the sake of students like Alice and Clarice that you must continue to teach and set such a
20:34goal.
20:34I'm sorry, how do the school rules fit together here?
20:37No idea.
20:39So she wasn't expelled because she got in trouble about school.
20:44Because she didn't mean to get Alice in trouble.
20:46That's why she took the evidence in her back.
20:50To face their power, you'll need to be even stronger than you are now.
20:53You'll need to go beyond the enchantic stage to a more powerful and advanced level.
20:58Despite the fact that last season we said it was the ultimate one.
21:00Come Believe experience begins today.
21:02This book will show you the way.
21:04Follow its teachings and your magical possibilities will be endless.
21:09Your journey will not be easy, but I believe in you girls.
21:14We're ready for anything, Miss Fergonda.
21:16Then it's time I told you the story I hoped I'd never have to tell again.
21:22And that's the end of that.
21:25Yep.
21:25Huh.
21:26So, anything to add?
21:28The animation is weird.
21:30I like the start of the new villains, but I want to see more of them before I throw in
21:35my banner behind them.
21:38The characters are stupid as always, and the plot turns some really stupid directions, but it was a delight to
21:46see them get smacked around for once.
21:49So, yeah.
21:50This has been Eric Cobra.
21:51Thank you, Veneer.
21:52This has been Let's Watch Winter Club Lines.
21:53See you all along.
21:55Bye-bye.