00:00uh speaking of selfies i saw this as well uh this says uh move over duck face there's a new
00:07selfie pose in town called the disassociative pout it's become that's the favorite of the it
00:14girls on the rise there's been kind of a perennial floating not neck and neck maybe with the duck
00:19lips but um always there lurking in the background yeah a disassociated sort of model look press what
00:25would your disassociated pout look like um if i were to so for a picture yeah yeah he's okay hang on
00:32should i take my glasses off when i do this no whatever however you pelt oh my god you're
00:37gorgeous oh yeah that's good that's kind of sexy i'm trying to look away from the camera yeah
00:44that's it don't act interested at all you look a little sleepy yeah i don't know i've never i've
00:51never looked at that face do you think you have it in the mirror before all right ready look
00:56sleepy i like that uh great case you'll have to stream online to watch the uh the daily rush to
01:06watch it by the way what's uh glasses today i noticed i know my eyes have been bothering me
01:10all weekend uh and i wore contacts anyway and use your eyes on the weekend and last night i just was
01:15like you know what it's gonna have to be a glasses day it feels better i think your glasses look
01:19they're fine you know you clearly do have thick lenses though yeah the problem though is well
01:25yeah the thick lenses that's always been the problem is um i guess i have such a headache
01:28from like the slightest i have to buy like the lightest right right right frames and they still
01:33after anything pressing on your head yeah it just gives me a headache your your glasses look really
01:37thick would it gross you out to allow me to wear them for a moment and see your prescription
01:41it wouldn't gross me out but it'll piss me off if you stretch them out all right could he rest
01:45them gently on his penis and make it look like it's a person i have a small head cath remember
01:52it's not nick yeah yeah yeah we're not doing that let me borrow me
01:55because then you have to go to the the eye doctor and they have to you know fix them for you and it's
02:03it's a pain when people put them on oh you got makeup on them don't you don't even need to put
02:08them on you can turn them the other way if you want oh my god really oh my god you are blind yeah
02:16yeah your eyes are so tiny don't you remember we did the contest where i sat at the guest mic and we
02:22pulled people in that i work with every day whose names i know and uh like i think it was like half
02:27of them yes she could recognize people standing in the doorway of the studio preston your eyes look
02:31like bb's not only are things blurry they're really far away oh yeah like you just moved everything
02:37two feet away from me is it the type of glasses where you look at them you can actually see the
02:42rest of your head yeah yeah that's crazy thanks i don't know if you want to look through the other
02:49way or not can i take a look that's i won't put them on my head yeah go like that wow that's uh
02:54if you are if you ever find yourself kathy without without contacts or glasses do you panic
03:01um i can't ever be without them you know what whatever level of panic she has she also has
03:07the knowledge that she can start a fire yes with those glasses in seconds if she needs yeah i have um
03:13an extra set of contacts in my purse i have an extra set of glasses in my car um obviously i have
03:18everything i need at home but i yeah i will always because sometimes there's i once had a
03:23contact rip on me yeah and so i had to drive home with what you know only being able to see out of
03:27one eye so that's why i carry them in my purse i have a set that i leave here so yeah so if you're
03:33if you're out and about honestly without any sort of a aid to your site would it be easy for you to
03:39get lost oh get lost i wouldn't be able to make it from here to the elevator without tripping over
03:44something wow no i can't go anywhere without yeah my contacts in my glasses on okay like i mean i
03:50don't i don't even walk around my house because i can't see anything so i'm going to like search for
03:56something like even if i open the refrigerator and i wanted to like i would have to be right up
04:00against it to be like oh wait here's the broccoli can we have a race uh between kathy with no glasses
04:06and press and wearing kathy's glasses oh my god who would take longer to go to the kitchen and grab a
04:11coffee cup and come back you know what though because press would run right into a wall that's
04:15a great idea i'll try it you want to try it yeah okay yeah you want to do it right now sure let's
04:20try it hang on oh my god depth perception press wait what are we doing what's the task you're
04:24gonna get up on the roof and run along the edge i was thinking like maybe just grabbing like a coffee
04:31cup from the kitchen or something oh no yeah no it's got it no you can't have anything that's
04:36gonna burn you gotta get a bag of chips from the uh vending machine okay no i think that's good
04:41hang on a second who has changed i have money i have a dollar here do you want a dollar yeah
04:46can we just like wait like two minutes so we can set this up oh we're gonna all right oh yeah yeah
04:50yeah yeah he's gonna set it up murph's got to do a video for this this is a good idea okay
04:54what exactly do we need to get from the vending machine you have to let me let me go check
04:58wait a second so she'll do a little recon is she gonna take her con you're not wearing contacts
05:04she's gonna go glasses okay i will wear her glasses she will wear no glasses by the way i just got
05:09brand new glasses brand new prescription which has just been fantastic lately all right so you're
05:13gonna but now you're gonna wear her glasses oh my god there please don't hurt yourself i'm gonna
05:18well i'm not gonna run okay i'm gonna do as best i can but you know we should we should
05:22we should also have strobe lights going down yeah something fire alarm sensory deprivation and a
05:30fire alarm and i don't think uh we're not gonna be able to follow along with a with a microphone are
05:35we uh i think we can i don't know here's and here's what i'm worried about is i'm not going to be able
05:39to see the price so like i'm gonna have to get something that's under a dollar i've only been given
05:44a dollar yeah so most of those things are over a dollar you're not gonna are chips under a buck
05:48i found it so uh we're gonna get the uh the cheese puffs the jacks are they under a dollar
05:54they're a dollar exactly what's the number so that's what i wanted to know yeah no no don't
05:58tell the number but um what okay what are they jacks so it's i'll tell you what they're cheese doodles
06:06the the yeah the the name brand name on the bag says jack let me show you something so we have
06:12these info sheets right i have no idea who this is for so i'm gonna show you how close i have to hold
06:16it to read it oh my god this is kai's yeah like three inches so now i can read it okay but anywhere
06:22after that all right so we have here's here's what we'll do we have video as each one of us goes
06:27somebody do play-by-play i'll do play-by-play while cat goes because we won't have audio pay-by-play
06:31for you so i will just do my best to uh to uh uh convey what's going on case will you do a timer
06:37yeah i gotta stopwatch and i have music should we have the door open for us
06:41no it's okay oh you're gonna we have to start from the same spot so all right so you want me to go
06:46next to you casey oh i'm not going with you next to me yeah come over here come over by by casey
06:53all right all right and case get music ready i got mark get set and go here we go all right
07:00kathy's on her way okay she's running she's doing pretty good at the door all right i'm watching the
07:04video here she's headed down the hall boy she's hauling ass all right she's doing great now she's in
07:08the kitchen she is at the vending machine she actually ran she's got her face very very close
07:13to the glass she's putting both her hands up to look closely into the glass she's now putting the
07:18dollar in and i think she's got it she says that okay she's pushed one button two buttons and let's
07:25see and she's got it she's excited she's pumping her fist she's made it oh my god here she comes
07:29she's coming back casey's got the time ready she is working her way down the hall about to come
07:34into the studio door and time wow hey wow all right and i got it you did get it i got them and
07:41if you win you get both bags of jack that's that's your price all right her time is 36.47
07:48new record all right that's gonna be tough to beat it's a new world record okay i wish i could
07:53watch preston do this oh yeah you can't i can't see no because you can't see all right all right
07:59all right number jacks on your mark yep all right set and go all right preston's running to the door
08:06he is going to get that door he had trouble with the door he's going down the hall but he's going
08:09cautiously he's actually feeling the size of the hallway because he is so he's using the guide rails
08:15he uh he almost ran directly into the vending machine he's now looking he's he cannot he cannot
08:22see he cannot read any of the packages he has no idea where they are no idea he's on the third level
08:30from the bottom but he can't they're in fact they're right in front of his eyes and he can't see them he
08:36hasn't even put the dollar in yet he's covering around his again he's putting it in he's trying all
08:43right well he's going to get something he's going to guess oh don't you not forget a receipt
08:46yeah for bill all right he's putting a number he put in the wrong he's just putting in random numbers
08:52yeah uh nothing he's nothing is happening he's coming back he's walking back now he is distraught
08:59he's a hollow man he's been leveled uh that was he's trying to feel the corners and the door
09:06and he's walking in slowly and here he is he almost walked into the monitors wow oh press
09:15from how the vertigo that i'm getting from your glasses i couldn't see i pressed my nose all the
09:22way again you'll see yes grease marks on the glass from my nose because you can't see anything
09:28so i wasn't sure if you could hear me so i started to say i could tell i could when i got
09:36up close to the glass i could see the d but i couldn't tell if it was a three or an eight
09:40and i went with three and oh is that why you because you're like yeah
09:44because i started when i said yeah i saw it start to move so i knew it was i knew it was the right
09:50i honestly i honestly hit almost hit stuff running through the hallway i was describing you you had
09:56your hands out like like you were to guide you you hit the walls you hit the guide rails we actually
10:01have rails down the ramp to the kitchen so that you could hold on to them and then you went running
10:05and you almost ran into the vending machine yeah because everything is uh everything looks like
10:11it's further away than it actually is and then you hit the monitor wait could you see the the jacks in
10:18there or no i just because i saw you bring the bag in here but i couldn't read the word jacks on
10:23there he couldn't you couldn't see the letters not even close not even not even one shape it's just a
10:30white blur wow you are blind man okay interesting all right well i don't know why we did that but we did
10:37and we're done with it
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