00:00all right up next the ongoing saga of this chick who put gorilla glue in her hair keeps going it
00:11does keep going tessica brown is her name she put gorilla glue in her hair she's one step closer to
00:16relief because just last night she managed to chop off her ponytail but she still got painful
00:23days ahead tessica worked on her rock hard hair for four hours last night after work
00:28she did need a helping hand and some super glue remover to cut off her ponytail for a little bit
00:33of relief they used goof off super glue remover to try and rid her hair of gorilla glue and uh they
00:43did make some progress that shows you her friend helping to cut off her ponytail there she also
00:51spoke to the folks at tmz about everything that's been going on with her take a listen to that when
00:56did the when did the when did it start becoming painful i know i'm sure you were startled when
01:02it wouldn't come out yeah listen this is the reason i ended up taking it to social media
01:07because the headaches got worse the tingling got worse and we couldn't think of nothing else to do
01:14has anybody reached out to you where there was anything helpful yet from social media
01:20everything that they were suggesting it burns it burns it burns a wild thing that this is like what
01:29this week's watch is yeah it's like this lady's hair watch it is you know what i mean like we're
01:35getting updates on her and she's like everything burns i do feel like they should just be attacking
01:43it with like a straight edge like a scraper like a paint scraper yeah like just just start cutting
01:50her hair off let me do it let me fix her those tmz guys were like serious like oh dead serious
01:58tell us how you feel about your glued hair
02:02it's like i don't even know what emotion to feel from this 2021 green bean
02:102021 if they want her fixed then let me know
02:15i'll shave her right down the ball
02:19yeah that's breaking news what will it be tomorrow i don't know i don't know she's bald
02:25she's can't burn or something no there's one more update you gotta wait oh oh one more update
02:31here uh do you want to hit the breaking news for this week before we bring you this update make
02:35it real official because i know everyone's on the edge of their seat for this to know what's going on
02:40then chuck the freight breaking news
02:43god what is it tessica brown is now flying today from louisiana to los angeles
02:54to meet dr michael obang who believes he can help her
02:58is she gonna be on a tv show no he's a cosmetic surgeon he is offering to do the two to three day procedure
03:08this is gonna take two to three days in an operating room
03:12they're gonna do what i would have done
03:14they're gonna shave all her hair off
03:16what will they do
03:18put her under for two to three days
03:20knock her out for three days
03:22what will they do
03:23they're gonna knock her out and they're gonna take a razor blade
03:26what does this doctor think he can do
03:28should we guess
03:30oh man
03:32he's gonna knock her out and then burn her hair off
03:35burn her hair off
03:37burn her hair off
03:38he said he's removing the product using a medical grade glue remover
03:41right
03:41the hair's still there
03:43no i i think it's gonna i think it's all gonna melt off
03:46no
03:47yeah
03:47he's trying to save her hair
03:50that's why she's going
03:51she wants to save her hair
03:52i would just
03:53you guys argue
03:54we're gonna eat it
03:56it's crazy
03:57it's crazy
03:58thank god we've got this
04:03i don't know what else i'd even be talking about
04:06i'm gonna hurry up for laughing
04:07i keep picturing it at like a broadway play with little binoculars
04:10this is this is gonna be a broadway show eventually
04:15it'll be like the next hamilton
04:19gorilla glue girl
04:23yeah
04:23oh my god
04:25absolutely
04:25when they do the recap of the decade
04:27yes
04:28the first when they're covering 2021
04:30it's gonna be like
04:312021 happened and it was just tessica's hair
04:33tessica gorilla glued her hair
04:36it's good to know that we can all come together and save this woman's hair
04:39right
04:40i mean it's like
04:41it's like this pandemic's going on and everything
04:43and like tessica's bringing everybody together
04:45i do honestly
04:47i do think that everyone's so sick of hearing about politics
04:51and the pandemic and stuff
04:54we're just waiting for
04:55a story like tessica's to come along
04:58we needed a tessica
04:59we did
05:00that's how strong the bond of gorilla glue is
05:03yeah
05:03it glued the country back together
05:05it did
05:09it did
05:10i'm proud to be an american
05:13and tessica sets us free
05:16tessica is merely the vessel
05:17yeah
05:18gorilla glue united the country
05:20she is just a vessel
05:21yeah
05:21oh my god
05:23gorilla glue saved us
05:25oh thank you tessica
05:27thank you so much tessica
05:29we believe in you tessica girl
05:31oh my god
05:32well we do wish her all the best
05:34we all
05:35have to think of tessica
05:37right now
05:38you think joe biden will speak on this
05:41he should
05:42you know we got to give her the screaming eagles
05:54oh you're right
05:56but then the eagle flies into her hair
06:00and is knocked out
06:01killed
06:03killed an eagle
06:04she's like it ain't funny how you launching eagles at me
06:08it's not funny how you launching eagles at me
06:11you don't even know me
06:12you don't even know me
06:13you don't even know you're launching eagles at me
06:15i just this was a mistake
06:16i don't have to be an american
06:19because tessica sets us free
06:22there's like two dudes with like sandpaper one on each side of her head
06:25just like
06:26grinder i've got an industrial grinder
06:29tessica
06:33i hope your hair will get better
06:39i can see it now
06:42the next face on mount rushmore
06:45it's just like a disapproving tessica
06:48i don't know how they're gonna do the eyelash
06:51the hair helmet and the eyelashes
06:53tessica
06:54it's the same as america
07:00god there you go
07:01i'll say this
07:02what the world needs
07:03this country needs
07:04this
07:05doctor from ghana
07:09yeah
07:09doctor old being
07:10to save her hair
07:13and save this country
07:14i mean everybody's trying to help her
07:16she's not the hero we asked for
07:18no
07:19she's the hero we need
07:20yep
07:20someone's gonna shoot at it
07:22flamethrower
07:23and it's not doing anything
07:24yeah
07:24elon musk has a flamethrower to it
07:26elon musk can do it
07:28he can help her out
07:29even he's like
07:31that's the only thing that's going to lie
07:34that's the next thing right
07:36she's gonna be like
07:36if you could tell elon musk
07:38maybe the people listening
07:39can start bombarding elon musk
07:42yeah
07:42and asking him for his help here
07:44we really need his help
07:45if he can get stuff into space
07:47he can figure out
07:48how to get tessica
07:49tag elon
07:50tag elon
07:51yeah
07:51save
07:52save tessica
07:53save tessica
07:54save tessica
07:55save tessica
07:56save america
07:57yeah
07:58there you go
07:58that's your two hashtags
07:59yep
08:00oh my god
08:01save tessica elon
08:02save america
08:03save tessica elon
08:04no
08:04no
08:05no
08:06no
08:06no
08:06no
08:07no
08:07no
08:08no
08:08no
