00:00i'm not sure i'd mess with a female sumo wrestling champion i didn't know they existed
00:10i didn't either to be honest and there's a 27 year old woman named helen del popolo
00:18she's from westfield new jersey she is a middleweight national champion in sumo wrestling
00:24while she recently had her roommate move out that roommate took helen's cat named james bond
00:32so what did helen do well helen wanted to get her pussy back helen went to her former roommate's
00:43house in pennsylvania she brought her friend a 34 year old woman who's a mortician oh no
00:51when the ex-roommate saw a sumo champ and a mortician breaking down her door to try and
01:07get james bond back she ran yeah in the end though helen and lauren got out of there with the cat
01:15but now they've both been arrested for burglary criminal trespass and assault it's funny to
01:22bring a mortician with you i know lisa is very interested in the story but really the only
01:27thing she really wants is to see james bond yes what does james bond look like well i got a picture
01:34to show you there we go put a picture up at davidjepthefreak.com there's james bond yep
01:38gotta get james bond back that is helen and that is james bond her pussy he's like i'm back
01:45he's cool he's got a cool face he is cool i like how his like little lips or whatever are white
01:53yeah and he's got a like the black chin hello that was a wild winking
01:59yes if he spoke with a british accent it would make it even better yeah i i feel like helen could
02:07mess you up if she wanted to yeah helen is much tougher than any of us yes sumo wrestling people
02:13are tough yes they are they're not just like big fat people pushing each other around i mean the
02:19strength yeah so she's like they allow themselves like to eat and get huge but at the same time that
02:25i think they're like doing stuff to like be huge underneath all of that yeah chub too she's
02:30just like ah like the dwarf exploded in the splinters i bet meet my mortician friend give me james
02:40bond i just see the friend i just i feel like the friend is just like paul bearer from
02:46yeah what a duo yeah that's crazy sumo and the mortician yeah i mean it's like the undertaker
03:00shows up
03:01bust your door in
03:06yeah
03:08oh you've really screwed up now here kitty kitty kitty you've upset my friend my sumo wrestling friend
03:20you've upset them and now you're gonna pay the ultimate price you're gonna die you're gonna die
03:31you're listening to sumo and the mortician yeah on david chuck the brick i wouldn't buy that tag
03:35teams t-shirt i know you would i know you would what a a crazy pair yeah the mortician aspect of it's
03:44great and then meanwhile james bond's like oh my mom said she's crazy yeah yeah you shouldn't have
03:50messed with my mom you shouldn't have messed with me mom james bond needs his own instagram account
03:55i would follow him i bet he probably has it yeah he's an incredible cat i don't know if i had that
04:01cat i might think about it that cat has an awesome face yeah he does he's a cool looking cat yeah um
04:07that's the sumo yeah yeah right that's the big i call this one the cremation bitch
04:14i call this one the cremation bitch
04:20oh there's there you go yep there you go yeah it was they brought they showed up with about uh
04:27you know 400 pounds of fun yeah oh yeah yeah i'll get that cat back yeah nothing middleweight about
04:35them no one went through the door one went through the wall man style that helen is a
04:43masculine looking lady yeah yeah yeah i wouldn't say that to her no i wouldn't say it to her face
04:48but honestly you just saw that picture yeah i think it was a guy yeah total dude
