00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:24Up next, I will tell you about something that I believe no man ever wants.
00:30To experience.
00:32Chewbacca penis.
00:34I don't know, he was big and tall.
00:37And hairy.
00:40Would you want a real hairy dog?
00:43Would I trade it larger, but like the shot that you put in it makes it super hairy?
00:53You'd want the dong of Wolfman Jack?
00:55I think I'd wax it.
00:57Wax your dong?
00:58Why do you have photos of something?
01:00Life is tough.
01:02Life is not easy.
01:03I know, this guy is talking about it though.
01:05He has what is so-called Chewbacca penis.
01:09No.
01:09Just seven cases have ever been reported.
01:11With hair growing on the shaft of your penis.
01:18What's wrong, Jason?
01:19I'm waiting.
01:21You found this though.
01:23I think so.
01:25Okay.
01:26Oh, hold on.
01:26Am I allowed to even listen to this?
01:30What's happened here?
01:31Did you turn this down?
01:32My willy gets hair all the way down it.
01:34So like, say you've got the shaft.
01:36Mine grows all the way down to the tip with hair.
01:39Does anybody else have this?
01:41Or have I just got a Chewbacca willy?
01:44Let me know.
01:44I think he's just-
01:45I'm an incredibly hairy individual.
01:47Admittedly not right now because I have recently just shaved.
01:49However, my willy gets hair all the way down it.
01:54Willy is such a fun way to put it.
01:55Willy is a fun way to put it.
01:57I don't think this guy is alone.
01:59I don't think he has anything that he-
02:02Well, why did they say there's only been seven reported cases?
02:06I don't know because this makes no sense.
02:09This is just a guy.
02:11This is just like a thirst trap guy.
02:16So you didn't find the actual one where he's done?
02:19Mm-mm.
02:20No, you didn't.
02:22I mean-
02:23There isn't one.
02:24You know, if you're a hairier guy,
02:28you got hair down there.
02:30You gotta take care of it.
02:30I looked through every one of his videos
02:32trying to find this one that's buying a paywall.
02:35I can't-
02:36It's got-
02:37There's nothing to this.
02:39Atron Taylor is his name.
02:40He's always known he was a particularly hairy guy,
02:43but only recently realized he's on the abnormal end of that.
02:46The 28-year-old health coach from Manchester in the UK
02:50was chatting about body hair with some guys at the gym
02:53when he happened to mention he had hairs growing on the shaft of his penis
02:56and they all were shocked and stunned to hear that.
02:59I don't think it's that nuts.
03:02To have Chewbacca wiener?
03:04You gotta take care of it.
03:07But on your shaft?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Okay.
03:10Relax over there.
03:12Okay.
03:13He's not alone.
03:14There's a famous clip where we look at something like this from years ago
03:16it still plays where I'm like, he's got a hairy dong.
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:21Hairy dong.
03:21Yeah.
03:22He looked at something like that.
03:23I thought what you were about to show us was like a man who had that wolf man syndrome
03:29like on his face where you get-
03:31It's just your eyeballs are showing and everything.
03:34And it's just that on your penis.
03:36I feel like this guy's got like five or six hairs that grow down his shaft
03:39and he takes care of it.
03:41Like big deal.
03:42That's nothing, dude.
03:42Like hairs on the head of your penis.
03:45That's-
03:45That's insane.
03:46That's maybe what's-
03:47That's what I was waiting to see.
03:48This guy's just like, oh, I got a couple of hairs that grow underneath.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Duh.
03:52Right.
03:53Everybody's got some hairs that creep up the shaft.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Yes.
03:56How high we talking up the tree?
03:58That's what I'm saying.
03:59It's not that nuts, dude.
04:00Yeah.
04:01There are like a million different topics about this online.
04:04Guys have obviously asked, is the hair growth on a penis shaft normal?
04:09To a point.
04:10Yes.
04:10To a point.
04:11Yes.
04:12I think that a few hairs down there and you just take care of them when you're taking
04:17care of everything else.
04:19Right.
04:19Completely normal.
04:20The older I've got, have I had to climb up a couple rungs of the ladder?
04:24Yeah.
04:25Sure.
04:25Sure.
04:26I mean, yeah.
04:28I think it's a part of-
04:29Like Dave is shocked because he's got a nine incher and he has four chest hairs and
04:33he's like, you get hair on your penis shaft?
04:35It's like, yeah, you can.
04:38The guy says, I dead ass have this.
04:40I'd call in, but I'd need voice changing technology.
04:43Yeah.
04:43Well, we have that.
04:43Yeah.
04:44It's offered.
04:45No, I mean, it's not that nuts.
04:48Don't prove it.
04:48It's just not that nuts.
04:49You're a hairy guy.
04:49He's going to send it and it's just going to be a little bit up.
04:52That's it.
04:53If you look it up, there is not a single example of like hair on the tip of a penis.
05:00No, like to me, that's what I thought we were about to talk about.
05:04That a penis out there look like Chewbacca, not like six hairs going up the shaft.
05:11You know, this is the voice changing guy here.
05:13Oh, voice changing technology.
05:16Anonymous.
05:17Did it change my voice too?
05:19It turned me into a Decepticon.
05:21That's amazing.
05:23I think we all are.
05:24We are all under voice changing technology.
05:27Do something, Dave.
05:28I've never heard.
05:29Am I?
05:30I think so.
05:31Anyway, hello anonymous.
05:33It'll be everyone but the caller.
05:34Anonymous.
05:37We're not hearing that something's wrong with the voice changing, obviously.
05:41Yeah, I think we have problems.
05:42Anonymous.
05:44Something is wrong.
05:46Wow.
05:48This is awesome.
05:50Dave, something has happened.
05:52Transformers, more than meets the eye.
05:55Autobots.
05:57Autobots, it's time to roll out.
05:59Robots in disguise.
06:02Optimus Prime.
06:04You'll never get us here.
06:07We could do the whole show like this, I'd love it.
06:10The Decepticons.
06:12Megatron!
06:13Someone's done in the air and they've told me I have to do something.
06:17I do want to, Megatron!
06:21This guy's still on the phone.
06:24There's no such a chance.
06:26He's telling his whole story.
06:28You can't stop us, Autobots.
06:32There's a poor guy with a hairy penis who can't share his tail.
06:38Megatron!
06:39There's someone with a hairy penis on the line!
06:43We have to save them!
06:45You won't save them!
06:49I love Transformer Lisa laughing.
06:54Keep it together, Bumblebee!
07:00Oh, goodness!
07:01That was the day the hairiest penis guy called in where we couldn't save him.
07:06The phone lines were screwed up!
07:10We're so sorry to the man with the hairy penis!
07:14I never want to turn this off.
07:18Deceptive!
07:21Deceptive and Chuck the Freak!
07:25We are teenage boys right now.
07:27Yes, you are.
07:28Living a dream.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:32The Decepticons.
07:36Why have we never done this?
07:38Well, this has never happened before.
07:40It's never broken.
07:41Yeah, I don't think it's supposed to do this.
07:43It's definitely not.
07:44Okay.
07:44Autobots, roll out!
07:47Engineers, roll in!
07:49No, don't.
07:50Leave this.
07:51I will wait until Megatron is killed by Optimus Prime,
07:56and then I will take over all the Decepticons!
08:00That's amazing.
08:02I'm Starscream!
08:06Okay, Dave's laugh is even better.
08:13Okay.
08:14That's a nice guy.
08:16Soundwave!
08:17Send someone out!
08:18Send one of your little beasts out!
08:20He's still on the phone.
08:21I know.
08:21He's still waiting.
08:22You are a hero man with a hairy dick.
08:26Here we go.
08:28Okay, we're gonna have to try and fix this.
08:31So we'll take a break.
08:32I don't think there's gonna be fixing this guy!
08:36Wow, you set off some sort of, like, laser sound effects.
08:39Laser sounds!
08:42When we come back in just a moment here on Decepticon and Chuck the Preak,
08:47what marriage fraud scheme was operating for over a decade,
08:51what's the update on the driver that was able to prove his innocence with dash cams,
08:55and move over peanut butter?
08:58Are you ready for bean nut butter?
09:03It's all coming up right after this.
09:05I don't even know.
09:05Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:08Ah
