00:00 I just wanted to know where the library was.
00:02 What's the quotation mean?
00:05 You looking for a lab or something?
00:07 I was just looking for the library.
00:09 Oh, yeah, the library is right here.
00:11 OK, thanks.
00:12 Yeah, there you go.
00:12 Welcome back to my channel.
00:18 My name is Dani Jackal, and I'm at the University
00:21 of Washington.
00:22 And today, I'm going to be using unnecessary air quotes.
00:24 Enjoy the video.
00:25 Oh, my god, I love your skirt.
00:28 Thank you.
00:29 Wow, it's so cute.
00:32 What's these?
00:33 Huh?
00:34 What's these?
00:35 What do you mean?
00:36 I was just saying I love your skirt.
00:38 But why do you use this?
00:39 Like, what do you--
00:40 I don't know.
00:41 I think I just use hand gestures when I talk.
00:43 Do you not?
00:44 Not those, typically.
00:46 So I just use name quotes.
00:48 Why not?
00:50 I just use it in certain situations,
00:52 but not all the time.
00:54 It's because this is usually sarcastic.
00:56 Oh, gosh.
00:58 Yeah.
00:59 No wonder a girl tried to meet me up yesterday.
01:03 Yeah.
01:04 No.
01:04 No, please.
01:05 That's not good.
01:05 We won't beat you up.
01:07 We won't beat you up.
01:08 OK.
01:08 We won't report you.
01:10 Because it's so like-- I got moves.
01:13 But I mean, I obviously defend myself when the man is needed.
01:17 OK, well.
01:20 Well, it was great meeting you, ladies.
01:24 Nice to meet you, too.
01:25 OK, well.
01:27 Have a good day.
01:28 Thanks, you too.
01:29 See ya.
01:30 Bye.
01:30 Bye.
01:31 Where's the library?
01:40 Right there.
01:42 Like, turn right.
01:42 It's a big building.
01:43 Oh, you want me to turn right.
01:47 OK.
01:49 Oh, are you on the phone?
01:50 I mean, like, yeah, but what's up?
01:52 It's my brother.
01:53 I can say whatever the [BLEEP] he don't care.
01:55 You can tell him, like, whatever?
01:56 What's going on?
01:57 Do you need help with directions?
01:59 Yeah.
02:00 Oh, yeah.
02:00 OK.
02:01 What do you-- I'm sorry.
02:02 What do you need?
02:03 Oh, I just wanted to know where the library was.
02:06 Oh, the library.
02:07 Which one?
02:08 Because we got, like--
02:09 The main.
02:10 Like the Harry Potter one?
02:12 Mm-hmm.
02:13 Oh, the library.
02:14 Oh, I mean, I think that's it right there.
02:16 Susan Lowe's.
02:17 I forget the name.
02:18 I mean, this is my third year here.
02:19 And I should know where the [BLEEP] this shit is.
02:21 So you're a junior.
02:23 Yeah.
02:24 I'm not getting it.
02:26 I'm [BLEEP] post being fried.
02:29 So, like, my brain ain't there.
02:31 Are you-- what's the--
02:33 what's the quotation be?
02:35 You looking for a lab or something?
02:37 I was just looking for the library.
02:39 Oh, OK.
02:39 Yeah, the library is right here.
02:40 OK.
02:41 Thanks.
02:41 Yeah, there you go.
02:42 Really quick question for you.
02:49 Yeah?
02:50 Where can I get, like, some food?
02:53 Food?
02:53 Like, do you mean, like, a Husky food?
02:55 I mean, like, you can go down to the Hub.
02:56 There's, like, a whole cafeteria food option.
02:59 Oh, like, lots of food.
03:01 Yes.
03:03 All right, like--
03:03 Oh, I'm not the person for that.
03:06 I don't got you for lots of food.
03:09 Oh, I thought the Hub has the food.
03:10 That's why I was going to go there.
03:11 And you just told me to, so.
03:12 It's got food, but not lots of food.
03:16 You're confusing me.
03:16 This is confusing me.
03:19 I don't know what you're doing.
03:20 Do you want food?
03:21 Do you want--
03:22 Yeah, I'm starving.
03:23 Then I'd go to the Hub.
03:24 I don't know why you were--
03:25 never mind.
03:26 Because I got you.
03:29 You're not, like, single, are you?
03:30 I'm in a relationship.
03:35 Like, you have a girlfriend?
03:37 Yeah, yeah.
03:38 Yeah.
03:38 I do.
03:42 Like, how long have you been, like, dating?
03:44 About 11 months.
03:46 Oh, 11?
03:47 Yeah.
03:47 What's up?
03:53 I just, like, had wanted your number, but, like, I don't--
03:59 I think you're really pretty.
04:01 But I'm sorry, I'm in a relationship.
04:03 OK, you're such a good boyfriend.
04:07 Sorry, that's--
04:07 You're so loyal.
04:08 Yeah.
04:09 Anyways, yeah.
04:12 Yeah, see ya.
04:13 I just had to tell you, I, like, love your sleeve.
04:19 My sleeve, my arm?
04:20 Yeah.
04:21 Appreciate you, appreciate you.
04:22 Uh, nope.
04:24 Nope.
04:26 What's up?
04:27 What?
04:28 What's up?
04:29 What do you mean?
04:30 I'm going to class.
04:31 What about you?
04:32 I'm about to go do homework.
04:34 Oh, homework?
04:35 What's that supposed to mean?
04:37 You don't think I'm going to do homework?
04:38 I think you're doing homework.
04:40 I was just asking.
04:40 Like, what--
04:41 I'm not doing homework.
04:42 Like, what homework are you going to do?
04:44 That.
04:46 OK.
04:48 Cool.
04:49 Yeah.
04:50 Yeah.
04:51 Well, what's-- you know, I have a task I have.
04:54 Huh?
04:54 Huh?
04:55 I don't know.
04:57 I'm nervous.
04:58 Why are you nervous?
04:59 I just want your number.
05:01 Why don't you just ask for it, then?
05:02 OK, can I get your number?
05:04 You can get one of these.
05:05 OK.
05:07 What's your name?
05:09 Oh, I'm Danny.
05:12 Why do you keep doing that?
05:15 What do you mean?
05:16 Doing what?
05:18 Nothing.
05:19 Do you go to school here?
05:21 Yeah.
05:23 Like, what year are you?
05:25 Freshman.
05:27 Freshman?
05:28 Yeah.
05:31 I mean, like, are you wanting my number?
05:33 Early days of USC.
05:34 Sure.
05:35 OK.
05:37 Quick question, though.
05:38 Like, I mean, how many people have you, like, kissed?
05:45 Interesting.
05:47 Huh?
05:49 I don't know.
05:52 I'll find out.
05:53 Why do you keep, like, pacing?
05:55 Well, I have a little feeling that it's one
05:58 of those little video things.
06:01 Are you filming me?
06:03 Gosh, your eyes are just gorgeous.
06:05 Thank you.
06:07 Where'd you get them?
06:09 My parents, I guess.
06:11 Dang.
06:12 Wow.
06:13 You just are, like, so hot.
06:17 Thanks.
06:18 All right, well, have a good day.
06:19 Wait, wait, wait.
06:20 I wanted to get your number.
06:23 Gosh, you just stormed off.
06:24 Why?
06:25 Well, I gotta get to class.
06:27 Well, class can wait.
06:29 I am, like, so lost.
06:33 Just looking for, like, the dorms.
06:35 Yeah.
06:36 Wait, North campus or West campus?
06:39 West.
06:40 Why West?
06:42 What do you think?
06:44 What?
06:45 Why not just normal West?
06:47 Why West?
06:48 I was saying West.
06:49 Why, like, the quotation marks?
06:53 Because I was saying, like, I want to go to the West dorms.
06:56 That way.
06:57 You just go straight and then take a right all the way down.
07:00 Oh.
07:02 OK.
07:04 I'm just saying, OK.
07:05 Why are you being weird?
07:06 I'm not being weird.
07:08 I was just confused.
07:09 Are you asking me for my number?
07:12 Are you sure?
07:16 Are you trying to--
07:18 I kind of want your number.
07:22 I got a girl.
07:24 I mean, she doesn't have to know.
07:27 No, I got a girl.
07:28 You got a go or you got a girl?
07:30 I got a girl.
07:30 Yeah.
07:31 You got a girl.
07:31 Yeah, so do you want directions or do you want my number?
07:34 Both.
07:36 I can't give out my number.
07:37 Directions?
07:40 You don't want directions?
07:41 Directions are this way to the right.
07:44 That way.
07:45 OK.
07:46 Have a good day.
07:46 Thank you.
07:47 All right.
07:48 See you.
07:50 Anyway, can I check out your board?
07:53 Sure.
07:54 Cool.
07:56 I love skateboarding.
07:59 What does that mean?
08:01 What does what mean?
08:02 You love skateboarding?
08:03 Yeah, I love it.
08:04 Like, I love it.
08:05 You love it?
08:05 Oh.
08:06 OK.
08:06 Yeah.
08:07 I grew up skateboarding.
08:10 You're a pro.
08:11 I didn't say that.
08:14 But I'm actually really bad.
08:15 I just love it.
08:17 Just like I love you.
08:19 So can I get your number?
08:24 Why not?
08:28 Why not?
08:32 Is there something wrong with me?
08:40 Do you go to school here?
08:41 Yeah.
08:43 OK.
08:45 I just think you're kind of cute.
08:48 Can I grab your number?
08:49 Sure.
08:50 OK.
08:50 What's your name?
08:56 Danny.
08:57 What are you putting all these quotes?
08:59 What are you doing?
09:00 What?
09:01 I see a camera over here.
09:02 I have no idea.
09:02 I'm just messing around.
09:03 I'm filming a video.
09:06 I know that was super weird.
09:07 That was the whole point.
09:08 I was supposed to be weird.
09:10 You were awesome, though.
09:12 I'm filming a video.
09:13 Oh.
09:15 Yeah, no.
09:16 I'm using unnecessary air quotes.
09:18 So--
09:19 Oh.
09:19 And that killed me because you were like trying
09:22 to pick up some other--
09:24 I thought you were like--
09:26 What?
09:26 Like as in like drugs?
09:28 Yes.
09:29 I'm like, oh, I'm not your guy, then.
09:30 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
09:32 I hope you enjoyed it.
09:33 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
09:35 comment below, subscribe, and follow me
09:37 on the rest of my social platforms.
09:38 And I'll see you in the next video.
09:39 Bye.
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