00:00uh cherish the next few days with your kids home from school because things are about to get dark
00:09they're already dark they're already dark how many days into summer break do you think it takes
00:15before parents crack and go nuts it's all right it was one day dude that's not me that's not me
00:20i'm fine oh i'm fine i'll be fine in fact i'll be fine the whole summer i like my kids
00:27i get it they're kids they do kid stuff they complain they don't want to go to bed uh
00:35rowan was up until i think one o'clock last night this is just it's kids stuff she's home with them
00:42all all the time so she doesn't get the break one day and it was already i came home and all i heard
00:48one day dude first day come on it's crazy yesterday was like day two or whatever or
01:12three and it was just a nightmare wow you tell him that he can't have anybody over he's not
01:17going to sleep over anywhere he's not going to do anything i'm like whoa my god holy cow
01:24holy cow so it took patty one day to snap one day and she was she in fact to be completely honest
01:34she was snapped about it before it was done like she knew it was coming she knew she was
01:42oh they're gonna knock that school i'm gonna have to do this i'm gonna have to go across it by myself
01:47just to get a little crap head
01:50i heard i just was hearing about how awful it was gonna be for what seemed like a week straight
02:00that makes your life hard because you have to hear i just plead with my kids all the time
02:06i'm like you know because it'll be like i'm taking a dog for a walk and i swear to god
02:13when i get back if those kids haven't taken a shower i'm literally just gonna just kill everyone
02:19and so i'm like okay have a great walk
02:24and then when she goes i'm like oh kids kids
02:30all right obviously we're dealing with someone absolutely insane
02:38do we all agree can you see it ron you see it stella can you see it yeah you can see it
02:44here's the deal go take a shower please please for the love of god take a shower
02:50so that i so that i have an okay day i just want a better night it's already off to a bad start i
02:58think for all of us we all know that summer vacation's been pretty stressful already
03:02rolling you're not allowed to even see or talk to anybody already so i mean that's a little harsh
03:08i'd say you're right dad she's really me i know now's not time to complain i'm gonna go upstairs
03:16one by one we're gonna take a shower now rock paper scissors for who goes first
03:20all right ron you lose go take a shower you know like i have a different way of handling stuff than
03:26just did you get them to take a shower and everything took a shower well fine to you know
03:34if it's it's just it's it's better it's like i'm running around with buckets of water just
03:40throwing water on all the different fires the vacuum cleaner's already broken i try to clean
03:45the vacuum cleaner won't suck anymore i'm oh it's the vacuum cleaner pull out the stuff i fixed it
03:52it's fixed god downstairs the printer won't work i tried to print something off and can you please
03:57get off your fat ass and come down here and check this printer you know what i'd love to i just i'd love
04:03to let me go down there oh you know what's a great idea saying yes to this when it says do you want
04:10to restart it yeah
04:12it says do you want to install new firmware or should i get yeah sure
04:21so it's gonna be it's gonna be a tough couple months for you then dude is that it you're thinking
04:28it's not my kids that drive me nuts no i know but it'll still be a tough couple of months for you
04:32it's gonna be bad guys well patty uh is way lower than the norm but it's not high for the rest of
04:40the parents according to this new study the average parent only lasts 13 days oh not much into their
04:45kids summer break before they lose their mind to less than two weeks for most people and the main
04:50reason is they feel pressure to keep them entertained is that is what driving that's exactly that is
04:55exactly her problem and i guess kids do they will like when they're bored they just want to
05:04sit next to her or something like she's like still just constantly right here
05:09right beside me the whole day just right there there she is there she is again
05:15which you'd think could be great i'd love stella to hang out with me
05:20she just needs her space oh yeah i guess from all of you but what's nuts okay so like it's crazy
05:27right but then like let's let's book a trip to sleep in bear dunes and hang out with them for
05:31four straight days because it's a family because you're a family i know but the whole time is just
05:38gonna be the road is climbing up a goddamn mountain of sand go get them go get them get up there and go get them
05:46so brace yourself friends chuck's already been under siege but for the rest of you it's real bad
05:55it's uh you know i'm glad i work 13 days in things are gonna get dark
