00:00842 here on david chuck the freak on this thursday morning it is the 24th of march
00:15the show always catches andy green by surprise that does he forgets that we go you guys make
00:20fun of me every time i'm not here when we go back on the air but pretty much once a day andy green
00:25misses i saw him standing out there he's smoking and he's just staring at his phone and i and i know
00:30i'm like we're about ready to go back on how long do we give them must not have uh it must not have
00:36our our station's not on out there that could be the problem right now that's what we um should
00:42anyone tell him i mean because it's been a long time no lisa you're gonna tell him you're just
00:45gonna wait don't tell him just watch let's see how long this goes oh he's coming in now okay all right
00:51so a good good minute and a half i guess uh at least before andy is real mad at himself
00:57watch on that he's taking him a while he's not rushing yeah no no what could he stop to do
01:04what could he stop to do he was looking at his phone the whole way walking back he's still not
01:11here what's he oh he's coming now hey it's me there you are the lights on we had just about a two
01:18and a half minute discussion of how long it would take you to get back in here how did that happen
01:23is the show not on the patio no it's almost this is like some floyd deep cut right now
01:28yeah i was my regular time started smoking we were just wondering we had a countdown how long
01:40it would take you to realize that the show was back on the air but and then we were like oh no
01:44see this show's not on because we thought you'd hear the in the second like the legal went off
01:49yeah yeah and then we were like oh wait no he didn't no reaction and i was like
01:54through my cigarette i broke my toe
02:00opening the door god what's wrong with me i don't know time uh generally you make it here
02:07yeah i didn't know i did yeah it seemed like time went by really fast oh welcome glad to have you
02:13that was weird i said as a wide and he's gonna be mad he doesn't and he doesn't like to come in
02:18here and it's he's missed he's missed any time at all right i hate that and it's just like with a
02:23morning show when you screw up it's different because you don't get written up or anything like that
02:28you get made fun of by your peers right live on the radio in front of the number one audience in
02:33the entire place so i love when andy puts his headphones on when he's all disheveled
02:40because his hair goes insane oh yeah there's no way of telling what's going on
02:44i don't know it's fine to me i'm gonna let it roll i figure this thing whatever this is in front of
02:53my eyes it's a little yeah it's like uh that's uh sad andy that's flip it back andy
03:00you guys think i'm cool little hair flips he was just pondering life out there
03:07i just hope this hair makes you guys think i'm a dark poet
03:12yeah he's coming up maybe in the future we'll get like the the jew to blow his jew horn give you a
03:1830 second that's not a bad idea i love a warning phenomenal idea i love a warning that's just
03:23another thing we'll add to the list of the jews responsibilities like if we bring him in here
03:28pull him in here and make him play it over by the jason the jew oh my god he should be celebrating
03:34his jewish holiday anyway it's purim right yeah oh he's got the here comes the jew i like that
03:42it's joraka i like that it's jorakas all right i say you stand right here can i shake your joraka
03:48oh wow that'd be purim to you what i do you do yeah you want them both
03:54no he's got two jorakas she's good with the one
03:58lisa thought about it okay so let's do a test run here jason we're 30 seconds out for coming back on the air
04:03time is of the essence
04:21i don't think he's gonna hear it jason
04:27yeah you gotta do better than that dude he's all the way on the other side of the building
04:33you're like somebody's torturing a goose in the courtyard
04:39that'll work that'll work
04:42jason the jew we'll work on that yeah you gave well we got to think of another
04:46another backup plan to get you know the andy alarm yeah i mean just to keep me in order you need other
04:52people involved like to get here is like a process there's like a team yeah exactly calls me
04:58and we knew and you know what to be totally honest we kind of let you down
05:02because we we knew we were saying is andy gonna make it i don't think like lisa walked in you
05:09know lisa walked in and she was like just to be totally honest guys and he's super far
05:17he's not a sprinter yeah and he's looking on his phone pretty hard
05:23and he's smoking it up you know that jew's gonna beat himself up that he couldn't perform
05:28oh i know it's like it's like uh jurectile dysfunction
05:35we need to get him juagra yeah he's like this never happens we have to stop putting that
05:40pressure on his backup plan is to flash you with his jew robe through the window oh okay
05:45well you'll know yeah 10 seconds i'll learn up quick that way
05:50andy never misses another moment of the show andy doesn't even smoke anymore
05:54he's clean living now
