00:00Hawaiian Airlines says a flight bound from Maui had to return to the gate at Los Angeles
00:09International Airport three separate times for three separate problems before they finally
00:17decided we should cancel this flight. Yeah, this plane isn't very good. Can we get a new plane,
00:23please? How safe would you feel when it's the third time you're going back to the gate? Not at all.
00:27Um, when you're about to fly for what, eight, nine hours over the ocean, but did they take off or was
00:35it, they never took off. It was just like, they heard a clunk in and they took it back in. I think
00:40they flew and came back. Oh, it would be crazy to keep taking off and landing, taking off and landing.
00:49The worst part of the flight is when you take off and when you land,
00:56that would be, maybe they didn't leave.
01:02Hey, everybody. I know we keep landing here. It's because, uh, well, the first time was because the
01:08engine on the left side of the plane fell off. Second time was that large rumbling. You heard
01:18that was the top of the plane ripping off. We figured we'd need it. Uh, so we landed again,
01:27they just taped it back on. And, uh, the third thing you heard was, uh, a man fell out of the
01:34plane. Is he okay? No, he's dead, but we're going to take off you. Well, you know what? Cancel. Okay.
01:42We're going to cancel the flight. After the guy died, we'll, uh, get your hotel room. Okay.
01:51For the, his family, our thoughts are with you. Thank you for flying with us. Uh, flight 33 was
01:59categorized as an extended range operation. Like all flights are that are going large distances. Uh,
02:07flights like that require more safety precautions. They say not making you feel comfortable flying
02:13though. When you have to go back to the game three separate times. What's weird is there was a
02:17twilight zone episode called flight 33 and they excite when I was Googling the story, it came up,
02:22the commercial airliner went back in time. Oh, it's called flight 33. It was the same. That's so weird.
02:30Real bitch of a thing. This is ancient Hawaii. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've got a bit
02:38of a problem as the... That's that a pterodactyl? What the hell was that? That was actually a
02:44pterodactyl. Oh my God. There's dinosaurs here. We went back in time. That's a hell of a time
02:51trying to land because... That pterodactyl's pissed! Yep, it's trying to get the plane. It really is. We believe
02:58it's trying to have sex with us. Is it humping us? It is humping us. It's humping us right now.
03:04If you look to the left, you can see, uh, yep, that's a male pterodactyl. That was a pterodactyl.
03:09That was totally a pterodactyl. It's having sex with us right now, so... Oh my. We don't really know
03:15what we're gonna do as, uh, airport runways are not going to be invented for about 300 million years.
03:22Oh my God. So, uh, we might have to take this thing right into the water.
03:28Oh, Jesus. And just to give you a heads up, uh, there are megalodons in that which could
03:36eat this entire plane. They're huge! They are. Look, if you look down, you can see one down
03:41there right now. We're at 30,000 feet. I'd better get a meal voucher for this.
03:45Uh, I doubt it. Oh, man. My guess is you're a meal all right. It's gonna be for probably a group of
03:55angry velociraptors. Oh, that sucked the day our flight went back in time.
04:01What a pain in the ass that was. Ancient Hawaii. Weird travels.
04:13Uh, remember, uh, there's the, uh, tour of, uh, well, there's no tours. Uh, you're gonna just be in
04:20the jungle and we'll probably be eaten by an assortment of, uh, evil lizard-like creatures
04:28that we're not prepared to defend ourselves again. Looks like it's still an active volcano there!
04:33That's right. Uh, it's spewing lava. I don't know. Going back in time sucks.
04:41Look at the episode. That's exactly what they did. What? Pterodactyls and stuff?
04:46Yeah, they had a dinosaur. Stop it, Lisa. Stop it.
04:51Flight 33, Twilight Zone. Oh, my God, we, uh, seem to have gone back in goddamn time.
04:56What fight did you say this was? Huh?
04:58LaGuardia, this is Global Airlines Flight 33. Now stop fooling around. We're short on fuel.
05:04Global 33? What kind of aircraft is this?
05:08This is a jet aircraft.
05:09Did you say a jet aircraft?
05:12Now let me handle it.
05:15LaGuardia, this is a jet. They have four big lovely turbines and they're getting hungry,
05:20running short on fuel. I don't see dinosaurs.
05:22So they went back in time, but just a few years before. Oh, well, I saw the,
05:26the screenshots I'd saw they had, they had that. I know.
05:30Well, maybe they go back several times. Maybe they keep flying and they just keep
05:33going farther and farther back. It's the odyssey of, yeah, that's what it is. It's the,
05:36they, they keep going back. Oh, my God.
05:39Yeah, well, they find a way back to the present.
05:42I like how that pilot was like, now shut your stupid mouth.
05:45Shut your goddamn pie hole and let me take this.
05:48There's no such thing as jets.
05:50LaGuardia, we are jet. We got four hungry, big ass engines here.
05:55What the hell do you mean a jet?
05:58There's no such thing.
05:59A jet engine turbine powered beautiful steel.
06:03Flight 33, you're terrifying us, but you were clear to land.
06:07Thank you. Let's talk to one of these stewardesses and see if we really talk down to her.
06:12Listen here, honey.
06:15Sugar tits, run it back for me and get me a hard drink and a pack of smokes before I land this bitch.
06:24Well, that's the one good news for the people on flight 33 to Hawaii. They didn't go back in time.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Ironic though, it's called flight 33.
06:32Yeah, that's so weird.
06:34Now, if I ever get on a flight 33, I'm going to be like,
06:37I swear to God, if this flight goes back in time, I'm going to have everybody's ass.
06:42It'll be Andy Air.
06:43Sir, calm down. There's no chance our flight goes back in time.
06:47What's that? Is that a pterodactyl?
06:49Oh, geez.
06:50I told you.
06:51It's the pterodactyl.
06:52I goddamn told you.
