00:00so i realized uh just last week that something i had lied about probably 10 years ago um we still
00:08are doing today which is really awesome uh on for me anyways so this was uh 10 years ago and we were
00:18moving from um one home to another and you know you have to get it um uh professionally cleaned
00:24and all that when you're like yeah oh it's the worst so it is the worst so my my mom and my aunt
00:29had used this one uh house cleaner her name is maria and she's literally the best and so after
00:35she had come and cleaned everything i was like oh my god this is incredible i'm gonna have her come
00:40so i asked my husband hey why don't we have maria come to our house like every other month or you
00:45know every three months just to give us a nice deep clean and he said we can't afford that we are fine
00:52we're able to clean yeah we'll just do it on our own well your husband is ex-military so like so
00:57so clean and he's down there with like yeah toothbrush cleaning the grout he really is
01:01yeah he really is and uh but i don't like when i wanted her to really just carry my weight
01:07a minute it's the that's that's a huge step that's good yeah so uh i was bartending at the time
01:15and i was working at night and he was working during the day so i was like okay i know that i make
01:21pretty good money and uh it's cold hard cash so i'm going to just say okay to you but then still
01:29have maria come and clean the house and just not say anything so uh she would come every you know
01:37maybe maybe i did have her once a month i'm not sure maybe i was making better money back then
01:41so she would come yeah and jaden was getting older and older and he was starting to realize
01:47auntie maria swear oh hi maria and once i once i realized he was having conversations with her
01:54i'm like okay this this can't happen so when i would have her come i would leave before she got
02:01there and i would text her hey the door's unlocked just go in text me when you're done the money's on
02:05the counter i gotta keep my son away from you money's on the counter i would leave the cash on the
02:09counter leave the cash on the counter she would come she would literally clean everything in my
02:15house things you don't even think about she just was the best so this went on for three years maybe
02:20three plus years now for this amount of time your husband believes that you are that i'm suzy
02:24homemaker yes yes okay he would text me when i would be at work because we wouldn't see each other
02:29yeah so i'd be at work and i'd get a text from him and say oh babe the house looks awesome
02:33and i would just i would just be like yeah or because i wouldn't say you're welcome or whatever
02:39i would just like yeah you're the one that buys the sheet cake at albertson's and says i spent all
02:44day yes i am yes i am yes cook bake sales i go to albertson's and get the so how did how did you get
02:51found out so i got caught because she had organized his organization like his under his sink is very
03:00organized and all of that while she was dusting under there or whatever and and reorganized
03:05everything and so he had gotten home from work and he opened up the cabinet and he said jayden
03:11did mommy clean the house and jayden said no maria did he texted me and said you snake in the grass
03:19you're a snake you're a liar you're a fake and i'm like oh no i got caught that's terrible
03:25but then i was like can we just like have her keep coming obviously we can afford it it's been
03:30going on for this long and you had no idea yeah uh so we don't have to have her come as often but
03:36for father's day i said what do you want and he said i want maria to come to the house and clean
03:40so we have maria come and he texts me after i want to kiss maria on the lips whoa wow okay that
03:46she's a much better cleaner than i am i've never met your husband but i am having a vision
03:52he's he's a stunning individual thank you yeah i just have a like a vision of him underneath
03:56his sink just sliding his finger underneath and seeing that there's no dust and just what the
04:02heck has happened here honestly he's not so yeah for sure that's how he was seven two five two four
04:11six one oh two seven how or why what's the dumbest thing that you've ever lied to your spouse about i
04:16have definitely i've blamed farts on my kid on more than one occasion oh my god yeah that's i mean
04:21that's just a simple one that i think i frankly you should all do at home it works is blaming on
04:25the kids i mean he he can be a monster oh my god it's brutal
