00:00all right Chuck I've got a serious question for you right we are trapped together in an elevator
00:12for four days yes well it's going to be a really really bad time and the only way we can survive
00:20to drink each other's pee drink each other's urine you should probably drink your own right
00:25or can you not could you do it could I drink your pee could you drink my pee to survive can I be
00:33honest I would wait until it was the 10th day like when they say you're gonna die in 10 days if you
00:41don't have water I am waiting until the very last I'll be like don't pee dude yeah like try not to
00:48pee oh you can't save it up like nine days and 59 seconds I feel like we don't have a cup yeah
00:55like how do you do that I was just gonna yeah that's cute that's a freaking nightmare that's
01:08adorable you'd be so dehydrated because you're not drinking water it would be as yellow as you could
01:17ever like it would be so the worst pee it would be very fresh and hot from the spigot uh but an 82
01:24year old Chinese woman and her 64 year old daughter survived being stuck in a broken elevator for four
01:29days by collecting and drinking each other's urine my god they'd been in there a long time they started
01:36to gather each other's pee by cupping their hands together while the other one peed and then drinking
01:45to stay hydrated I guess that's a better way to do it instead of drinking straight from the spigot
01:51no yeah that's just you never want anybody to find you like that you should be cupping it instead of
01:57like you know what would suck this is what would suck we would be like all right you know we're gonna
02:03die if we don't drink each other's pee all right chuck you ready for my pee yep I am you're ready
02:07stand here I go stand under me and then the door opens and then the door opens guys what what the hell
02:14you were only in here for 18 minutes oh no I thought I was gonna die Jesus Christ I made him pee in my
02:23mouth come on and Lisa's like I knew it 18 minutes I knew you guys what are you doing Chuck already pooped in the
02:31corner there's so much poop in here Jesus age Christ why why that man felt like a long 18 minutes
02:41oh my goodness super long time I mean he asked for it so I gave it to him oh wait a second wait I just
02:50thought about how they might have actually done this what if you were like hey collect my pee so I
02:58cut my hands oh I pee into your hands and I gotta lap it out like a dog and I'm feeding you that's
03:05why I bet what they did that's I bet what they did so I'm I'm like okay check here we go you ready
03:13yeah go go go okay here I go okay stop stop stop stop stop stop it's full okay oh boy okay get lower get
03:20lower oh yeah hey guys slap it oh my god the doors open what you guys oh my god how did you even cook
03:29that up I got these pee all over my hands it's been 18 minutes felt longer felt a lot longer
03:39we thought we were gonna die in there this was our only chance Dave was super thirsty I'm so so so hot
03:57you'd be really upset with these tiny hands because you know it's like you're not gonna
04:02scoop and I gotta stop midstream you guys didn't have to drink each other's piss come on we thought
04:08we talked about that on the show once that was the easiest way to do it we got into a 69 oh my god oh my
04:15god we got into a 69 we were thirsty we were gonna die we just shut the door
04:32yeah we're like Jesus Christ
04:35walk away
04:39and go to the bar
04:41definitely
04:42well good thing we cleared that up so if we're ever trapped in an elevator Chuck we know
04:47we know exactly how to live yeah we're not 69
04:50there's no need on day three we are
04:53Jesus you're 69
04:55Chuck there's no need to 69 dude
04:59ah why not
05:00haha
05:02haha
05:03haha
