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00:02Rowley, come here!
00:06You all right?
00:06Yes, I'm fine.
00:07Rowley, come here!
00:10Are you sure you're all right?
00:11Yeah, I'm fine, honest.
00:12Now, Rowley, come here!
00:14Rowley, come here!
00:16Come here.
00:17That's it.
00:18All right?
00:19You move, I'm going to kick you out the backside, all right?
00:22That's it.
00:24Are you sure you're all right?
00:25Dan, I'm fine.
00:27Do you want me to get the dock out?
00:28I've just been to see you.
00:30What for?
00:31Don't ask silly questions.
00:34No, I mean, any problems?
00:36No, everything's fine.
00:37Birth minus two months and counting.
00:40Good.
00:43I'd better get going, I'm late as it is.
00:45We don't have people talking, do we?
00:47I'll see you later, Dan.
00:49Yeah, I'm sorry, shall we?
00:51What for?
00:52Well, Rowley, of course.
00:54Yeah, see ya.
00:57Hey, it looks good.
00:59Eh?
01:00The pub.
01:01Looks good.
01:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04Pussy!
01:06Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
01:07Down, Rowley, come.
01:08You know, it's amazing what a bit of colour does to a building.
01:12Yeah, right, yeah.
01:13I'm surprised you never considered giving the place a real facelift.
01:18What do you mean?
01:19Ah, I mean, turning it into something a bit different.
01:23Well, I've got Lofley serving behind the bar.
01:25How much different do you want to be?
01:26No, I mean, turning it into something like a ship or a medieval tavern or something.
01:31Yeah, and I could be Henry 8 for the Sixth Wife.
01:32Yeah, I don't think Andrew's stand for that much, really.
01:34Well, if you change your mind, I do a good line in conceptions.
01:37So does the barbers.
01:39Well, think about it.
01:40Yeah, I will, yeah.
01:41See ya.
01:42Yeah.
01:42Yeah.
01:47Oh, careful, Dan.
01:48Well, what's he doing up there anyway?
01:50Well, he's trying to hang his stiggery-doo.
01:52And not before time, either.
01:54It's a boomerang mobile, Dan.
01:55Well, I didn't think it was a banana.
01:57The brewery sent him for the promotion.
01:59Well, just you be careful, that's all.
02:01He'd have been fine if you hadn't knocked him for Sixth.
02:03Come here, I want to show you something.
02:04What?
02:04Come here.
02:05Oh, I'll be back in a minute.
02:07Oh, hello.
02:09Looks good, doesn't it?
02:10What does?
02:11What a pub.
02:11It's amazing what a bit of colour will do.
02:15Well, I can't say it bowls me over.
02:18Yeah, but a major facelift might.
02:19What?
02:20Well, I've got an idea.
02:22Go on.
02:24How's your fancy turning the Queen's Lick into a Caribbean cocktail paradise?
02:27Do what?
02:28You know, palm trees, parrots, coconuts, elberts.
02:30Are you serious?
02:31Well, it's a bit ritzy, but everyone else does it, so why can't we?
02:34Because they run managed houses.
02:35If we do it, it costs us.
02:36Well, I'll work it out.
02:38Well, it might up the business.
02:39Yeah, a touch of Barbados and Walford to bring the crowds flocking in.
02:42Yeah, get Kenny Lynch to open it.
02:44Tony's cheaper.
02:44I, I, I...
02:45Have a door.
02:46We don't want to see doing his dying swan act again, do we?
02:48No.
02:50I'll hold the steps, shall I?
02:51Yeah, pass me that hammer first, Lofty, will you?
02:53Yeah.
02:55Oi!
02:59Are you all right?
03:00He's got a death wish, that boy.
03:01He might have concession.
03:03Not from me, he won't.
03:04Here, can you hear me?
03:06Of course I can hear you, Ethel.
03:07Oh, well, he can speak.
03:09Look, I thought you were meant to be holding the ladder.
03:10I had to go and get the hammer, didn't I?
03:12Yeah, but you said you were going to hold the ladder.
03:14I couldn't do both things at once.
03:15I might have been killed.
03:17Yeah, so could I if the hammer had fallen on my head.
03:19Yeah, but I didn't have the hammer, did I?
03:20Oh, no, right.
03:21That's why I went to go and get it, wasn't it?
03:23Shut up before I get the hammer.
03:25Look, do you want a brandy or something?
03:26No, no, thanks.
03:27Never touch the stuff.
03:28Oh, no.
03:29Shall I get leg over?
03:30No, he's all right.
03:31Tell him you're all right.
03:32I'm all right.
03:33See?
03:33Now, can we please go on with some work?
03:35Yeah, I'll get the tools.
03:36Come on, Roley.
03:36Here.
03:39Here.
03:39Here.
03:39That could have been very nasty.
03:41Oh, no, I could have been killed by the hammer.
03:44Yes.
03:45Yeah, um, Ethel, you couldn't lend us a fire, could you?
03:50What for?
03:51Well, I had a bit of bad luck, you know, last week not winning the tilt competition,
03:54and Dr Legg's been giving me a bit of hard time.
03:56No!
03:59You haven't paid me back the one I led to last week yet.
04:03Here, Dennett, I've checked it out with Kath.
04:05What?
04:05Well, about her doing my shit for tonight.
04:07Eh?
04:08Well, I've got a date night.
04:09Well, don't make ab of it, all right?
04:11Oh, no, don't worry.
04:13Denn, what do you want me to do with this?
04:15It'll make your eyes water.
04:18Hiya, Tones, tea?
04:19Oh, please.
04:19I thought you said they were rigged anyway.
04:21No, some.
04:22Some were rigged.
04:23Well, how do you know if it will or won't be?
04:25Well, I don't know, do I?
04:27There you go.
04:28All right, thanks.
04:28Cheers.
04:29You're not making a lot of sense to me.
04:30No, no.
04:31I do, do I?
04:32Feel free.
04:32Oh, thanks.
04:34Well?
04:35What?
04:35What do you want?
04:37What make you think I'm after something?
04:38Well, aren't you?
04:39Yes.
04:40I knew it.
04:40We still need people for the carnival, Dot.
04:43You know my feelings about that, Tony.
04:45Easter is about Jesus rising from the dead, not about some pagan festival.
04:50How can you know so much about Walford, Dot?
04:52Well, that's true.
04:53I mean, nearly more than any of us.
04:55I was born here.
04:56I hope to.
04:57Look, it would be such a waste if you couldn't help us out a little.
05:02Well...
05:02I mean, it wouldn't be taking anything away from the religious aspect of Easter.
05:06Well, perhaps I could do something.
05:09It's great!
05:11Give a little bit of yourself to Walford.
05:13What little bit would you like?
05:17Eliza Doolittle is becoming embarrassing.
05:20What?
05:20Mary?
05:21Yes, Mary.
05:22Now she's got rid of that ridiculous makeup.
05:25What?
05:25Haven't you seen her?
05:26No.
05:27She's suddenly become the girl next door, which makes it more obvious than ever.
05:31What do you mean?
05:33Her infatuation for you, of course.
05:34Oh, don't be silly.
05:36Why else would she suddenly change her opinion?
05:38You are just jealous.
05:40I'm not the jealous type.
05:42I was never jealous when your female patients were falling all over you.
05:45Mary does not fancy me.
05:47No?
05:48Besides, she's not like that.
05:50She's really a very shy girl.
05:52Is that so?
05:52That is so.
05:53So I suggest the stalk brought Annie.
05:56Eh?
05:56Think about it, Andy.
05:58Anything else?
05:59No, I'm so wrong.
06:01Put it down!
06:02I was just going to phone.
06:03I know what you were just going to do.
06:04Now put it down!
06:07Twenty twenty, please, darling.
06:10Hello, Cheryl.
06:10Coming up early.
06:11No, I'll be to see the doctor.
06:12Yeah, please, sir.
06:13Coming up, you should.
06:13Yeah.
06:14It's cold.
06:15Carly!
06:16Here, Debbie.
06:17Hi.
06:18Two teas, Debs.
06:19No, one tea, one tea.
06:20Cheers, darling.
06:21All right.
06:21Cheers, Ron.
06:23I mean, that won't sell anything.
06:25I thought I'd get the rent from somewhere.
06:27Well, get out and do some cabby in.
06:28I have been for the last few days.
06:30Not much work of that.
06:32There you go.
06:33All right.
06:33What's this baking for?
06:34Cool, now.
06:35All right.
06:37There you go.
06:38Debbie.
06:39Yeah?
06:39Another word?
06:40Oh, it's about home birth.
06:42How do you feel about it?
06:43What, you mean for you?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Oh, I think it's past.
06:46Really?
06:47Really.
06:47It's best for both parent and child.
06:49It's a proven fact.
06:50Yeah, that's what I thought.
06:51I read it in a magazine.
06:54Will you be allowed?
06:55Well, I don't really know.
06:57I'm sorry, Michelle.
06:58I've got to get back.
06:59Take care.
07:00Oh.
07:02One minute.
07:03Okay, then.
07:03So, how do you suggest we pay?
07:05Well, we're bound to take a bit today.
07:07This is our busiest time.
07:09After this, we're lucky if we get six punters in all day.
07:11Yeah, but if you go and gamble, we'll just have to find even more.
07:14Not if I win, we won't.
07:16Look, if you win, you'll end up putting it on another horse until you do lose.
07:20If I didn't stop you, we'd be in the same boat as Mary.
07:24One bacon.
07:27All right.
07:28So?
07:28Yeah, hey.
07:29Another tea?
07:30No, no, no.
07:31I was wondering about you and Hassan.
07:33What about him?
07:34What?
07:35Did you have my home?
07:36No.
07:36You must be joking.
07:37I was down in the maternity hospital.
07:39But don't you think it's best?
07:41No.
07:42No way.
07:42Not in that pokey hole.
07:44I mean, it was bad enough when I was in the hospital.
07:46I tell you what, next time, I'm going to do it properly.
07:49I should check in for a week and have an epidural.
07:53It's really a specific kid, isn't it?
07:54The only people who believe that are men.
07:57Do you know what Ali said to me when I was having SA?
07:59He said, I don't know what all the fuss is about.
08:01In China, they have them in the paddy fields and get straight back to work, stupid Terry.
08:06You know when you throw one of these, it's meant to come back.
08:08Yeah, I know.
08:09Yeah.
08:10The Aborigines use them.
08:11Yeah, I remember when I was a kid, there was a song about one that wouldn't.
08:14Huh?
08:14What?
08:14What, come back?
08:15Oh.
08:16I suppose that must have been sung by an Ab originally.
08:19Yeah, I suppose so.
08:20Do you think it works?
08:21Well, it did in those days, but they had stupid songs, didn't they?
08:23Yeah.
08:24No, I mean, come back.
08:25Well, what, this?
08:26No, I shouldn't have thought so.
08:27I mean, it's only cardboard, isn't it?
08:28Yeah, why don't you try it?
08:30What, now?
08:31Yeah, go on, I'll keep a lookout, but mind you, don't let her fall.
08:34All right, if you see this coming, it, duck.
08:37Oh, will do.
08:38No, hold it that way.
08:40Go on.
08:44What have you done?
08:45A boomerang dot.
08:46Oh, dot.
08:48Dot?
08:49She's out.
08:49What have I done?
08:50Oh, she's all right, she's just dazed.
08:53Yeah, well, that's nothing new, is it?
08:54Don't joke, I...
08:55What hit me?
08:56A boomerang?
08:57Yeah, he was aiming for a kangaroo, but it hit you instead.
08:59I've warned you about it being round the place, haven't I?
09:01How are you feeling?
09:02Dazed.
09:03I told you that.
09:04Right, what's going on here?
09:05Oh, well, Dot's had an accident.
09:08I can see that, what's happened?
09:09Well, she got hit by this boomerang.
09:11I threw it.
09:12You did what?
09:13What, I threw it?
09:15Like an Aborigine.
09:17We wanted to see if it had come back.
09:18Did it?
09:19No, it hit you.
09:20Shall I get her a brandy?
09:22She doesn't drink.
09:23You okay, Dot?
09:24All right, so far.
09:26I'm sorry, then.
09:27Yeah, look, he was only trying to be like an Aborigine.
09:29Well, if you two don't buck your ideas up, you're doing something else that Aborigines do.
09:32What?
09:32Go and walk about and you look at right pair of pansies trying to spear a wallaby in Walford.
09:36Come in.
09:38Are you, er, not feeling very well?
09:40No, I'm fine.
09:41I just wondered because...
09:42Oh, no, I often stay in bed.
09:43It's warmer.
09:45Do you mind if we get back in?
09:46It's freezing.
09:47No, no, not at all.
09:47At all.
09:49So, how long is it now, then?
09:51Oh, a few months.
09:52And you're not still working, are you?
09:54Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:55I don't do the job at the hamburger place anymore.
09:57I still do a couple of stints at the hairdressers now and again.
09:59I can just about manage that.
10:00And I need the money.
10:01Oh, I'll give you that fiver for doing me hair.
10:03No, no, no.
10:04I said I'll do it for free.
10:04No, I might not be able to pay you again.
10:07Why?
10:08I'm giving up the old stripping lark.
10:11Really?
10:11Yeah, I've had enough.
10:13So, you better take it while I can still afford it.
10:16It'd make things a bit hard, wouldn't it?
10:18They've never been easy.
10:20Oh, right.
10:24Mary, did you have any in hospital?
10:27Of course I did.
10:29What do you think's best?
10:30Plenty of air and gas.
10:32What?
10:33Well, if they offer it, don't refuse it.
10:35No, no, what I mean is,
10:36do you think a hospital birth is better than a home birth?
10:40They'll tell you to have the baby in the hospital
10:42with the happy father holding your hand and helping you along.
10:46But you and me don't exactly fit into that, do we?
10:49No.
10:50What would you have liked?
10:52Oh, I'd have liked a nice pink and white bedroom
10:55with nice pink and white furniture
10:57and nice pink and white bedclothes
10:59and just me and Annie and no pain at all.
11:01But it's not like that, Michelle.
11:03Things can go wrong.
11:05I'm healthy enough.
11:06But you never know.
11:08In a hospital, everything's there, just in case.
11:12So, another vote for the hospital, then?
11:14You're just a kid, Michelle.
11:16You can't risk it.
11:18Besides, they probably won't give you any choice.
11:23I think you'll live.
11:24And I don't need to give you anything, Doc.
11:26Oh.
11:27Here, Kath, who called the Doc in?
11:31No one.
11:31Just popped in.
11:32Mm.
11:35Well, how is she then, Doc?
11:36As far as I can see, she's fine.
11:37Great.
11:38Do you want a drink?
11:39No, thanks, Angie.
11:40I just wanted a word with Lofty.
11:41Anyway, I'm late for my rounds as it is.
11:42Okay, I'll give Doc one eye on the ass.
11:45Uh, Lofty?
11:46Uh, yeah, Doc, would you like to try and paint the Melbourne Star?
11:50Lofty?
11:50Yeah.
11:51It is Tuesday, and I still haven't had any read from you yet.
11:54No.
11:55No, well...
11:56What?
11:57Uh, I'll get it for you.
11:58When?
11:59Soon, today.
12:01Right.
12:01Make sure you do.
12:03Yeah.
12:04How many fingers have I got, Potter?
12:07Four.
12:09Yes.
12:11I was coming to see you.
12:12What for?
12:13About your carnival costume.
12:15Huh?
12:16You know, give your hand lights.
12:17Well, I thought you didn't want anything to do with this here carnival because of religious
12:22reasons.
12:23No, I didn't, but then I'd have changed your heart.
12:26You know, I thought it'd be such a waste, you know, me being a genuine Walfordian, and
12:30I didn't want you getting up on that float and people pointing at you.
12:33Well, why should they do that?
12:36Well, I mean, you might get the period wrong, and I know all there is to know about Walford
12:40in 1936.
12:41So do I.
12:42Not as much as me.
12:43I do.
12:43You don't?
12:44I do.
12:44You don't.
12:45I do.
12:46After that outburst, I suppose you don't need my help.
12:50Oh, good.
12:51Oh, very well then.
12:51I shall offer my services elsewhere.
12:54Oh, you're not going to drive the lorry, are you?
12:58Here we go then, girls.
12:59Oh, thank you.
13:00All right.
13:00Oh, I say, Andrew, how is Sharon doing with her carnival costume?
13:05All right, I think.
13:06Thanks, Doc.
13:07Yes.
13:07Would you like me to give her a hand?
13:09No, I think she can manage you right on her own.
13:10Oh, well, I'd like to help her, you know, give a little bit of myself to Walford.
13:14Yeah, except I think she's happier doing it on a tod.
13:17Oh, I've suddenly come over all dizzy.
13:20Oh, I hope that boomerang ain't going to have a lasting effect.
13:23She stays.
13:23I thought she was.
13:25I suppose a little therapy wouldn't help, would it, darling?
13:27Oh, it could do.
13:28Yeah, well, I'll get that dress then, shall I?
13:31Oh, she's changed her tune pretty sharp.
13:34That's because she cares about Walford's image, unlike some people I could mention.
13:39I don't know why we didn't break up today.
13:40Never do anything the last couple of days.
13:42Same at our place.
13:43Bye.
13:44Bye.
13:46Bye.
13:46Bye.
13:47Oh, come on, you two.
13:49Oi.
13:52Yes.
13:52A pint of Churchill.
13:54Try a pint of Melbourne Star.
13:56It's new and makes your didgerino.
13:58Who do you two think you are?
13:59The Beverly Sisters?
14:00No, no, it's a new promotion.
14:01What is it?
14:02Melbourne Star Lager.
14:03You see, every time you buy a pint, we give you one of these little stickers,
14:06and then when you get 12 stickers, you get a free pint.
14:08Is that right?
14:09Yeah.
14:09Well, I'll have a pint of Churchill's.
14:12I'll get it.
14:13I'll get it.
14:14Try a pint of Melbourne Star.
14:16Well, I was good.
14:17Oi, you two.
14:18One staff per customer.
14:19Ask for all.
14:19Wixie, come here.
14:21Serve your dad.
14:22Have a pint of Churchill.
14:23What was all this about?
14:24Oh, the mystery drinker.
14:26They offered him a pint of Melbourne Star to get a five-a-bonus.
14:28Don't think they were badly paid or something.
14:29Don't know when they were off, do they, then?
14:31What's the sleeves need finishing off?
14:32Oh, leave that to me, Angie.
14:34Sleeves are my speciality.
14:35Yeah, I thought they were.
14:37Here, Simon.
14:38What?
14:39You got a minute?
14:40Well, no, not really, Dad.
14:41Look, Cap and I like the word.
14:42Yeah, but it's a bit awkward.
14:43It won't take a sec.
14:45All right.
14:46Look, it's about noon.
14:48Yeah, what about?
14:49Well, it's not that we're interfering.
14:51We just think it's our duty.
14:52What is?
14:54Well, to tell you what you might be getting involved in.
14:56Oh, yeah.
14:57Oh, she's a nice girl, isn't she, Cap?
14:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:00She's a lovely girl.
15:01Yeah, but she's not the same colour as us.
15:02I didn't say that.
15:03Then what are you saying?
15:05Look, you didn't mean that.
15:06What Pete's trying to say is she's not like us.
15:09She's got different ways.
15:10Look, she hasn't got a camel tied up at the back of her shop or anything.
15:13Oh, we're not saying that.
15:14No, it's what you meant, isn't it?
15:15Look, look, we're just asking you to mind your step, that's all.
15:18She's still married, you know.
15:19Look, you both went on to me until I went to see Mum.
15:21Yeah, which I appreciate.
15:22And that was a total disaster.
15:24Oh, now, Simon, you can't blame me.
15:24So don't give me any lectures about the sort of girl I can and can't take out, okay?
15:28Sorry, what's for having, mate?
15:29Oh, I'd like to try a pint at this Melbourne star.
15:32Celebrating.
15:33Oh, what's that?
15:33I just put a tenner on a dead circle.
15:35Oh, well, you're back to winner here, mate.
15:37Look, 11 more of these stickers and you've earned yourself a free pint.
15:40There you go.
15:41Dangerous.
15:41Yes?
15:42I was just wondering...
15:43Albert, it, Lofty.
15:43I don't pay you to be a philosopher.
15:45No.
15:46I was just wondering, could you let me have a sub?
15:48Only I'm a little behind me in my rent.
15:49Yeah, all right.
15:50See me later, after closing, eh?
15:52When?
15:52You heard, after closing.
15:54Does that mean yes?
15:54Yes, it means yes.
15:56So don't call me kind, heartless and generous for nothing.
15:57Now, get on with your work or I'll dock you pay.
16:00It's amazing what a new hairstyle can do for a person.
16:02Yeah, well, I thought it was time for a bit of a change.
16:04Yeah, what a change, eh?
16:06Look, if you'll excuse me, Annie's outside.
16:09Oh, yeah, of course.
16:10Yeah, go on.
16:10So, ciao.
16:11Bye.
16:12Ciao.
16:13Ciao.
16:14Oh, what's the matter with you?
16:15Nothing's the matter with me.
16:16It's more like what's the matter with you, too.
16:18Talk about a change, eh?
16:19Mary looks great.
16:21And what else are you smiling at?
16:23Eh?
16:24You came through that door grinning like a cheshire cat?
16:26Oh, nothing.
16:27Nothing.
16:27Where have you been?
16:28Just to the pub.
16:29It's for a drink.
16:31Here, though, I've got a change.
16:32Yeah, I'll have a look.
16:33A couple of pounds worth of silver, though.
16:34Right.
16:35Yeah, you lot.
16:36Think about time you've got to move on.
16:37Not only time yet, you know.
16:38All right, we're just going, Pops, all right?
16:39Go on, Pete.
16:40One pound, two pound.
16:41Oh, and by the way, we cancelled that stupid ad in yours.
16:43What, for kiss of Graham?
16:45Yeah, and don't put our name on the paper, don't you?
16:46Right.
16:47See you later.
16:48Well, that's just great.
16:49Just when I felt it was beginning at the take-off.
16:51So who else's phone can we use?
16:53I think we've just about been through them all.
16:54Yeah, just about.
16:55But I think we'll have to elbow this kiss of Graham idea.
16:58What?
16:59Well, it doesn't look like we've got much choice, does it?
17:00Oh, well, that's great, isn't it?
17:01Another good idea gone down the drain thanks to parental cooperation.
17:06You know what I think's really off, Doctor?
17:08Here we all are, screaming about the freedom of the individual,
17:11and a woman can't even have her baby where she wants to.
17:13But it's in your interest, Michelle, and the baby's.
17:16Yes, everyone keeps telling me.
17:18Even if you weren't 16 and unmarried,
17:20it's totally impractical for you to have the baby in this house.
17:24Why?
17:24What's wrong with it?
17:25Well, there's nothing wrong with the house.
17:27Well, then what's everyone moaning about?
17:28Oh, no, come on.
17:29You're not stupid, Michelle.
17:30Just look at the situation.
17:31Under this roof, you've got your mother and father,
17:34who've got a baby of their own.
17:35You've got Lou, who's not in a perfect state of health.
17:38So, if I lived a nice big house in Hampstead, like where you live...
17:40Islington.
17:40All right, wherever.
17:41Then maybe then there'd be a possibility.
17:43No, not in my flat, there wouldn't.
17:44There's not enough room to put a cot.
17:45Look, you know what I'm trying to say.
17:47Yes, yes.
17:49Okay, there is a possibility, Michelle,
17:51but it's a very slim one.
17:53That's mainly because of equipment and lack of facilities.
17:56I see.
17:56One rule for the rich, eh?
17:58Oh, Michelle.
17:59Do you want to come in?
18:00Yeah, I'm in here.
18:02Oh, hello.
18:03Look, I've got to be going.
18:05Something I said?
18:06No, something I said.
18:07Goodbye, Dino.
18:08And I'm sorry, Michelle.
18:11Hey, are you all right?
18:12Yeah.
18:13Well, you haven't lost a baby, have you?
18:15Don't be daft.
18:17What's happened then?
18:19It's just all this business about where to have the baby.
18:22I reckon I should have said yes to Lofty now.
18:25What?
18:26When he asked me to marry him.
18:28Would have saved a lot of problems.
18:29Like what?
18:30Oh, the kid have had a father for a start.
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:33Well, it's not going to be easy having a baby by yourself, Michelle.
18:35I know.
18:36Kid could do of a father.
18:38Don't suppose he wants to know, eh?
18:40The real father, I mean.
18:42Well, it's not that.
18:43It's just I don't think his wife would be too pleased.
18:47You know, I really like it.
18:49Honest?
18:49Yeah, honest.
18:50You look how I think you should, love.
18:52How much?
18:53Fiver.
18:54You're off.
18:55So you've not been working today?
18:57No, I've just been walking around.
18:58People are starting to get used to me looking like this now.
19:01We've got to get the rules sorted, though.
19:03What rules?
19:04We're having a bit.
19:04We've got to have rules.
19:05Well, that's easy.
19:06Look, the first one of us she says she'd go out with wins.
19:08Don't be a brat.
19:10First come, first served.
19:13So I've decided to give it up.
19:15What, you mean the stripping?
19:16Yeah.
19:17That's the best news I've heard all day.
19:20Well, I've had enough of men iron me up.
19:22Right, that's it, then.
19:23No rules.
19:24Well, I thought I might cross the square with you.
19:25Watch out.
19:26Yeah, all right.
19:27I thought I might pop in later and see you later.
19:29Okay?
19:29Yeah, well, I'll leave the bottom drawer on the back so you can come up any time, all right?
19:33Okay.
19:34Hello, Arlie.
19:35All right, cool.
19:36Crap up.
19:36It's freezing out.
19:38See ya.
19:39I don't even know.
19:41No, Sue.
19:41Look, listen.
19:42I don't want to know, Arlie.
19:43You promised me.
19:43It's all right.
19:44You promised me you wouldn't gamble.
19:46I've got the rent.
19:47What?
19:48The rent.
19:49I've got it.
19:49You won?
19:50No.
19:51Well, then how did you get the money?
19:52I just have.
19:54Arlie, what have you done?
19:55Nothing crooked.
19:56Are you sure?
19:57Yeah, yeah, I promise.
19:58Cos if you have, I really won't want to know.
20:00I've been to see Uncle.
20:02Uncle?
20:02Yeah.
20:02I've hopped a few things.
20:04Like what?
20:05Well, a couple of bracelets, chains, necklaces.
20:07My jewellery?
20:08You've pawned my jewellery?
20:09And mine?
20:09Who said you could?
20:10Me.
20:10I said, I could.
20:12Well, I didn't.
20:12Look, the flat's more important than a few bits of glitter.
20:14I don't believe you.
20:16You could have at least asked me.
20:17We can always get it back when we have the cash.
20:19When you get the cash, you've never got the cash.
20:21You're too busy having a blooming affair.
20:22Eh?
20:23With the damn bookies.
20:26So this is where you're hiding?
20:28Well, that other place was too cold.
20:30Are you going to be ready on time?
20:32Well, of course I am.
20:33This is nearly finished.
20:34Look, we need a other hall by tomorrow for the costume parade.
20:37Sharon's will be there as well.
20:38Sharon's?
20:38Yes, I'm doing it for her.
20:40Oh, we're such a mess.
20:41We don't want anyone letting the float down, do we?
20:43Finished.
20:45You're...
20:45That looks different.
20:48Hmm.
20:49Revealing.
20:50You've messed that up, haven't you?
20:52Oh, well, I don't know how that happened.
20:55Used to let me do it.
20:57There.
20:58Sharon's is finished.
21:00I think I'll just put it round the back,
21:02so as it doesn't spoil.
21:05Do you want me to put yours right for you?
21:07Oh, no, no.
21:07I can manage.
21:11Now, you be good.
21:19Uh, hi, Mary.
21:22Um, I was in the neighbourhood,
21:24so I've put a drop in.
21:26Well, of course I was in the neighbourhood.
21:28I live here, didn't I?
21:30It's a joke.
21:31Did you get it?
21:32Yeah.
21:33Um, well, can I come in, then?
21:36If you must.
21:37Uh, well, the front door was open,
21:39so I came straight up.
21:40You didn't lock it, did you?
21:41No, no, no, no.
21:42I left it.
21:42Good.
21:43Um, these are few.
21:45What for?
21:46Um, well, I thought you might like them.
21:49Oh.
21:50Um, you look very nice tonight, Mary.
21:54Uh, Mary?
21:56Yeah.
21:57Um, about tomorrow night.
21:59What about it?
22:00Well, I was, uh, wondering if...
22:02I'm gone.
22:04Oh, Calvin, come in.
22:06Oh, thanks, Will.
22:07I was passing, and I saw the front door open,
22:08so I thought I'd pop in and say hello.
22:10Yeah, you didn't lock it, did you?
22:11No, no, no, I left it open.
22:12Good.
22:13What are you doing here?
22:14I'm going to ask you the same question.
22:15I've come to see Mary.
22:16Oh, so do you like.
22:20Oh, Mary, there you are.
22:22Thank heavens you're in.
22:23What's the matter, Ethel?
22:25Well, it's my costume.
22:26It's misconstrued, and I was wondering
22:28whether you could give me a hand.
22:29Front door was open, so I'd just come straight up.
22:32You haven't locked it, have you?
22:34Well, I don't think so.
22:35Oh, hello, boys.
22:37Hello, Ethel.
22:38Yeah, I hope I'm not disturbing anything.
22:41No.
22:41Oh, what now?
22:43Oh, hello, Mary.
22:45Hello, Doc, come in.
22:46I've got a slight problem.
22:47I wonder what you'll give me a hand.
22:49Well, it's Sharon's costume for the car.
22:51I'm in and join the kids.
22:52Well, it's...
22:53Hello, Doc.
22:53She was.
22:55You've got a problem?
22:57What are you doing here?
22:58It's not the same as you, I expect.
23:00Well, it's only because I've got it on the head back from the back.
23:02Oh, yes, of course it is.
23:04Well, at least I've got some skills like this.
23:06Oh, come on.
23:07Come in, you may as well.
23:08You as well, I mean, you too.
23:11I've, er, brought her an Easter egg.
23:13Well, I think you're being ridiculous.
23:15Namor, it's Samantha.
23:16I've got a mobile star.
23:17I mean, it's a way of them keeping you down.
23:19I had a long discussion about this the other night.
23:22Who is?
23:23Some people at the Asian women's group.
23:24And what'd they say?
23:26On the whole, they agreed with me.
23:27Yeah, well, they would, wouldn't they?
23:29They're women.
23:30What?
23:31It's a joke.
23:32But me and me are paid because it's the done thing.
23:34It's only like being given a present.
23:36When I go out for a meal, I don't want to feel I owe anybody anything.
23:41Well, you don't owe me anything.
23:42It's my treat.
23:43I'm not a dog you can toss a bone to, you know.
23:45I think you're overreacting, Namor.
23:47Yeah, so do I, eh?
23:48No, I'm not.
23:49It's all part of the let's keep the men on top campaign, isn't it?
23:53I beg your pardon?
23:55Look, if we want our freedom, this whole attitude of men towards women has to change.
24:01Well, I don't mind being taken out and spoiled for once.
24:04Oi, Russ Conway.
24:05Do you think you could spare us ten minutes of your precious time?
24:08Me?
24:08Yes, you.
24:09We could do with another pair of hands behind here.
24:12All right.
24:13Sorry about this.
24:14I'll be back in a minute.
24:14All right, I'll get some more drinks.
24:15What do you want?
24:16Yeah, I'll pay.
24:17No, it's my share.
24:18I want to pay.
24:19Well, I won't let you.
24:20Come on, Roy.
24:20Yeah.
24:22Hey, listen, mate, thanks for sorting out my share in this app.
24:25I'll see you right next week.
24:26Okay.
24:27Yeah, and can you lend me some money to sort out this app?
24:29What?
24:31It's just that everyone still wants to run my life for me.
24:34And I could have got rid of it, you know.
24:36Yeah, I know.
24:37But I didn't.
24:39What do you wish you had, now?
24:40No.
24:41No, I don't.
24:42It's just...
24:43You wish they'd let you have the baby at home?
24:46I wouldn't have thought it was too much to ask.
24:49Well, why won't they?
24:51Well, Dr Legg says our house ain't suitable.
24:53Well, what's wrong with it?
24:54It's what I said.
24:56And?
24:57Well, apparently it's too crowded.
24:59We've got a runaway son, a sick grand, young baby with a dregs.
25:04Do you know what I mean?
25:04Michelle.
25:06Sharon, I just...
25:07I just can't bear the thought of being in a hospital surrounded by people that I don't know.
25:13I mean, in a ward.
25:15All on my own.
25:17Then a baby.
25:19I don't want it, Sharon.
25:21I don't want to be on me own.
25:27Oh, Simon.
25:28Yeah?
25:29Hey, thanks a lot for tonight.
25:31What?
25:31Robbin' out, you mean?
25:32You know that last big round you did?
25:34What?
25:35The three vodkas, two gins and a couple of pints?
25:37Yeah, that's the one.
25:38Yeah, what about it?
25:38You run it up in my till.
25:40You what?
25:40Come on, you two.
25:41I want a lot.
25:42Sit down, then.
25:42Come on, then.
25:43No, don't look at me.
25:43I'm not the pill judge.
25:46So if you lived in Epping, in the same way, with your mum and dad and a goldfish, they
25:50might let you go?
25:51Maybe.
25:52It don't make sense, Michelle.
25:54No, I know it don't.
25:56Well, haven't you got a cousin?
25:57Some friends you could go and stay with?
25:59Well, there's an auntie in the country, but I don't know her either.
26:02I mean, it'd be the same as having it in hospital, wouldn't it?
26:05Yeah.
26:05Yeah.
26:06There's no one.
26:09Anyway, I'll see you later, Sharon.
26:10Yeah, bye, Michelle.
26:14Fancy doing a thing like that in a bar.
26:16Arthur, she was dead and buried.
26:17I don't think there was anything wrong with her, really.
26:19Neither do I.
26:20A car will boomerang can't hurt that much.
26:22I think she was putting it on.
26:23You know, a bit like you were, over the top.
26:26I beg your pardon?
26:27You know, your disappearing pills trick.
26:29I wasn't putting it on, then.
26:32You'll never understand how I felt, will you?
26:35I just felt like everything was slipping away.
26:37I wasn't in control of my own life.
26:40Which is something you'll never experience.
26:42No.
26:45Well, let's call it a night, then, eh?
27:05I'm turning in, sweetie pie.
27:07Yeah.
27:07Night-night, Dad.
27:08Night-night, Mum.
27:08God bless.
27:12Oh, has your mum got the bed, Princess?
27:14Yep.
27:14Right, I think I'll turn in all.
27:15Good night.
27:16Hey, Dad?
27:18Yeah?
27:18Michelle was round tonight.
27:20Yes, I know.
27:21Well, she's not very happy at the moment.
27:23Why's that?
27:24Well, the baby.
27:26So I thought, well, me being her best mate,
27:28and you and Mum friends are the family.
27:29Yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
27:30Well, we could solve all the problems for her.
27:32Well, you know me, Princess.
27:33Do anything I can to help.
27:34Oh, I thought you'd say that, Dad.
27:36I'll tell her tomorrow, yeah?
27:37Tell her what?
27:38That she can have her baby here, in the Queen Vic.
27:40I'll tell her if she can have her baby.