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Black or White: Suspected Robber Cause With Cheetos On Fingertips

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00:00All right, so let's have fun with today's black and white.
00:02I'm going to go ahead and put the numbers out there right now.
00:04888-429-0941.
00:07A lady tried to break into a house.
00:09And what ended up happening was when the police got there,
00:13outside the window that she tried to go through was a bottle of water and Cheetos.
00:17Somehow, someway, she was walking down the street.
00:20And the way they found out was her because the lady of the house saw was like,
00:26oh, that's her.
00:26And then what confirmed it was the Cheeto dust in her teeth.
00:32When you're trying to rob...
00:33Cheetos are messy.
00:34Hey, dog, listen.
00:35Especially the dust in your teeth and on your fingers?
00:37Oh, man.
00:38So let's literally say she was caught orange-handed.
00:42Ooh, hey, ooh.
00:43I see what you did there.
00:46Well, first of all, who brings a snack to a break-in?
00:51Bro, we've done this before.
00:53Who brings that ID when you're trying to rob somebody?
00:54Right.
00:55All right, I'm going to go white.
00:57All right, so Steph is going white.
00:59What do you guys think?
01:00That was funny.
01:01I'm going to say she was white.
01:03All right, all right.
01:04So we're going to mark you down for white.
01:06Thank you, love.
01:08Old Cheeto teeth.
01:10Yo, what's up?
01:10Who's this?
01:12It's Blaine.
01:14Hey, Blaine.
01:15What are you thinking for black or white?
01:18White.
01:18All right, man.
01:19Thanks so much.
01:20That dude was kind of creepy.
01:23Yes, he was.
01:24Hello, who's this?
01:26What's up?
01:26This is TJ.
01:27All right, CJ.
01:28Get out of this, bro.
01:29This lady got caught because she had Cheeto dust in her teeth.
01:32Black or white?
01:33I'm going to say black, man, all day.
01:35Black.
01:35Listen, I'm going to say this.
01:37Whenever you eat Doritos or Cheetos, you're going to get in trouble because they leave evidence behind.
01:42And today, it was a black chick.
01:43Oh, Cheetos on her finger, on her teeth.
01:48Call orange-handed, though.
01:50Fair enough.
01:51Get that.
01:52Appreciate you, cuz.
01:54I got to give him this one, though.
01:55He got it right.
01:57Everybody else was wrong, though.

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